"You have to carry this Jade Pendant with you at all times, don't even take it off when you sleep. This is an immortal's artifact." Tianmiao took out a perfectly ordinary-looking Jade Pendant and handed it to the Emperor.
"An immortal's artifact?!" The Emperor jolted, hurriedly accepted it with great solemnity, then stared wide‑eyed at the Jade Pendant in his hand, thinking, It's over, did Mother get scammed? Did some temple con her while she was burning incense? This Jade Pendant doesn't even have any luster, the quality's awful. An immortal's artifact, seriously? I'll have someone look into this later and find out who tricked Imperial Mother. I'll make him pay.
Though the Emperor's inner monologue was running wild, on the surface he still accepted it very happily and put it on right then and there.
