"Finished with the tall tales? Come on, we love to hear them."
"I ordered another bottle of wine, didn't expect those two gals to outdrink me, in the end I have no idea when they ran off, but I know I footed the bill, damn it!"
...
Atalanta takes a free kick from the front field.
Buffon easily catches the ball at the far end.
"Beautiful, Buffon throws to the left flank."
"Zambrotta, this veteran has played for several top clubs, his footwork is steady, the ball has only one path, he finds Messi in the center."
"Atalanta's defense on Messi is tight, whoa, they're even getting hands-on, Messi chooses to pass back to Van Bommel and Gattuso, who start working together, this really is Zhang Fei embroidering."
"Wow, Gattuso dribbling is unstoppable, like a wild bull, charging straight to the edge of the box, Messi rushes into the box, Chigarini can't help but bear hug him from behind, this is definitely a foul."
The referee blows the whistle.
