It all started when i first woke up I did not notice or even think about it but, all the sudden it hit me where the hell am I.
Who are all this people? Am I in a hospital? Why am I in a hospital?. What is going on. What is happening? where is my beautiful girlfriend, Who finally agree to sleep with me after begging her to please spread her legs for me just once, so that i can finally experience what its like to be a man.
( writer comment: I am sorry I am just having a blast writing. Making this character come out as a loser is just twisted and dark ROFL )
Since thing turn out like this, I will have to star asking question. Cause no one is going to Answer My question it is best to start talking to my self. Hopefully I will remember what happened as I start talking to myself, perhaps I might even be enlightened.
Here goes Nothing, " first question who are all this people? " Now lets think. then all the sudden I hear a women voice saying " Oh he is so beautiful!!!!!!, What should we Name her ? " What the flying pig that walk down the hallway of a nurse is going on !?. " Am I a baby a freaking baby their goes Einstein theory of relativity have just been thrown out the window. ( WRITER COMMENT: ROFL )
Also why did this women say he is so beautiful then ask what should we name her? Is this the west where people did not even know gender. If he is a she, or she is a he and all the colors of the rainbow. like skittles taste the rainbow
( writer comment: ROFL I cant this is to funny i am losing it )
As I look at the person next to this women Whom I hope does not have any mental illness to be some what normal the nurse who is next to them says " Why don't you give it a name." All the sudden i lost it ! What kind of Nurse are you to call a baby it !?. But before the couple can name the baby the Nurse that was walking down the hallway who the baby thought was a flying pig showed up saying " it's time for his rest please hand the baby over so he may rest and grow strong just like his mother and father."
" Save by the bell !!!! " The baby said to him self. As soon as the couple hand the baby over to the Nurse. she held him tight with care turn around and walks away slowly as if the baby was born to be A king or destroyer of world . Then a knight in full armor showed up out of no where taking the couple away for kidnapping a baby along with that insane nurse for helping.
writer comment: if you see any wrong spelling please let me know and i will correct it as soon as i can.