"Let me tell you something. Eet and Darren, all this gang stuff it wasn't always like this. What if I told you they were tight as hell back in the day, like brothers even more than that. MindCough Gang, Ekalamosus Gang, we used to be united under one gang set. I'll tell you what, the full history all of it"
"Oh we're diving straight to the flashback? No more previously on Tyler stuff huh? Well I guess it's fair as audience could just read the previous chapter lazy ass"
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"Nothing nothing. Just roll the tape"
FLASHBACK
Let me tell you something. Bhoskz Eet Eet and Darren Loverboy were childhood friends. They lived in the same neighborhood. Eet and Darren both have absentees fathers from their lives so they had to learn how to be a man from a very young age. Eet's mom wasn't always around, off to do some adult stuff to get the bread if you catch my drift. Because of this, Eet is always at Darren's house. Darren's mom was quite the opposite though, she's always there for her kid as their means of getting bread is through the variety store they owned.
From a very young age, Eet have always dreamed of becoming a gangster. However... the same cannot be said for Darren. Darren's dream has always been simple. To be with his buddy Eet and he's content in becoming his second-in-command in achieving his said dream.
One day, they were scouting an abandoned warehouse which they plan to establish as their gang's base of operations when suddenly they were spotted by the authorities. You have to understand that the neighborhood those two grew up with weren't very nice. The authorities were ruthless and there were stories of kids being locked up in juvenile detention centers for life. Refusing to share the same fate, the two found themselves cornered by the authorities.
"I'll hold them off Darren, go make an escape."
"I'm not abandoning you Eet never!"
"Don't make my sacrifice in vain you idiot, just go."
Darren unwillingly agreed and tried to make an escape. He was almost halfway home when he stopped briefly.
"Eet you dumb idiot, I don't wanna live a life with you bastard."
Darren found a nearby tricycle and stole it and planned to go back to Eet. He hurriedly went back to the place where they parted ways.
"I lived a good life, Bhoskz Eet out"
"Not on my watch you monkey!"
Eet was touched that Darren went back to get him. The authorities was flabbergasted of all these happening but are still determined to catch the two
"There's no time, quick just hop in!"
"Where am I even supposed to hop in?"
"On my lap or something, come on it's not like we have a choice"
The two made their escape, pedaling the tricycle like their lives depended on it (I mean it does). Thankfully, they managed to get home.
"That was close Darren"
"Yeah... I almost shit myself, that was so intense"
Oh you poor child... Darren wasn't aware that he actually shitted himself in his pants. Eet noticed the smell but ignored it because it's the least of their worries considering the stuff they been through now. Oh how that decision would soon backfire...
The two parted ways eventually. Darren went home and was greeted by his mother.
"I'm home Ma, you wouldn't believe the shit I just got into"
"Well tell me about it-"
Darren's mom wasn't able to finish her sentence. She quickly collapsed. She was brought to the hospital afterwards and would soon be in comatose. It was later found out due to her smelling the shit from Darren's pants.
Eet arrived in the hospital to comfort Darren.
"The doctor says she's in a critical condition right now because of my shit, literally."
"Yeah..."
"You knew?"
"I had my suspicion"
"You f#&$ing knew??"
"I didn't thought it was gonna be a big deal"
"Well it is now, still you didn't tell me??"
"Hey why are you making it seem like it was my fault when you're the one who shitted himself?"
"You f%&$ing monkey! It was your stupid ass idea to go to the abandoned warehouse in the first place that got us into trouble. For what? Right, your stupid ass dream."
"Hey don't you be dissing on my dream, that's your dream too. If you wasn't a coward and shit himself everytime, maybe your mother would still be here."
Tensions were through the roof as both were at their breaking points.
"I HATE YOU!"
"I HATE YOU TOO!"
From that day forward, Bhoskz Eet Eet and Darren Loverboy were sworn enemies. They established Ekalamosus Gang and MindCough Gang respectively and were beefing ever since.
FLASHBACK EN- WAIT, WHERE'S TYLER?
Daks noticed wasn't around as he finishes his flashback story. A couple of seconds later, Tyler emerges from the bathroom.
"What was the last thing you heard?" Daks asked.
"The part where you said you're gonna tell me something." Tyler answered.
Daks was stunned.
"That was the beginning??? That means you didn't capture any of it."
"I guess so. I had to take a shit I couldn't contain it anymore. I tried telling you but you were too locked in. Don't worry, I'll just reread this chapter when I get home."
"Unbelievable" Daks was crashing out which is valid not gonna lie. The rest of the gang were speechless as well.
"But sure, I'll be your 5th guy." Tyler proudly announces.
The stage is set as the POTA Tournament Arc between the MindCough Gang and Ekalamosus Gang begins.
On the left side is the MindCough Gang which was being lead by Darren Loverboy and some four other NPCs.
On the right side is the Ekalamosus Gang which is being lead by acting lead Daks together with three other NPCs and of course Tyler.
The battle was intense as both sides are refusing to yield. Ekalamosus got to a great start and were leading early on courtesy of Tyler who is doing the heavy lifting. Meanwhile on the other side, Darren is doing everything in his might to carry his team. But he knew it wasn't enough as they're being outmatched by the other gang.
"It's time to put the odds back in our favor."
Suddenly, Daks' stomach began to ache like crazy. He pauses his game as currently he is in so much pain.
"Hey Daks, are you alright? What's going on?" one of his fellow gang member asked.
"I don't know... I must go to the bathroom... I can't... We're almost at the late game..." Daks said.
Daks pausing for like a minute has huge implications on the tournament. With him being AFK, the MindCough Gang all of a sudden are on the verge of making a comeback.
"MWAHAHAHAHA" Darren maniacally laughed.
"It must be the potato chip I'm eating... Found it earlier untouched... Must be expired... Those bastards must've planted it..."
As much as the Ekalamosus Gang wanted to retaliate, they can't do anything about it as they found themselves once again missing a player. All hope is lost when suddenly, a familiar face appears.
"I told you I'll arrive"
Just like the portal scene from The Avengers, Bhoskz Eet Eet's arrival was heavily applauded. The Bombsite turned into an amusement park as his presence was met with cheers and cries from his gang.
"You're late Bhoskz" Daks says it.
"Those bastards got you as well huh? Don't you worry, go take a shit. I got this" Eet reassured.
"Impossible!" Darren exclaimed.
"You shouldn't be surprised by now. I'm Bhoskz Eet Eet leader of the Ekalamosus Gang and I will take down you buffoons!"
The match continues. Eet switched to his main which is the Unicorn character. Tyler was oblivious in all of this once again as he's listening to Drake in max volume, and was surprised when there's a character switch.
"Hey Daks why you swi- Oh hey Eet, wassup"
"Hello Just Tyler, Daks told me how you assisted my gang in my absence. You have my eternal gratitude for that."
"Don't mind me, I'm just doing my business." (OMG he said the thing)
"Let's crush these bums."
"Bet."
We are back in the match, ladies and gentlemonkeys. Despite Eet's godly presence, Ekalamosus find themselves in a tight spot as MindCough is making a serious late game comeback. Will the Ekalamosus Ganf hold off and get the W or will the MindCough Gang bring the W and have the comeback is real moment? Well let's see.
Ekalamosus Gang has two named characters: Bhoskz Eet Eet and Tyler. MindCough Gang has only one named character: Darren Loverboy. Two beats one which means... Ekalamosus Gang wins! Despite Darren's effort, the duo of Tyler and Eet was too much to handle. Once again, they were named Co-MVP which is honestly impressive.
Ekalamosus Gang began celebrating as they beat the MindCough Gang in the POTA Tournament and were deemed champions. As agreed, they are deemed to be the superior gang. The Ekalamosus Gang was going wild in celebration even Daks who just got out of the toilet began throwing the toilet papers randomly, much to the annoyance of the Bombsite's owner.
Defeated, the MindCough are making their exit. Before Darren could leave, Eet tried to reach for a handshake.
"You did great." Eet says to Darren.
Darren thought for a moment but ultimately refused to shake hands with Eet. Eet was not surprised. Just as Darren makes his exit, he briefly paused for a moment.
"Congrats monkey" Darren said while hiding the grin in his face.
Eet smiled back as he glances his old friend.
The celebration continues outside as Ekalamosus Gang was kicked out for being a nuisance by the Bombsite's owner. Just as Tyler is about to leave, Eet stopped to talk to him about something.
"You did great Tyler, we should do this more often. I'll tell you what, how about you join my gang?" Eet offered.
"I'm sorry, I refuse. I have homework to do." Tyler replied.
It was all smiles as the chapter ends. What's the moral lesson here? Number One: Kids, do your homework. Number Two: Taking a shit is necessary, I guess. I don't know, you're old enough to know what's right, get lost... or not, come back for the next volume please...