Han Lie was so choked up he didn't know how to respond.
5,000?!
Nowadays, 5,000 yuan isn't even enough to reach third base with a KTV princess. You really underestimate me...
But thinking back to my loser days, if I really had 5,000 yuan, it seemed quite hard to spend it all—three years simping for Yu Yun didn't even cost me 8,000 yuan.
It wasn't that I didn't want to spend more on her, but my financial Strength didn't allow it.
An average of 1,500 per semester, scraped together from scrimping on food and saving money I would have spent at internet cafes—I had already pushed my limits.
So it's no wonder there are so many simps—simping truly is the method with the lowest financial cost.
Hence, Han Lie came to a new conclusion—
When guys are young and poor, on one hand, they should work hard to increase their own value. On the other hand, they should also simp diligently, simp fiercely, simp wildly.
