"Goal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Kevin Goal!!!!!"
"GoalGoalGoal!!!"
"This is one of the greatest goals in history, this goal saved us from going into extra time, this goal left Barca's goalkeeper helpless after his judgment."
"Even if you're the world's best goalkeeper, you can't stop a free kick that curves!"
"I can already guess how many physicists will study Kevin's goal after today's match."
"And how many equipment manufacturers will try to prove whether the ball had any issues."
"But this is essentially the realm of gods; attempting to use science to prove it is blasphemy in itself."
"Just as one wouldn't get angry at a threatening ant, Kevin wouldn't fuss over them. However, if a person does not have reverence for the divine, he is inherently a terrifying person, and will one day commit unforgivable sins. Perhaps someday, someone might hold up the 'Bible' claiming the land is theirs, while others might use the 'Bible' to enslave you as laborers to build pyramids!"
