I Founded the Kudos Cult in Naruto
• Namikaze Minato: "The greatest lie I’ve ever heard in my life is Tatsuma-kun’s praise."
• The Nine-Tails: "I finally managed to get out for once, and that jerk tells me I’m the 'strongest Tailed Beast he’s ever seen'—then he immediately punches me back into Kushina’s... er... well... tummy."
• Uchiha Madara: "I asked if he, too, wished to dance. He told me my footwork was so peerless that the mortal realm was no longer worthy of my presence. The next thing I knew, I’d been escorted back to the Pure Land."
• Jiraiya: "Namikaze Minato is the perfect shinobi; no one else even comes close. Sakamoto Tatsuma? He’s a masterpiece of a ninja... it’s just a crying shame he has a mouth."
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Please note: This is a translated version. All credit and rights are reserved by the original author.
Original: 我在火影成立夸夸教
柑蕉桔梨箩柚
Table of contents
- 1Chapter 1: The White-Haired Natural Perm Named Sakamoto Tatsuma2026-02-11 21:30
- 2Chapter 2: Gifted... But Only Just2026-02-11 21:31
- 3Chapter 3: The Entrance Test2026-02-11 21:31
- 4Chapter 4: My Will of Fire is Love and Peace2026-02-11 21:31
- 5Chapter 5: The Test2026-02-11 21:32
- 6Chapter 6: Taijutsu Secret: One Thousand Years of Death2026-02-11 21:32
- 7Chapter 7: Danzo’s Regret and the Hokage’s Shadow2026-02-11 21:32
- 8Chapter 8: Peers2026-02-11 21:33
- 9Chapter 9: Minato Was Also Awake2026-02-11 21:33
- 10Chapter 10: It’s Just a Test; I Could Do This in My Sleep2026-02-11 21:33
- 11Chapter 11: The Nara Clan’s Secret Technique2026-02-11 21:34
- 12Chapter 12: Tatsuma vs. Minato2026-02-11 21:34
- 13Chapter 13: A Clash of Taijutsu2026-02-11 21:34
- 14Chapter 14: A Lucky Victory2026-02-11 21:35
- 15Chapter 15: Tsunade and Jiraiya2026-02-11 21:35
- 16Chapter 16: The Woes of a Natural Perm2026-02-12 00:20
- 17Chapter 17: When the Pillow Smells Like a Middle-Aged Man, You Know You’re Old2026-02-12 01:20
- 18Chapter 18: Ninjutsu Scrolls2026-02-12 02:20
- 19Chapter 19: In the Category of Copying Homework, I, Minato, Declare You the Strongest2026-02-12 03:20
- 20Chapter 20: The Modular Learning Method2026-02-12 04:20
- 21Chapter 21: The Paid Curriculum of the Second Semester2026-02-13 02:35
- 22Chapter 22: Being a Ninja Isn't About Fighting and Killing; It’s About Networking2026-02-13 03:20
- 23Chapter 23: Mom, Tie it Tighter—It Looks Better This Way2026-02-13 05:20
- 24Chapter 24: Don’t Be Too Eager with Strangers2026-02-13 06:20
- 25Chapter 25: Mr. Almost-Genin2026-02-13 08:20
- 26Chapter 26: A Persona Must Be Maintained for Life, or It Collapses2026-02-14 01:20
- 27Chapter 27: The Cat Territory Theory2026-02-14 04:20
- 28Chapter 28: Even a Fat Cat Will Bite When Provoked2026-02-14 07:20
- 29Chapter 29: Calling a Wolf a Cat2026-02-14 10:20
- 30Chapter 30: Mito Uzumaki: I Came Here to Accomplish Three Things2026-02-14 13:20
- 31Chapter 31: Speculations on Early Graduation2026-02-15 04:20
- 32Chapter 32: A Crowd Has No Mind2026-02-15 09:20
- 33Chapter 33: Even a Pig Can Start a War, Let Alone Someone with an Agenda2026-02-16 02:20
- 34Chapter 34: The Great Villains: Tatsuma and Minato2026-02-16 10:20
- 35Chapter 35: The Taunt-Type Ninjutsu2026-02-17 01:20
- 36Chapter 36: Never Insult a Person’s Appearance2026-02-17 09:20
- 37Chapter 37: Am I the One Being Targeted?2026-02-18 00:20
- 38Chapter 38: Compliance Can Be Infuriating2026-02-19 00:20
- 39Chapter 39: I Bet There’s No Bullet in Your Gun!2026-02-20 00:20
- 40Chapter 40: Holding Back is Sometimes Harder Than Going All Out2026-02-21 00:20
- 41Chapter 41: High-Quality Ninja Fashion2026-02-21 07:20
- 42Chapter 42: Jonin Instructor and Master2026-02-22 04:20
- 43Chapter 43: Never Pay Out of Pocket for a Job2026-02-23 04:20
- 44Chapter 44: The Hotter the Flame, the Colder the Light2026-02-24 00:20
- 45Chapter 45: Those Who Hit the Nightlife Without Cash Are Up to No Good2026-02-25 01:20
- 46Chapter 46: If You Don't Like the Girls, Be Brave and Ask for the Next Batch2026-02-26 00:20
- 47Chapter 47: The Best Hunters Often Disguise Themselves as Prey2026-02-27 04:20
- 48Chapter 48: The Longer the Prelude, the Shorter the Performance2026-02-28 05:20
- 49Chapter 49: If You Do Dishonorable Work, Don't Expect an Honorable Reputation2026-03-01 04:20
- 50Chapter 50: Minato Did It Too2026-03-02 05:30
- 51Chapter 51: Jiraiya: There Is No Such Thing as "Quiet Years"2026-03-03 04:20
- 52Chapter 52: I Know You’re in a Hurry, but Don’t Get Ahead of Yourself2026-03-04 04:20
- 53Chapter 53: Grand Boasts, Nonsensical Gibberish, and Stunned Silence2026-03-05 03:30
- 54Chapter 54: Projecting onto Animals is a Human Delusion2026-03-06 05:20
- 55Chapter 55: Try Not to Leave Evidence When Moonlighting2026-03-07 03:30
- 56Chapter 56: A Kindly Lie is Still a Lie—and Lies Can Kill2026-03-08 05:30
- 57Chapter 57: Only Adults Truly Long for the Light2026-03-09 03:20
- 58Chapter 58: Monochromatic Creatures Always Hit the "Cute" Spot2026-03-14 05:35
- 59Chapter 59: If He’s Getting Soaked, He’s Taking Your Umbrella Too2026-03-15 07:25
- 60Chapter 60: Cross-dressing? Can a Ninja’s Business Be Called Cross-dressing?2026-03-16 03:30
- 61Chapter 61: The Senju Clan are "Fat Sheep" for Generations!2026-03-17 19:20
- 62Chapter 62: Gamblers Don’t Deserve Sympathy; Oh, I’m the Winner? Never Mind Then.2026-03-19 04:25
- 63Chapter 63: The Scenery You Take for Granted Is Someone Else’s Cherished Dream2026-03-21 05:20
- 64Chapter 64: Always Check Your Wallet Before Offering to Treat2026-03-22 05:20
- 65Chapter 65: Never Accept a Last-Minute Invite2026-03-23 05:20
- 66Chapter 66: Those with Love in Their Hearts Always Have a Weakness2026-03-26 01:20
- 67Chapter 67: It’s Hard to See a Friend Fail, but Harder to See Them Succeed2026-03-28 05:30
- 68Chapter 68: The Habit of Saving Must Be Formed While Young2026-03-29 05:30
- 69Chapter 69: Reciprocity Is Just the Currency of Favors2026-03-30 05:30
- 70Chapter 70: Everyone’s Constitution is Different, and Once Again, In a Moment of Extreme Anger...2026-04-01 20:30
- 71Chapter 71: A Cold Shoulder to You, a Bow to Another2026-04-04 05:25
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