"To be honest, this season even though Real Madrid also park the bus, they still play damn pretty football, that sharpness of their counters really reminds me of when Guti pinged that through ball straight to Huang Kaiwen back then."
"Guti really ought to kneel down and kowtow to this bastard Huang Kaiwen, the peak of his career was when he stood behind Huang Kaiwen. Huang Kaiwen made us realize it's not that Guti was some crazy streaky guy, it's that other people sometimes just couldn't read his passes. Turns out Guti was a lonely passing master all along."
"Hahaha, if I went on and passed the ball, this bastard Huang Kaiwen could still receive it, so that makes me equal to Guti. Guti equals Zidane, so saying I play like Zidane is perfectly fine, right?"
"Fuck, did your math get taught by the PE teacher? Keep converting like that and you'll equal Nadal, you'll equal Bolt too."
