"What? Is there no sexual assault prevention protocol here?"
'Sob... Please, think about it again...."
"You should've known your limits. Why frame me for something I didn't do?"
"That's just how the original setting works, what was I supposed to do...."
As I suspected, this wasn't a deliberate attempt by the goddess to screw me over. It seemed to be an unforeseen tragedy born from the clash between me and this eroge.
"Get up."
"Yes, sir!"
I grabbed the goddess's cheeks and pulled.
"Ah-ooh-buh-buh."
"Why are you pushing me down the harem route?"
"Well, I saw you and Serena-chan doing it, and...."
I flinched. That was my weak spot.
If this goddess were to say, 'You fucked Serena, so take responsibility! Take responsibility for our world!!
I honestly wouldn't have a comeback.
"...It was incredibly hot!"
"Huh?"
The goddess's passion as an eroge developer was flaring up.
"I want to see more scenes like that!"
"What kind of scenes...."
'The scene where you, the champion of pure love, abandon your principles!"
This time, I grabbed both her cheeks with both my hands and pulled.
"Hah-buh-buh-bwuh!?"
"You didn't summon me here on purpose, did you? Tell me the truth."
"I really... didn't... Ugh-guk...! It'll be the ultimate proof that 'OnaAka' is hot...!"
Hot.
Fuck, the problem is that it's too hot. Why does Serena have to be so beautiful?
And Stella? The student council president? Even from a distance, from behind, or from above, I could just tell they all came with a 'guaranteed heroine' seal of approval in this eroge.
'Feedback... please... How was Serena's pussy!?"
A goddess asking for pussy feedback was making my head spin.
"I... didn't mean to...."
"Heehee."
"...If I do go down the harem route, I'm thinking I'll make you my first onahole."
"I-I'm an unconquerable heroine!"
She's not denying she's a heroine, I see. Anyway....
"Even if you call it feedback, these are all living people."
"Now that you're here, Sang-hyeok, yes, they are."
"Instead of treating her like an object, talking about how her pussy was or whatever... she's just a little sister who's too good for me, and I want to treat her well...."
"...What a truly unimaginable perspective...! The depravity of making such a precious, undeserving little sister give you a handjob!"
"Do you actually want to die?"
I open up and speak my honest feelings, and she turns it into a joke?
"Your gameplay is unexpectedly giving me tremendous inspiration!"
Sparkle, sparkle.
The goddess's eyes were shining. Good for her, getting inspired. I'd almost become a real sex offender twice in less than half a day since arriving here.
"Just give me a proper cheat so I can one-shot the final boss. Like, level 9,999."
"No way! That would make the game boring!"
I knew she'd say that. I just had to ask.
"Just as pure love is precious to you, Sang-hyeok, I have principles I must uphold as a game developer! I gave you these special perks after careful consideration, so please enjoy the game on easy mode."
"It's not like I'm doing this because pure love is so precious to me...."
"Then why?"
"This is how most people act. It's common sense not to treat women like simple onaholes. You can't just teach someone a lesson' with pussy smashing."
"Huh? But in this world, it's common sense for you, Sang-hyeok, to turn the academy's female students into onaholes."
...What a fucked-up kind of common sense.
In any case, I understood that the goddess had a line she wouldn't cross.
No one-shot cheat. But the cheats I did have were useful enough to make this an easy mode.
Wait a minute.
"Then how is this situation overcome in the original story? There wouldn't have been anything like Lucky Pervert."
"In the original, the protagonist gets on his knees and begs, barely managing to get another chance. There's no way to turn the student council president into an onahole at this point. She's my trump card heroine, after all!"
'Trump card heroine.
There's that phrase again. It seems the goddess has heroines she considers special, and Isabella is one of them.
"I don't think this is a matter that can be resolved just by getting on your knees and begging...."
"Because the victim agreed to it. She's actually the protagonist's childhood friend, and he's gaslit her so much that she can't defy him. She's the easiest heroine to conquer in 'OnaAka'."
"What a total bastard. Was the last protagonist a real person, too?"
"It's all a fictional setup until 'OnaAka' begins. From now on, it's the Onahole Academy that you, Sang-hyeok, will create in reality! I'll help, too! With your corruption from pure love!"
"...Now that I think about it, you're the one trying to conquer me."
"Serena was good, wasn't she?"
...Kgh.
This brat, bringing up Serena again.
"Let's make the best eroge ever, together!"
"I'm not making anything. And tell me your name before you go."
"My name?"
"You're the only one who knows my name."
"Hmph, to know a goddess's name requires a price of its own...."
"Fine. Forget it."
"I am the one and only goddess of eroge in this world! En-chan!"
En.
After the goddess, who was most excited when talking about eroge, disappeared, time returned to its normal flow.
[This event will pass without incident as long as you don't do anything to ask for a beating! Absolutely!
Do not provoke Isabella!]
It seemed that provoking the student council president originally led straight to a game over.
I couldn't tell if my mind had snapped from the hellish 300 hours, or if she had really pulled some strings.
But at the very least, Isabella was the first woman I'd encountered here who held the power to control
my life.
The tension I'd lost came rushing back.
"You're the first one to step forward and ask for correction from me."
It would be pretty lame to back down now, wouldn't it?
Besides, the goddess will figure something out. I decided to stick to my guns.
"What do you plan to do once you're out in society as a D-rank?"
"Well, I'll have to find some other way to make a living, I guess."
"Heh heh...."
'A D-rank making a living somewhere else.'
The council members didn't crack a smile at that. The only one who seemed to be mocking me was the student council president.
"Understood. Go out and wait."
Huh? She's letting me go this easily?
I was released from the defendant's seat.
"The results are in."
A short while later, Isabella opened the student council room door and came out herself.
I thought the look in her eyes had softened a little.
"Are we going right away? For the education."
"We've decided to postpone the punishment for now."
"Pardon?"
"It means I'm giving you a chance."
Things worked out more easily than I expected.
Could she actually be a merciful student council president?
As if to shut down my thoughts, the president spoke with a sharp gaze.
"I don't know what you're misunderstanding."
I flinched.
"I have no intention of going easy on you. Nor do I plan to forgive you."
"...Yes."
"However. Your testimony is suspicious. You said you don't remember, correct?"
I nodded.
The person shown in the video footage was me. To be precise, as the protagonist was replaced by me, the video data of the old protagonist must have changed to show my face.
Of course I didn't have any memory of it.
"I just finished speaking with the other council members, and we all concluded that it doesn't seem like you're lying."
"...Thank you for believing me."
"Within dungeons, there exist rare monsters that can inflict mental damage. It's possible you were exposed to something of that nature."
Dungeons? Monsters?
So that's the kind of world this is. I knew it...
"If that's the case, this hearing is not valid at this time. We will find whatever tampered with your memory, fix it, and then we will address this matter again."
"...So you're postponing it because I can't recognize my crime."
"Correct."
She's a thorough one.....
"If I'm not precise, your soul will only suffer an injustice."
"...Thank you."
"Your punishment was lightened because the victim, Miss Hena, consistently insisted she did not want you punished. In reality, this is grounds for permanent expulsion from the academy. You should thank her."
'Another benefactor whose face I don't know. The list is growing."
At my words, the student council president closed her eyes and muttered.
"Slightly better."
Hm?
What's better?
Before I could ask, the student council president was already leaving.
"Return to your classroom."
She left with only those words.
-x-X-x-
Having received a suspended sentence, I returned to the classroom and found her-the heroine who, according to En, is the easiest to conquer in "OnaAka."
My childhood friend, Hena.
How did I know at a glance?
[100% Virginity Guaranteed! A story of devoted, pure love! It's the black-haired, busty student, Hena Her personality is a liiittle gloomy, but her aptitude as an onahole is the best]
'You're the gloomy one, Goddess, introducing a student like she's a prostitute...
Even from behind, Hena's figure was incredible.
But just from the way she sat, hunched over as if she wanted to curl up and disappear, she seemed utterly timid. And her face....
I could tell she was pretty from just a glimpse of her lower face, but her needlessly long black hair covered half of it.
...I immediately understood why she was easy to conquer.
Was this for real? Trying to pull off a 'nerd girl' concept with a body and face that hot?
This black-haired beauty, who looked like she could easily get 8 million followers as an influencer just by flipping her hair back and straightening her shoulders, was supposedly the heroine who had generously forgiven my crime.
'Forgiven?'
I don't know if she actually forgave me.
If she tells me to get on my knees and beg, should I do it?
In any case, I hadn't expected to meet the victim so soon.
But it was a fact that I'd been let off easy because she had appealed on my behalf.....
'A friend. I can think of her as that, right?"
"You're Hena, right?"
"Eek!"
She jumped as if a hedgehog had raised its quills the moment I said her name.
She hesitantly turned her head, and when she saw me, her eyes grew even wider... well, I couldn't see her eyes very well, but still.
"Can we talk for a minute?"
Thump.
Hena shot up and grabbed my hand.
Huh? This aggressive?
Hena led me to the next building and stopped me near a deserted staircase.
What is this? Is she secretly a delinquent?
"Hah... hah...."
"Catch your breath and then speak."
Seen from the front, her chest was even more impressive...
I absolutely did not stare, but at this size, it would be a bigger lie to claim they didn't enter my field of vision.
"Are you... okay?"
"I think that's my line... Are you okay? Talking to me alone like this."
Nod, nod.
Hena nodded her head. It seemed certain that she had been worried about me, at least.
Even after what happened... even though it wasn't me who did it.
"I've... made up my mind...."
"About what?"
Hena began to unbutton the front of her uniform blouse, slowly revealing her breasts.
...What the....
"What are you doing all of a sudden?"
I frantically looked around.
If someone saw us like this in a deserted place, they'd obviously think I was threatening her into taking her clothes off!
"I don't know what you've decided, but stop!"
After confirming no one was around, I grabbed Hena's wrist and was startled.
Such a delicate, slender wrist.
I even felt like it might break if I applied just a little force.
I could immediately feel the difference in strength between my current body and a woman's.
Hena couldn't move an inch, but she had already unbuttoned her shirt, revealing a bright mint-colored bra that was barely containing her large breasts.
"Wait. Let's not do this. Let's use our words."
"...Huh?"
"Were you trying to get me killed for sure? Should I get on my knees?"
Hena was incredibly embarrassed from the shame of exposing her chest.
I could tell just by how red her ears were.
Then why reveal your bare skin.....
"Friend...."
I waited quietly for her answer.
"Sang-hyeok, you said... if I wanted to keep being f-friends... you asked me to let you touch my breasts...."
...I did?
"You don't... need me anymore?"
Haaah, Shit...
I think I know where this all went wrong, but hold on. Let me just say what's on my mind.
"A girl shouldn't act so carelessly. I'll be your friend even if you don't let me touch your breasts."
"It's not careless... If it's you, Sang-hyeok... I want to."
What do you mean, you want to?! The Kim Sang-hyeok you know is trash. Trash!
"Why are you opening up your heart to trash like me?"
Somehow, my lines were turning into something out of a melodrama.
Maybe I was angry.
Telling her not to treat her body so recklessly.
"What have I ever done for you?"
Hena covered her chest with her arms and spoke cautiously.
"You... protected me."
"Protected you?"
"Ever since we were little... all the boys were scary... but you chased them away for me..."
That's... a little unexpected.
No matter how much of a scumbag he was, could he really have been childhood friends with a girl like this if he'd been that way from the start?
"Whenever I was crying, you always came running..."
She's like a grown-up baby.
But if he'd protected her with pure intentions, he never would have done that in the latter half of the game.
He was an eroge protagonist, so he only pushed the other guys away because he didn't want other male characters lusting after a defenseless Hena.
And once he was past the point where a D-rank could protect her... what? Did she just become an object of his lust?
Pathetic. The old Sang-hyeok.
"So... if I can be your friend, even like this..."
"Wait... I told you I'll be your friend even if I don't touch your breasts."
"You don't need me...?"
Fat teardrops began to fall from Hena's eyes.
"Don't cry. Hey... Please don't cry! What will make you stop crying?"
"My breasts... Friends..."
"I said I'll be your friend even if you don't bare your breasts..."
"Hwaaah... I don't believe you..."
Gaaah!
"Fine! I'll touch them! I'll do it. Here. I'm touching them."
As I held out both hands and moved to touch her bare chest, Hena instantly stopped crying and stared intently at my hands.
"I'm really going to touch them, okay?"
"Okay"
"I don't have to, though."
"..."
"Alright, fine. Don't cry! Just don't cry."
...I have no choice.
If she starts wailing here, I'm really going to jail.
It's not that I don't want to touch them, of course. It's just... what's the difference between this and rape?
Gently, I kneaded.....
"Hyak..."
The moment my hands made contact, Hena reacted with extreme sensitivity.
I wasn't even putting any force into it, just making a show of touching her, but my fingers sank easily into her breasts.
Damn, an unbelievable softness...
For breasts of this size, their shape was perfectly maintained. They were so beautiful.
"Huuu... Huaa..."
I felt like I could keep touching them forever, so I barely held myself back.
"There. I touched them. Are we good now?"
"Not yet..."
What do you mean, 'not yet'?! You lewd...!!
No, is she really just doing this out of pure anxiety?
In the end, I found myself standing face-to-face with a black-haired girl I'd never met before, indulging myself in her breasts as I pleased.
I pushed her mint-colored bra up and began to grope her in earnest.
"...I'm touching them."
"M-Mhm... Huu... Ah..."
How long do I have to do this?
Hena's ears had turned bright red as she looked down at her own breasts being toyed with.
Knead, knead... Squeeze, squeeze...
No wonder she's the easiest heroine to capture.
If she already had a favorable impression of that trash Kim Sang-hyeok from the start...
After I came back from the student council president event, I probably could have just pounced on her.
This whole way of thinking is dangerous.
The very thought that I can do whatever I want with such a beautiful girl is dangerous.
My brain feels like it's melting.
It's not like I can always draw a line and stick to it.
Squeeze... Squeeze... Squeeze.....
Gradually, I put more strength into my fingertips.
"Uht... Nnh... Huut..."
I couldn't tell if it was sweat from her breasts or my own hands, but as I kneaded her pre-warmed breasts to my heart's content, it started to feel as if my hands and her chest were becoming one.
My hands grew as hot as Hena's breasts, and my self-control began to fade.
Squeeze.
"Aah..."
"...Did that hurt?"
"...Nooo..."
"Should I stop?"
She shook her head.
Hena wanted me to keep touching her breasts.
I could feel her erect, pink nipples rolling beneath my palms.
'Was touching breasts always this lewd?"
...These breasts were truly violent.
"Promise you won't say we're not friends anymore..."
"I promise."
I made a promise with her as I kneaded her soft breasts.
"We're friends, Hena."
"...Okay."
"But not like this. You need to get a grip."
"Eh?"
What do you mean, 'eh'?
Someone needs to firmly teach you that you can't just let anyone touch such magnificent breasts.
"Between friends, you don't pay with your breasts as the price!"
I gripped Hena's breasts tightly.
"Hya... Hyak, hya?!"
Hena's center of gravity was pulled toward me, making her stumble.
Still, I squeezed with enough force to leave handprints on her soft breasts.
"Got it? Why would you let someone touch these amazing breasts just to be friends?!"
"Ngh... Uungh... Huk...?!"
As I rubbed her breasts, I stimulated her erect nipples with my palms.
As befitting the touch of an eroge protagonist, Hena's arousal level steadily climbed. She stood on her tiptoes, panting cutely.
You're not supposed to enjoy this. This is a lesson being seared into your body!
I squeezed harder.
"Nng, nng... Hyaang...!"
Hena's beautiful cries, like a nightingale's song, were making me hard, and the lines I was trying to keep were starting to blur.
"Do you understand? This is something you only allow the person you love. The person you're going to marry!"
"Mmm... Uuht...!"
"Answer me!"
I engraved a painful lesson into Hena while grabbing a handful of her huge tits.
As her breasts were treated like toys.
Hena nodded her head.
"Huat... Mmm... Uht...!"
"Do you want to be squeezed like this every day?"
"I don't know, it's a... strange feeling..."
"Say no!"
"N-No...!"
Yes! That's it!
"Again!"
Hena didn't know what to do. As her breasts were being fondled, she said:
"Hu, huaa... L-Letting a friend touch... my breasts... is. not. o. kay."
"And this situation, right now?"
"Ngh... Uuht...! Huat... Am I supposed to say I hate it?"
"Try it."
"But I don't hate it..."
"Ah-ah."
I squeezed her breasts again, and Hena shook her head frantically.
"I-I hate it. Don't... nngh... touch my breasts... I hate it..."
'Anything lewd between friends is forbidden. Got it?"
I asked, pulling on her nipple.
"L-Lewd things... are forbidden... Huuungh...
"Do you understand?"
"Y-Yeth...! Forbidden...!"
"Do you understand?"
"Y-Yeth..! Forbidden...!"
"I appreciate you thinking well of me, but get a grip. Do you know how fucking precarious your situation is right now?"
'Precarious...?"
"You need to learn to firmly refuse things you don't want. I'm not interested in babysitting a big-breasted child. If you want to be friends, remember that."
"Mmm...!"
Hena looked at me as I touched her breasts and said:
"F-Friends can't do things like this. Get away."
"Good. Remember that!"
I said, squeezing her breasts.
"N-Nghu, wait, nng, nnghuu, huat...'
I caught the stumbling Hena in my arms.
Are you twitching because it feels good right now? What the hell even is an eroge protagonist?
Seeing Hena, disheveled after her breast-training, I snapped back to my senses.
'What have I done!'
"...Are you okay?"
"Huat... It feels... good..."
"Hurry up and get dressed."
I helped the disheveled Hena straighten her clothes.
...At the end, every little movement Hena made as she minutely adjusted her bra to find a comfortable position for her breasts was erotic.
'I hope I didn't handle this the wrong way.
I only did it because I couldn't stand to see her paying a 'friendship fee' with her huge breasts.
I sincerely hope it helped Hena.
"Friends should never do that again."
"If we were lovers... would it be okay...?"
"..."
'Did I handle this wrong?'
Hena, her cheeks flushed, caught her breath and asked again.
"If we were lovers... would it be okay to let you touch my breasts...?"
"Well... it would be okay, but..."
"...I see."
Hena gripped the collar of my shirt tightly.
Through her hair, her emerald eyes gleamed.
"...I understand."
...Should I tell her to fix this dependent behavior too?
No, this is cute, so it's fine.
In the end, life is a long journey of finding your own way to live. I can only hope that Hena learned a lesson from her experience with the trashy Kim Sang-hyeok, who was blinded by her breasts.
...My hands won't stop sweating.
It was truly an unforgettable sensation.
"Sang-hyeok, you've changed somehow."
I had a feeling I'd be hearing that a lot.
But just now, wasn't I more like the eroge Sang-hyeok than anyone?
"...Which one is better?"
"Mm... Right now... is much better... My chest feels warm."
"That's because I touched you until you were sweating."
"I'm so embarrassed. I want to hide."
"That's why I'm asking why you did it, you idiot."
"Hic"
Are you hiccupping now? What a mess.
"Hold your breath. Swallow."
"Hic. Hic."
Should I shock her by saying I'm breaking off our friendship...?
But then I thought this delicate thing might just pass out, so I took her to the water cooler and had her drink some water.
"Gulp... Gulp..."
"You're a handful."
"...Sorry."
"Don't apologize. Ah, what's your overall evaluation rank?"
Hena hesitated before saying shyly.
"C-rank..."
...I need to raise that as soon as possible.
Break time had already ended while I was busy touching Hena's breasts.
I went into class, but...
"Student, why are you dressed like that?"
"My clothes got dirty, so I washed them. I apologize."
"Take your seat."
[Kim Sang-hyeok]
[Improper Attire - 1 Demerit Point]
[Accumulated Demerits - 102 Points]
.....
Other than the demerit, nothing much happened.
The lesson content felt like something I should know, yet it was all hazy.
The class was conducted under the assumption that everyone already knew keywords like [Dungeon], [Magical Beast], and [Hunter], so my head was just filled with a growing pile of speculation.
In the first place, I knew far too little about this game.
Including why the title is [My Onahole Academy).
Because it treats women as simple onaholes? Judging by En's words and actions, that seemed like the most plausible explanation.
Honestly, what do onaholes have to do with anything?
If I keep playing the protagonist like this, won't the 'Onahole' part disappear and it'll just become [My Academy]?
The thought of En's crying face brought a brief moment of satisfaction.
[You have awakened the Unique Talent [Onahole Collector]!
I was once again reminded that [Ona-Aka] was no ordinary eroge.
-x-X-x-
- Hey, who's that?
- I dunno, but he's seriously hot.
- OMG, he's so fucking handsome.
- Somebody ask for his name, hurry hurry hurry. Is he a transfer student??
- Isn't that Kim Sang-hyeok? Seeing as he's with Hena.
- That's Kim Sang-hyeok? What the hell happened to him?
The Essol Academy 2-F girls' group chat was in an uproar.
The appearance of the new Sang-hyeok, so transformed that some mistook him for a transfer student, was the hottest topic among the female students.
Girls from the next class over, and even the class next to that, came just to get a look at his face.
Though they all pretended to be uninterested, feigning aloofness, they had already scanned him from head to toe out of the corners of their eyes.
- Wow, fuck, I wanna lick him from his forehead to his collarbones, slurp slurp.
- Isn't he an unawakened D-rank?
- I don't give a shit. If he asked me to, I'd totally let him sponge off me.
- You think he'd let you sponge off him? lol. An SS-rank hunter will probably snatch him up and worship him.
Yuuna sighed as she read the group chat.
This was hardly the kind of dignified conversation she expected from students of a prestigious academy.
They were young men and women in the prime of their lives, receiving hunter training at the academy.
Good-looking people drew attention wherever they went.
Yuuna herself wasn't chattering away crudely, but still.
It was undeniable that her gaze was stolen by the male student who had just barged in without even wearing his uniform.
He was handsome. Insanely handsome. She was confident her heart would stop if their eyes met.
Even though his clothes were just thrown on, you could tell at a glance that he had a great body.
Ah, no. Don't stare. I'm not a pervert.
Everyone was just waiting for an opening.
A chance to brush past Sang-hyeok, a chance to talk to Sang-hyeok, a chance to get involved with Sang-hyeok.
If he were a transfer student, it would have been easier to go up and strike up a conversation.
But he was so handsome it was hard to approach him.
Hena, chatting with him as if they were close, seemed like the most special person in the entire classroom.
Are they dating?
It felt like Sang-hyeok was taking care of Hena, but it didn't seem like they were in a relationship.
Yuuna was already imagining herself by his side, taking care of him.
Sang-hyeok had already become the boyfriend in everyone's fantasies,
Hmph.
It was then.
During class, the "Light of Awakening enveloped Sang-hyeok.
Talent awakenings often happened suddenly. It was a joyous occasion.
Even the teacher paused the lesson to watch.
"Student Sang-hyeok. Congratulations."
Is this my chance?
The moment that thought crossed Yuuna's mind, the other students swarmed around Sang-hyeok.
It was astonishing how many of them had been lying in wait.
"Wow! Congratulations!"
"What's your talent? I'm so curious."
"Tell us!"
I want to make an impression, too...
Yuuna could only watch with a sense of regret.
Her seat was too far. She was in the first seat by the window, but Sang-hyeok was in the second-to-last seat near the classroom entrance on the right, right in front of Hena.
"Onahole Collector?"
"What kind of talent is Onahole Collector?"
"A talent like this actually exists?"
"That's fucking awesome, holy shit!"
"Onahole Man! Onahole Man!"
Suddenly, the classroom erupted with talk of Sang-hyeok's talent.
Onahole? What's an onahole?
"What a fucking stupid talent. You gonna be a future adult shop owner?"
Dihrit Ade, a student from the same class, sneered.
Sang-hyeok was smiling awkwardly, but the atmosphere suddenly turned frigid.
"Hey, what the... you don't have to go that far."
"Ah, sorry if I offended you. I'm just the type of person who says whatever comes to mind."
Dihrit Ade.
He was from a prestigious noble family of mages and possessed the "Fire" element, one of the top-tier elemental talents.
He clearly didn't like Sang-hyeok, and he continued his taunts with a serpentine smile.
"You're really gonna have it tough, huh? A D-rank with a non-combat talent. And it's Onahole Collector, of all things. Wow. Your life is completely over."
"Hey!"
Yuuna didn't hold back.
Though she had been listening from her seat far away, she was the first to step in.
"Who are you to look down on a non-combat talent? He could become a great artisan, you know?"
"A great onahole artisan?"
"Yeah! So what? What's wrong with that?"
"Yuuna..."
The other girls tried to stop her, but Yuuna wouldn't be deterred.
It was obvious who the bad guy was in this situation!
At times like this, the F-class president, Nakamori Yuuna, did not hold back.
"A B-rank hunter bitch like you should know her place before butting in."
"Even a B-rank hunter bitch knows that hunters who disrespect artisans die early."
"So what, if he made you an onahole, would you use it?"
There was only one thing Yuuna knew for sure right now.
I refuse to lose a war of words with this asshole!
"Yes!"
Yuuna puffed out her large chest and declared proudly.
"If Sang-hyeok makes a great onahole, I'll use it! What's the big deal?"
"Pfft, pffft!"
Dihrit and his cronies burst out laughing.
"Puhahaha!"
"Ahahaha, holy shit. A legendary couple is born."
"First Onahole Man, now Onahole Princess?"
"She said she'd use an onahole herself. Damn. That's amazing."
"It's pretty wild for a girl to use one of those."
...Was it something girls couldn't use?
"Whatever! The subject of onaholes isn't something to make fun of! Teacher, please say something."
Yuuna's tone was weakening.
Her eyes met Sang-hyeok's. Did she make a mistake?
"Yuuna, Student Sang-hyeok. Do you two know what an onahole is?"
"Yes," Sang-hyeok said calmly.
"It's a male masturbatory device."
Yuuna gasped. Dihrit's gang was on the verge of passing out from laughter.
Realizing the truth, Yuuna stumbled backward.
"That... that kind of thing."
A talent, Onahole Collector.
"Why would you collect something like that!"
Her cheeks flushed bright red, Yuuna bolted from the classroom.
"Ahahaha!"
"There goes the Onahole Princess."
That was the moment Yuuna's new nickname became Onahole Princess.
*
It was completely out of the blue, but I had become the academy's Onahole Man.
I, Kim Sang-hyeok, had just officially confirmed my status as the protagonist of the goddess-certified
「My Onahole Academy
"Wow! Congratulations!"
"What's your talent? I'm so curious."
"Tell us!"
Everyone seemed to know what had happened, so I couldn't lie my way out of it.
After a moment's hesitation, I said what I had seen.
'Onahole Collector."
A female student who didn't know what an "onahole" was repeated after me.
The boys started murmuring.
A moment later, the classroom was turned upside down.
"Onahole Collector?"
"What kind of talent is Onahole Collector?"
"A talent like this actually exists?"
"That's fucking awesome, holy shit!"
"Onahole Man! Onahole Man!"
I'm screwed.
I was smiling on the outside, but my mental state was severely shaken.
My first goal had been to get a respectable job that wasn't lame.
But with a talent like Onahole Collector....
Getting a job that my two younger sisters and future wife could be proud of felt like an impossibly difficult task.
What kind of good-hearted woman would even deign to speak with an Onahole Man?
Just then.
"Who are you to look down on a non-combat talent? He could become a great artisan, you know?"
A female student who was blindly defending me caught my eye.
Judging by her face, she was 100% a heroine. Her brown hair and blue eyes gave her a somewhat plain feeling.
But "plain" was sometimes just another word for "exceptionally pretty." Especially in a world like this, inside an eroge.
"So what, if he made you an onahole, would you use it?"
Her thick eyebrows were filled with a sense of justice and meddlesomeness as she continued forcefully.
"If Sang-hyeok makes a great onahole, I'll use it! What's the big deal?"
She has no idea what an onahole is.
Her intentions were good, but because she'd aimed her attack at the wrong target, the argument had flown off in a completely bizarre direction.
Cute.
Our eyes met.
Her clear blue eyes seemed to shout, "I'll protect you! Don't worry!"
This misunderstanding was unfortunate, but she was an incredibly endearing girl.
"Yuuna, Student Sang-hyeok. Do you two know what an onahole is?"
"Yes."
Since Hena was also tugging at my collar, asking, "What's an onahole?" I just decided to come out with it.
"It's a male masturbatory device."
The teacher projected a sample with a hologram for us to see.
Pink silicone, trembling and jiggling like jelly.
Though it was slightly pixelated, its purpose was easy to guess from its shape, which was modeled after the female anatomy.
Jiggle, jiggle.
"This is an onahole."
The holographic onahole quivered and jiggled in response to the teacher's touch.
For the girl who had stood up for me, the explanation was brutally detailed.
"Kyaaak...!"
"Kyaa!!"
The girls of Class F let out demure screams, as if they had no idea.
You're all old enough to know. You guys too...
Amidst the chaos.
"It looks cute~
Even after seeing it, Hena's reaction suggested she truly didn't know its real purpose.
...This one's the real deal. A textbook airhead.
"Why would you collect something like that!"
Unable to bear the public humiliation, the girl ran out.
...She's going to be kicking her blankets over that for a while.
So what am I? A future adult shop owner for real?
"The skills that derive from a talent are just as important as the talent itself, Student Sang-hyeok."
"What kind of skills could derive from Onahole Collector?"
"Hmm, typically, collector-type talents develop along the lines of identifying good materials, discovering the hidden abilities of those materials, and enhancing them."
I see.
To summarize....
"Are you saying I can identify good onaholes, discover their hidden abilities, and enhance them?"
"That's right."
The teacher wasn't smiling.
He probably wasn't showing me the onahole as a joke.
"A talent has a huge impact on a person's future career choices. It would be wise for you to think carefully about your role here at the academy."
"Yes..."
"Alright. Everyone, back to your seats."
The students were laughing foolishly, but because this talent was my new reality, the teacher was the only one explaining it seriously.
I guess that's how momentous a talent awakening is for an academy student.
Enough to determine the rest of your life...
"Sang-hyeok?"
Hena called my name, looking worried.
Did I have a bad expression on my face?
[Skill [Onahole Aptitude Analysis) Acquired!]
[Hena Isis]
[Conquest Difficulty - None] [Onahole Aptitude: SS-rank]
[Virgin]
[Underwear - Sexy mint-colored lace underwear set]
[Onahole Trait (a) - A fucking pervert body that doesn't allow semen to build up in the balls]
[The one and only childhood friend onahole who always stayed by Kim Sang-hyeok's side despite his wicked pranks. Her sensual body and sturdy thighs are superb. Possesses unrivaled, king-sized jugs.]
"Are you okay? Want to touch my breasts during break time?"
"I told you not to say that."
"...It's just, you look like you have no energy..."
...I guess I looked pretty energetic when I was touching her breasts.
"It's because I haven't eaten. Let's get lunch together later."
Hena blushed shyly and covered her chest.
"Um, the baby's food... isn't ready yet.... I'll try my best..."
"...."
Not that kind of food...
My head is spinning.
Is it really okay for me to keep playing this game?
*
Lunchtime.
I went to the cafeteria with Hena and waited for my turn behind the students lined up at the kiosk.
"Is that him?"
'The second-year Onahole Man."
"What a great hero."
I was already getting a taste of fame.
So you use your student ID like a debit card?
Beep.
[Student ID function has been suspended. Please contact the Student Council.]
Beep.
[Student ID function has been suspended. Please contact the Student Council.]
Excuse me, Madam President? The ban hasn't been lifted?
Am I going to starve?
Beep.
[Hena C-rank. Authentication complete.]
"Hena?"
My savior, Hena, slipped out from under me, scanned her card, and handed it to me.
"This..."
"Can I use it?"
"This time, you have to return it within two weeks...?"
"...One meal is enough."
I really don't understand why the original me would resort to extorting money from Hena when he had plenty of other things to bully her with.
The eroge is the eroge, and I am me.
The thought that I needed to find a way to make money struck me at that moment.
"I'll have... udon..."
Standing next to Hena, I caught a pleasant scent.
Mixed with the faint smell of shampoo... should I call it the scent of her skin? I wanted to keep smelling. it.
On top of that, the more I looked at Hena, the prettier she was. It was a shame she covered her eyes with her bangs.
"..."
Underwear.
I had the illusion that I could see the mint-colored bra Hena was wearing today through her uniform.
...Get a grip.
Hena's defenselessness was not good for my mental health.
Especially for a healthy body that got fully erect at the slightest opportunity.
"Your order is different from usual... huh?"
'My tastes have changed."
Hena chose udon, and I picked the tonkatsu set.
The total came to 5 Coins. It seemed to be the currency of this world.
"Here, have a piece of tonkatsu."
"I-It's okay."
"It's to thank you. I'll be sure to pay you back for the meal later."
"Friends don't have to pay back money they borrow...
Hena...
"Is what you always said, Sang-hyeok..."
....
(While borrowing a friend's money) It's fine, we're friends, you don't have to pay it back!
So I was a complete and utter bastard, huh?
"There are also friendships where giving and receiving needs to be clear. I'll definitely pay you back."
"...In that case."
Hena divided her udon into a small side bowl and handed it to me.
"Here..."
To think he'd do that to such a kind-hearted girl.
It was a moment where I felt it was truly a shame that the game had no choice but to describe her as a
"fucking pervert body that does something with semen."
"Ah. Hena, do you happen to know my phone's lock pattern?"
To learn about this world, a phone was obviously the fastest way.
Hena, who had been slurping her udon, looked up and paused as if choosing her words.
"I forgot my pattern."
"Let me try."
Oh, it's unlocked. Childhood friends are amazing!
[Stella]: Hey, you retard.
[Stella]: What the hell are you doing at school?
[Stella]: Onahole? What's this nonsense now?
The first thing I saw was a pop-up notification of a murderous text from my little sister (the blonde one).
News travels fast...
I should probably reply.
- It's my talent. Onahole Collector.
Oh. She read it in one second.
[Stella]: You're so fucking embarrassing, just die.
...I really need to establish some discipline at home.
It's not going to be easy.
- You shouldn't talk to your older brother like that.
I tried teaching her again with polite words.
[Stella]: You're only an older brother if you act like one. Don't come home. I'll kill you if you do.
[Stella]: Hey retard, why aren't you answering? I said I'll kill you if you come in. I'm not kidding..
...What on earth did the original Sang-hyeok do to make her so desperate to kill her own brother?
This hatred I could feel even through the text messages was real. It didn't seem like something I could resolve as easily as the incident with the Student Council President.
I think it would be better to meet her and talk face-to-face.
"Sang-hyeok. Here."
"Hm?"
Hena, having finished her meal, came back with a cup of water for me.
"Thanks."
[Serena]: (Photo of her pulling down her uniform to reveal a hint of cleavage) Cheer up, Oppa
"Pfft!!"
This isn't what I meant by wanting them to follow me....
My sisters know no middle ground.
Essol Academy App?
In the afternoon, I focused on investigating the academy app.
There was an anonymous community available to all enrolled students. An 'anonymous forum.'
So this is how the rumors spread.
- Second-year Onahole Man spotted in the cafeteria
- Wow, he's so fucking hot....
- From today on, my dream is to be an onahole, Oppa!!
- Isn't he insane? So handsome.
- What's an onahole??
- If you don't know, search it up ㅎㅎ
This forum seemed to have no censorship, as the content was quite explicit.
- Onahole Princess Yuuna
- She killed it
- Why do these comments stink so bad?
- D-rank roaches are so gross
- Isn't that because you're a D-rank slut?
...Onahole Princess.
It seemed that was Yuuna's new nickname. With around 300 upvotes, it was already a trend.
She probably won't even come near me for a while.
No, with a nickname like Onahole Princess attached to a female student, I'd be lucky if she didn't take a leave of absence..
But shattering my expectations...
"...Let's talk for a bit on the way."
After school.
Onahole Princess Yuuna spoke as she loaded her bag onto the back of my bicycle.
-x-X-x-
She's talking to me now?
Aren't we just asking to be ridiculed behind our backs as the "Onahole Man & Onahole Princess Combo Meal"?
It doesn't matter to me. My talent's already been outed as 'Onahole Collector, so it's not like I have any honor left to protect.
But she has a lot to lose.
Her ears were as red as lava. The longer I stared, the redder they got in real time.
"...Right."
Once we were out of the academy and there were fewer students around, Yuuna was the first to speak
"Sorry about earlier."
"For what?"
"Because I ran away, I made your talent look ridiculous."
She endured the humiliation of being lumped together as a combo meal just to apologize for that?
Then again, if my friend's awakened ability was 'Onahole Collector, I probably would have laughed too.
I hadn't even held the fact that she ran out against her.
"If it's funny, you can laugh. It is ridiculous."
"It's not! Any talent can become great if you nurture it well. Not that Dihrit, that bastard, would know."
"Is that why you waited for me?"
Nod, nod.
Yuuna explained why she had worked up the courage.
"I felt like if I didn't say it today, I'd never be able to."
Hmm, that makes sense.
"So, I'm sorry."
"It's fine. I wasn't hurt. That Dihrit guy? I didn't even care what he was saying."
I only just learned his name was Dihrit.
"You were the bravest one there, you know."
"I just spoke up without thinking..."
"I was moved."
"...D-Don't say that! It's embarrassing!"
Oh, this is a nice atmosphere.
The desire to date someone was bubbling up inside me.
...Yes! This is what I wanted!
I wanted to get away from all the pussy smashing and onaholes.
"Kim Sang-hyeok. Haven't you changed a lot?"
"I get that a lot."
And I'll probably keep hearing it.
Yuuna patted my back with a thump and flashed a bright smile.
"Come to the academy more often!"
It was a classic 'classmate worrying about the truant student' moment.
Activating [Onahole Aptitude Analysis]
Ah! Wait!
Stop!! Don't show me!
[Nakamori Yuuna]
[Conquest Difficulty - C(strikethrough) None]
[Onahole Aptitude: A-rank]
[Virgin]
[Underwear - White panties with a prominent V-line]
[Onahole Trait (a) - Nationwide Erection Warning! A vibrant onahole who will endlessly boost your staminal]
[Class President of F-Class. A nurturing personality who can't stand injustice and is honest with her feelings! An onahole whose charm lies in her vibrant appeal and ready smile. Her breasts are bigger than they look.]
'I really didn't want to know...
Whether it was her underwear or anything else.
I didn't want to see something as profane as the onahole aptitude of a girl I'd just met...
Why don't eroge developers understand how important a woman's 'sense of mystery' is?
'Still, boosting my stamina... By how much?'
If Hena's body drained my energy, was Yuuna's the opposite...?
The kind of body that makes you want to go again and again?
If I wasn't careful, I felt like I'd get an erection right in front of her.
"...Did you use a skill on me?"
Gasp. She found out?
"What was it? What what what what?"
Yuuna sidled up to me.
"It's a new skill you learned, right? That one!"
"...Onahole Aptitude Analysis."
"Ona... Pfft! Wait! Why would you use that on me?!"
"It happened on its own."
"Nothing would show up even if you used something like that on a person. You idiot."
"..."
Yuuna's gaze grew increasingly strange.
"...Nothing showed up, right?"
"Well..."
...What should I say?
While I was struggling, having entered a zone where I could no longer be honest, Yuuna continued to press me.
"What's my aptitude? It's not D-rank, is it?"
It seemed D-rank was despised everywhere.
"A-rank."
"...Really?"
"It said... you're an onahole whose charm lies in her vibrant appeal..."
I said it.
The atmosphere instantly turned weird.
"I guess... that's better than a low rank..."
"Mm... Probably."
"...Ah! Don't get the wrong idea! It doesn't mean I'll be your onahole!"
I wasn't having that kind of cheerful, psychopathic delusion...
"The skill just activated on its own."
It probably reacts to heroines.
"I guess it's impossible to get a respectable job with a talent like this."
"No, why would you say something so sad..."
"Sorry. I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable."
"I'm fine. It's not like you did it with bad intentions! Besides, finding out I have an A-rank aptitude for something I never knew about feels like a total win!"
It was a smile like sunshine, one that truly boosted my spirits.
Just as I was about to leave, Yuuna grabbed me.
"Wait!"
"Hm?"
"A Gravity Wave, up ahead!"
Gravity Wave?
Sure enough, the air in front of us was strangely distorted, like we were looking through a warped lens.
So this is what they call a 'Gravity Wave'... According to the wiki, localized gravitational anomalies are observed in areas where dungeons appear. It was amazing to see it in person.
[Activating Insight - Red]
[D-rank Dungeon]
[#3319. Goblin Tribe]
[Rarity: D]
[Rewards: D]
[Anomalies: D]
[No Limit on Max Participants]
"...A D-rank dungeon, huh."
"Oh. You could tell just by looking at the Gravity Wave? You've been studying hard, haven't you?"
'No...' It was thanks to the special skill the goddess gave me, but that was awkward to say, so I kept quiet.
"If it's a white, rippling pattern, it should be fine for us to handle on our own."
"Without reporting it?"
I read that the standard procedure for finding a dungeon outside the academy is to report it. On the wiki.
"We should take it for ourselves! It's a chance to earn Coins."
Seems like taking it was the sweet move.
Yuuna grabbed my hand tightly and pulled me along, still wearing that refreshing smile.
"I'll see if that talent of yours is useful, so let's go together!"
[Entering Dungeon]
[Participants - Nakamori Yuuna, Kim Sang-hyeok]
...It was like she was asking me on a date.
Led by Yuuna, who sounded like she was inviting me to an amusement park, I stepped into the gravitational anomaly.
The world warped around me, making me dizzy. When I opened my eyes, we were in a forest.
"Yuuna!?"
"I'm right here."
Yuuna was right beside me. She had already drawn her sword and was in a combat stance.
"Surprised? So you really are D-rank, huh?"
Her tone bruised my pride a little.
Yeah, this is my first time in a dungeon.
"An Essol Academy student shouldn't be this intimidated."
"You seem like you've been here a lot."
"Of course. I'm a B-rank Hunter, after all. Just trust this big sis and follow me."
B-rank.
The impression the letter 'B' gave off made me unsure if I was supposed to be impressed or not.
One thing was for sure: the combination of a school uniform and a blade was something I'd only ever seen in B-movies.
And...
Maybe because the actress here was so pretty, it suited her stunningly well.
"Why are you staring blankly?"
"I'll trust my big sis and follow you."
"...I-It was a joke. Don't take it so seriously!"
"But I don't think I can be much help with my talent."
"You never know what kind of clues you might find."
Yuuna said, scanning our surroundings. "The fastest you ever grow is right after your talent awakens."
A combat style that utilizes onaholes... Is that what she wants me to develop?
'I have no idea where to even start.
For now, I decided to follow Yuuna.
'Did my bike not make it through...?"
My belongings... Thankfully, my smartphone was still with me. But it didn't work here.
It wasn't 'Out of Service Area', it literally just wouldn't turn on.
"What's with this?"
"You really don't know anything, do you?"
"...Perhaps the all-knowing A-rank Onahole Teacher could enlighten me?"
"...Pfft. Did I hurt your pride?"
Knowing she meant no harm, I bantered back.
Yuuna seemed to be enjoying the situation, giggling to herself.
"Inside a dungeon, the more complex a machine is, the more easily it breaks."
"Complex machine... The standard is pretty vague."
A smartphone is definitely a complex machine.
"What about guns?"
"Guns break too. A small handgun might be okay, but small firearms have at least a 5% chance of malfunctioning."
5%...?
Does that mean there's a 5% chance the bullet will jam while I'm firing and I'll be screwed?
'It's like a space where specific rules are enforced.
Just like a game world.
...A game within a game?
"A single sword is all you need here. Let's go."
...Haha.
These otherworld academy students live spectacular lives. Even their lines are extraordinary.
It sent a shiver down my spine, even as someone who's completed their military service.
'I can't lose to her.
Yuuna soon found a village swarming with goblins.
The number... about twenty of them?
[Activating Insight - Red]
[Goblin] [D]
[A foolish demi-human monster. The weakest of the beast-kin.]
'Is that one the boss?"
[Goblin Captain] [D+]
[The leader of the foolish demi-human monsters.]
"I'll take that side. Sang-hyeok, you can handle the five on the other side, right?"
"..."
I've never done this before.
But if I said I couldn't handle monsters that barely came up to my waist...
'Oochy-coochy-coo~ Okay, this big sis will take care of everything, so our little Sang-hyeok can just sit there and suck his thumb, okay~?'
...
You know, that doesn't sound half bad, either.
Still, I felt like I had to show her something.
"I can do it."
"If it gets tough, just stall for time. It'll probably... only take me a minute!"
Ooh.
Yuuna charged forward first.
"Keegh!?"
"Kekekek!"
"Kweek! Kweee!"
The moment I wondered if it was okay for her to draw so much attention at once....
...Yuuna swung her sword in a wide arc, cutting down the goblins before they could even get close.
I was stunned to see her scatter something like sword energy.
'An attack skill?'
My eyes automatically read Yuuna's skill.
[Surprise Slash]
[C-rank Attack Skill]
[Power: C | Range: C | First Strike Bonus +1]
...I want one of those, too.
Come to think of it, I had something that could be called an attack skill, too.
[Personality Excretion]
Should I test it out? It seemed like I could do whatever I wanted to these ugly monsters.
"Dopita! Dopita!"
Swish!
I threw a rock at a group of goblins trying to get behind Yuuna.
"Keeegh!"
"Kweek! Kweek!"
"You guys will have to deal with me."
I tossed out a cool line and got into a stance.
At that, the goblins' eyes widened as they each pulled out a blade.
'Huh?'
Those sharp weapons might actually be a little scary.
As I took a step back, the goblins shrieked and charged.
To hell with it!
"Personality Excretion!!"
[Activating Personality Excretion]
Take this, my unprecedented attack skill!
[Personality Excretion]
THWACK!!
The goblin I kicked was knocked flat on its back, unable to move.
'Oh. That's effective.
Was it a fighting skill?
In that case! Time to get more aggressive!
"Per-!! Sonality Excretion!"
THWACK!!
"Per-son-al-ity! Ex-cre-tion!"
Thwack! Thwack! Thwack!
I actively used [Personality Excretion] to take down the goblins one by one.
One-hit kills. The destructive power was immense.
The goblins, which at a glance seemed to have just been knocked down by a single blow, couldn't move, as if they were paralyzed.
'What the. I'm pretty good at this.'
As expected of an attack skill from the goddess, it works like a charm.
...Although I have no idea what this has to do with being an 'Onahole Collector.
[You have learned the skill [Become an Onahole!!]
[You have learned the skill [Onahole Touch!]
[You have learned the skill [Onahole Inventory!]
...Yuuna was right.
You grow fastest right after your talent awakens.
But every single one of these skills is just dizzying.
[Become an Onahole!!]: Incarnates the target's personality or body as an onahole. The state is permanent unless released.
[Onahole Touch]: Increases an onahole's happiness (forcibly) with a gentle touch.
[Onahole Inventory]: A sub-inventory that can store an infinite number of onaholes. Cleanliness is managed automatically, and the holes are always maintained at the proper temperature.
..Hmmmm.
While I was staring blankly at my new trio of onahole-build utility skills, Yuuna, having already finished cleaning up her side, walked over.
"Kim Sang-hyeok. Did you see? My awesome performance!"
"...Uh, y-yeah. I saw."
"Did you learn a new skill? Wow. That was really fast. You might actually have a talent for this."
"I have a talent... The problem is that the talent is 'Onahole Collector."
"Chuckle..."
It seemed my talent, which had once embarrassed her enough to make her run away, had now settled into a comfortable running gag between us. Closeness is just that important.
"Try using one. I'll be your test subject."
'That's a terrible idea."
Use [Become an Onahole] on you? I don't even want to imagine what would happen.
"Then on a goblin?"
I like that idea even less...
But since it doesn't matter what happens to them, it might be worth a try.
It was then.
Something rustled in the grass and began to rise.
It was...
[A Goblin's Excreted Personality]
[A Goblin's Excreted Personality]
[A Goblin's Excreted Personality]
It was something... like a slime.
It was about the size of a fist.
It didn't look dirty. In fact, its glossy, slick surface made it look like a precious gem.
But the way it squirmed was utterly disgusting.
"W-What is that?"
Yuuna, startled, raised her sword, but the goblin's excreted personality was too small...
It was more like a bug, something a sword wouldn't be very effective against.
It would be better to just grab it and flick it away.
'But where did these things come from?
Excreted personalities...
No way.
So it wasn't PersonalityExcretion, it was literally personality excretion? The shock of peering into
that abyss made me freeze for a moment.
...Goddess. You made this, didn't you.
I'm asking you seriously, why would you make something excrete that?
Did you add this because you thought it was hot?
'I really don't get this fetish...?'
Making them excrete their personalities...? I had no idea what the point of such a bizarre act was.
But because of me, these goblins...
...seemed to have excreted the abstract concept of 'personality'.
Through their assholes.
"It looks like... goblin droppings...?"
"Eek! Why is the poop moving!? No, no..."
The color was draining from Yuuna's face.
Droppings. My choice of words, I admit, wasn't the best.
I mean... it couldn't be actual excrement from their bowels. That would imply that personality is located somewhere in the stomach, duodenum, or large intestine.
That doesn't make any sense.
It's more accurate to assume that something intangible, like a soul, has emerged in the form of a jelly.
"Help me... I-I really can't handle this..."
Remembering how she'd teased me earlier, I let out a smirk.
"The great B-rank Hunter?"
Just then.
One of the goblin's excreted personalities shot up with a pyoong.
Before Yuuna could notice, it had latched onto her back and seemed to have climbed onto her head.
"Uh, on your head."
"Eek, kyaaaaaaak!!"
Yuuna dropped her sword and started frantically shaking her head.
Whoa, whoa, she's really freaking out.
"Calm down, calm down! They can't do anything. They're just like bugs!"
"Kyaaaaaak! I hate it! I hate it! I haaate it! I really, really hate iiiit!!"
The goblin's excreted personalities...
...showed no intention of returning to their bodies. Instead, they all leaped toward Yuuna.
Do they have a thing for pretty girls?
Her face pale, Yuuna started tearing off her clothes right in front of me, as if a bug had crawled inside.
She stomped her feet frantically, as if the ground beneath her was on fire.
'No! Get it off! Get it ooooff! Uwaaah! I hate it! I really, really, really hate iiiit!!"
''Okay... okay. I'll get it off. I mean, nothing's even on you..."
"Hwaaang! No! Make them go away! Get them off me! Please, don't let them get any closer!"
Completely panicked, Yuuna exposed her white underwear set-the one with the pretty V-line-right in front of me...
...and even after seeing with her own eyes that none of the Personality Jellies were on her pale skin, she couldn't stand the sight of them hopping around on the floor.
She leaped at me and threw her arms around me.
Squeeze!
"No! No! Nooo! Sang-hyeok! Please, Sang-hyeooook...!"
"Calm down!"
"Sang-hyeok! Uwaaah, help me! Help me!"
...Now, some might argue that this is just a tired cliché-'pretending to hate gross things to cling to a guy and raise his affection level. So allow me to explain.
Yuuna had completely lost her mind.
If she had embraced me gracefully, I might have thought it was a cliché, too.
But Yuuna had spread her bare legs wide and clung to my waist, climbing me like a tree and wrapping herself around me tighter than any ivy.
The softness of her breasts, the warmth of her body, even the faint scent rising from her lightly sweat-dampened skin-it was all pressing into me, seeping into my very being.
"Get them off! Please, get them ooooff...!! No! I really hate them!!"
"I'm getting them off now. Shoo, shoo! Go away!"
In the end, while supporting Yuuna, who was pressed against me and had entrusted me with her full weight, I ended up gripping her ass tightly as I began to make a show of shooing away the [Goblin's Excreted Personalities].
Amazingly, this situation had nothing to do with Lucky Pervert
Pyong! Pyong! Pyong!
These things...
Seeing them continue to aim for Yuuna's skin, even after losing their ability to fight, I decided they needed to be punished.
Holding Yuuna's body, I moved around, flicking off the 'excreted personalities'.
"Hnnng! No... Sang-hyeok, I don't want to fall! No... Hold me!"
"Alright, alright... Geez.
Honestly... And she calls herself the older one.
It felt like I'd gained another immature little sister I never knew I had.
Gripping Yuuna's firm, supple thighs, I glared at the excreted personalities.
'Get lost!"
It seemed to work at first, but I guess this world doesn't run on fighting spirit.
Hmm... A skill I can use in this situation...
"...Become an onahole!"
And then.
To my surprise, the excreted goblin personalities were incarnated as onaholes.
A number of green silicone objects, each with an obscenely detailed vulva, dropped to the floor with a thud-one for each excreted personality.
...It works.
Turning excreted personalities into onaholes... an idea that would make Satan himself weep.
Is this actually a horror game?
Now I just had to peel off the tightly clinging Yuuna...
...Sob... Hnng... No... No... It's so gross..."
Squeeze. Rub, rub...
Yuuna was already pressed against me, yet she gently swayed her hips as if trying to get even closer.
...At this point, I'm starting to think she might have some ulterior motives.
'If she doesn't get off soon...'
...I might just get carried away.
I have to pull her off, even by force...
"Sob... Did you get them all? Hm? Are they all gone? Sang-hyeooook..."
"..."
Yuuna. Her whole body was warm, probably from the exercise.
Her lightly sweat-slicked breasts and body...
...It felt incredibly erotic.
"...Ah."
I couldn't stop myself from getting hard.
Sensing my physical change even through our underwear, Yuuna finally snapped out of it.
"L-Let me down."
"Mm."
An awkward atmosphere.
Even after I let her down, instead of thinking about getting dressed...
...she was staring intently at my erection, which was straining against my pants as if to rip them.
"...Uh. Sorry."
"No."
But please don't say anything more.
If she says, 'I'll take care of it for you, like Serena did, I don't have the confidence to refuse.
"In my bag... I have a change of clothes..."
"You want me to get them?"
'Please."
Pressing her thighs tightly together, Yuuna covered her chest and private parts with her arms and sniffled.
"...I can't bring myself to put them back on, thinking that might have touched them."
"Yeah..."
Even a virgin like me knows that if I said, 'Why don't you just suck it up and wear them?' I'd get an earful.
"I wasn't overreacting, was I?"
"Maybe?"
"I've never even heard of something like that coming out of a goblin's anus... It's really... the worst... I
can't believe you handled it so well, Sang-hyeok..."
"If I hadn't, I probably would've thrown you on the ground and run away."
Yuuna flinched.
"I-I'll treat you as my lifelong savior. Thank you for not throwing me down..."
'Thanks to you, I had a good experience, too."
"Ghk...!!"
Yuuna's cheeks flushed red.
"Pervert! Pervert! Just hurry up and get my clothes! You pervert!"
'Is that any way to talk to your lifelong savior?"
"You are a pervert! A pervert who's always looking for a chance to turn women into onaholes!"
...Maybe I should have just turned her into an onahole earlier.'
I think I missed my chance to try it on a person and pretend it was an accident.
"If you bring me new clothes... I'll pretend none of this ever happened."
"Yeah, yeah."
She wouldn't turn her savior into a sex offender, right?
I found a spare set of clothes in Yuuna's bag....She has a lot of underwear, too.
It seems she was prepared for mishaps in the dungeon, just like what happened today.
"Should I bring the underwear, too?"
"Y-Yes."
Yuuna, hiding behind a tree, peeked her head out and said,
'Don't look."
"I won't."
Rustle. Shff... Shff...
The sound of rustling fabric is enough to drive a man crazy.
Soon after, Yuuna emerged, having changed into everything including her underwear. Seemingly having regained her composure, she bowed her head.
'Sorry for shouting."
The thought that she was wearing the light blue panties I picked out for her under those clothes was enough to make me get hard.
It was a damn good thing I already was.
"Just trust your big sis and follow me, was it?"
"..."
Yuuna chirping 'Pervert, pervert!' like an angry chick was cute, but seeing her speechless like this is also cute.
"Ahem."
"Did you mean that was going to pounce on me?"
"What are you talking about! I didn't come to the dungeon with you with that kind of intention! What do you take me for..."
Yuuna muttered as if reality had just hit her.
"This is usually something a guy says to a girl..."
"Good thing it was me who came with you today."
"W-Well... I was also thinking... it's a good thing it was you I showed this side of myself to, Sang-hyeok."
"Because any other guy would've just thrown you to the ground."
"..."
Yuuna shot me a glare.
"You've got a lot to say for someone who's hard as a rock."
"...It's a natural physiological reaction."
"Is it normal to still be hard just from a hug? Hmm? You were imagining me naked the whole time I was changing, weren't you?"
"..."
"..."
I was desperately making jokes to escape this atmosphere.
But Yuuna's erection joke completely backfired on me.
"H-Hey, what am I supposed to do if you don't answer! It makes the mood weird."
'Is this the end of the dungeon?"
An unnatural change of subject.
But Yuuna desperately jumped on board.
"Y-Yeah! It's about to be dismantled. Here, let's settle up."
[Party Leader [Nakamori Yuuna] has initiated a trade.]
[You have received 50 Coins.]
"Oh. I made some money."
"I put in a little extra to thank you for today..."
The school lunch was 5 Coins today, right?
I can pay Hena back right away. I'm pretty happy about that.
"Thanks."
"So? Did you find any clues for growing your talent?"
"...Mm."
I went back to look at the spot where the [Personality Jellies] had been.
This time, with Yuuna..
"What... is this? An ona...hole?"
"I turned the excreted goblin personalities into onaholes."
"Urk...!"
I can understand why she feels like throwing up.
"Stay back for a bit."
"D-Don't touch it. Your hands might get contaminated..."
Yuuna seemed to genuinely believe my hands could get contaminated.
But I have to find out.
This is my power, after all,
[Ordinary Goblin Onahole]
[An onahole created by incarnating the personality of a goblin, a beastkin. Characterized by a rather tough tightness.]
[Rarity: D]
[Tightness: C | Durability: D | Warmth: D | Response: D] [Personality Intact (100%)]
'Ordinary Goblin Onahole'...
I picked up the object, which had transformed into something like a collectible item.
"Open Onahole Inventory."
Yuuna watched what I was doing.
Shwoop.
"An inventory... for onaholes?"
"Looks like it."
[First Goblin Onahole Collection Accomplished!]
[Strength +2]
[Agility +2]
[Dexterity +2]
[Stamina +2]
'Huh?"
My stats increased just from collecting it?
I started to think this might actually be useful.
I examined the next onahole.
[Goblin Onahole (Well-Made)]
[Rarity: D]
[Tightness: C | Durability: C | Warmth: D | Response: D] [Personality Intact (100%)]
Oh...
So even when using the same goblin personality as material, the quality can differ.
Squeeze, squeeze.
As I kneaded the goblin onahole, Yuuna let out a squeak.
"Don't just... knead something like that..."
"I wonder how much this one will raise my stats."
Collecting them raises my stats.
Hearing that, Yuuna's eyes suddenly sparkled.
"Really!? Can I try putting this in my inventory?"
...
For her to suddenly covet something she was disgusted to even get near...
...this effect must be completely broken...
"Go ahead. Try it."
As a test, I handed her the [Well-Made Onahole].
Yuuna took the onahole with both hands and tried to store it in her inventory, but...
...her face soon fell with disappointment.
"...It doesn't work for me."
"Seems to be a privilege exclusive to the Onahole Collector."
"No way! That's a cheat! A collector that raises stats? I've never heard of anything like that!"
"Heh heh."
[Goblin Onahole (Well-Made) has been collected.]
[Strength +1]
It's not as much as the first-time bonus, but it's still a decent increase.
'Sang-hyeok. Here. Look at this onahole, too."
Now Yuuna was even more excited.
'Is it really that amazing?"
'Are you kidding? It's incredible! I heard that SS-rank Hunters have to pour hundreds of millions of Coins just to raise a single stat point!"
...So you can buy stats with money here.
It seems 'Coins' are a really important currency in this world.
I can see why Yuuna's eyes went wide.
I picked this one up...
[Goblin Onahole (Masterpiece)]
[A Masterpiece Goblin Onahole, found only once in every 1,000. The tough, wild tightness will be with you.]
[Tightness: C+ | Durability: C+ | Warmth: C | Response: C] [Personality Intact (100%)]
If I collect it...
[Goblin Onahole (Masterpiece) has been collected.]
[Agility +3]
[Stamina +2]
[Achievement Unlocked: Goblin Onahole Conqueror]
[Title Acquired - Goblin Onahole Collector]
[All Stats +1]
[Skill Yaksha Charge」 Acquired]
[[A Use Even the Goblin Slayer Didn't Know] Collection Bonus Achieved!]
'Holy shit, a lot of stuff just went up."
I checked my status window.
Kim Sang-hyeok
1Lv (D)
Strength [5] (+4)
Agility [5] (+6)
Stamina [5] (+5)
Dexterity [5] (+3)
(Hidden) Charm [999]
Talent:
[Onahole Collector]
Skills:
[Insight (Red)]
VI
[Become an Onahole!!]: Incarnates the target's personality or body into an onahole. The effect is permanent unless released.
[Onahole Touch]: Increases an onahole's happiness with a gentle touch.
[Onahole Inventory]: A sub-inventory that can store an infinite number of onaholes. Cleanliness is automatically managed, and the holes are always maintained at an optimal temperature.
[Assess Onahole Aptitude]: Assesses a target's aptitude as an onahole.
Powers:
[Lucky Pervert
[Personality Excretion
[Blood Seduction
[Saintess's Protection
[Divine Body
[Rule of Immortality]
Achievements:
[Goblin Onahole Conqueror] Collected all Goblin Onaholes.
'It's not reflected in my overall evaluation, and my level is still the same.
But... I could clearly see the bonus stats attached.
In fact, after receiving the collection bonus, I could physically feel the power overflowing in my body.
At this rate, I feel like I could easily take on dozens of goblins even while holding Yuuna.
Yaksha Charge. Can I equip and use this, too?
[Learn Yaksha Charge?]
[Yaksha Charge has been learned.]
[Yaksha Charge]
[B-rank Attack Skill]
Power: C | Range: D | Speed Correction +2]
[A skill symbolizing the bold beast-like nature of crashing into foes with one's whole body, like goblins or orcs. Becomes stronger with the user's Strength.]
I see.
It seems skills learned through collection bonuses can be equipped for use or stored away when not needed.
"So?"
"My talent... it's more suited for a Hunter than I thought."
"See!"
Yuuna smiled beautifully, as happy as if it were her own accomplishment.
"What did I tell you? There's no such thing as a useless talent, right?"
"...Thanks."
I really want to kiss her.
No one's watching. Wouldn't it be okay to just go for it?
Just as I was wrestling with that temptation, I saw the dungeon slowly beginning to dismantle from the outside.
[Dungeon Cleared]
[Contribution: 94.33% | MVP: Nakamori Yuuna]
[Others - Kim Sang-hyeok]
"Others'? That's harsh..."
"Well, did you expect to beat a B-rank Hunter right from the start?"
"Just you watch."
"Ah! I have to take a commemorative Dunsta pic."
As the dungeon was being dismantled, Yuuna pulled out her smartphone.
She sidled up next to me and raised her phone high, as if to take a selfie.
Click
"Aren't you going to take one, Sang-hyeok? Now's the only time your phone will work if you want a Dunsta picture."
"..."
So the moment a dungeon is dismantled is the time for SNS photos.
"Me too, then."
I'm not really an SNS person, but if it's an excuse to take a commemorative photo, that's fine by me.
What should the tags be?
#FirstDungeonClear #OnaholeCollector
#DontUnderestimateMe #Selling GoblinOnahole(S-RankCondition)
With those thoughts running through my head, I took a picture with Yuuna, who was making a 'V' sign.