"Heh… Huh… Hak…"
"Ugh… Uh… Ah… Hak…"
Surrounding us is a field of condoms.
Only in Hestia's pussy, which was declared safe, did the lump of semen I released raise its head.
'I'm glad it's the weekend.'
"I'm hungry, so please make breakfast for me, Hestia."
"Yes… eh…"
"Henna, let's go to the shower room together."
Struggling to stand, I sling Henna over my shoulder and head to the shower.
"Kyaa, kyaa…! Isn't it heavy?"
"Not at all."
As soon as we got in, I let the warm water pour over Henna.
Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak!!
"Oh, oh, oh, ok. Sang-hyuk, hic, Sang-hyuk... Sang-hyuk… Save me, please. My pussy, it's so good, I could die♡♡"
"I'll rub it all the way inside your pussy and wash you thoroughly."
"Heuhhh, it's embarrassing. I'm so embarrassed... Ah. Ah. Ah…♡"
By the time Henna and I finish washing with the warm water, breakfast is ready.
It's a generous meal.
I find Hestia naked, wearing only an apron.
"Did you wash up?"
I rubbed my cock against Hestia's bare buttocks without any clothes on.
"Ah, ah, my."
Hestia naturally offers her plump behind.
Rubbing and caressing it.
Oh, my cock is getting hard again.
I hold Hestia tight, kissing her while fondling her breasts.
"Smack, smack, huff... It feels like we're back on our honeymoon."
"It does seem like you've become younger. I could really call you Henna's older sister."
"Oh my! What are you saying?"
She shook her ample ass, rubbing it against my cock.
The stage is set for sex.
I insert my cock right into her baby's mother's pussy.
Thrusting and thrusting ♡
"Please… oh, cloth… Please set the table in place of my mother. Henna… oh… oh…!!"
"Alright, understood."
Henna watches as I fuck her mom, who is wearing nothing but an apron and sticking out her large rear end, without much reaction.
It's because we haven't had sex only once or twice during the night.
Mother-daughter threesomes are now a part of Henna's family's daily life.
I grab Hestia's waist and vigorously thrust my erect cock that has just come out of the shower.
Thrusting and thrusting ♡♡
No-con is truly the best♡
"Yes, yes, oh-oh-ok♡♡ I must release Sang-hyuk's cock."
"I'm freeing Hestia's pussy. Who cooks while showing off their ass like this?"
Henna busily ladles the soup into a bowl and sets the utensils.
In the meantime, she vigorously shakes her hips and devours her lover's cunt.
*Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak♡♡*
"Oh, oh-ho♡ Clothes, oh-oh."
"Fill that pussy."
I embraced Hestia from behind.
While fondling her K-cup breasts, I thrust into her pussy. *Creak, creak♡*
*Buzz, buzz…buzz!!*
"Heh. Haa…"
I held Hestia's body tightly and shook my hips.
"Cover every inch, Sang-hyuk."
*Smack, smack♡*
*Buzz, buzz♡ Buzz♡*
Feeling so good... I press my hips against her firm ass and continue thrusting.
"You've filled me up so much; well done, well done."
"Now let's eat."
*Clasp, clasp…*
Gently pulling my sensitive cock from her clinging, climaxing pussy.
Hestia turned around and proceeded to clean my cock with her mouth. This had become a natural part of our routine.
And then it was mealtime. The mother and daughter waited quietly, not even touching their utensils, until I took a bite of the first side dish.
"This soy-braised dish is delicious."
As I took a bite, the clattering of tableware filled the room.
"Having a man around really changes the atmosphere of the house."
"Yes. It's warm and comforting."
It felt like I had a beautiful wife and daughter to take care of. When I first arrived, I had jokingly thought that I might become Henna's father, but...
"Shall I grill some more beef and bring it to you, sir?"
"Yes, please."
I had grown accustomed to this attentive treatment.
"Henna, you should eat too. Have some meat."
"Alright."
As I served her the soy-braised dish with my chopsticks, Henna scooped a generous helping of rice and savored her meal.
"The soup came out first."
It was a beef and seaweed soup! I eagerly took a spoonful and felt warmth spread throughout my body. Being treated to breakfast by my girlfriend's mother was simply wonderful.
"Is the taste not to your liking?"
"It's delicious, Mother."
"Really…? I'm so happy! It's important that we have compatible tastes when living together.
"That's true."
Ah, I had a good meal.
"Well, I should get going now."
As I was about to leave, thinking my sisters would be waiting,
Henna and Hestia clung to me at the same time.
Oh, my!
My breasts were pressed against both my arms. I felt embarrassed once again.
Being held back here, it truly felt as if we were to become a real family.
"Why don't you stay a little longer?"
"I'll show you my costume, Sang-hyuk... Mm…? Please stay longer."
… Hmm. I can't help it.
Maybe I'll spend Sunday with Henna's family too.
[Serena]
Brother, are you coming home late again today? Should I make breakfast for you?
[Kim Sang-hyuk]
No, I'll be staying over at a friend's house.
[Serena]
You don't have to worry... You didn't run away, did you?
[Kim Sang-hyuk]
What do you mean by running away? I'm a grown-up, just one day away.
[Serena]
Stella is looking for you.
The message cuts off there.
Did Stella hit her from the side?
[Kim Sang-hyuk]
I'm just hanging out with my girlfriend.
[Serena]
Alright, have fun!
"I'll stay here today. Alright?"
The expressions of the mother and daughter brightened. With that settled...
I immediately hugged them both and alternated between giving them kisses.
"Gulp, gulp…"
"Slurp…♡♡"
My cock is getting hard again due to the mother and daughter savoring my saliva.
When I went to Henna's room, I also took a look at Henna's costume.
"This is the costume you said you'd show!"
Henna, dressed in a cat costume, mimicked an animal.
It's an adult costume emphasizing her violently enticing breasts and buttocks.
'Where did she get this?'
It's pleasant to see nonetheless.
"Grrrrr~!"
Henna playfully patted me with her exaggerated cat hand gloves.
"I'll choose you as my butler!"
"It would be perfect if you were always this radiant at the academy, Henna."
"...."
Henna shyly lowered her head as if she had never acted like this before.
"I'm at home, so I'm a little... more excited than usual... I'm sorry… I'll be more composed.
"Why are you down? You look great. Come here. I'll hug you this time without letting go."
Henna's eyes sparkled.
"…Meow!!!"
I climbed into bed.
I wrapped my arms around Henna as if to protect her, and I hugged her tightly.
"Shall we take a nap?"
"Umm… I'm so happy."
Nuzzle, nuzzle.
Henna, the cat, rubbed her cheeks against my chest.
Hugging the sensual cat that I had only seen in pictures like this made my heart swell with emotion.
"Sleep well."
After a few hours of sleep, my mind felt completely refreshed.
It seemed to be thanks to the adorable black-haired, voluptuous cat who had fallen asleep with me, oblivious to the world.
"Hmm… Huh…"
She even drooled in her sleep.
"I love you... Sanghyeok…"
I gently kissed her forehead.
'I must work hard.'
But it should be fine to relax on a Sunday. Just lazing around.
We had incredibly passionate sex starting in the daytime.
She's beautiful with a large chest, but thanks to her black-haired, busty mother, who bought a new box of condoms,.
First, I made love to her mother like an animal.
Then, I had a lot of tender and loving sex with Henna.
I returned home on Monday morning.
*
"Oppa, I ironed your school uniform."
Monday morning, when I returned after exploring new horizons.
"Thank you."
Serena, who visited my room, was always flawless.
The impeccable honor student style is perfectly complemented by the academy uniform.
Serena, with her enchanting purple eyes, casts a tender smile in my direction.
"Are you alright? Did you get enough sleep? Is there anything I can help you with?"
"..."
I slept, but my arousal remained.
I wish Serena would take care of it for me.
'Is this a bridge I can cross now?'
I set aside the uniform that Serena had prepared for me and quietly unbuckled my belt.
Then I cornered her against the wall.
"Oh, oppa…?"
Serena's charm lies in her subtle vulnerability when confronted with strength.
Through the slightly ajar door, I caught a glimpse of Stella descending the staircase to the first floor.
It was almost time to head to school.
"What if Stella sees us?"
"Do it with your mouth."
"Oppa… Did something happen at your girlfriend's house?"
"I just want to start the day with Serena's mouth."
"..."
Serena twisted her waist, seemingly flustered by my perverse request.
"I can't help it."
Swish.
My younger sister's gentle touch wraps around my erect cock.
Seeing Serena kneeling before me, I sigh.
'I've done it.'
Defeated by lust,
I've committed the sin of making my sister, just before leaving for school, kneel and perform oral sex.
My conscience is becoming more and more numb.
"Brother, you're quite honest today, aren't you?"
Serena smiles as she strokes my manhood.
"Did you want your sister's sexual treatment?"
"Serena, you're the only one I can ask for help from at home."
"…Alright. Aahh…"
Slurp…
Serena willingly opens her mouth and sucks on my thick cock.
I like it when she gathers a lot of saliva and makes it extra wet.
"Chup… Chup… Slurp…"
I patted the admirable Serena on the head.
Serena, with her eyes half-closed, looks up at me. She seems to be smiling slightly.
"Now that I'm going to honestly receive Serena's sexual treatment..."
"…Mmm… Chup… Chup… Okay. I'll help you, brother."
Serena's oral sex... It's stimulating.
Through the slightly open door, I see Stella climbing the stairs.
'Could it be here?'
No, it wasn't. Stella went straight into her room. Apparently, she had forgotten something.
"Slurp ♡ Suck suck ♡"
"Serena… ugh… the balls too."
Serena's ears turned red.
"Brother… How far are you making your sister go?"
"You've done it before."
He rubbed his balls and cock against Serena's pretty face. Serena seemed embarrassed, but she accepted his cock as he continued rubbing it against her.
"Kiss… Kiss…"
He pathetically received kisses on his balls from his sister.
"Ah…"
"You can't get it on your school uniform. Do I have to properly wrap it in my mouth?"
"Stick your tongue out."
"Okay."
Receiving service from Serena's saliva-filled mouth, he now rubbed his cock after requesting her tongue to lay flat. It was such a good thing.
If he didn't hold back and truly enjoyed his sister's oral attention,
"Brother… You look like you're enjoying it."
"I'll put it a bit deeper."
"Gag… Umm… ugh… Oh, my…"
Serena…
He placed the tip of his cock in Serena's throat and gently shook it.
It feels so good when you caress the back of my glans.
"Mmm…"
I ejaculated directly into Serena's mouth.
Brrr… Brr… Brr… Brr…!!
In that moment, Serena's cheeks swelled up as she struggled to handle the massive ejaculation with her small and pretty face.
"Gulp… gulp… umph…"
Since the morning, I've been filling my younger sister's mouth with thick semen.
Brrr… Brrr…!!
"Um… gulp… gulp…"
I heard Stella's voice from outside.
"Serena! Brother, when will you be here?"
I need to leave soon, or I'll be caught.
Brrr! Brrr! Brr…!!
Serena pursed her lips until the end, taking in my climax.
"Ugh… huff… gasp… huff… gulp…"
"Thank you, Serena."
"Wow… giving so much to my little sister before she goes to school... Did you like it?"
I stroked Serena's head, praising her.
"I liked it."
Then, Serena gave my glans a few kisses and smiled sweetly.
"Stay strong this week, big brother."
There's nothing more invigorating than your sister's blowjob in the morning.
The second Monday of "OnaAka" has commenced.
"Kim Sang-hyuk."
As soon as I arrive at the academy, Yuuna calls me.
"What's with the radio silence all weekend?"
"Oh, I was occupied with something else."
I can't possibly divulge what it was. Especially not to Yuuna.
Whatever Yuuna might have imagined, it was far beyond that.
"But you didn't come with Henna? I thought you would come together."
"Henna decided to come later. She's already contacted the academy."
"Why? Is she unwell?"
Should I say she's unwell? It's not quite like that.
"Should I say she depleted her energy?"
"Depleted…?"
At this point, it should be obvious. Henna and I are a couple, and we've been home all weekend.
Yuuna even predicted that we would go to school together, but she didn't seem to have considered the aftermath of 'that kind of activity'.
So…
"What are you talking about?"
"She fainted…"
"…Fainted?"
Yuuna gazes at me with innocent eyes.
Then, as if she picked up on something from my demeanor, she lowered her head.
"Ah, I see... Something like that..."
Yuna murmured in a voice that was barely audible.
"Fainting too…?" I heard her say.
It's something I should reflect on as a boyfriend.
I don't mind continuing to extract the pale semen.
But I didn't realize that Henna could suffer from dehydration.
"Ah. I see. Mmm…"
What should we do with this awkward atmosphere?
"How was your weekend?"
"I just stayed at home... And then on Sunday, I went to a cafe with friends and took pictures at the dance studio! I deleted the photos because they weren't good."
… It's awkward. Somehow.
"Sang-hyuk, please do it."
If Yuna likes me...
Should I try to live up to her expectations? As if I knew?
This is surprisingly difficult.
The main character in a harem story usually speaks with confidence.
As the heroines naturally gather around, a harem forms.
But being immersed in the game, my situation isn't so simple.
Henna was an easy heroine to win over, but Yuna isn't.
Taking her somewhere to touch her breasts or show off my cock,
"Do you want to be my girlfriend too? *Wink*~☆"
If I dared to utter those words, I'd surely face Yuuna's wrath—a blow as swift as a landscape painting.
I can't just come out and confess my feelings. I need to convey three things naturally:
1. I already have a beautiful girlfriend.
2. I have no intention of breaking up with her.
3. Do you want to be my girlfriend as well?
It's surprisingly difficult!
"I apologize for not responding earlier. As an apology, allow me to treat you to a meal."
"What?"
Yuuna furrowed her eyebrows as she spoke.
"Hey. Is there any reason to make your girlfriend unhappy? We can't share a meal, just the two of us."
'What did she mean by inviting me on the weekend? Well then…'
A normal woman would, of course, put up her defenses.
I don't think Yuuna is the kind of woman who'd take things lightly either.
Naturally, one would maintain a distance when dealing with a man who already has a girlfriend.
"Then let's go on a dungeon duo adventure today. I'll help you earn a fortune."
"You can't have just a man and a woman together. Who knows what could happen inside?"
"Yuuna…"
Is this the end of Kim Sang-hyuk's harem dreams?
In truth, having a girlfriend and her mother's company should be enough.
What kind of opulent lifestyle am I seeking, gazing at the harems?
'What would Dae Yi-soon have done in this situation?'
Something… perhaps…
What about trying to hold her?
It's already awkward, but let's attempt something.
"You promised to help me until I reached 10,000 points."
"Did I? Really?"
"How can I achieve 10,000 points without you? You said the same thing."
As Yuuna contemplates, I firmly grasp her hand.
Tightly.
"What... what are you doing?"
I hold onto her hand and don't let go.
Perhaps Yuuna thinks it's odd to use force to break free as well, as she suddenly quiets down.
Her ears redden, and her cheeks flush.
I move closer to Yuuna and speak calmly.
"How can I navigate the dungeon without Yuuna's help?"
"…With Henna… Uh? Ah…? So close…"
"Yuuna…"
I hold her hand even tighter.
"…Ah… no…"
With a snap.
Yuuna pulls her hand away and murmurs.
"I'll go to the dungeon... Just don't do this again."
"…"
Was she always this adorable?
A distinct allure from raven hair and ample bosoms!
"Won't you answer? A man who already has a girlfriend yet grasps another woman's hand..."
"It's odd that we'd grow distant just because Henna and I are dating."
"…"
"We can at least hold hands, right?"
"Ah, no… You fool…!"
Yuuna fled to her seat, as if escaping.
'Should we stop here?'
My heart races. Somehow…
Was a harem always this enjoyable and exhilarating?
Only Sang-hyuk can reunite us as a squad again.
Of course, it would be delightful to venture into the dungeon alone with Henna.
However, it would be undeniably bittersweet without Yuuna's presence.
I must exert my strength.
Although I feel guilty about offering my heart to this woman,
Since changing my course to 「Harem Romance」, merely knowing the range of choices has widened brings me a sense of excitement.
Though it's quite challenging to make the heroines accept the rules of this 「Harem Game」 I've initiated,.
I believe there are far better alternatives than violating someone.
Love, rather than servitude. Conversation instead of assault.
'…Yuuna.'
During class, I fix my gaze on Yuuna's delicate back.
As I sneak these glances, I can't help but realize how truly beautiful she is. Her face is adorable when she smiles.
Her flowing hazel hair suits her well, and her blue eyes are incredibly captivating.
In comparison to dazzling heroines like Seridwen, who shine merely by existing, like a student council president, Yuuna has a more understated style.
Yet, to be unassuming in this context means she's remarkably attractive.
'I like Yuuna too. I don't want us to drift apart.'
If we maintain this distance, we'll never truly connect.
So, this time, as soon as the first period ended, I approached Yuuna's seat.
Numerous female students are nearby, and their gaze instantly focuses on us.
"Let's take a walk together."
"…"
Yuuna seems somewhat embarrassed by the whispers and reactions of those around her.
but she follows me as if it's not entirely unwelcome.
How could she refuse an invitation from Kim Sang-hyuk, the face genius?
"You seem a bit off today, Kim Sang-hyuk."
"Kim Sang-hyuk," a name that maintains a slight distance.
Yuuna stared intently at my face.
"Why do you care about me?"
"…"
I left the academy building and ventured to a place where no one could overhear us.
This should be a suitable spot.
"Did you hear something from Henna?"
'Darn it.'
Had I been too obvious?
Thus, the advances of a man with a girlfriend lead to such conflicts.
Yuuna was undeniably looking at me with hostility.
"That's correct."
"…What is?"
"Don't pretend you don't know. You heard everything from Henna, right? That's why you're awkwardly showing concern."
"…"
"Don't try to make a joke out of it. Whatever you heard, it's already over."
It must hurt her pride. From Yuuna's perspective,
She must have misunderstood that I was reluctantly being considerate because Henna asked me to.
"Henna doesn't matter."
Once I got to know her, she turned out to be just a shy girl who enjoyed harem romance stories.
She was upset when she thought her mother had stolen her boyfriend away.
From the very beginning, I never intended to give myself to Yuuna.
She's just a good girlfriend who obeys my will.
"What? So…?"
"I still like Yuuna. That's why…"
*Smack!!*
Yuuna struck my shin.
"Ugh!!?"
B-class Hunter's shin kick!
I immediately fell to one knee.
"Have you gone mad? What's with this nonsense?"
"No, that's not it."
This isn't right.
Harems… are so complicated!!
"Kim Sang-hyuk, is this what you want? Did you choose Henna because she's easygoing?"
"No, it's not like that."
"I'm going. Don't follow me."
I grabbed Yuuna's arm as she tried to leave.
"Listen to me. The three of us..."
"We should have chosen sooner."
"Yuuna?"
"You've already chosen Henna."
"…"
Yuuna shook off her arm and left. I was left all alone.
… Somehow, I felt like I could predict the next development.
Time froze.
"Grrrrrrrrrrr!! That clueless heroine!!"
"Calm down, Enn! Calm down!!"
"Release it! I'll discipline you with a dildo fashioned after Sang-hyuk's cock!"
When did she do that?!
I grabbed En as she went on a rampage.
Such a small thing, yet so wild!
"How dare you speak so insolently to Sang-hyuk, the perverted sex goat! Even resorting to violence?"
"I've never been a goat for anything like that!"
"If Sang-hyuk offers to put his cock in you, you should be grateful. Please put it in this unworthy heroine's pussy and lie down to receive it."
"Where is this so-called heroine?!"
I applied a chokehold to the snippy En.
"Urk, gurk."
"Have you calmed down?"
A moment later, I released the blonde goddess.
"Why are you so agitated? That kind of reaction is normal."
"Yuuna wasn't such a wicked heroine... I feel betrayed."
"Isn't it a bit harsh to say this is awful?"
With the main character changing to me and the plot shifting,
The goddess seems to perceive the heroine differently.
Yuuna, like any other girl, would be good to her boyfriend too.
It's simply that I don't like seeing a man who already has a girlfriend flirting with another woman.
'Initially, there's a high probability that the process of easily becoming friends with "Onahole Princess" Yuuna didn't exist in the original work.'
Yuuna is a meddlesome class president.
I cautiously predict that she might have been a heroine who was sacrificed in a turn of events where she let her guard down while helping the pitiful and unattractive (former) Sang-hyuk.
Such is the nature of a game, anyway.
It's because I took an unusual route that I managed to bring out the rare, aggressive side of Yuuna.
"You're charming, Yuuna."
"Do you enjoy being rejected by heroines?"
"It's not that part."
Being a living person means, of course, getting angry at things that should make you angry and being happy at things that should make you happy.
It's about being honest with your emotions.
I like that kind of Yuuna.
"Thank you, Enn. For getting angry on my behalf."
"Mr. Sang-hyuk."
"Sometimes it may seem a bit excessive, but now I can't imagine OnaAka without you."
As though she had never been angry, the petite blonde goddess proudly extended her small breasts.
"But this time, I'll handle it well on my own."
"It seems utterly wrong. Are you sure? Should I offer you an 'Instant Breeding Press'?"
A wave of light spread out. The blonde goddess once again exhibited her strange powers.
"Ta-da! Shameless, immediate mating! Enter a perverted sex state with the child Sang-hyuk desires at any moment♡ Even by merely making eye contact, you can engage in intense, seed-sowing sex!"
"No…"
[You have acquired the power of 'Shameless Instant Mating'!]
"…"
Enough with adding things like this to my status window. Observing the goddess of Yagem, who spoke the phrase "Audacious heroines, ready for assault?" in the same tone as "Would you like a cup of tea?" I felt like I was a mere fledgling pervert, far from being the perverted goat.
Perverted and still naive. Harms and is still naive.
Breaking free from pure love was not an easy feat.
"Eh? You don't engage in perverted sex."
"I don't think all the fondness I've built up has vanished. Yuuna will cool her head and think about it as well."
I have feelings for Yuuna.
It was important for me to express them directly.
"Perverted sex comes next."
Ah, it's embarrassing to say it out loud.
En grins playfully.
"Hehe, as expected of OnaAka's protagonist! Did you have a plan all along?"
"Well, I have my own grandiose perverted sex plan, so to speak."
In truth, it's a lie.
With over 10 years of experience as a pervert immersed in pure love stories, I don't have such a ludicrous plan.
"I'm looking forward to it, Sang-hyuk!"
The blonde goddess playfully jumps and pecks my cheek.
What the…
[Goddess's Approval +3]
What's going on? She's doing cute things, too.
She used to do things that didn't match her appearance.
Leaving a blushing En behind, I return to the academy.
Next class.
'Dungeon exploration time...'
Who wants to go with me? Naturally, no one.
I lean against the wall in a corner of the indoor training grounds, remaining still.
Futilely fidgeting with firearms, feigning readiness.
It was because I believed that if I behaved this way, someone meddlesome would undoubtedly approach.
"… What are you doing on your own?"
*Whoosh.*
As I turned around, I saw Yuuna, who had finished preparing.
She stood there with an awkward and bashful expression.
"You know what just happened... I thought you might not come."
"I believed in you."
And that's why I like you, Yuuna.
"…"
"You said, 'I'll go to the dungeon.'"
Yuuna's fingers kept fidgeting with the handle of her sword, as if she were anxious about something.
"You shouldn't make promises recklessly... Sigh…"
"Will you help me?"
"…You… Casanova!"
Yikes!
Yuuna's cute outburst was fierce.
How can someone be this adorable? She's the true heroine!
'Really, the most beautiful women are the best.'
"I'm warning you in advance; if you try any tricks in the dungeon, I'll abandon you and leave right away."
"Understood."
Even though I say that, I don't feel like she dislikes me. Yuuna still has feelings, just as I have feelings for her, which I've made clear.
The harem game starts now.
When I, who already have a girlfriend, suggest an unconventional rule to a woman, it's natural for her to feel disoriented.
At this moment, I believe Yuuna has reached that point.
Typically, many harem tales resolve this kind of inner turmoil through sex.
Or with malicious gaslighting.
In some instances, the anguish itself doesn't arise due to circumstances or status.
I'd like to entrust this matter to the heroine a bit more.
Let her think it through, and then...
… I hope she will come to me.
"How about it? Did you find a good place?"
"Let's see."
[「Insight·Crimson」activated]
I'm able to locate the most delectable dungeon among countless abnormal gravitational wave singularities.
With the mythical-tier skill bestowed by the goddess, Crimson Eyes.
However, the quality of the artificial gravitational wave singularities generated at the academy is subpar. The place I recently selected only reached B-class due to its irregular nature.
I believe that finding a pure B-class is as difficult as discovering native honey.
"Today's options are rather lackluster."
The highest is a C-class.
No demonic merchants make an appearance.
"Usually, that's the case."
Yuuna didn't appear particularly surprised. She was a professional who had actual experience in the hunting industry outside the academy. Wasn't the academy more like a playground?
"I found a C-rank one."
"Huh? C-rank should be good enough, right?"
"Really?"
"Aren't your standards too high? Kim Sang-hyuk."
It was possible.
Describing a C-rank as tasteless for a D-rank individual, anyone who heard it might think it was quite a boast.
"We have Yuuna in our squad. We can't be satisfied with just a C-rank."
"Alright, cut the flattery that shows your true colors. You cleared a B-rank dungeon with your genius sister, didn't you?"
"Hey, don't you remember how I clung to you that day?"
I had thought it would be fine since my genius sister accompanied me.
"That's when I realized Yuuna's worth."
"If it was a nightmare zone, I too would have struggled. Even within the same rank, the difficulty can vary depending on the influence of external gods."
"Is that so?"
Indeed, it had been somewhat challenging for a C-rank.
There were an overwhelming number of zombies as well.
"I heard you managed to clear it all by yourself even though you weren't in top form. First-year students are truly remarkable."
"Mm! Our star has a magical power exceeding 200."
"200? Good heavens…"
The other stats are abysmal, but they don't mention that.
Protect our Stella!
"Is 200 a lot, then?"
"That's just barely crossing the threshold of Grade A. Overall, Grade A represents the top 5% of national power. It's called the realm of the extraordinary."
'Overall Grade A…'
For our Stella to achieve an overall Grade A status,
She needs to raise her other stats to the level of her magical power, so she still has a long way to go.
Nevertheless, with her current hunting speed, she might become flawless by her second year.
'Huh?'
Stella, you've been doing an excellent job.
The academy's nurturing environment, where encountering grades D to C is an everyday occurrence, is like a hidden gem.
"Am I overall in Grade C?"
"Close to 60, right? That's the average for second-year students."
Average…
Sang-hyuk, who had forsaken his first year, had a stat of only 5.
He has made significant progress in just a few days, all thanks to Onahole's money duplication.
'I increased my stamina by 15 after eating the mother-daughter rice bowl.'
[Status Window]
**Title: Milf Hunter**
In Milf Hunter, isn't the mother a heroine too? The prince subdues the sexy mom, who serves as secondary loot.
Ignoring her new achievements, Yuuna reviews her stats:
Strength: 68 (+14)
Quickness: 37 (+13)
Stamina: 50 (+8)
Technique: 72 (+11)
(Hidden) Magic: 0 (+3)
(Hidden) Charm: 999
(Hidden) Onahole Mastery: 7
The numbers in parentheses represent the Onahole Collection bonus. When Yuuna collected Hestia, there was no specific bonus. Could it be because she didn't add it to her on-hole inventory?
'What on earth am I thinking?'*
It was clear that Enn had influenced her.
"Did you get your weapon? Then let's go," Yuuna says.
"I'll watch and learn, Yuuna-sensei," Enn replies.
"Hmm, it's strange, isn't it? Each action seems to have impure intentions."
"It's just prejudice! I'm genuinely invested."
They enter the dungeon! Today's challenge is Goblin Attraction, a classic hunting scenario where they face countless goblins in the forest.
"Do you have dive sickness?" Yuuna asks.
"No, ma'am!" Enn replies, as Yuuna giggles.
"Let's check our weapons and proceed," Yuuna suggests.
"Yes, Captain Yuuna," Enn agrees.
"It's exhilarating, isn't it?"
The firearm inspection commenced.
With a pull of the slide, the magazine was checked and then reloaded.
*Click*, *click*.
A reassuring sensation coursed through my palm.
My skill is level 83!!
Could mere goblins withstand my Glock, which boasted near-B-class proficiency?
Time to become the MVP!
"Since they're C-class, the goblins' ranks are two levels higher. We must be cautious not to get surrounded."
I flinched.
All right, let's just get on the bus.
As a long-range damage dealer, I needed to maintain a safe distance.
Yuuna glanced back at me and smiled.
"Relax. I'll take the lead, so don't be afraid."
"Who said I was afraid?"
The Zombie Apocalypse. Huh?
It was only slightly unsettling for academy student Kim Sang-hyuk.
Yuuna bent down and walked, then stopped after a while.
"Why?"
"A trap."
It was genuine.
Upon closer inspection, a large pit trap had been set up ahead.
"Using their heads, huh?"
"That's because they're C-class. The goblins here are more cunning."
"But they're no match for the King-God Empress Yuuna."
"… Stop it already; I can see inside. Besides, don't you have better exploration skills than me?"
Ah, I hadn't even considered using them.
When I activated my crimson vision, I spotted points where goblins were lying in ambush.
"Three on the left, four on the right."
"More will swarm if we disarm the trap."
Yuuna tampered with the pitfall trap, causing the ground to cave in, and then...
"Kieek!"
I waited for the goblins to approach and unsheathed my sword.
'Slicing Mountain Stream Painting'
The crescent-shaped arc of my blade swept across the thicket.
Chyaak!
Oh~~.
'I guess I won't be MVP today. Haha.'
"Finish them off, Kim Sang-hyuk."
"Did you spare one?"
"Yes. We need to make an onahole, don't we?"
"Ah, right."
Of course.
It's times like these when I appreciate having a comrade who knows my skills well.
I couldn't bear to explain it to Stella, so I couldn't make a bunch of onaholes.
After ensuring there were no threats nearby, Yuuna patiently waited for my on-hole crafting session.
Shuuuuuk!
I obtained 11 ordinary goblin onaholes.
[I have acquired "The Concealing Onahole"!]
"Next. Let's go."
The Goblin Cave comes into view.
Goblins were openly guarding it.
"There are two visible, but it seems there's one more hidden. What do you think?"
I check with my keen eyes.
"Right. There are three."
"Alright…"
Yuuna draws out the knife she had put away.
"Wait a moment."
I grasp Yuuna's supple thigh.
Swiftly.
"Ah, what!?"
Yuuna jumps in surprise.
"You, you! Of course, it's my body you're after! Entering the dungeon alone with me to do all sorts of things..."
"I just want to try something for a moment."
"You thought I'd let you touch me!?"
The reason I hadn't touched her shoulder was because of the nearby blade.
It's truly unjust.
Yuuna's cheeks flush red as she questions me.
"What…! What do you want to do?"
"I learned a new skill."
Namely, The Concealing Onahole!
"Lend me your hand."
"…"
Yuuna, with a suspicious gaze, extends her delicate hand to me.
I promptly grasped it.
["Concealing Onahole" activated]
If Yuuna has the onahole ability, this should be possible.
"Uhm…"
Yuuna's body turned transparent.
Indeed, the heroine had the Onahole ability.
"How is it?"
"Kim Sang-hyuk, can you do something like this?"
"I just learned it."
"Alright. I'll go in first."
Yuuna slowly approached the two goblins.
There were faint footsteps, but the goblins didn't notice at all.
Yuuna, who was only visible to me, sent an OK sign from behind.
As Yuuna dealt with the two goblins on guard,
I attacked the back of an additional goblin that had been hiding.
"Sudden Stealth Strike!!!"
Whoosh!!
"Kkeek!!"
The goblin received my powerful front kick, excreting jelly as it rolled on the ground.
Phew.
"Onahole… transform…"
"…Idiot. If you yell like that while attacking, it defeats the purpose of a stealthy approach."
"Since I've confirmed there are only three of them, A little showmanship won't hurt."
The remaining two goblins also underwent the onahole transformation process after excretion.
Two successful tricks! Get!
Aren't they delightfully bouncy?
I tightly gripped the goblin onahole.
*Squish~*
"Don't touch it like that. It looks hideous."
I placed it in the "Onahole Inventory."
"Anyway, learning to be an invisibility buff and being an onahole collector is quite versatile, huh?"
"Would you be surprised if I told you there's also a strengthening buff?"
"…"
Yuuna was genuinely astonished.
"Really? There's a strengthening buff? You…"
"If you have something to say, go ahead."
"…Ugh. You trickster… You must be of noble birth! There must be countless hunters who want to team up with you without ever needing my help.
"Is it that significant?"
"Even just having invisibility would probably attract an S-class hunter."
Her emotions seemed to grow complicated all at once.
Is this the right moment? The timing to earn some points?
"Yuuna. This buff is only for our squad. Do I look like the kind of person who would go to another team and shamelessly flaunt my abilities?"
"…You do."
"…"
"Even though you have a beautiful girlfriend named Henna..."
"I don't go around telling just anyone I like them, you know?"
Yuuna bashfully turned her head away.
"Anyway… what is this enhancement buff? When did you learn it?"
"During the Golden Dungeon, It's a skill called 'Onahole Strengthening.'"
"… What skill did you just use?"
"Concealing Onahole."
"Kim Sang-hyuk!!"
Dodging the pursuing Yuuna, I flee with all my might!!
"Kim Sang-hyuk! Stop right there!"
"Mountain Water Painting Slash!!"
"Kyaa! I won't let you off if I catch you. Treating someone like an onahole Am I your Onahole? Huh? A concealed onahole? Do you want to die!?"
The drawback of the incredible onahole buff:
The recipient feels somewhat offended.
We return to the cave entrance and hold a brief strategy meeting.
"Operation: Concealed Onahole, go?"
"No. That's shameless."
"What about Onahole Strengthening?"
"I'd rather fight than be enhanced with such a perverted skill."
"A perverted skill…"
'…I shouldn't have mentioned the skill name.'
No.
By speaking it outright, it concluded as a humorous event; if I had secretly used it, I might have really gotten hit.
"Are there any side effects? Like 'Onahole-ization' progressing…"
"What kind of disease is Onahole?"
"…Ugh. What if I become your Onahole?"
"Isn't that a good thing?"
I couldn't help but let out a sigh.
"Can I wear a bewitching feather?"
"Sorry… But, just for a trial…"
"No way."
…Tch.
The Onahole Buff became short-lived decadence.
The flaw is that I can't apply it to myself.
"Anyway, a dungeon like this is enough for the two of us to clear. Are you ready?"
"Are we going to be stained with blood?"
Yuuna grinned.
"If we finish quickly and leave, maybe we can have another round?"
"One more round. Good!"
Our last strategy was a reckless charge.
"Haahh!"
Yuuna charges into the cave!
"Kiiirk!?"
"Keeek! Retreat!"
"Retreat!!"
Jumping Goblins!
"I'll leave the rear to you, Kim Sang-hyuk!"
"Ah, of course."
With a clatter.
[Malfunction!!]
Oh, heavens!
The Glock's slide has fallen back and won't return!!
"Damn it…! What's going on? Captain, cover me!"
"Figure it out, idiot!"
This damn situation. Once I get out of here, I'm buying a revolver!
Technique 83 has betrayed me!
"Cackle!"
"Screech!"
"Ah, don't come any closer!"
Goblins are swarming towards me as well. Yuuna is preoccupied with striking them down.
"Keek!"
To hell with it!
I swung the broken firearm like a blunt weapon!!
"Personality-Betraying Gunkata!"
"Splurt!"
The goblin hit by the earthenware pot crumpled to the ground, spewing jelly.
Didn't I tell you not to come?
The martial arts I learned from Isabella proved to be a great help.
Dodging the goblins' surprise attacks!
Fighting back effectively with fists and feet!
"Turn into an onahole."
Even the finishing statement is clear.
[Dungeon Cleared]
[Contribution: 91% MVP, Yuuna Nakamori]
[Others: Kim Sang-hyuk]
"…"
Contribution isn't all that important. Anyway, that's the situation.
I still managed to perform admirably on my own.
"The Magic River has emerged."
"Magic River?"
"It's a special material."
When I approached Yuuna, a radiant green gem the size of a fist sparkled brilliantly.
"Kim Sang-hyuk. You don't know how to use magical materials, do you? I'll teach you today."
"Then we're still in the same squad, right?"
"…Huh? Did I say I was leaving the squad?"
I gaze intently at Yuuna, who feigns nonchalance.
"I thought it would be like that if you didn't say anything? You claimed you were taking care of us for no reason."
"... Well, looking at Kim Sang-hyuk, I feel like I can't be without him.
"We're staying together? You're not leaving the squad?"
"Why are you insisting on a definite answer? It's awkward."
She keeps averting her eyes, so I grasp Yuuna's hand.
It's so soft and warm that it's hard to believe it's a hand that wields a sword.
"… Are you grabbing my hand again?"
Yuuna doesn't shake off my hand, as if she doesn't dislike it.
"I'm holding you back so you won't leave."
"You said you'd go if I tried to manipulate you, right?"
"We cleared the dungeon. Since we didn't do it inside the dungeon, it's invalid."
"...."
She holds on tightly.
Yuuna grips my hand, exerting just a little bit of strength.
I feel like I might get an erection as it is....
Shyly, Yuuna mumbles while glancing at my face.
"That's… indeed…"
They clasped hands and waited for the dungeon to crumble to dust.
This minute of silence was the most enchanting in all the realm.
-x-X-x-
"Right, I should head to the workshop."
As they stepped out onto the training ground, Yuuna quickly let go of Sang-hyuk's hand. Was she worried someone might see them holding hands so affectionately?
"We still have time; aren't you going to practice more?"
"First, I'll teach you how to use Masugang."
It had been a while since their last hunter lesson with Yuuna.
"You mentioned it's a special material, right? Does it drop occasionally?"
"Yes, it's a material imbued with magical properties. Simply put, it can enhance items."
"Wow."
So, it's like an enhancement stone?
"I should tell you, just in case: Masugang must be refined only through institutions recognized by the country. Otherwise, there will be trouble."
"Institutions recognized by the country?"
"Such as the Hunter Association, Hero Association, and so on. Prestigious academies also have Masugang refining facilities inside."
This was a prestigious academy, wasn't it? How did Sang-hyuk, in his previous life, manage to get in here? Realistically, his entrance should have been impossible. This was the enigma of Yagem.
"Do they perform the enhancements there?"
"Yes, some people enhance their uniforms, but usually, it's done with weapons."
"Of course, it's a weapon."
Men are weapons!
"Excited? Kim Sang-hyuk."
"Isn't this such thrilling content?"
I can't resist enhancing equipment.
"True… Class D won't have to face things like the Demonic Beast River."
"Act all proud because you've seen a lot."
"I have seen a lot. Hehe. My Yuuna is ranked A."
"What is Yuuna? The name of the sword?"
Yuuna said, showing off the sword at her waist.
"It's my treasure. I couldn't use it during the scarecrow measurement, but...
"Are there any restrictions?"
"It's against the rules to bring a specially refined weapon when fighting a scarecrow."
It's because someone might bring an excessively enhanced weapon.
"With an A rank, your weapon ranks higher than yourself."
"It's proof that I've been more diligent than others. These hunter-like weapons... They're called masterpieces, regardless of armor or weapons."
「Masterpiece」
In that case, Yuuna's masterpiece is named 'Yuuna.'
My masterpiece is... Glock 19?
'I'm not sure yet.'
Above all, the malfunction is infuriating.
I thought my skills would improve with practice, but I faltered at the critical moment. Perhaps I should strengthen my revolver.
As I pondered this, I found myself leaving the training ground and boarding a large elevator. It seemed to be a lift descending into the basement. Aside from us, there were dozens of other academy students from various grade levels.
"We're heading to Workshop A. That's where the Demonic Steel Refining Facility is located."
The elevator slowly descended. The academy's basement was filled with infrastructure dedicated solely to refining equipment. Numerous furnaces and shops lined the area.
"This is Workshop A."
"You could say it's the heart of Ethol. Come on, let's go."
"Alright."
Yuuna took my hand and led me forward. Soon, I was guided into an unusual blacksmith's forge, where a female blacksmith was striking iron. The sheer size of the structure was astonishing.
"Miss Reida, we've come to request the refinement of Demonic Steel."
"Who's this handsome fellow?"
"I am Kim Sang-hyuk, a member of Yuuna's squad."
"A squad? Yuuna, you're part of something like that?"
"Just. They're the ones I bring along with me to the academy."
Reida stared at me intently.
She was a tall, muscular woman, standing close to 180 cm, and her imposing presence was undeniable.
Before my height reached 190 cm, I had been shorter than her.
She had shed all unnecessary body fat through strenuous labor yet retained her large breasts and boasted a sexy figure with well-tanned skin.
Her nonchalant demeanor as she smoked a cigarette complemented her bleached, bobbed hair.
"Do you use a gun?"
"Ah, yes…"
"Yuuna, you're raising them, and they use a gun?"
"It seems they like it."
"Tsk tsk…"
…
I was being pitied just for having a gun build.
"Is it that bad?"
"Did you choose it knowing that?"
"Well, I thought... You'd know much better than me."
"Older sister?"
Reida opened her mouth wide, laughing heartily, as if amused.
"Ahahaha! Yes, I do know well. So, it's like a hippopotamus feasting on demon rivers. A gun."
"…"
The reinforcement's efficiency was poor. Well, that much was...
"In addition, firearms face a significant finesse penalty within dungeons, which means they don't improve much even when enhanced."
Yuuna chimed in from the side.
"What do you mean, Yuuna?"
"Firearms become weaker in dungeons, you know? Swords don't have that issue."
"Is that so?"
"If a sword's strength increases by 5, 10, 15,... in a sequence like that due to monster power, a gun's strength would increase by 8, 9, 10, 11,... following a similar pattern."
Hmm…
Do I want to level up my character again?
Isn't it too late now?
"Don't get disheartened. Let's reconsider our approach before investing in demonic power."
Still, I believe guns have merit.
There's a certain reluctance to dealing with demons.
Furthermore…
'Strengthening isn't impossible, right?'
If a pistol could be enhanced like a monstrous weapon, wouldn't it reveal an unexpected performance?
"I like guns."
"Are you sure? Even though they're weapons that many avoid due to the poor returns when investing in demonic power,"
"That's why I like them."
Others don't do it. It's trendy.
Isn't it incredibly stylish?
I was the type who easily became enthralled by such charm in RPG games.
"I want to do something that others don't."
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Reida laughs heartily, her entire body shaking.
Yuuna looks at me, her eyes pleading for me to make a rational decision, but...
"Please allow me to use my glock, the 'Judgment of Light'."
"Did you bring a lot of magic essence?"
"Just one goblin's magic essence."
"Ah, what can you do with that? If you want to shoot something like a beam, you'll need at least 30,000 B-rank magic stones."
"Can you shoot a beam with 30,000?"
Incredible!!
Reida clutches her stomach and starts laughing uproariously.
"Ah ha ha ha ha! Where did you find such an amusing character, Yuuna?"
"…"
Yuuna's cheeks flush with embarrassment.
"Is it naïveté… or foolishness…"
"Why not, Yuuna? They say you can shoot a beam with just 30,000 of them. Isn't that insane?"
Is it possible to fire a personality-dissolving beam?
"How can you gather that much magic essence? Are you the student council president?"
"Isabella? Does the student council president shoot beams?"
"Our academy president's masterpiece is the Devil Suit. It's famous. They say it's empowered by 27,000 magical essences."
Unbelievable…
"Ah~ Isabella? Her magical power is a masterpiece as well."
She never showed any of that when we competed in the Lucky Skewer duel.
The Student Council President was hiding her true strength.
Or was she too caught up in her personal issues to even have the chance to reveal them?
"The student council president is the pinnacle of Ethol Academy. To accumulate enough achievements to surpass that, it's impossible if you only attend the academy."
"Should I become a hunter or a hero?"
Let me think.
"Yuuna. Hunters obtain magical essences within dungeons, but how do heroes acquire them?"
"Magical beasts that have escaped from dungeons. But dealing with such powerful creatures isn't easy. Usually, you capture a villain and receive the essences as a reward. Violains use refined weapons from the black market."
According to Yuuna's explanation,
In the black market, you can obtain items of unknown origin to quickly replenish and enhance your magical essence, but doing so is prohibited by law.
In the process of reclaiming the villain's weapon for the royal treasury, the hero receives some mystical energy as compensation, which he then uses to augment his abilities.
In other words,
"Isabella is a genuine workaholic. She hasn't slept more than two hours since she was eight," Reida remarked.
To collect the 30,000, I needed to put in as much effort.
"Without equipment, no one can manifest their innate power. A good MP supply directly impacts a hunter's strength. That's why it's crucial to choose your weapon wisely," Yuuna advised earnestly.
Though I wasn't disregarding Yuuna's counsel, if this were content within OnaAka, it could be seen as a system specifically designed for the protagonist. Even if I were to choose something as rudimentary as a wooden stick, wouldn't it be possible to enhance it to level 99? Such an idea is brimming with romanticism.
I couldn't help but chase after this romantic notion, a part of a man's psyche.
"I'll take a gun."
"…Sigh. All right."
Yuuna retrieved a generous amount of mystical energy from her inventory.
"Yuuna?"
"Please use all of this to reinforce Sang-hyuk's weapon."
"What..."
All of this?
Yuna presented dozens of diverse magical essences, including the C-rank essence we had consumed.
Why offer something so valuable, which she could have used for her own weapon, to me?
"Because you helped increase my stats before. I'm repaying the favor."
"…Yuna."
"Are you really going to do it with a real gun? No regrets?"
"Yuna, thank you!!"
Overwhelmed with joy, I embraced Yuna.
"Ah!!?"
"Thank you! I love you!"
"Alright, alright. Let go… Oh, dear…!"
Yuna must have treasured this magical essence.
To so willingly offer it for my own growth...
I truly want to fulfill her every request.
"I'll do it with a gun!"
"Good. Just wait a moment."
I decided to enhance my Glock 19.
It was my first weapon and held deep sentimental value, and even if I were to use a revolver, I believed I would still utilize the Glock.
Gradually, I would expand the arsenal of firearms I wielded.
The initial investment would be in the Glock.
[Glock 19 (COMPACT)] [B Rank]
[Owner: Kim Sang-hyuk]
[Glock 19 compact version] Holds 15 rounds of 9-mm ammunition. [Strengthened with demonic steel, it enhances shooting accuracy, rate of fire, and power.]
"Here."
"Thank you."
She accepts it reverently, as if it were a sacred relic.
"Now you'll be able to wield some power within the dungeon. Return when you obtain the Demonic Steel."
"Yes!"
"You're that excited?"
Yuuna looks at me with an amused expression, unable to help smiling at my enthusiasm.
"My Glock is now B-rank!"
"Anything else? Do you need anything?"
"Let's head to the gun shop."
This time, I take Yuuna's hand and lead her.
Yuuna follows me with an embarrassed moan.
The atmosphere is reminiscent of a date.
"Why did you attach so many accessories?"
Yuuna gazes at the gun with curious eyes, seemingly unfamiliar with it.
"You're aware of dot sights, right?"
"Yes. What is this attached to the muzzle?"
"It's called a muzzle brake. It releases gas to reduce recoil."
"And this part below?"
"A flashlight."
It's referred to as 'Surefire.'
As it was crafted for extreme conditions, this piece of equipment is both durable and provides ample light. I purchased it to ensure that I would be well-prepared, even if I were to find myself in the Apocalypse Dungeon once more.
And then…
"You already have a gun; do you want another one?" Yuuna asked, watching me pick up the revolver.
"I'm thinking of getting a revolver as backup, in case my main gun jams," I explained. "With a revolver, even if there's an issue with the round you're trying to fire, the cylinder rotates and allows you to shoot the next functional round. It's great for handling emergencies."
While this isn't a reinforced revolver, it would certainly prove its worth if my Glock were to malfunction. The revolver that I selected as my secondary weapon was the Colt Python, a pistol crafted by Colt intended to be a "luxury" competition firearm.
"You don't seem like an average academy student these days, considering the weapon you've chosen," the gun shop owner remarked with a smile.
"Oh, well, I have a good eye for these things," I replied.
[「Perception・Red」activated]
[Colt Python]
This is not a mass-produced item, but a luxurious Colt Python crafted by artisans who manually bent and adjusted each action part. [The wooden grip is made of walnut.]
It's not just the ability to distinguish between Onahole masterpieces.
There were countless revolvers showcased within the glass display.
Yet, if a Colt Python made by a craftsman is present, there are no other choices.
This gun, featuring a walnut grip with checkering—a checkerboard pattern engraved to prevent slipping—
It was challenging to obtain since Colt was on the brink of bankruptcy—though the history within the game's setting remains unknown—and before the decision was made to sell reproductions, it was considered a relic.
The advantage of the artisan-crafted Colt Python is its high accuracy.
"I'll take the bullets and holster as well. Sir."
"Hmm. Just pay 1,000 coins."
"I'll leave out the bullets and the holster."
"Then 900 coins."
Goodness, most of that is the cost of the gun itself. I don't have money right now.
The sudden thought made me feel lightheaded.
At that moment, Yuuna stepped in.
"Are you short on money?"
"Uh, yeah…"
"Since we have to distribute funds anyway, I'll cover whatever's lacking."
"Really?"
Can I accept this?
In truth, I had given Yuuna more money.
But I'm grateful for her understanding my needs without me having to say anything.
"I thought your girlfriend was only pretty, but she also has a kind heart."
"She's not my girlfriend. Not yet."
I let it slip.
"…"
Yuuna glared at me and paid with her student ID.
"Why? Does she have someone else she likes? She only looked at your face the entire time while shopping.
"Please, just process the payment!"
"Take care. Huh? From an old man's perspective, it's clear she has feelings.
"Mister!"
Yuuna, who left the shop, had even her ears flushed red.
"Ah, it's hot. Is it because of the furnace?"
"Shall we go up? Now."
My insides were burning with excitement because I tried to somehow manage a harem.
Hehehe… How many more times will I have to do something so ill-suited for me?
"She's not my girlfriend... Not yet☆"
Aaaaaa!!!
I'm going insane!
How do they manage to do something that makes them want to kick the blankets like this?
"By the way, I might have intercepted the distribution of money in the middle. Why don't you ask how much it is?"
Should I tease her more this time?
The brainwave following verses 2 and 3!
"It's similar to leaving your wallet with your wife and not worrying about it."
"Pffft!!"
Unable to hold back, Yuuna patted me on the back with her charming fist.
"You fool! Fool! Die! Just die!"
The bashful reaction is truly delightful.
Indeed, people are good-looking and worth observing.
-x-X-x-
Upon surfacing, we resolved to clear the remaining dungeons in the training grounds. Most of them were D-class goblin fields, an ideal testing ground for our new weapons.
"Sang-hyuk! Two behind you!"
"Got it!"
Bang, bang!
Perhaps it's my mood, but ever since I strengthened my weapon, the slide action has been as smooth as a well-aged beer, leaving me in high spirits. My Glock, once inadequate in power for dealing fatal blows in the dungeon, now effortlessly shattered goblin skulls.
More are coming?
"I'll handle this side!"
"I trust you!"
I emptied a magazine, drew my Colt Python, and took down the approaching foes one by one. After that…
"Become an onahole."
Quite a few ordinary onaholes had accumulated. I had crafted five masterpieces in total. Though it's a pity that there aren't any higher-level masterpieces, I'm sure the goblin elder will be more than satisfied.
[Dungeon Clear]
[Contribution MVP (88%) – Yuuna Nakamori]
[Others – Kim Sang-hyuk]
"Phew. It's lunchtime now. Let's call it a day."
Yuuna spoke as she sheathed her sword.
"Alright."
Though it was merely a dungeon graded from D to C, plundering four locations without rest proved to be quite the workout. Yuuna, too, was pleasantly soaked in sweat.
...
"Take your share of the loot."
"It's fine. You keep it."
"If you keep calling me 'wife' and such, you'll see what happens."
"Haha…"
Yuuna was always astute when it came to settling finances.
[Ethol Academy Student ID – Kim Sang-hyuk]
[You have received 70 coins]
Four D-grade dungeons amounted to this much. In truth, I've known for some time that she has been favoring me beyond fairness. After all, she had gifted me 500 coins for clearing a C-grade dungeon just once. Was it because I appeared to be a talented Onahole collector, earning heaps of money? No, that wasn't it.
It began when she gave me 50 coins in the first dungeon. Since then, Yuuna has treated me kindly. When she later distributed the coins fairly, I realized just how much she had tried to take care of me back then.
'I really want her to be my wife.'
I gaze intently at the beautiful Yuuna.
"…Huh? What? I divided it correctly, didn't I?"
"I have no doubts."
It's endearing that he's unaware his feelings have been exposed.
"Then let's tidy up our gear, take a shower, and go grab a bite to eat."
"Sounds good. I'm starving."
I want to devour two bowls of rice soup like last time. I wasn't this ravenous before,
but perhaps it's because my new body has such a high metabolism. If I set my mind to it, I could heap up the rice like a tower and eat it all.
Upon entering the locker room, I noticed academy students like us who had finished their dungeon exploration and were organizing their equipment.
"Why not just keep everything in our inventory?"
"According to the academy's rules, you shouldn't carry items refined with Masugang."
"Honestly, not many people follow that rule, do they?"
"…"
Yuuna smiled sheepishly.
"Well, it's a reliable means of protecting my body if something were to happen."
I unbuckle the belt and place it in the locker along with the Glock.
I can always rely on the Python if needed. I'll put this in my inventory.
"Kim Sang-hyuk. Are you a fan of the student council president?"
Yuuna was astonished to see the locker filled to the brim with my countless student council president memorabilia.
"No… I don't know where to dispose of it even if I wanted to throw it away."
"Why did you collect all of this?"
"…"
Indeed.
Should I just keep it? If I manage to go through the interested student curriculum properly, no one will criticize me for owning such items.
"The student council president's figure is truly remarkable, isn't it?"
Do women find the same allure in the female physique?
Yuuna made that remark when she saw the image of the student council president in the student newspaper.
"Well, yes…"
It is extraordinary, in many ways.
Although she has a build comparable to Henna's, her movements don't seem sluggish at all.
It's evidence that her core muscles are significantly developed. Her posture when walking is entirely different. Recalling the experience of touching the student council president's body,
From the outside, it appears firm, but the soft sensation when you touch it is simply the best…
"If only my breasts were this big…"
"They are already quite ample."
"…Men's gazes don't seem to linger on me, though. Whatever."
Who said that?
You too could have an H-cup. That's considerably large breasts. The issue is that this world is akin to an erotic game.
It's unusual for a female student to have breasts larger than an I-cup.
Moreover, these are perfectly shaped, aesthetically pleasing, and elastic breasts without any sagging.
Our heroine possesses such rare, extraordinary breasts that even on a global scale, they would be exceptional. Thus, a girl with stunningly large breasts like Yuuna can't help but feel a sense of deprivation.
It was truly remarkable.
"In the end, I chose Henna…"
I flinched.
"Ah, that wasn't quite right. I'm sorry. I don't have any right or qualifications to say this."
"If we date, you can be jealous as much as you want."
"What? What do you mean?"
Is it happening now? A harem situation?
The lockers conveniently act as an appropriate wall, providing a moderately secluded atmosphere.
I firmly grasped Yuuna's hand.
"Yuuna, go out with me as well."
"You're not joking, right? What about the gazes of others?"
"Don't worry about that. We just need to be happy together."
It's time to apply the harem strategy I learned from Enn.
As my harem's sphere of influence tightens, Yuuna's eyes rapidly flicker.
"Yuuna."
"Well, um… Ah, there's a ranking chart over there. Let's go see it!"
Huh? A ranking chart?
I thought there were strangely many people in the hallway, but there was something like a large hand-written poster hanging on the bulletin board.
Could it be… the release of the grade rankings?
"We're number one!"
"It's true."
1st place in the 2nd grade squad, Yuuna Nakamori and 2 others… 4,355 coins
Our earnings from last week were openly displayed.
So, they post it every Monday, huh?
They're really serious about ranking us, from our ratings to our profits.
"I expected it, though. Oh, I want to go again."
Mmm.
The golden dungeon was amazing.
I whisper in Yuuna's ear so that no one else can hear me.
"If we included the money earned from the Onahole, everyone would've been flipped, right?"
Yuuna looked up at me, her expression suggesting that my whispering was a little ticklish yet not entirely unpleasant.
"What's displayed here is only the reported income."
"Reported income…"
I see. They only tally legitimate earnings.
"Should I report it too?"
"Isn't there a way to accept this? If you were swindled by a demon merchant, so be it, but you might be the only one who actually swindled a fortune from them."
"…Ah."
That's true.
There are traces of deposits on my student ID, so I may need to provide proof of income someday, but
there would be no law to label the profits obtained from demon merchants as ill-gotten gains.
I know because I've bought sanitary pads once before.
If you've been taken advantage of by these scoundrels, it's not easy to turn the tables and swindle them in return.
"Ah, look at this."
At that moment, Yuuna pulled me closer, as if she had found something intriguing.
2nd grade, 8th place… Deherit Ade and 2 others… 588 coins.
"Pff!"
Yuuna laughs.
Thinking about it, I remember what that individual said.
"Shut up. I don't need your support. See how much we've earned by checking the rankings later."
An unfortunate face also came to mind.
So, after all that effort to cut in line, they only earned this much?
"Why are you trying so hard when you won't even show up on the leaderboard?"
At that moment, Deherit appeared.
Such a snob.
"Yuuna. And the talentless D-class shackles. Did you abandon the girl who didn't make the cut?"
"You really have a filthy mouth."
"How about joining our squad now, Yuuna? You must be fed up with him."
"…Heh?"
Yuuna snorted in response.
"Much more helpful than you, don't you think? Our Sang-hyuk?"
Exactly.
What a great supporter I am.
"You probably know how quickly a wizard with A-class magic can sweep through a dungeon."
"Yes. Yes. Sweep up a lot."
"Are you picking a fight? Hehe."
Deherit glanced at the leaderboard, her face contorted in disbelief.
Oh, how embarrassing…
Naturally, we, in the first place, cannot be ignored, and her ranking is 8th.
The difference in earnings last week was more than tenfold.
She must be utterly humiliated with so many eyes watching…
"Ahem, ahem."
Yuuna launched an attack to exact her revenge for the suffering she had endured.
"Finding you was quite the challenge. You lot were hiding so far below."
We already knew that. Diherit's words appeared to express an inferiority complex, as if she were ranked eighth, so we didn't even feel they were worth addressing. In truth, her remarks seemed laughable.
"How did this happen… Is it some kind of trick?"
Laughter erupted from all around, causing Diherit to lose her composure even more. She was at a loss, uttering strange noises like "kkk", "hmm", and "shh". Her fists trembled with agitation.
"Thanks for cutting in line that day, huh? Sang-hyuk and I found an amazing dungeon and made a fortune."
Yuuna's eyes welled up with tears. It seemed as though she finally felt some relief.
"You… you wench!"
I quickly grabbed Diherit's outstretched arm. Yuuna looked at me in surprise, and everyone else was taken aback by my sudden intervention.
'A delightful rebellion of the D-class? No.'
Was the situation more serious than that? Let it be known as the gallant intrusion of a devoted boyfriend.
Perhaps it was due to my youthful appearance, but I struggled to control my boiling emotions. A voice tinged with hostility, which I could never have imagined, emerged from my throat.
"…What are you doing?"
"Ah, ugh…"
Deherit seemed utterly deflated.
"Let go of this…!"
Kwaaaak.
I didn't release Deherit's wrist.
"Gasp…!"
'She was a mage too.'
"Where does a D-class punk like you…!"
Puffed up.
As my fingers tightened around her wrist, Deherit let out a scream.
"Argh! You bastard…! You think I'm easy prey…!"
Whoosh!
Flames erupted from Deherit's free hand.
The surrounding air grew hot, catching me off guard. Was she really going to use fire magic here?
Although I was quite startled, strangely, I couldn't bring myself to let go.
Yuuna was watching me.
'No, I can't back down.'
Since I couldn't fire a gun immediately, only one other option came to mind.
Personality excretion.
'Should I do it?'
I wasn't certain if it would be as effective as it was against the student council president, but even a slight blow infused with personality excretion could be enough.
It could make one writhe on the ground in disgrace.
Before those flames burn my skin… First!!
"Character…"
"Kim Sang-hyuk, stop!"
At that moment, the silver-haired paramount figure within the academy reigned supreme among the students. As soon as Deherit realized that the student council president had arrived, she extinguished the flames and bowed her head. Witnessing this, I too released my grip and retreated.
A cold sweat trickled down my spine. The student council president seemed to have peered straight through me, as if she knew my intentions.
"What were you attempting to do just now, Kim Sang-hyuk?"
As expected…
"Anyone who seeks to harm or endanger others using their talents shall be deemed a villain."
Her presence felt a hundred times more intimidating than when I had been dragged into the student council office. Isabella was genuinely furious with the two male students who had nearly come to blows, revealing their talents in the process.
"Do you intend to become a villain before my very eyes, Kim Sang-hyuk?"
"Um, excuse me!"
Yuuna courageously stepped forward.
"It's because of me that Sang-hyuk did that."
"Who granted you permission to speak?"
"I'm sorry…"
She fell silent, shrinking in on herself.
Who would dare to defy her authority?
'I wasn't proper either.'
What if Deherit couldn't endure my indecent behavior and expelled the jelly?
Even if it cost me my life, I wouldn't have restored him to his original state.
That would mean death.
I was careless, thinking I'd give him a small reprimand.
I regret it…
"Kim Sang-hyuk. Do you have anything to say?"
"I apologize."
"What is your name?"
"It's Deherit Ade."
Smack!
The student council president mercilessly struck Deherit's shin, as though there was nothing worth looking at.
"Ah!"
"Wielding fire magic in the hallway? Do you want to be expelled?"
"I'm sorry!! I won't do it again!"
"Conflicts between academy students are resolved through duels. You haven't forgotten the academy's ironclad rule, have you?"
"No!"
A duel.
Yuuna mentioned that as well, right?
I didn't know such a great system existed…
"If you wish, set the day again. I will join you then, and I won't object to fighting there."
"…"
"Enough with the disbanding. Kim Sang-hyuk, follow me."
"Oh…"
Yuuna was at a loss when I was pulled away by the student council president.
She seemed to think that she was the reason I was being taken to face punishment.
"Sang-hyuk…!"
Yuuna held my hand tightly with both of hers, her eyes welling up with tears like a girlfriend sending her boyfriend off to the army.
Ah, how adorable.
"…I'm sorry… I shouldn't have provoked him…"
"It's alright. I had some separate matters to discuss with the president anyway. And, when Henna arrives, please explain things to her."
"Okay…!"
"Kim Sang-hyuk, aren't you coming quickly?"
"Yes!"
I hurriedly followed the sturdy, silver-haired student council president.