[ "Mitsurugi-sama! Rain, it doesn't matter if your methods are a bit rough; hurry up and unfreeze Mitsurugi-sama's throat." Claire shouted hurriedly as she ran to heal Mitsurugi. If he didn't receive treatment soon, he might really be done for.
Seeing that even someone as strong as Mitsurugi was instantly defeated, the other knights retreated in fear.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Kazuma, who was incredibly familiar with the layout, led Chris and continued towards Iris's room: "Let's go, Boss!"
"Assistant-kun, an attack is coming from behind!"
Hearing this, Kazuma looked back and realized that Rain, having finished healing Mitsurugi, was pointing her staff in their direction and chanting magic.
Claire was also shouting anxiously: "Her Highness Iris is just ahead. Rather than letting them pass, it's better to kill them all! Rain, let loose!"
The gem at the tip of Rain's staff began to emit an eerie light. Kazuma took out the bow and arrow from his back and aimed at the tip of the staff: "SNIPE—!"
"Eek…" As the gem at the tip of the staff was shattered, Rain, startled, let out a shriek and didn't dare to move again.
Seeing this scene, Claire could only watch them escape unwillingly: "Who on earth is that guy! Why would such an expert do something like thievery?" ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Hiss— so fierce. It looks like Kazuma single-handedly challenged all the top combat powers in the Royal Capital. Chris is just a decoration there!"
"Almost forgot he still has the long-range Snipe skill. It might lack killing power against large monsters, but against humans… heh heh, those who aren't afraid of death can give it a try!"
As for why Rain didn't cast spells empty-handed after her staff broke?Please, the guy's arrow could accurately hit a tiny magic stone from a great distance, you think he'd miss her head?
The person in front of them was a ruthless man capable of filling someone's nose and mouth with water and freezing it. If she made any rash moves, who could guarantee the next arrow wouldn't be aimed at their heads!
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〜Re: Zero - Starting Life in Another World〜
Natsuki Subaru's eyes revealed a look of envy:
"So strong… they are clearly all simple skills, but the feeling they give off is so strong!!"
He didn't expect these simple magic spells could be used like this; it even gave him the feeling that 'I could do it too'! However, his remaining reason told him that if he tried, he would die…
This is the Royal Capital! This can't even be called stealing anymore; this is a damn forceful intrusion. Even the heavily guarded Royal Capital was breached by him single-handedly.
Puck floated in the air, crossed his small arms, and nodded seriously:
"That's right. Apart from the skills learned from the Lich, everything he used was novice-level skills!"
No wonder humans often say knowledge is power. To be able to clear the Royal Capital with just these means, just how fierce is he!
Emilia was silent for a moment, then asked in confusion:
"Seriously, do they still remember their objective?"
Serious Kazuma is unstoppable, but weren't you guys planning to sneak in secretly?
〜KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World〜
"We still lost…"
Claire and Rain both knelt on the ground with dejected looks, feeling a bit beaten into autism.
"I feel like I've lived the first half of my life in vain."
Claire began to cry with tears in her eyes; her worldview was on the verge of collapsing.
If the video hadn't exposed Kazuma's identity, who would have thought that the one who broke into the Royal Capital single-handedly would be a rookie adventurer not even level 20…
Something even the Demon King's Army couldn't accomplish was done by a cowardly, scum, lecherous King of Scum who could be beaten to death by a group of the lowest-level kobolds!
And this was the man she looked down upon, initially thinking he was just a lying conman…
"Now this will probably really be recorded in the history books, and we will be nailed to the pillar of shame!"
Compared to the pessimistic duo beside him, Mitsurugi was quite open-minded about it:
"Miss Claire, Miss Rain! You'll get used to it after losing a few more times."
Just like now, he had even gradually gotten used to being persecuted by Kazuma. Anyway, whenever he appeared in the same frame as Kazuma, he was bound to be the one suffering.
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[ After shaking off the pursuers, Kazuma and Chris stood in front of Iris's room door and slowly opened it… Darkness had already assumed a stance at the entrance.
"This is as far as you go, intruders! Protecting the people, protecting the country, is my…"
Seeing their acquaintances, Kazuma and Chris shut the door in perfect sync. Panic, like that of doing something bad and getting caught, made their voices tremble.
"Wh-wh-wh… What do we do? Assistant-kun."
"B-B-Boss! Stop shaking and do your job! If not for us, the Princess would be in danger!"
Hearing these suspicious explanations, Darkness slammed the door open with a boom: "Don't close the door! What exactly do you two want here…"
After seeing the guilty movements of the two people in front of her, Darkness froze in place, stopping her actions.
At this moment, Megumin also stepped forward: "Mere petty thieves… So, so cool!!"
Seeing Kazuma's outfit, Megumin's eyes immediately lit up, unable to walk away! She grabbed Darkness's shoulders with a face full of excitement and shook her back and forth.
"This chivalrous thief has such good taste! He's actually wearing such a cool mask and dressed all in black. Have you decided on the name of the thief group yet!!"
Looking at the adoring Megumin, Kazuma silently reached out his hand and used binding magic: "Bind!"
"So cool!" The bound Megumin looked at the ropes on her body and didn't forget to praise him. Darkness, who was tripped along with her, just had a face full of euphoria: "So great!" ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Sure enough, at critical moments, we have to look at you two. In the matter of being disappointing, you never disappoint…"
The crowd outside the video also sighed with mental exhaustion. One was blinded by coolness, the other was blinded by pleasure! Even if they realized the other party's identity, at least struggle a couple of times for show.
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〜Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline〜
"I didn't expect the final line of defense to be these two heavyweights. As expected of Kazuma's teammates, they gave up on the spot!"
Rin Tohsaka looked speechless at the two, one willing to beat and one willing to suffer.
How desperate must they be to have them as the final line of defense! Megumin's Explosion magic isn't suitable for the Royal Capital, and the masochist knight can't hit anyone…
It was excusable for Darkness not to resist because she instantly discovered their identities; after all, she knew both of them very well.
But as for Megumin, she simply thought the other party was cool… She did not doubt that if Kazuma asked, she would even join the opposing thief group on the spot.
Shirou Emiya turned his head away, unable to watch:
"I finally know why the current Kazuma is terrifyingly strong. It's because he doesn't have that group of weird teammates right now!"
One or two of them, none weren't worry-free! Now that he had swapped teammates, Kazuma simply let himself go.
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[ "Sacred Break Spell!" Aqua's drunken voice rang out in the room, and the binding magic instantly failed.
Aqua was seen holding a wine bottle, swaying as she climbed up from the sofa: "It's your bad luck that I'm here. As long as I catch you, I'll definitely get higher-quality bubbly."
"Alright, be good and get caught!" After nuzzling her face against the wine bottle, Aqua pointed her hand at Kazuma.
This guy… Kazuma gritted his teeth in hatred, wishing he could punch her right in the face.
This useless thing is completely unhelpful, usually, but she chooses this exact moment to show off. It really pisses people off!
Completely failing to grasp the situation, Aqua was still urging from the side: "Darkness, now is the time! For some reason, Megumin has turned into a weakling, so we can only rely on you now!"
"Oh…" Darkness raised her sword with a face that looked like she was about to cry, not knowing what to do. Megumin was still staring at Kazuma's mask with shining eyes.
Kazuma also started to get anxious: "Boss, we have to find a way to get past and use Steal!"
"You plan to steal the Divine Treasure, right? But your Steal…" Chris, who had been repeatedly persecuted by Steal, became a bit worried.
Kazuma also understood Chris's concern. For some reason, whenever he used Steal on women, he would always steal their panties! ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"She became reliable when she shouldn't have! Only at times like this does the usually useless goddess make her appearance."
"Holy crap… why are you being so reliable at a time like this! Are you only satisfied if you drag Kazuma down!"
The crowd outside the video looked at the drunken Aqua with faces full of black lines. Only now did they truly realize what an 'internal enemy' meant. This useless goddess was simply the master of screwing over her own team!
Catching teammates just to exchange for a higher-quality bubbly… You really are something!
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〜Grand Blue Dreaming World〜
"Now I know why Kazuma always wants to punch Aqua in the face!"
Even Iori had the urge to hit someone just now.
Only in the matter of hindering Kazuma does she never disappoint. Only now did they realize how much of a pitfall Aqua was in certain aspects!
Darkness, the member who joined the team last, could recognize Kazuma's identity, yet you, a goddess who spends day and night with Kazuma, moving bricks, mixing cement, and sleeping in the stables together, actually didn't recognize him…
Azusa-senpai licked the corner of her mouth with some envy:
"Is that bubbly really that delicious?"
That's wine personally endorsed by a goddess. Seeing her sleep holding the bottle every day, the taste must be pretty good, right?
Kohei, on the other hand, seemed very excited:
"You two stop worrying about Aqua, Kazuma's Steal is the main point, trash!"
"That's right… almost forgot!"
Hearing this, Iori instantly came to a realization. Kohei, as expected of his best friend, just understood him.
"This move is a god-tier skill that has a 100% success rate for panties when used on women! To actually want to use it on Iris, isn't that being too much of a scumbag!"
Although they called the other party a scumbag, Iori and Kohei still stared wide-eyed at the screen, afraid of missing any details.
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