Retarded Art Thou

For NSFW art of the characters, check out the discord! https://discord.gg/A7SXtpGRh ~~~ Adal is a transmigrator into the world of Boen. Not just any transmigrator, but a man who has the ability to perfectly remember everything he has ever read. In this new world, he inherits a library, and fills the shelves with books he had rewritten himself, using the memory of books he had read on earth. Most particularly, the genre of Smut. After introducing this new genre to the world of Boen, Adal earns himself reputation that he would have never dreamed on earth. And with help from the unique LustLord class that he manages to awaken, Adal decides that not only will be become the greatest Librarian of all time in this new world, but he will also fuck as many beauties as he can along the way.

After her death, Lilith awakens in a world where fourteen billion players struggle for survival, power, and the right to continue existing. Ten million of them have become Demon Lords, each building their own race, their own territory, and their own army. Demonic Dragon Knights command vast legions, Vampires rise to build empires, and Lords of Catastrophe leave nothing but ruin in their wake. Yet Lilith enters this world as the Primordial Succubus Monarch - and quickly realizes she cannot walk the same path as the others. Instead of endless armies, she is given only three succubi, each unique in their own way, and the system permanently seals her ability to summon more. In a world where power is measured in numbers, such a gift feels more like a death sentence than a blessing. If she wants to conquer this world, she will have to take armies from other Demon Lords, grow stronger despite her limitations, and prove that a demon of desire is not meant only to seduce - but to fight. And above them all stand the Heroes… beings created for one purpose alone. To hunt and kill Demon Lords like her.

A man reborn, more interested in his next meal than clan politics, finds himself caught in a power play that could reshape Konoha. Uchiha Masashi has seen it all before - literally. With memories of his past lives and abilities that shouldn't be possible, he'd rather perfect his combat skills than deal with clan drama. But when the newly appointed Fourth Hokage shows up with a proposal to unleash the Uchiha's power beyond their traditional police role, even Masashi has to pay attention. The clan sees opportunity. The village sees profit. Masashi sees the threads of fate that once led to his clan's destruction starting to weave again. As the Uchiha rush to prove themselves "ten times better than the Hyūga," Masashi walks a fine line between duty and survival. He knows too much - about the Nine-Tails incident that could destroy his clan's reputation, about young Shisui's tragic destiny, about the wheels already in motion. The question is: will he bother trying to change any of it? After all, in a world where even the strongest must sometimes bend to fate, sometimes the smartest move is to grab some dango and watch it all unfold. ---------- ---------- I don't own Naruto. Kudos to Masashi Kishimoto. Warnings: - AU - politics - powerful MC - "harem" (2 girls) - MC is sometimes ruthless - shadow clones are not almighty - will be revealed slowly as the story progresses - MC from Earth (never said he isn't, read between lines!) Advance Chapters on p@treon: [email protected]/Malphegor If you'd like to support me but can't join P@treon, leaving comments or reviews is also helpful!

Di dunia yang dikuasai oleh sistem, kekuatan ditentukan oleh level, rank, dan status sebagai Hunter. Sejak kemunculan Gate, umat manusia bergantung pada mereka yang “terpilih”—para Hunter yang mampu melawan monster dari dungeon. Di antara mereka, nama-nama besar terus bermunculan, membuktikan bahwa kekuatan hanya bisa diperoleh melalui sistem. Namun… tidak semua kekuatan berasal dari sana. Kang Tae Hyun, seorang mahasiswa biasa di Seoul, menyembunyikan identitas aslinya sebagai pewaris klan kultivator kuno—sebuah garis keturunan yang telah ada jauh sebelum Gate pertama muncul di dunia. Tidak memiliki sistem. Tidak memiliki status. Dan tidak terikat oleh aturan dunia Hunter. Saat Gate mulai muncul semakin tidak stabil dan ancaman di dalamnya melampaui batas yang bisa ditangani oleh para Hunter, keluarga Tae Hyun mulai bergerak dalam bayangan—menjaga keseimbangan yang tidak diketahui dunia. Namun keberadaan Tae Hyun bukanlah sesuatu yang bisa diabaikan. Karena di dalam dirinya… tersembunyi kekuatan yang bahkan sistem tidak bisa pahami. Kekuatan yang tidak bisa diukur. Tidak bisa dikendalikan. Dan mungkin… tidak seharusnya ada. Ketika dunia mulai menyadari adanya “anomali” di luar sistem, satu hal menjadi jelas— Di atas leveling… masih ada sesuatu yang jauh lebih berbahaya.

First, he was drawn into the world of Reverend Insanity—only to be yanked out and thrown into the Main God Space. The setup felt familiar, deceptively so. A trap disguised as a trope. Emerging from the Gu world and stepping through countless others, Zhou Ming carries a single Gu insect within him. It does not whisper. It does not obey. But it watches—and waits. Now, with nothing but an unreliable bug and a lifetime of cross-world survival ahead, Zhou Ming

A man who was locked up to cultivate immortality finally achieved it, becoming immortal and reaching the very peak of existence. But to achieve immortality, he was forced to give up one thing he loved the most, and that was sex. He was a man whore before he was set on the path to cultivating immortality. He could seduce any woman during his time as a mortal. But now that he has achieved immortality and has omnipotent, he wants to go back to his old ways, finding pleasure in tasting different types of women. ______________________ A/N - This WN is focused on sex, there is a story but it is very slow, MC's focus will be on women since this is a sex story, as for the plot, it really doesn't matter, being omnipotent means no matter what the antagonists do, it is useless, but there will be something to look into when it comes to the plot as I don't want to make it boring to you readers. WARNING. This novel consists of extreme sexual content, for example, hardcore BDSM, sharing, public display, gang bang, corruption, manipulation, and every other kink that I want to put in. If you are uncomfortable with any of the following, do not read.

Reincarnated into the "Testicle Era" of MHA, Kaito Arisaka spent years doing JoJo poses and staring at cats, waiting for a "System" that never came. Eventually, he faced reality: no cheat codes, just a "Normal Toe" and a pile of bills. He ditched the cringe, picked up a wrench, and took a convenience store job to support his aging grandma. But when a legendary fire traps his regular customers, the "Trust" he built as a neighborhood nobody hits critical mass. One snap of his fingers and Kaito transforms into the white-suited, 2D-warping god, Hero X. Now he's a viral vigilante who just wants a stable 9-5 pension, while the world's top female heroes are hunting for his alter-ego-and his resume. A/n: This is original. Cover picture is not mine