[ As the saying goes, men always share a tacit understanding. Hearing the topic of peeping, several people gathered around, and even Ainz was no exception.
"I am very curious about whether Kazuma can successfully pull off this peeping attempt."
Ainz leaned in, wearing only a pair of shorts. Without the coverage of his large, heavy robes, his entire figure was unexpectedly thin and small.
Even the terrifying, oppressive aura he originally had vanished without a trace. The current Ainz gave off a feeling of… intense contrast.
Kazuma hadn't expected that just wanting to peep would attract so many onlookers. He felt helpless: "Even you came, Ainz…"
Ainz continued: "Regarding Kazuma, who is said to have the strongest luck in the academy, I really want to witness his true strength!"
"Since you've put it that way…" Kazuma, gradually losing himself in the praise, waved his hand with feigned affectation.
"Although I wasn't willing, if it's to demonstrate my abilities, I suppose I could accept the challenge…" ]
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『 Viewers of Countless World 』
"Oh, come on, not even a ghost would believe that excuse. If you want to go, just say so. Who doesn't know what you're like!"
"Pfft… Hahaha, so this is what Ainz looks like without his outer shell(Robe)!"
The moment the viewers outside the video saw Ainz, they were instantly stunned and then laughed in unison. He was just too tiny!
It was like the feeling of contrast when seeing Lord Frieza's final form… It felt unexpectedly ordinary, but truth be told, it was quite literally "bare-boned."
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〜Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline〜
"I didn't expect that beneath that appearance full of majesty, he would actually look like this."
Tohsaka Rin couldn't help but chuckle upon seeing this.
The contrast after losing the clothes was simply too great. The key point was that Ainz was even wearing running shoes that clashed completely with his usual temperament…
"By the way, is there any need for Ainz to have a physical exam?"
Even Archer shook his head helplessly from the side:
"Just being a skeleton frame like that, there's no way to examine him!"
Heartbeat? Sorry, he doesn't even have a heart… Blood draw? Sorry, none of that either! He doesn't even have flesh, so what the hell are they testing?
"Even if there was a way to do a physical exam,"
Illya pointed at Ainz on the screen and asked somewhat blankly,
"Does anyone here know how to determine if an Undead is healthy or not?"
Everyone looked at each other in dismay: "…"
That seems right. The Undead are existences that have already died, more like spirits themselves. Their lives are already gone, so who the hell knows if they are healthy or not!
〜KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World〜
"Speaking of which, with Ainz's skeletal body, is there any need to wear those shorts and shoes?"
Kazuma stroked his chin, his eyes staring curiously at Ainz's body.
He had seen plenty of undead skeletons, but ones wearing shoes were rare. And those shorts seemed a bit superfluous; it's not like he had the Holy Sword Excalibur down there.
Megumin's expression became somewhat serious:
"…Kazuma, sometimes I really think you are quite the pervert~. I originally thought you were just a guy with lustful thoughts but no guts, but I didn't expect you wouldn't even spare a male. You actually want Ainz to be naked!"
Kazuma was speechless:
"I was just curious, how does that make me a pervert?"
Although it was indeed a bit bare-boned for a skeletal body, it wouldn't matter if Ainz was naked, right?Could there really be someone interested in a skeleton's pelvis?
"I see. So you want to peep out of curiosity as well…"
Darkness, whose mind had wandered off to who-knows-where, had a face full of excitement.
Kazuma said with a calm face:
"No, I am only doing this to demonstrate my abilities to Ainz, to try and challenge myself."
This time, he had a legitimate reason!
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[ The scene shifts to the girls' physical examination…
School Nurse Wiz was encountering a difficult problem while measuring Tanya's height: her ahoge was simply too much of a hindrance. It wouldn't stay down no matter what.
After several attempts, Wiz gave up: "Student Tanya, we can't measure your height like this!"
Even Filo couldn't get an accurate height measurement for the same reason—her ahoge. ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"So Wiz is there too. But… the flexibility and strength of that ahoge seem a bit unscientific!"
Watching Tanya and Filo's stubborn ahoge, everyone was dumbfounded. So, ahoge could be used like that… forcibly increasing height by about five centimeters.
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〜A Certain Magical Index World〜
"Wait a minute… it seems a strange person has mixed into the girls' physical exam."
Shirai Kuroko narrowed her eyes slightly, her sharp gaze like an eagle spotting prey.
Then, pointing a finger at a certain little girl on the screen, she issued a complaint from the depths of her soul:
"Why is Tanya in the girls' group! His soul is a middle-aged man!"
Misaka Mikoto froze upon hearing this, looking slightly bewildered:
"But letting Tanya go to the boys' group doesn't seem appropriate either!"
Although he was a man before reincarnating, he currently has a girl's body. Going to the boys' side wouldn't make sense!
"Ah… this…"
Kuroko's brain was about to smoke. She was completely at a loss. How should they define Tanya's current gender?
Physically, Tanya is a girl, but mentally, he is a man… This bowl of water couldn't be carried level; throwing him to either side seemed inappropriate!
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[ And in the subsequent vision test, Megumin directly displayed a god-tier operation. No matter which letter Rem pointed to, her answer was…
"I CAN'T SEE CLEARLY—!"
Megumin, with an eyepatch over one eye and the other blocked by the occluder spoon, spoke with a tone of pride.
Even Rem couldn't help but retort: "That's entirely because of the eyepatch you're wearing."
"Is it really okay to say that?" Megumin placed a hand over her eyepatch, revealing a somewhat terrifying smile. "If I undo this seal, this infirmary will be reduced to hell, you know!"
Tanya couldn't stand it anymore: "That's enough of your chuunibyou act. It's too embarrassing. You're old enough now, don't you know shame?" ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Oh, come on, that's just an ordinary eyepatch. It's not like Kazuma hasn't pulled it off before."
Seeing Megumin acting up again, everyone's faces were instantly covered in black lines. At times like this, probably only Kazuma could cure her chuunibyou.
After all, as an advocate of gender equality, Kazuma wouldn't spoil her. He would rip that eyepatch off without hesitation!
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〜Type-Moon World, G̶̘̏̕͜ṟ̶͠a̵̹͂̆n̵̻̤̎d̶̞͐ ̷̫͇͑C̸̛̪̬ȃ̴̯r̵̓̓͜n̸̜̋͗î̷̭v̸̱͆ȃ̷̫̚l̵͚̋ Worldline, Chaldea〜
"…"
Watching Megumin's baffling actions, the great hero Arash's mouth twitched slightly. Are people from other worlds this abstract?
One eye covered by an eyepatch, the other blocked by the occluder. It would be weird if she could see!
If he did the same thing, even with his Clairvoyance, he'd probably have to give the same answer during a physical exam. How is this different from closing your eyes?!
What the hell kind of vision can you test like that?!
Lancelot couldn't help but marvel at the size of Megumin's imagination:
"Such a genius idea. Indeed, every title has its meaning."
What a 'girl with a sick brain.' The evaluation from the people of that other world was truly pertinent. There was no better title; it fit reality perfectly!
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[ Facing Tanya's lecture, Megumin appeared unconcerned, firmly believing her outfit was very cool: "…I have a student with the same aesthetic sense. There is at least one such person in this class!"
Tanya asked casually: "And who is this peculiar fellow?"
"That would be Student Ainz," Megumin answered without thinking.
Ainz?! How is that possible?
Ainz's image instantly floated into everyone's minds. Their first thought was disbelief; that skeleton frame didn't look like a chuunibyou patient, no matter how you looked at it.
Then the scene returned to before the physical exam, where Megumin met Pandora's Actor in the hallway.
To Pandora, Megumin's eyepatch look was simply explosively cool: "That cool eyepatch, it shouldn't be just a simple eyepatch, right?"
"Hmph, you even noticed that?" Megumin placed her hand on the eyepatch and scoffed coolly. "Actually, this eyepatch is to seal away another power of mine that would go berserk."
"Oh, oh, oh! As expected!" Pandora praised without holding back: "Gott würfelt nicht! (God does not play dice)."
Megumin's eyes instantly lit up. She grabbed Pandora excitedly and pressed: "What is that super cool line?!"
"That is the language of my creator, Ainz Ooal Gown, who is now a student here. That Lord's taste is the same as mine."
Megumin nodded in understanding: "Ainz Ooal Gown. Just hearing the name tells me he isn't an ordinary person. It seems he will become my rival."
Standing to the side, Lieutenant Grantz silently retorted: "No, you can tell just by looking at his appearance…"
After hearing Megumin recount the sequence of events, Tanya couldn't help but fall into deep thought: "It seems I need to change my opinion of Ainz." ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"So the culprit who caused Megumin's chuunibyou flare-up really was you, Ainz!"
Looking at this large-scale chuunibyou exchange scene, the expressions on everyone's faces froze. They didn't expect Pandora's chuuni nature to actually be taught by Ainz.
Beneath that skeletal exterior, such a chuuni heart was actually hidden.
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〜OVERLORD World〜
Inside the Great Tomb of Nazarick, Ainz's expression remained unchanged, appearing completely calm. In reality, however, he was cursing incessantly in his heart… Pandora's Actor, you screwed your dad over!
If it were in the past, he might have also thought it was cool and immersed himself in his own world like Megumin. But now…
Ainz considered himself to have graduated from chuunibyou, so he still felt shame regarding it. This situation was simply a public execution.
"Pandora's Actor, the masterpiece that gathers all chuunibyou in one body, the dark history I created myself."
Thinking of this, Ainz held his face with a pained expression.
He wasn't Kazuma. He was just a weak and helpless skeleton frame; his skin wasn't that thick!
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