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• To All the Mad Hats

DEAREST READER, It concerns and befuddles 'me poor heart' how I have to go out on a bend and stress this. Being blocked twice during the writing of this novel for what I'd like to call UNSAVORY CONTENT hurts my base, believe it or not. Not to mention, MY MONEY!

So, kind reader, bear with me as I dedicate this auxiliary chapter to pointing out my stand and purpose for this book—

I DO NOT in any way or manner of writing CONDONE or SUPPORT underage sex, brutality, necrophilia, self-harm or its extensions! Any feature in this book is VERY BRIEF, UNHURTFUL and purely to indulge the reader's mind, descriptively. Most times, I add humor to even sweeten it on the mind.

Please READ and COMPREHEND what I intend—as it is NOT my INTENT to promote vile behaviour—and don't just be reporting stuff over what you FEEL or perceive. You must have read the synopsis before opening this novel; you know what this book is about. DON'T PRETEND like you are novice to what you were going to read. THAT'S WEIRD!

And if you are weird, that's on you, b*tch!

These are all for the love of good fantasy. Popularly among the fan base of this book, my writing is loved. Criticism is welcomed—as always. But don't be hating and abrasive over something purely fictional and scintillating. Know that I think of you always when I craft these here pages, dearest reader. I DO NOT WRITE purposely to hurt. Ergo, don't go and be a wanker by mistaking heightened romance for provoking content.

As they say,

It's Jokes! All Jokes!

All inclusions and hashtags are for fun and the beauty of narration. Books are meant to evoke passion; to take the mind on a stroll. Tell me, what then are you reading if you can't picture either the HIGHS or VILES of it in your subconscious, for then you are really on an adventure.

So—

To all the mad hats in here, if you can't tolerate my writing style, go find Alice in f*cking Wonderland!

Thank you, dearest reader.

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