I once knew a prostitute
Like Jesus did.
Jesus' prostitute was kindhearted,
Mine was the very opposite.
Let me tell you a little about Jesus prostitute
That you failed to notice:
Her name begins with M
And so was mine.
His was forever his;
Mine was a full grown thief.
Jesus and I once had a prostitute;
Jesus prostitute changed,
But mine can never.
Mine is an epitome of self damage.
Mine is a loser.