〜Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline〜
"I didn't expect that even your Knights of the Round Table would turn into comedians at the Carnival…"
Cu Chulainn's voice sounded somewhat pleasantly surprised as he watched this comical scene.
That's right, pleasantly surprised! Only now did he realize that he wasn't the only unlucky one. His favorability towards Gawain instantly skyrocketed. They were brothers in hardship!
"Now I feel much better…"
Thinking of this, Cu Chulainn, who had been constantly persecuted, suddenly felt much more psychologically balanced.
"He is not a comedian! Sire Gawain… is very strong!"
Artoria explained with a stammer, her face flushing red, trying to salvage some dignity for her knight.
However, her voice grew smaller and smaller until it was almost inaudible:
"Is it possible… that he wasn't full?"
As she spoke this reason that even she didn't quite believe, Artoria wished she could find a crack in the ground to crawl into. She cried out bitterly in her heart… What are you doing, Sire Gawain!
Where is your sun? Where is your sunless charm? Where did the bravery and superhuman martial arts from the Sixth Singularity go? You're so weak now that I almost don't recognize you!
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[ The invincible Sir Gawain has fallen after all…
There is no time to mourn for him, for we have already arrived at the next event, which can also be said to be the most-watched competition!
That is the Women's Swimming Competition—a rare scene of Heroic Spirits wearing swimsuits!
Summer Swimsuit Queen Medb, the Goddess Ishtar who wears a jacket over her swimsuit, the sexy big sister Carmilla, Meltryllis wearing a penguin hoodie, and Tamamo-no-Mae holding an umbrella.
Behind them, there is also Oda Nobunaga gliding while riding on Okita Souji, playing happily! ]
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〜A Certain Magical Index World, Academy City〜
"This… are you sure this is a swimming competition?!"
Misaka Mikoto's mouth twitched slightly, looking at the screen with black lines all over her face.
In her opinion, this wasn't a swimming competition site at all; it was clearly a fashion show, just with the runway swapped for a pool!
"SO WHAT IF YOU HAVE A GOOD FIGURE—!"
Misaka Mikoto looked down at her own 'tragic' chest, then looked at the screen with extreme resentment.
Holding umbrellas, wearing jackets, and even playing around! Without exception, they were all striking their own poses!
Every single one of them was standing on the diving platform preparing, but dammit, THIS IS A SWIMMING COMPETITION SITE!!
〜Detective Conan World〜
"Did I… learn fake history?!"
Conan looked at the screen with a dull expression; it could be said that his worldview was completely destroyed.
It was one thing for Okita Souji and Oda Nobunaga to turn into women; one was a cold-blooded swordsman of the Bakumatsu, and the other was a daimyo who dominated the Warring States period.
But no matter how you looked at it, these two seemed to have absolutely nothing to do with each other. How did they get together to play… and their relationship seemed to be very good!
Unable to figure it out, Conan flipped through history books overnight to check. Between the crooked lines, only a few big words were written… No correlation.
Conan finally breathed a sigh of relief:
"So it wasn't me who was wrong, it was the world!"
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[ Watching this scene before him, the Grand Archer, whom his wife had just dismembered, instantly revived to full health.
"Big sister~~" Orion, in the form of a small bear, instantly revealed a look of bliss and pounced towards the pool.
However, in the next second, a familiar scene played out again…
Puchi, PUCHI PUCHI—!
Under Mash's terrified gaze and Gudako's cold stare, countless arrows once again pinned this lecherous little bear to the wall, turning him into a hedgehog once more.
Below, the Moon Goddess Artemis nocked her bow, revealing a very kind smile: "Darling, really! When will you cure your bad habit of mixing in with the girls playing in the water?" ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
Is this the current state of the Grand Archer?
Looking at Orion, who had been turned into a hedgehog again, everyone broke into a sweat… He was just dismembered by his wife, when will he learn his lesson!
He really never changes, repeatedly jumping back and forth on the edge of death every day!
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〜Type-Moon World, ██████ Worldline, Chaldea〜
"I want to know, why is the 'me' in that world so calm?!"
Fujimaru was confused at this moment. Was that really him from a parallel world? The personality difference was too big!
Mr. Orion's body had been stung into a twist and stuck right next to him, yet he didn't even blink!
Could you please show some respect? Even showing a little panic would be fine. Don't look like you're used to it; it makes you look a bit cocky!
Dr. Roman calmly brewed coffee on the side:
"Grand Archer has become Grand Target…"
Isn't this much better than being a Grand Archer? At least the Grand Target isn't slacking off; he is truly fulfilling his duty, having perfectly caught arrows twice!
But having said that, they seem to have descended in the same Spirit Origin. If Artemis hits Orion, does that count as suicide?!
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[ Orion, turned into a hedgehog, was once again forgotten by everyone. Because at this moment… amidst thunderous applause, the Umu Menace, Emperor Nero, made her entrance in a swimsuit!
Even the whistle was drowned out by this thunderous cheering.
"Umu, it is finally time for my appearance!" Emperor Nero, wearing a swimsuit, put her hands on her hips and generously displayed her beauty: "Come, look at me to your heart's content until you are mesmerized!"
Unlike that flat King of Knights, she understands the 'hearts of the people' quite well…
Kacha kacha—
As soon as her voice fell, the scene instantly turned into Emperor Nero's press conference. Flashlights flickered constantly, frantically capturing the moment.
Big sister Dragon Maiden Carmilla wore sunglasses on her head, looking to the side with one hand on her hip: "Hey, little girl! Why are you the only one getting special treatment?"
In terms of the figure, Carmilla believed she wouldn't lose, but why were there so many people taking pictures around that little girl? It gave her a feeling of defeat.
Emperor Nero very proudly struck another pose: "Because I am the incarnation of the Goddess of Beauty, Venus!"
Hearing this, Ishtar couldn't tolerate it. This was simply a provocation to herself: "Oh my~ to dare say such things in front of me!"
The two stared at each other with extreme displeasure. No matter how they looked, they found the other an eyesore! ]
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『 Viewers of Countless World 』
"I have to say, Emperor Nero is indeed full of confidence. Just look at that surging momentum!"
"Um… if I remember correctly, this is a swimming competition site… why are they competing in beauty here?"
Looking at the large-scale beauty pageant scene before them, everyone outside the video suspected they had tuned into the wrong channel. Where did the agreed-upon swimming competition go?
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〜Type-Moon World, ██████ Worldline〜
In the 7th Singularity, Absolute Demonic Front: Babylonia—
"THAT ROMAN LITTLE GIRL—! How dare she be so arrogant!"
The Venusian Goddess Ishtar gritted her teeth as she watched the screen. This was absolutely a provocation to her identity as a goddess.
In terms of mystery, this goddess is countless years older than Venus. The Venus you speak of was painted based on the appearance of this goddess!
"But… presumably she hasn't noticed her own weakness, right?"
Ishtar suddenly laughed sinisterly.
So a little girl is just a little girl. She didn't even notice she brought two big 'burdens' with her. It seems I am destined to win this competition!
With this goddess's golden ratio figure, watch me crush you!
〜Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline〜
"The Venusian Goddess Ishtar is one of the prototypes of Venus! And now she looks like me…"
Tohsaka Rin put her hands on her hips, looking very proud. It seemed that Ishtar descending in her form wasn't entirely a bad thing.
"In other words, my appearance is the incarnation of the Beauty Goddess Venus! I've already won this beauty pageant! O-ho-ho-ho!"
Listening to this strange equation being established, Emiya Shirou awkwardly looked away:
"Um… Tohsaka… is it possible that this is a swimming competition, not a beauty pageant?"
"Huh?!"
Rin froze for a moment, as if she had been shot by an arrow. If it's not a beauty pageant, what are they doing?
Aside, Artoria stared at Nero's chest and said with a somewhat resentful voice:
"Also, do you think… You really won?"
Having been stabbed with another verbal knife, Rin subconsciously looked at her own chest, then looked at Nero's 'burdens'…
She instantly wilted. She had lost… lost completely and utterly!
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[ Watching Ishtar and Nero bickering like children, Queen Medb revealed a look of disdain, as if it was beneath her to associate with them: "Tsk tsk tsk, that's why I say these girls lack elegance."
Meltryllis ⟦who fused with Venus's divinity⟧ also chimed in: "Exactly, they don't have even a fragment of the meaning of beauty."
Subsequently, the entire swimming competition site began to argue. However, just at this moment…
Beep—
"Appear, the miracle from Egypt." A figure with zero presence quietly surfaced at the finish line. It was none other than the Egyptian Pharaoh, Miss Nitocris!
"Ahhh! Did it start already? As the Emperor, I actually lost?!" Emperor Nero revealed a look of utter disbelief.
In the next second, she turned into a golden light and returned to the Throne of Heroes. She died of anger… ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"I really can't believe it. In a small swimming competition, there are actually three Venuses… It's a good thing the actual Venus isn't here, otherwise it would be awkward."
Emperor Nero, who calls herself the incarnation of Venus, Ishtar, who is the prototype of Venus, and Meltryllis, who fused with Venus's divinity… They've poked a hornet's nest of Venuses!
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〜Type-Moon World, ██████ Worldline〜
In the 6th Singularity, Divine Realm of the Round Table: Camelot—
In the Great Temple of Radiance, Ozymandias looked at the mysterious creature emerging from the finish line of the pool, his expression becoming very complicated:
"Nitocris… why are you wearing a… bedsheet?! To participate in a swimming competition?"
If it weren't for that phrase 'the miracle from Egypt' and those quite conspicuous rabbit ears, he almost wouldn't have dared to recognize her!
Who would wear a bedsheet on their body for no reason? The key is that she's participating in a swimming competition…
Nitocris was so embarrassed she wished she could find a crack in the ground to crawl into, her voice carrying a sobbing tone:
"If I said I didn't know, would you believe me?"
Before, she was laughing at Sir Gawain, but now that the boomerang had hit her, she finally knew the pain. If she had known earlier, she wouldn't have laughed so loudly!
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