When Naruto was still in elementary school, his teacher once talked about pi. A naive, wild child, messy as a mud monkey, couldn't understand the concept of infinity. He just felt it was very impressive.
That night, at the risk of getting beaten, he secretly read comics. He saw Goku wishing upon Shenron and suddenly thought, Why don't I ask the magical Shenron what pi equals?
Afterward, his thoughts flowed like a continuous river, like the Yellow River overflowing, uncontrollable. Even when he was beaten, he dreamed of collecting Dragon Balls.
Later, as he grew older, he understood the concept of infinity and realized it was unrealistic. Hmm, it wasn't that collecting Dragon Balls was unrealistic; it was reciting pi that was unrealistic, because he was in his chunibyo phase.
Even later, with the crushing blow of his childhood dreams shattering, every time he saw things like the Holy Grail, Dragon Balls, or the Box of Ultimate Bliss in anime, which would make the world change color when they appeared, as if the whole world knew they had come out, he would complain a little. You guys are all so amazing, can you recite pi to the end?
And is reciting pi difficult? No, it's not. Just find a good computer. As long as it has enough operating space, it can calculate it until the end of time. You powerful beings can't be even worse than a computer, right?
Listening to that string of numbers, Naruto felt the thrill of a childhood dream coming true. He asked with delight, "Old man, how is it?"
Let's see who can make the next wish before it finishes speaking.
Naruto also knew it wouldn't speak forever. After all, the Box of Ultimate Bliss also needed chakra to operate. But how much chakra could counting consume? And the amount of chakra Naruto input...
"Brat! Go to hell!" The Nine-Tails' left paw held a cola, and its right paw clenched into a fist, striking his belly like Mount Tai pressing down. So fast and powerful, Naruto could only roll to dodge.
You wasted half of this old man's chakra just so you could listen to it count?
"Thump."
After a huge, echoing thud, Naruto was bounced into the air by a wave of flesh. Seeing the black spot near the fox's mouth, he quickly entered his Nine-Tails Chakra Mode. His golden chakra hand grabbed the edge of the bathtub.
"Die, Tailed Beast Bomb!" The Nine-Tails opened its blood-soaked maw, still containing cola, and quickly condensed a small Tailed Beast Bomb, spitting it out in an instant.
Naruto clung to the fox spirit's bathtub, poking his head out and watching the sphere fly past, shouting, "Big Fox, are you crazy?!"
"Boom."
The Tailed Beast Bomb struck the sealed gate. The gate remained motionless, but the wheat fields behind it were blown down.
Outside, Jiraiya covered his ears and shouted, "What did you say?"
Naruto shouted back, "What did you say?"
"What did you say?"
"Huh?!"
Jiraiya walked over, continuing to shout, "Let me see the seal!"
Naruto had channeled a bit too much chakra this time. He was afraid the seal would have problems.
"Good!"
The two communicated primarily by shouting. The sound, capable of echoing for several kilometers, was too loud. If they spoke softly, no one could hear them.
Jiraiya raised Naruto's hand, lifted his clothes, and inspected the emerging seal. Indeed, the cracks had widened again. It seemed the Nine-Tails truly didn't have good intentions.
Fortunately, this child had learned the Adamantine Chains. Otherwise, if he kept playing like this, the Nine-Tails would lose control sooner or later.
Naruto held up his hands, laughing at the Box of Ultimate Bliss. Praise the Sage of Six Paths, thank you for giving me the opportunity to fulfill my dream. You are truly a good person.
An hour later.
Six Paths, you're an idiot. Who taught you to make the box so loud?
Naruto slumped to the ground, his eyes vacant, his mind blank, as if he had been drugged and then thrown into a party of a hundred single rich women.
Beside him was Jiraiya, with the same expression.
Not just humans couldn't stand it, animals couldn't either. Little Lingtong, Gamariki, and Gamariki's son (Gamabunta's son) were all lying on their backs, paws covering their ears. Wind Release was even worse. The white light had just blinded its dog eyes, and now the sound was making it dizzy. It felt like it was a little deaf and blind, wobbling and spinning.
The Box of Ultimate Bliss didn't count fast, but it was too loud, much louder than the sound system of a plaza dance auntie. It even surpassed the rows of speakers at the concert Naruto attended in his previous life.
At first, because of the novelty and excitement, he didn't care. But in less than an hour, he was going crazy. Whether it was in his ears or his mind, it was all numbers. The mental attack effect was comparable to Tsukuyomi.
Naruto even felt that being caught in Tsukuyomi was better, at least he wouldn't feel pain in Tsukuyomi.
Although he had to listen to his own wish until the end, even with tears, this thing wouldn't stop.
With no other choice, Naruto could only grab a sealing scroll and stick it onto the Box of Ultimate Bliss, attempting to seal it.
Mimicking Tenten's actions, shoulder-pushing and foot-kicking for ten minutes, Naruto wished he could just pierce his own eardrums.
He walked to Jiraiya's side, patted his shoulder, and said, "Old man, I'm counting on you."
Jiraiya turned his head blankly: "Huh?"
Seeing that he was still greatly affected, Naruto activated teleportation, bringing his whole "family" including his clones to a deserted island, and shouted, "Old man, seal it!"
He was used to shouting.
Jiraiya took out his earplugs and said, "Why should I help you?"
"You!!" Naruto pointed at him in shock, unable to speak. You have such a good thing, and you didn't tell me?
But now, dealing with the Box of Ultimate Bliss was urgent. This small matter could wait until later. Naruto handed him the scroll and said, "Kakashi-sensei said the Box of Ultimate Bliss is a dangerous item and should be handed over to you to manage."
Jiraiya rolled a Kakashi-esque sharingan eye. You're full of nonsense. Kakashi definitely didn't mean that.
However, he also understood the dangers of the Box of Ultimate Bliss. As soon as he took the scroll, Naruto teleported back without a word.
He stuck the scroll onto the box. Jiraiya shouted, "Learn from this! Don't just know how to train taijutsu all day long."
Seeing Naruto nod vigorously, Jiraiya felt very relieved. He channeled chakra: "Seal!"
Then.
"Seal!"
"No." Jiraiya checked the scroll, then asked, "You went inside. Tell me about the situation inside."
After Naruto briefly described it, Jiraiya muttered softly, "A separate dimension with sealing properties, huh?"
The difficulty of a sealing space was not low, and it also had sealing properties. This... "How did that little girl do it?"
Naruto went up again and demonstrated the shoulder-pushing and foot-kicking sealing method to him.
Jiraiya: "..."
This isn't how a seal is supposed to be done!
Putting on earplugs and earmuffs, Jiraiya sat in front of the box and shouted, "You wait. I'll study this."
This study session lasted for another half an hour. During various experiments, Naruto, listening to pi, grew dizzy and drowsy.
Wait... sleeping?
A sudden flash of inspiration in his mind made Naruto's eyes light up. Since ninjutsu seals aren't reliable, why not try a physical one?
Thinking of it, he immediately went to buy a long measuring tape, measured the box's length, width, and height. Then he took out his dragon bed, discarded the bed frame, and kept the quilt.
He then took out needles and thread, summoned clones, and began sewing on the spot.
After sewing four sides, Naruto slipped the quilt layers over the box to measure its size. Then, enduring the noise, he lay on the Box of Ultimate Bliss and sewed the fifth side. The Box of Ultimate Bliss was nearly square, with six sides. The bottom side, which would drag on the ground, couldn't be covered, so Naruto made a skirt for it.
With many clones, it took less than half an hour. After the entire thing was wrapped in quilts, the sound significantly decreased. Naruto sat on top, patting the box, which had turned red and festive like a wedding stage, and asked with a smile, "Old man, how is it?"
Now he had both the stage and the sound system for dancing in Kaguya's grave. He just didn't know if the guests at the wedding would accept listening to pi.
Jiraiya was dumbfounded. There's actually a seal made of quilts?
Naruto ignored Jiraiya, took out more quilts and needles and thread. No, the sound is still a bit loud. Add two more layers.
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