My name is August Caeser. I am 28 years old and very annoyed. I am mad I don't have a job. People have talked shit a lot this year about how I don't deserve anything. And not for any reason that makes sense. They claim it's nothing personal, there's just better people than me for them all.
Is that real? Maybe if every millennial man and woman got fired from a better job and returned to McDonald's maybe, yes. Or even Boomers. It's more like there was a gameboard in my head about work I called the Immortal's Gameboard. Why? In 5th Grade, they claimed it became hard to kill people. Which aroused me mostly, until I considered the economy.
Then it got annoying cause I predicted this during basic analysis of Capitalism plus Immortals being real. Or people not dying on a regular basis. All the jobs get filled by everyone older than me, especially by Boomers. Then they don't get fired cause they're good enough to stick around. Especially when jobs like assembling Burger King burgers cooked by an automatic grill and not even on a regular stovetop makes their work so easy, it's easier than being a Dishwasher. Which is still absurdly easy.
It could be real. It honestly can be if I'm nice to society and quit acting like the Haters are too epic and real on all my social medias. Which is annoying as shit sometimes. Famous youtubers talk shit the most, but I won't pretend they're around even on a monthly basis. Youtubers have gotten family members to assault me. I won, but with the cost of family trauma.
I barely cared honestly, it drives them away. They aren't nice and don't come around enough anyway. And they're always annoying. They are the retro Republicans that don't like I even wear nail polish or lipstick.
They are criminals too, but we won't get into that too much. Especially cause they aren't even useful as criminals for me besides being weed sellers. I don't even know if they are real sometimes. I think they're all pretending not to be rich these days. And I barely know how some of them got rich.
Some make sense cause they have great jobs like being a Construction Company owner or just a Plumber that gets paid $30 or something. Some don't cause they haven't even claimed to have a job for years. Besides gaining an inheritance from their mom dying.
I should move past the personal stuff and focus on the surface like the Machivelli in me claims the most. The surface matters more than these beefs cause none of them were even a Manager for McDonald's. So what went wrong?
It's honestly probably Milennials and everyone above Gen Z having all the jobs. I see older people even at Burger King and McDonald's as regular workers a lot. I've seen old ladies working at Burger King. Old men too. It feels like a 30+ club at all the jobs. Even Wal-Mart.
So if we just accept that's it, there are two paths. We can just give out unemployment checks or tell rich people to coddle their poor, unemployed relatives. But then we end up in Republican's favorite joke: You need to get a job or I'm kicking you out.
It becomes annoying from there again. Is there a solution? Yes, but it's risky. I can start it today though. And just let the world accelerate around me. It's a epic, risky gambit. But it's all we have.
I advance chemistry and create new industries to make new businesses around. I can guarantee based on my own logic a few things: new flavors for food and drinks. New nutrients and vitamins maybe, if we find them edible and useful for our bodies. Which we better, or else humans won't even enjoy new foods if they're cringe or cowards.
Better materials for construction by making improved woods and maybe metals too. By adding new elements with higher atom counts, the higher atom count should make things stronger cause the atoms are more scrunched together into a single atom. Which if gold is really a 79, and considered soft, we have a long way to go if the Periodic Table is correct. But a gram of gold is real small, so small it's epic how many atoms can be contained in it. And it's edible, which is epic.
We can improve our human forms with more atoms for our human forms maybe, becoming more dense trees or something to myself.
How do I accelerate it? It's annoying when I realize it should already fucking be happening enough. Based on the litter around town, and rain. Then I wonder about landfills. And real anarchy like gunpowder from guns firing, blood hitting walls or the ground from bullet wounds. And corpses in the dirt.
Is it real? It was for a bit hard until I realized that. Then it became apparent they do know of me. As a psychic presence in their head they know as Malice, Greed, or Sin to some Christian Psychics the most.
It was funny how obvious this became. Cause I decided to amplify the anarchy of the planet with combat memes again. I did roleplay concepts for combat that could be made easily. Like compressing dead bugs, pills, and nyquil into a BB bullet and firing it at someone.
Anarchy became really real, especially against me. The Priests complained.
"They couldn't resist your memes again, Ares. Or whatever you call yourself this time." Old Priest Man says with quiet, whiny anger.
"It's August Caeser, but I suppose I was a Warlord today, huh?" I say smugly.
There were a long series of epic fights. Where they amplified themselves so well, some even shapeshifted into absurd memes. My favorites were Crunch from Crash Bandicoot Wrath of Cortex and Meat Man.
Crunch was literally morphing into Crunch from that game. Who had super strength. He was a bit of a challenge, but I just threw more stuff at him to make him another form. Like rubber duckies mainly.
Which became Meatman. A being covered in Ground Beef. I ate him like a cannibal should. He didn't even die, I just ate his armor. And he ran away.
After bitching a lot. His final form is an annoying build to beat. An annoying form where I must use Bide from Pokemon or Royal Guard from Devil May Cry. I take hits until I resonate with a Vengeful energy that hits back really hard. It's something like lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, win. Each lose is taking a hit by the way, at least a good straight punch.
Or enough rants for cringe losers like that man again. Him and my Mom claim they feel electric shocks from my sheer annoyance now. I barely care, they should just be nice.
Many fights happened from a Vlad the Impaler vibe. Where I learned he liked fighting people when they were at their strongest.
Most of them sucked except for having a neat chemistry combo. Some were even bombs. I lived through them all, feeling like an epic martial artist demigod. Especially cause they had autistic meltdowns to where they wouldn't even punch back cause they're too obsessed with chemistry. It was their downfall in many ways.
Such as now the town as unique, new flowers. Some are big enough to be used as cuffs for a dress shirt, but the colors aren't very unique. We have hot pink roses as the most unique color for flowers. With a unique fold of the petals pattern too. Not really roses honestly, but they're cute.
My favorite new flowers are something like the flower shape from Spongebob Squarepants credits scenes. But they're mainly white or red. The white ones sometimes have a bit of red on the edges. The red ones are solid red.
Recently at McDonald's they were all cut off a bush. I hate that, and it already seems obvious people are trying to kill my favorite gardens in town. That McDonald's on Main St and the Public Library's garden. They leave lots of trash around.
I shamed them in youtube videos. Especially the eccentric trash such as some weird wires meant to barely resemble ear plugs. Or a chunk of a old tv's plastic frame or whatever that material is. There was even a White Castle cup, which is unique cause there is no White Castle in Danville Illinois.
I was just appreciating the gardens cause they're beautiful. And the beauty of a garden needs no trash. I'm letting the propaganda stagnate so their Janitors look like they suck. And because I want more build up for better videos. There's barely been anything though. They might be doing their jobs.
I won't pretend I actually cared too hard. Most of it was cringe as fuck. The meanest thing was a 2024 pediasure bottle collection. 5 bottles from 2024 found, which was weird cause it had a weird daily value bar. It listed things in milligrams and grams and what not instead of telling you how much of the daily value for your body's needs were fulfilled with a percentage.
And only one bottle was even nasty enough to be worthy of being said to have any rot. The bottles were mostly clean. Like they washed them even. That one bottle smelled like rotten liquor, but the stench was not strong. It barely emanated inches away from the bottle's opening.
To the terrorist in my head, it was very disappointing. Their memes were funny to me and cringe. There were lots of weird cigarette butts that weren't dangerous. They even cut apart the cigarette filters so they had no covers, only the cotton inside or whatever. They didn't even smoke the cigarette butts. Sometimes they were empty even. The cigarette poisoners were the most cringe. They would've poisoned us more if they just smoked it, and left the cigarette butt on the ground with the smoked tar in the filter. There would've been more tobacco smoke from reacting with your mouth's saliva even.
It actually progresses things well for my ultimate plans for Danville Illinois to make us better than a Ghost Town. I want our soil to become worthy of farmland or a mine. Which with the level of trash anarchy there was this year, with the new flowers all around. We are at least farmland now.
We just need to figure out how to use these chemicals. Which if I decide to act like that McDonald's flower situation wasn't toxic masculinity people being cringe and hating flowers. It'd be nice if McDonald's was figuring out how to make that food. Like a new sauce even. Or something neat to put in a drink.
Flowers are used for flavors in tea, like hibiscus or lavender. It's possible. It's probably our first real step if we stick to typical patterns with what is around on the surface that's new.
The most unique flowers are these white ones by the One Stop Tobacco Shop and the Shark Restaurant in the same parking lot. These white flowers are unique cause they only bloom when I'm wearing my Bebila nylon sleeves that I use as gloves after I cut a hole in them for my thumbs. They are closed tubes when I don't wear them. They are very neat for that.
That mechanic, can it be abused? Hmm, for getting things to automatically open, yes. But I don't know why it's needed if the mechanical world is real, and we can do it with a pulley system and opening gates in like, a sewer system or something with ropes and pulleys.
These flowers are neat elements at best for now. Which if not used for foods, can be new color dyes. But the flower petals aren't unique enough colors to justify that according to a Lowe's color board.
I honestly only think they can be used for food for now. But with all these new flowers flourishing well, we clearly have become farmland. Which is the first major step of this plan completed in the first of many stages.
It will continue amplifying just because of how bad littering is this year. And rain. There have even been weed packets getting left around. Which is neat for two reasons. One, people are smoking weed. Which is nice cause honestly I was afraid I was the only stoner in town.
And two, because of the unique art on almost every weed packet, those unique ink dyes are enough for a load of chemistry to unfurl. Especially with rain once in a while. Or even the heat of the sun and people walking by with their body heat. Or spitting once in a while even. Or smoking even just cigarettes or a vape. Especially a vape, they're water vapor a lot.
I wish I was rich or had relatives that were useful enough for influencing a company to make this town into more farmland or a mine. Farmland probably works the best cause it's less disruptive. A mine can work in a lot of sections though. Especially when I notice there are decent stretches of land with no houses lately. Gaps as wide as three houses worth of space. Which is a decent, basic gold mine to people of the Wild West. There are condemned houses which can be converted into a farm or a mine without much disruption too.
We'd all probably prefer farms cause they're less noisy. But I want to dig for oil and new chemicals. Especially at graveyards. If they're real, that's where the best chemicals are at. Because humans should be the most complex chemical ever. Each of our unique surfaces such as teeth, eyes, hair, our nails, our skin. And our organs, especially our stomach acid. Plus the chemicals used to preserve a body similar to mummification from Egypt. This all adds up to a epic concoction for graveyards to be exploited for.
I need to win epic arguments for that. Which I am bored, I will go post about that on reddit. A decent plan to amplify ourselves with this stuff alone. Or if not a graveyard, a landfill.
Wish me luck guys. We need society to improve. Especially on a chemical level for more industries and food products. Better materials for constructions. And improving ourselves on a chemical level. Maybe we will get new superpowers like Uranium Laser Eye Beams if we're lucky.