I live bitch
I bet none of you thought I would be coming back! ...Honestly a part of me wasn't sure if I was going to either or if the procrastination would eat me alive
But hey, I'm here!
Okay so, first and foremost yes, I am alive. Thank you dust on the floor that used to be the poor souls waiting on the update
So uh... I'm not really sure what excuse to give for my whole ...Fuck it's been 4 years!?!?!?!?
Well shit.... yeah im kinda fucked on the whole excuse side huh?...
Uhhhhhhhh.... Life happened
Riveting i know but hey, it's all I've got without going into horrible detail of my personal life so... you're welcome?…
I once again however... Come bearing good news! ...Kinda
It's probably not the perfect piece of news you all want to hear but it is still good nonetheless!
So all this time I haven't actually once forgotten about this story and what I wanted to write
It's been living in the back of my head poking at me all the time and as such.... my brain has been trying to figure out what to do with it for a longggggggggggg ass time now
If I'm going to be real, I'm still not entirely sure what the full vision for it is but it's certainly still there and more developed if anything
BUT this story is still very special to me and I want it to truly be my magnum opus (Even if its quality is still comparable to your average school bathroom)
And because of that, I plan to put it on hold for a little to develop my writing skills whilst also figuring out what exactly it's going to look like from start to finish
Howeverrrr this does not mean I will leave you all starving!
It's not the same but I plan on making some shorter stories first to get a feel for things again and hopefully write something a little less ass when the time actually comes
I have no idea when I will properly begin this book again and give it the reboot I promised, but I want to make sure it actually lives up to what I've envisioned, even if only slightly
Anyway! Now that I've sufficiently ranted on the details
The first chapters of the story I'll be working on first will be released at the start of June!
Thats right fuckers no running away for me this time. I'm setting a date!!!
With an actual deadline this time hopefully ill make some proper progress but I of course hope to start releasing chapters before then if its ready
As for the book itself, it's in a similar vein as this one actually but more light fantasy and focusing more on being grounded in realism
And yes, it's also yuri. I see you addicts fiending in the corner and your thirst will be quenched
At minimum I plan to release 1 chapter a week with the goal being one every 3 days or so if I can keep up, Daily releases are a bit of a pipedream unfortunately as this dont pay no bills~
I'll also be releasing a small batch when the date comes around for people to sink their teeth into and see if they are a fan of it
If it's not your thing and you are here purely for this reboot then ill be sure to post here again when the time comes but I'd recommend giving it a try if you liked this garbage i wrote
Oh right i should probably mention that.....
So due to some issues from when I first set this account up I'll be having to switch to a new webnovel account from here on
This one and the original story will still be here untouched purely as an archive for me to cringe over later down the line
That and for people to see the updates of course
I will of course drop a new post here for when the time comes that it's ready to be released as I'm still not too sure on the name
However my new account is called "Wyrd Leifa"
It's Old Norse if anyone's curious and it's at least a little bit less edgy than my current one so hey, its a improvement
As always feels free to ask any questions and all that in the comments and peer pressure me into getting this out sooner
Oh yeah 1 last thing i should probably say
EVERY chapter of this book and basically ones i make will always be completely free and unlocked
I too am salty about Webnovels monitisation and as such im not locking chapters
Art shouldnt be locked behind a paywall, even if my "art" is as beautiful as a shit stain on the floor in a gallery's bathroom
Yuri addicts are desperate for anything so hey maybe i'll get some of them hooked on this against their will
I'm pretty sure that's all the important stuff so I'm going to go pass out finally and wonder if I'm going to regret making these promises in the morning
Is it really morning if you sleep at 10am and wake up at gods knows what time?....
Ah who gives a fuck, That's future me's problem
Remember to eat your vegetables and the rich whilst making sure to remember that the gods gave you another day on this earth and that it's your job to make that everyone else's problem
Peace bitches
I can't run this time, if I try gnaw on my ankles