(In Konoha One Day Later)
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"Lord Hokage the reinforcements you sent out at Kakashi's request have returned." A member of the ANBU wearing a lion mask said as he stood before the seated Minato Namikaze.
"What already?" Minato asked with a frown on his face. "Is Team 7 with them?"
The ANBU shifted slightly at that."Mito Namikaze, Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno have returned."
"What of Kakashi? Is he still out in Wave?" Minato asked with a frown.
"The location of Kakashi Hatake is unknown, though from statements from his team it is suspected he is dead."
"Dead?" Minato said a blank expression on his face as he heard of the potential fate of his former student. "Do we know who did it?"
"The genin do not know much, by from what we have been able to gather a skirmish occurred between the Missing-nin Zabuza Momochi, Team Seven and some Hunter-nin."
Minato brought his hand to his head at that, before he began to massage his temples. "I am going to need to know the full story behind what has happened."
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(In Wave with Naruto)
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"Clementine, Victor, do you two see anything?" Naruto muttered to his two teammates as he perched alongside them on one of the upper branches of a tree.
"Nothing, those Konoha ANBU are probably long gone by now." Victor muttered in reply as he looked over to Naruto.
"I still don't get why the fuck we are hiding. This is neutral territory let's just go do your idea then get out of here." Clementine muttered irritably from Naruto other side. "And if any of those tree huggers get in our way, we kill them nice and quietly."
"It's likely the ANBU have one of those Hirashin markers the Fourth Hokage uses. Last thing we need is a pissed off Hokage coming after us." Naruto replied his own voice harsh after having had this conversation with Clementine before.
"Whatever." Clementine muttered before she started to look around the quiet forested area of Wave they were currently in. "Anyway like Victor said the ANBU are gone now. They probably just picked up those brats, searched around a bit and then left."
"Good." Naruto muttered in reply. "Then let's go. This should be quick, just an in and out job."
"So like your sex life then?" Clementine mocked, grinning widely as she saw him glare at her.
"Fuck you." Naruto muttered in reply.
"Not if it is just an in and out job?" Was Clementine's quick witted response to Naruto's less than eloquent retort.
"Why again are we friends with her?" Naruto asked Victor as said girl snickered to herself.
"Because I bring some excitement to your otherwise boring lives." Clementine replied mockingly.
"Come on let's go, I have a bad enough headache already. I don't want to make it worse dealing with your shit." Naruto replied as he leapt from his hiding place.
What he had just said was true; he did have a bad headache. But that was mostly the fault of You. After Naruto had consumed both Kakashi's soul and life force, You had decided to get some more practice. He had since spent the last two hours trying to pry as much from Kakashi's soul as he could.
The first thing he tried to get was the Sharingan eye, but had found that he couldn't transfer it over to Naruto. Next he went for Kakashi's memories. The man was known for having copied a thousand jutsu with his Sharingan eye and You was more than eager to check those out.
His success with this had been somewhat better. Due to how well organized Kakashi's mind was, You had been able to take a lot of Kakashi's memories from his captured soul. These memories included some of his training and battles. Now due to the nature of Naruto's chakra he could not use elemental jutsu anymore, after all his chakra embodied death.
This meant that it was very potent and very volatile; as such it could not be manipulated into the different elements, at least not without massive control and will power. This in battle was not something you could do with ease or on the fly, at least not without a lot of training and even more experience.
But it was very malleable and also very versatile, thus You had set about adapting and changing Kakashi's techniques, making new versions of them that Naruto could use. Which although useful for Naruto was also very annoying, as You's constant muttering echoed around his head causing him a massive headache.
'You would you please shut the fuck up!' Naruto thought harshly to himself.
"I could, but then again I could also stop making up new techniques for you to use. A shame too, as I just found the memories where Kakashi created the Chidori. Such a shame, imagine how fun a death powered Chidori would have been… ah well…" You trailed off. Naruto was more than aware that his other half was smirking to himself as he was saying this.
'Don't be shitty.' Naruto replied to You.
"You're the one being shitty not me. Here I am going through that perverted scarecrows creepy memories and why? Because I want us to get stronger, yet how do you react? You tell me to shut up." You replied with false sadness.
'You can be a real dick sometimes.' Naruto muttered.
"You do realise that technically I am you, so by calling me a dick you are in fact calling yourself a dick?" You questioned mockingly.
Naruto didn't answer him though because at that point they had reached their destination.
In front of them was a large mansion, surrounded on all sides by high walls, with mean looking thugs patrolling them.
"Hmm, looks cozy." Naruto muttered as he looked up at the large mansion. "Clementine, I want you and Victor to get rid of all the thugs. Do what you want with them I don't care."
"Are you going to go after Gatou then?" Clementine questioned as she unsheathed the Kubikiribocho from behind her back. A large grin spreading across her face, even as her pink eyes sparkled with mischief.
"Of course." Naruto muttered as he unsealed his axe, giving it a few practice swings as he did so. "Liberating Wave from his evil ways is going to be my good deed for the day."
"And stealing his vast wealth? What is that going to be?" Clementine asked sarcastically.
"That is going to be Gatou giving a charitable donation to Kiri. With maybe a bonus thrown in for us." Naruto replied with a grin.
"Make sure it is a nice bonus. I feel like treating myself." Clementine added.
"When do you not?" Victor asked as he kept his eyes fixed on the building in front of him. "Alright Pain, you go find Gatou do that soul eating thing of yours, get all his wealth and then we can get out of here. Lady Terumi probably expected us back a day ago"
"That is the plan." Naruto replied as he channeled chakra to his legs before he leapt from where he was stood. Easily clearing the high wall as he soared over it, only to land noiselessly on the roof of Gatou's mansion.
"How about a competition patchwork? Who can kill the most goons?" Clementine asked as she looked over at Victor.
"Bitch please, as if it will even be a challenge to beat you." Was Victor's snappy reply.
"Oh it's on, it is so on!"
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