70Shen Yulou, you're not human!
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Chapter 70 Shen Yulou, you're not human!
Shen Yulou walked into the imperial concubine's bedchamber, and a familiar fragrance wafted towards him.
What greeted his eyes was the imperial concubine's fiery figure and her exquisitely beautiful face.
The imperial concubine was holding the Imperial Son at this moment, her face filled with anxiety.
Seeing Shen Yulou arrive, she immediately scolded him.
"Shen Yulou! How dare you! You actually dared to deliberately delay not treating my Imperial Son. If I report this to His Majesty, I will certainly punish you!"
Shen Yulou said, "Your Ladyship, please don't blame me. Your humble servant rushed over as quickly as possible and was also very anxious."
The imperial concubine snorted coldly, seeing that his panting appearance didn't seem faked.
"Enough with the nonsense, quickly see what's wrong with my Imperial Son!"
The imperial concubine was truly worried; several imperial physicians didn't dare to diagnose him, and she didn't know what the illness was.
When a child is so young, if he has a fever, it's most likely a bacterial infection.
Fortunately, Shen Yulou now had the 'beggar's version' of Cefaclor, so this small matter was not a problem.
However, for such a young child, bacterial infections are quite uncomfortable and might cause crying.
If he had ibuprofen or acetaminophen now, it would be much better.
However, under these technological conditions, extracting such things would be too difficult, almost impossible.
This 'beggar's version' of Cefaclor was already produced with extreme luck.
But now he was the deputy official of the Imperial Heirs Residence, so he could slowly prepare for it.
If he could produce a 'beggar's version' of acetaminophen, in addition to the 'beggar's version' of Cefaclor, he could basically solve eighty percent of these little Imperial Heirs' illnesses.
Shen Yulou gave the Imperial Son some Cefaclor and then physically cooled him down.
After Shen Yulou's treatment, the child's crying clearly lessened.
Shen Yulou handed the child to Xiaoyue and said.
"It will be hard on you to hold him to sleep tonight. Let him sleep more, and he'll recover faster."
Xiaoyue nodded repeatedly, holding the Imperial Son to sleep. She was duty-bound and would not complain even if she held him all night.
After Xiaoyue left, only the imperial concubine and Shen Yulou remained in the room.
Shen Yulou glanced at the several Palace Maids still waiting outside the door to serve, and said in a low voice.
"Your Ladyship, please dismiss them all. I have an important matter to report to you."
The imperial concubine snorted coldly. This was her bedchamber; she figured Shen Yulou wouldn't dare to act recklessly.
"You all may leave. There's no need to serve tonight."
After everyone left, the imperial concubine sat upright in her chair, her chin slightly raised, her fair swan neck highlighting her arrogance.
"Shen Yulou, what do you want to tell This Palace?"
Previously, the imperial concubine had sent people to kill him, but Shen Yulou, that dog, hid in the empress's bedchamber. She was also very curious, what conditions could make the empress help him so much?
Shen Yulou said, "Your Ladyship, today I went to arrange the marriage matters with the Princess, and guess who I ran into?"
The imperial concubine crossed her arms, "If you have something to say, say it. If you have to fart, fart it. This Palace doesn't have time to play guessing games with you!"
Shen Yulou smiled, "Your Ladyship, don't be anxious. Today I met the Top Scholar."
The imperial concubine's expression changed, and she immediately stood up and said.
"Shen Yulou, are you seeking death?"
Shen Yulou said, "Your Ladyship, aren't you curious what the Top Scholar told me?"
The imperial concubine narrowed her eyes, a murderous glint already appearing in them.
Killing Shen Yulou now would indeed come at a price.
Shen Yulou was now a Commandery Prince Consort. If he were killed without reason, Emperor Ren might get angry.
But if Shen Yulou didn't die, he would always be a menace.
Seeing the imperial concubine's fierce expression, Shen Yulou took out a piece of paper from his embrace, unfolded it halfway, and placed it in front of the imperial concubine.
"The Top Scholar's literary talent is outstanding. I wonder if Your Ladyship recognizes his handwriting."
Upon seeing the first two lines of the poem, the imperial concubine's scalp almost exploded.
Shen Yulou really got that thing!
Zhang Xinjie, that damned man, what did he and Shen Yulou talk about?
Even if they talked, he actually wrote it down. Was he tired of living?
The imperial concubine excitedly tried to snatch it, "Give it to me!"
Shen Yulou pulled his hand back, and the imperial concubine's body pressed against his, a waft of fragrant air hitting his face.
"Your Ladyship, in this one, the Top Scholar wrote one character incorrectly, so he rewrote another copy. It's useless if you snatch mine."
The imperial concubine's face was extremely ugly, "Where's the other one?"
"It's currently in the hands of one of my subordinates. He's at the entrance of the empress's bedchamber. If he doesn't see me return after an hour, he'll hand the other one to the empress."
"Shen Yulou! You dare to threaten me, how audacious you are!"
Shen Yulou said, "This subject is also trying to protect himself. I entered the palace by accepting the imperial edict poster, risking my life to share Your Ladyship's worries, yet Your Ladyship wants to kill me. What can I do?"
The imperial concubine said coldly, "Shen Yulou, give me the letter, and everything between you and me will be forgotten. I won't kill you in the future."
Shen Yulou shook his head, "That's not enough. Below this letter, the Top Scholar also wrote about his past with Your Ladyship, with genuine emotion that moves the heart. It's truly a beautiful story. Such literary talent is something I can only look up to."
The imperial concubine's face turned pale. She didn't know what Zhang Xinjie had written, but if he really wrote some love and affection between them, and if Emperor Ren saw it, then she would be finished.
"Shen Yulou, what exactly do you want!"
Shen Yulou suddenly wrapped his arm around the imperial concubine's waist, pulling her into his embrace.
"This subject didn't want to do anything; it's just that the last time I treated Your Ladyship, it wasn't fully cured. Now I want to treat Your Ladyship again."
The imperial concubine's body instantly pressed against Shen Yulou's chest, and she flew into a rage.
"You're presumptuous!"
The imperial concubine slapped him.
However, Shen Yulou suddenly grabbed her small hand.
"Your Ladyship's small hand is truly delicate. It would be a pity to use it for hitting people."
"You're seeking death!"
The imperial concubine slapped him with her other hand. In the palace, everyone except the empress treated her with immense respect. Who else had ever dared to treat her like this?
Even Emperor Ren held her in the palm of his hand.
Shen Yulou pushed forcefully. Before the imperial concubine could hit him, she directly fell onto the bed.
Just as she was about to get up, Shen Yulou had already pressed down on her.
Her two wrists were pinned to the bed by him. Shen Yulou lowered his head, and their noses touched.
The fragrant orchid scent lingered at his nostrils, making Shen Yulou's blood surge.
"Up close, Your Ladyship is indeed a peerless beauty."
The imperial concubine was furious, "Shen Yulou, you truly don't want to live. Do you believe me if I shout, your entire family will be slowly sliced to death?"
Shen Yulou said, "Then shout. Louder. I love to hear it."
"Shen Yulou... you, you scoundrel!"
... "Shen Yulou, you're not human!"
The imperial concubine huddled in the covers, her face still flushed, glaring at Shen Yulou through gritted teeth, wishing she could bite him to death.
Shen Yulou pulled up his pants, feeling refreshed.
"Your Ladyship overpraises me."
The imperial concubine never expected Shen Yulou to be so audacious, yet she dared not shout.
If the empress got her hands on what Zhang Xinjie wrote, she would definitely make a big deal out of it.
If it was discovered that Zhang Xinjie had once visited the imperial concubine's bedchamber, she would be unable to defend herself, and being sent to the Cold Palace would be the least of her worries.
Shen Yulou said, "Your Ladyship, I'll prescribe medicine for the Imperial Son when I return. Remember to take it on time. I previously said that inducing lactation for you would require three times. That was the second time. I'll come for the third time tomorrow night. Your Ladyship should be prepared."