Absurdity

I'm Michael—a professional unemployed from the 21st century. After ten years of being 'stuck' at home, I received a package that looked like a scam. Inside were a magic lamp and its instruction manual. Then the genie pops out and offers me one wish. My genius brain activated: "Why not wish to become a genie?" YEAH. BIG MISTAKE. Turns out, being a genie means you're immortal but have literally zero powers. Wait, it seems I have a almost useless system. System chuck me into another world, toss me a new body, and drop this warning: "If this body dies, you're trapped in the magic lamp for 1000 years." And guess who I have to serve? A child... or so I thought. I figured he'd wish for candy or a toy sword. But NO. Inside that tiny body is an adult soul also from another world. His wish? "I WANT TO BE KING OF THE WORLD." Excuse me? How am I supposed to do that? I have NO powers. I've never even been class president, and now you want me to make you king of the freaking world??? But my luck wasn't actually that bad because I awakened a GOD-LEVEL talent. Although I lost ninety years of my lifespan, it wasn't a big problem.

A veteran gamer was so infuriated by Nintendo's baffling decisions after watching the Switch 2's Nintendo Direct that he went on a long rant. Thinking about how every console company in history, after a massive success, always seems to botch the next generation, he proceeded to roast each one by name. He woke up from his tirade to find he had been reincarnated in 1985 as the son of Hayao Nakayama, the head of Sega. After trashing console companies, he was reborn into the very one that would later abandon the console market—and as its heir, no less! It just goes to show that what goes around comes around; he complained, and now he has to put his money where his mouth is. Let's see how he shakes up the industry during this golden age of gaming! This is a translation Raw: 重生遊戲黃金時代：我成世嘉太子

Su Chen obtained a "Myriad Worlds Golden Ranking" system. As long as he creates and broadcasts a short video and spreads it to all worlds, he can receive rewards. So... 【 Sasuke utterly defeats Sukuna 】 【 Tsugikuni Yoriichi Marries Muzan 】 【 The Emiya Family Dinner 】 【 Tyrant Bear For a Lifetime 】 【 Lu Mingfei and Chu Lexiang's Wedding 】 【 Loki becomes the Master of the Multiverse 】 【 Kaname Madoka and Akemi Homura's Indescribable Secret 】 and more. When scenes from the future appear before everyone in the myriad worlds, they all go crazy. Muzan Kibutsuji: "I... marry Tsugikuni Yoriichi?!! And give birth to his children?!" Naruto: "Damn it! Even Sasuke gets a shining moment, when I'm clearly the main character!" Thor: "Master of the Multiverse, ugh, Loki, you're a real bastard!" Lu Mingfei: "I love Senior Sister Nono, not Chu Lexiang!" Akemi Homura: "Madoka, please listen to my explanation..." The crazy old man of the magnetic field, the educational bishop's hundreds of millions of deaths, Natsuki Subaru's Obereru line, the Sixth Holy Grail War, Ars Paulina... Updates Schedule: 3 Chapters every Saturday @11am GMT+8 If you want to support me and want advanced access to up to 12 Chapters, you can check it @patreon.com/Icedrone

Qian Lingfeng struck gold twice in his life. The second time whisked him away to Solaris, where he rose to become the savior known as the Rover. Just as the restart of this life began, and the Rover was planning how to execute this new mission to save the world, an entity known as the Exposure Q&A Chat Group suddenly pulled in the people of Solaris, their Echoes, and Tacet Discords. /Ding! Congratulations to Guest Jinhsi for becoming the Chat Group's first lucky participant. /Ding! If Guest Jinhsi agrees to upload her personal corresponding sticker/emoji pack, she will receive one Golden Treasure Chest. /Ding! Does Guest Jinhsi agree? Jinhsi: Upload a sticker pack??? You've mentioned all the benefits, but are there no drawbacks? After a brief discussion, Jinhsi decisively chose to upload. From then on, after obtaining a treasure beneficial to the entirety of Jinzhou, it became difficult for the girl to smile again. Updates Schedule: 2 Chapters every Saturday @11am GMT+8 If you want to support me and want advanced access to up to 10 Chapters, you can check it @patreon.com/Icedrone

She was born to destroy demons. He was born to challenge the god realms. As an Eternal, Kelsey was raised to hate—and ultimately wipe out demon clans. However, a powerful spell seals away her memories and godly strength. Lost and unaware of her true identity, she lives among demons… only to find herself trapped in a terrifying marriage she never chose. Luca is a calamity given form—a mixed-blood demon king, a dragon of annihilation to gods and mortals alike. Yet before his new bride, he is unexpectedly gentle, attentive… and devastatingly handsome. But their love is doomed. For Kelsey’s blood belongs to the god clans, sworn enemies of demons. And when her sealed memories begin to awaken, a voice commands her to kill her husband. As gods conspire, demon factions’ rebel, and long-buried truths about their origins come to light, Kelsey and Luca are forced to confront their fated destiny. Will love overcome destiny? And when the truth of their origins is revealed, what choice will they make?

After her death, Lilith awakens in a world where fourteen billion players struggle for survival, power, and the right to continue existing. Ten million of them have become Demon Lords, each building their own race, their own territory, and their own army. Demonic Dragon Knights command vast legions, Vampires rise to build empires, and Lords of Catastrophe leave nothing but ruin in their wake. Yet Lilith enters this world as the Primordial Succubus Monarch - and quickly realizes she cannot walk the same path as the others. Instead of endless armies, she is given only three succubi, each unique in their own way, and the system permanently seals her ability to summon more. In a world where power is measured in numbers, such a gift feels more like a death sentence than a blessing. If she wants to conquer this world, she will have to take armies from other Demon Lords, grow stronger despite her limitations, and prove that a demon of desire is not meant only to seduce - but to fight. And above them all stand the Heroes… beings created for one purpose alone. To hunt and kill Demon Lords like her.

This story revolves around a boy named Om, who finds nothing but sorrow in his life. One day, overwhelmed by his suffering, Om attempts to end his life. However, due to an accident, he gains some superpowers. With these newfound abilities, Om sets out to transform his life of misery. How will he succeed in changing his fate?

A love triangle, between Theo, Kayla and Hari, highschool romance.

MATURE CONTENT WARNING (R-18 / 18+ ONLY) This novel is strictly intended for readers aged 18 and above. It contains highly explicit sexual content, detailed adult scenes, strong language, and mature themes. Critical Disclaimer: Every character in this story is a fully consenting adult, with the youngest being 22 years old or older. All intimate relationships depicted are between step-relatives only. There are no blood relations involved. Every act is 100% consensual and occurs between legal adults. This is a complete work of erotic fiction and fantasy written purely for entertainment purposes. Real-world family boundaries and laws must always be respected. Fantasy is fantasy — this story does not reflect, endorse, or promote any real-life behavior. If you are under 18 years old, or if you are sensitive to explicit adult material and taboo themes, please stop reading immediately. By proceeding, you confirm that you are of legal age and willingly choose to read mature content. Thank you for understanding. Now enjoy the story responsibly.

In 2016, the world was engulfed in flames that incinerated humanity... But somehow, one Master managed to survive, and the Holy Grail was successfully recovered, so perhaps we should deepen our bonds with our Servants. This is a coming-of-age adventure story in which a Master who befriends heroic spirits (with suggestive implications) gradually becomes more and more strange, both sexually and personally. Ordinary people become extraordinary through love. A special edition featuring a more serious and laid-back heroic spirit story is also being serialized. Please refrain from posting gacha reports such as "I got this character" in the comments section from now on. The author has responded to such comments in the past, but has decided that it is causing trouble for readers and the administrators by confusing them with things unrelated to the work. We ask for your understanding.