Netizen: Investor Black, you and Monkey King of Sampton must stay this happy forever. Seeing you two makes me believe in love. As long as you're not apart for a day, I'll believe there's truly love in this world every day.
Netizen: Because Mr. Black and Jane Sampson are love itself. It's really sweet.
Netizen: Woof woof woof, greetings from the single dogs.
Netizen: So reserved~ haha, screenshot this and post it on twitter, using his wife's account no less.
Netizen: Here's the question, where's Monkey King of Sampton? Why hasn't she shown up yet?
Where's Monkey King of Sampton?
She was stuck halfway there, and finally got home an hour later.
She had no idea what events transpired during that hour she was stuck halfway.
She also didn't know that during that hour she had been "divorced" once, and then James Black used three twitter posts to turn the situation around.
