"Ye Fan, why is it you?" Luo Yazhi asked weakly.
Ye Fan said pitifully, "I just wanted to play a little joke, but I didn't expect you to try and beat me to death."
"Hmph! Serves you right for playing that kind of joke!" the Dark Night Demon Queen immediately retorted.
"That's right, you totally deserved it," Luo Yazhi chided.
Ye Fan truly had no one to complain to. He said miserably, "I just wanted our meeting to be a little more interesting! To give you both a surprise!"
"Hmph, you brought this on yourself," Luo Yazhi scolded.
Ye Fan limped over and sat down at the table. He announced, "I'm back."
He had imagined this line would sound incredibly impressive. In his fantasy, as he spoke those powerful words, the two women would fall into his arms in admiration. Who could have known he'd get such a beating instead? He was completely helpless.
"It's good that you're back," the Dark Night Demon Queen said flatly. Luo Yazhi was just as calm.
