POKÉMON WORLD FORUMS
Logged in as PerfectlySaneHex
⟢ CHALDEA GENERAL THREAD
CorviPeasant [Original Poster]: The last summoning session was extremely bitter sweet.
While Martha was saved and Kream got reunited with her husband, it came with the cost of having her abuser being summoned too.
► Don't forget the Mapo Tofu. That stuff looked like a biohazard.
► Ah yes, the super spicy food that made even the servants wince and recoil from its spice.
*Image of a flustered Jalter hacking and coughing after eating Mapo Tofu.*
Balance has been restored.
► Hm, I see a lot of people still really hate Jalter here, but I won't argue against it as she does deserve consequences for her actions. However, she seems genuine in wanting to help, so I think that it's in everyone's best interest not to antagonize her.
► Yeah, a lot of the dragon hate that's been going on over on this side isn't really on Jalter. I think it's just repressed emotions and jealousy that people have against dragon types in general. Fairy types are rather rare in KinJOHS and Unova, so naturally people are gonna take a chance to bash dragons for petty reasons.
Jalter was just a good scapegoat for their hate.
► CorviPeasant [Original Poster]: Going back on topic, I personally am more wary of Carmilla than anyone else. She seems like the type to wait until the most inopportune moment to betray everyone.
► Reminder that Eli evolves into Carmilla.
► TechnologyIS-Amazing: While true, you have to remember not all evolution lines have to look exactly the same or can be the same. In Eli's case, it's basically a Remoraid and Octillery situation. While one does turn into the other, they are drastically different creatures that are nothing alike.
► So what you're saying is, we need to find a way to send an everstone to Chaldea.
► TechnologyIS-Amazing: YES. That is exactly what I am saying!!
► CaptainKiawe(verified Trial Captain): Who cares about Jalter or Carmilla? GARcher's new look is fire!!
► That man has so many secrets that it's even making the aliens hiding underneath Mossdeep blush.
► TOXXY_ROXXY (verified Gym Leader): I thought he was a fellow white haired compatriot, but he was just a regular redhead. ("-ࡇ-)
Not that I'm complaining too much since he has more daddy energy now.~
(˶ 𖹭 ᵕ 𖹭˶)
► JigglyWiggly: More like Mom energy. He cooks, cleans, and he even nags Gudao to eat healthier lol.
► I was laughing my butt off when he made Kream the official dishwasher of Chaldea.
*Image of Kream staring at GARcher with a dumbfounded look.*
► No need to knock the job down. Dishwashing is hard work.
► I was honestly not expecting that to happen when Archer closed the distance with Kream.
► Neither did Kream. She thought he was going to ask her for a sexual favor. .·°՞(˃ ᗜ ˂)՞°·.
► GARcher is not the kind of guy who would do that.
► I know, but his approach was still very sus. He even went as far as touching her shoulders, right in front of her husband no less!!
► How scandalous!!
► Siegfried really showed just how much of a real one he is by immediately defending his wife when he saw something was up.
► Slow-Poker: Bro got penetrated by his wife. ꉂꉂ◟(˃᷄ꇴ˂᷅๑)༡
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Slur-Puffin69 (Verified Sweet Tooth): Low key, I miss Frisk.
► Me too. Watching him and Iono bicker like an old married couple in chat was fun and the highlight of my day.
► SeedotByTheSea: Looking back, we treated Frisk like he was the worst of scum for badmouthing Fou. But when compared to BB? He is a saint.
► NuggetDigger: What does BB stand for? Big Bitch?
► Lol. Worst_Kohai-BigBitch.
► Slur-Puffin69 (Verified Sweet Tooth): Careful now. BB actively chats here and on Twitter.
► She can go eat a Belue Berry raw for all I care. Frisk may be a dick wizard, but at least he's not going around revealing the contents of people's "Homework" folder.
►What if it does stand for Belue Berry? Maybe BB looks drop dead gorgeous IRL? It would make her disgustingly awful and sour personality rather fitting.
► At least someone exists to keep her in check. I honestly can't wait to meet this Hakunon someday. She sounds like a swell gal.
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Slow-Poker: So, the banlist happened.
Yikes. I am not going to sugar coat it, Gudao's stream is straight up threatening to curse us if we jeopardize Gudao's stream.
► Dunno why people should fear this. So long as you are nice to Gudao and his servants, and merely watch, you and your merch are fine.
► Exactly! People are too eager to freak out about stuff like this when really, it's not something that they have to worry about at all. But not everyone in the world can keep to themselves and HAVE to use the TTS and Potshot redeems.
► TechnologyIS-Amazing: Aw man, this strict system won't allow Gudao to ban appeal streams. I love seeing idiots try to earn back favor with the streamer, only to prove exactly why they deserve the ban to begin with.
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⟢ SEPTEM THREAD(new)
Slow-Poker[Original Poster]: Another Singularity, another thread is opened. And Gudao and Mash are already off to a rocky start.
*Image of Gudao and Mash falling from the sky.*
Or so you would think!! Until they got saved by a sexy servant who wears a thong as a normal outfit!!
//CENSORED// *Image of Zenobia, showing off her rocking body.* //CENSORED//
I am in love.
► SaffroN'Rice: Zenobia is living proof that first impressions are bullshit. She literally showed up as a knight in shining armor and saved Gudao and Mash.
Her regal outfit is beautiful and cool, but it was all a lie.
That was only a temporary outfit, and it faded into the picture that OP posted.
► I_$hniff_Glue: We HORNIMAXXING THIS SINGULARITY BOIS!!
► Bois and Gals. It's not just the guys who wanna grab those cheeks. :Zenobia Cheeks Emote: ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)
► I wanna motorboat those boobs. :Zenobia Boobs Emote: ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)
► I-Digg: Geez guys, what's got you in such a degenerate mood? Even more than usual.
► *Porygon Generated image of Zenobia spreading her pussy.*
► (っ´ཀ`)っ
► I-Digg: Woah!! MODS!! Come down here and strike these posts down!!
► Magnet_King(Verified MOD): Nah. :Zenobia Boobs Emote: It's horni time.
► I-Digg: Me: *Missed Gudao stream for a while while preparing for the next league circuit.*
*Check Pokenet to catch up on what I missed.*
*Sees actual porn on thread.*
My reaction:
:Surprised Pikachu Emote:
► I am feeling the same way. WTF is wrong with everyone?!
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Ranger75: *Image of Zenobia staring down at the camera while holding a T-pose.*
Did anyone else notice how much final boss aura Zenobia was exuding here?
► ConnoisseurCilan(Verified Pokemon Gym Leader)(Verified Pokemon Connoisseur): Definitely. She's more than just really appealing eye candy, she also has a kick to her. Like those really sweet Mago Berry candies that are mixed in with extra spicy Tamato berry powder.
► @ ConnoisseurCilan Wut? What does Zenobia have to do with spicy mago candy????
► She literally solo'ed an entire army. And she looked fabulous while doing it.
► PikaFan: You know, people were up in arms about Gudao being judge, jury, and executioner when Gudao had those bandits killed in Orleans. But I don't see as many people getting uppity about Zenobia killing tens of thousands of people.
► Well, we have to give her some slack, she gave them a chance and they refused, so she is only protecting her nation. If she didn't do it, Alexander would have killed her and taken over her people.
► DarkerThanBlack(verified PEAK of BLEAK): The booty is very persuasive in getting us to look away from the bloodshed.
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WhisperingLoudred: BRO!! SHE LITERALLY MIND CONTROLLED US WITH HER TITS AND ASS!!
► I-Digg: Well, that explains why this thread was so horni at the start. Everyone was legit being mind controlled into being degenerates. Well, at least more than usual.
► You say mind control, but that implies that she was coercing our thoughts into liking her. It sounds to me like her power was aimed more at guys' lower heads than your actual heads.
► She affected both men and women though. Now that is scary. Like can you imagine if Attract could do that? I can see the league banning that move if it did have that effect.
► I knew something was up with her from the very start. Dunno how to explain it but, Gudao and Mash's interactions with her at times felt a bit… off.
It was even more suspicious when Romani didn't try to bother having Gudao try to summon a servant to his side in Palmyra.
He also seemed rather distant and more… Romani than usual too.
And now we know the truth.
► SeedotByTheSea: It's not looking good chief. The Zenobia waifu stonks are crashing, but the final boss stonks are rising.
► DRaigHan(Verified Gym Leader): So Zenobia was using a charm skill on all of us the whole time. Welp, good luck to Gudao and Mash. If there's one thing that is true between the anime, games, and real life pokemon battles, it's that trying to command an infatuated pokemon to fight against its crush is a pain in the ass.
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SaffroN'Rice: Say what you want about the looming threat of human extinction and the increasing amount of violence and lewds being introduced into Gudao's channel, but you can't deny that the channel is significantly much better now that he can travel the world and show the wonders of nature on his side.
*Images of vast desert.*
*Images of isolated Mediterranean islands.*
*Image of looming volcano in Sicillia*
► The scenery is nice, yes. It's too bad Gudao and the others can't properly enjoy it.
► It beats being stuck in Chaldea, where the outside only has two weather conditions: Snowing or not snowing.
► Hope we have a chill stream where Gudao just goes out and does nothing but explore nature without having some world ending threat breathing down his neck.
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HardBoiledHappiny: I can't believe this actually happened.
Embedded video of Gudao taking Tamamo Cat on a walk.
Tamamo Cat is Wild LMAO.
► Definitely one of the weirdest moments I've seen Gudao involved in.
► ILiekQTThings: Are those ears real? They look so fluffy!
► Yes, they are. Doesn't matter cuz its still weird af.
► I like Tamamo Cat. She may be a bit weird, and only makes sense half of the time, but she's a riot!!
► Apparently there's eight other Tamamos like her. It makes me wonder what the others are like and if they are equally as crazy as Cat.
► Well, if we take BB at her word, they are like Eeveelutions. So I'd wager that they are vastly different from each other while still retaining key traits that identify them as "Tamamo."
So perhaps each Tamamo has its own class?
Since Tamamo Cat is a Berserker, that leaves other slots open for the others to take up.
► Hm, no matter what they might be, I know that all of them are going to be drop dead beauties.
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FairiesRGreat: I decided to rewatch the Fuyuki stream after we learned more about Boudica, and I have to say that the difference between her and her altered form truly is night and day(duh).
*Image of Boudica and her Altered form side by side*
While some personality traits between her and her Fuyuki self are the same(their hatred of Romans) normal Boudica seems to still have some compassion and motherliness.
The Utube video of Boudica making Altera breakfast and being a protective mama bear does a good job showing this to us.
|| *Video of Altera eating breakfast.*
Also, just look at her face when she made when Kriemhild said she wanted to kidnap Altera:
*Blurry image of Boudica in the distance glaring towards Chat's direction.*
Compare that to this: *Clip of Boudica asking Medusa if she wants a taste of her "cow tits."*
I honestly can't picture altered Boudica caring for Altera the same way normal Boudica does.
Grail mud is seriously scary if it can do this to someone.
► NuggetDigger: Boudica has been through a lot. Even though she is still Gudaos' enemy, I cannot blame her for crashing out against Rome after what they did to her and her daughters. (◞‸◟ )
► Pretty sure Altera is the one doing the most heavy lifting when it comes to curbing Boudica's inner edgelord from coming out completely.
Mama gotta be a great role model for her cute adoptive daughter.
► Kream is in big danger. If she decides to try her luck and come to the singularity with her goal in mind, Boudica is gonna be hell bent on preventing that.
► Boudica vs Kriemhild is one battle I eagerly hope to see one day. Hopefully it ends with Kriemhild walking away with a black eye.
► Toss in HeavenlyDivinePearl and Za-WARUDO in there too. Did you see how much they started rooting for the death of a child?
► AbSolutelyCool (verified Absol Fan): Oh right, those guys. Yeah, I saw. Surprised BB didn't ban them since one of them was actively taunting her.
► Now that you mention it, it is pretty strange. Though I am confused why she called them "space/time lizards."
► Cynthia(Verified Champion): :Eyes Emoji:
► Sadly, knowing Kriemhild, she won't have to do a thing since she has Siegfried to fight her battles for her.
► I'm still salty at that lucky motherfucker who summoned her in Fuyuki.
► AbSolutelyCool (verified Absol Fan): Oh yeah, I think I remember Cu mentioning someone like that. What a legend.
► It's too bad we arrived after he died. Whatever rizz that guy had would have come in handy this singularity.
► You DARE think the Rizzler is incapable of wooing Bootyca?!
► Ew, it's Boudica, not Bootyca. Stop being creepy. Also, no, I don't think Gudao would fail to do so, but I feel it would be quicker with the other guy since he seemed to have actually wooed her.
► WhisperingLoudred: Either way, I hope that when the time comes and Boudica fights Chaldea again, her death will be quick and painless. I honestly do not wish to see her guts spill out of her again.
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Iono(Official) @ IonoZone
*Picture of Iono and Professor Rowan studying Porygon 80085.*
I can't talk much about our research findings yet since we are still early in the study, but iss muy kakkoii!!
Comments:
»Looking forward to the sweet, delicious science this collab brings to the table Iono!
»"Iono: I can't show you my boobs yet, so please be patient"
» Message removed.
» Iono(Official): Just because I can't ban Frisk or BB doesn't mean I can't do the same to you.
» Hopefully the report won't be in "Iono-ese", I am not fluent and I do not want my brain to rot from the cringe.
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SmearsPaint @ NotaSmeagle
*Cute drawing of Altera with large, rainbow colored butterfly wings.*
Comments:
» Love it!!
»ILiekQTThings: Altera has stolen my heart and I don't think I'll ever get it back! She's such a cutie!!
» Shame Gudao is gonna have to clip those wings when they clash next time.
» ILiekQTThings: Ugh, don't remind me.
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DarkerThanBlack @ DisturbedArtist:
"If these fools who think themselves God had tried to pull this kind of stunt in my time, I would have hunted them all down and planted a forest of impaled corpses for all the realm to see!" - Lord Vlad.
( •̀ω •́ )
*Drawing of Vlad hugging Maxie with one arm and Archie with the other.
On close up inspection, Vlad, Maxie and Archie are looking up at the camera while standing under the shadows of what looks like a forest.
From the Camera's POV, it's easy to see Archie and Maxie have a traumatized look on their face, while Vlad is grinning like a maniac.
On closer inspection, the shadows in the background reveal that the trees are actually stakes that impaled the bodies of dozens of Team Aqua and Magma grunts.
Nearby, a female reporter is shown rubbing a cameraman's back as he pukes his guts out.*
Comments:
» Um… bro you good?
» This is disturbing. As expected of DarkerThanBlack-sensei.
» *Shivers* I am so glad that Lord Vlad wasn't around when Archie and Maxie were arrested. Eco-terrists they may be, but no one deserves to die like that.
» This is why we have fair trials people.
» You're my favorite artist on this site, DarkerThanBlack!! Everyone is too pansy to draw the stuff you do!
» Now do one with Team Plasma and Rocket. And don't be afraid to show us more than their shadows!
» This looks porygon generated.
» DarkerThanBlack: It's not. I have the timelapse to prove it.
*Drawing timelapse gif*
» Don't listen to the haters, they are just making accusations because they don't like your drawings!!
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Fou-IsTheBEST @ ParasolJane
Even when staring at the cruelty of war, Fou remains pure and unfazed.
*Picture of Fou resting comfortably in Gudao's arms, staring into the distance while Gudao's servants kill the enemy soldiers hiding in Italy.*
Comments:
» Fou is such a menace. He doesn't give any shits at seeing people die.
» Fou is love, Fou is life. Unfortunately for those enemy soldiers, they can't have the latter.
» It's stuff like this that makes me wonder if what Frisk said about Fou when he first arrived in chat has some truth to it.
» What did he say?
» ILiekQTThings: That Fou is "the most cruel and foul tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!!" and that it's a killer. (ভ⤙ ভ ")
» Fou-IsTheBEST: Absolute bullshit.
» That sounds like a reference to some movie we don't know about.
» There's no way that sweet little Fou could be some bloodthirsty monster. Lol.
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UTUBE
|| Video shows Gudao streaming himself playing Minecraft.
The gameplay shows Gudao is deep underground, mining cobblestone.
Gudao suddenly perks up as a green ore reveals itself.
"Woah!! Is that Emerald ore?!! Chat look!! I found Emerald Ore!!"
[ > ヾ(｡✪ω✪｡)ｼ x 421
> What's so special about Emerald Ore?
>StevenLieksMinerals: It's a gemstone, it's shiny, and it's valuable. How could he not be excited to find it?
> In Minecraft, Emeralds are actually much rarer than diamonds. By a significant margin. With diamonds, you can usually find a vein close together, but an emerald ore only shows up as one block as of now.
It's used as a currency to trade with villagers, but due to how hard it is to find any in the wild, trading goods with a village is usually a better way to get more emeralds.
> Gudao really lucked out if he found one then huh.
> Yep. ]
With a grin, Gudao picks away at the ore with his pickaxe.
"I wonder why emeralds are green."
[> StevenLieksMinerals: The green color comes from trace amounts of chromium or sometimes vanadium present in a beryl mineral. ]
"Huh, that's cool." Gudao was so preoccupied with his emerald and chat that he had no time to react as the most infamous sound in minecraft made itself known.
"Hissss"
[ > ( O D o ) x521
> AAAHHH!! CREEPER!! ]
Gudao's eyes shot wide open, his mouth forming an 'O' shape as he realized he was trapped.
"NO-"
The video ends, cutting off Gudao's scream before the explosion kills his character and destroys his items.
Boom.
by StreamerEdits
200k views.
Comments:
⇢ Oh, I get it. The title is describing what happens at the end. Clever.
⇢ That's gotta suck though. He found something rare, only for a creeper to come in and take it away.
It's Gudao's fault for not using enough torches. He has plenty of coal to use for torches but he's very stingy with lighting.
⤷ Ah, the reason he does that is because he says too much light ruins the "adventure" of mining. Sure, it's kind of exciting to be underground and you can barely see where you are working.
But yeah, you are right, he was asking for it.
⇢ You cut off the part where Mash and Chiyome come rushing into his room asking him what was wrong. That was the best part smh.
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Video of Gudao reciting the vaporeon meme at Archer.
Yes Gudao, I clipped it. : )
5M views
by IonoZone (subscribe)
Comments:
⇢ This is why I love Chaldea streams. No death, no high stakes stuff going on, just Gudao and his servants doing whacky stuff.
⇢ The Vaporeon meme strikes again.
⇢ Kek. Iono really took it upon herself to immortalize this moment, didn't she?
⇢ Ecruteak Gal's reaction to the meme never gets old.
⤷ It wasn't just Ecruteak Gal's reaction that had me laughing, it was also GARcher's and everyone else's. Lol
⇢Slow-Poker: Poor Mash looked so confused at what Gudao was saying lol. Though it was for the greater good since Gudao thought GARcher was going to unalive himself.
⇢ PikaFan: I screenshot all of his servants' reactions to the vaporeon meme. We need to expose more of them to this masterpiece and make a collage of reactions.
⇢ Iono truly has made Gudao's stream as her second hidey hole. Like a true gremlin.
⇢ IONO, STOP WITH THE GUDAO COLLABS!! HE DOESN'T DESERVE YOU!!
| What a loser.
| Dude, Iono can hang out with whoever she wants. Also, it's not Gudao who she's going gaga for, it's Frisk.
⤷ IonoZone: Shaddap!! I don' like either of them!! Especially not the dick wizard!!
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|| "Mash what the heck is going on?! Why are there so many bugs!!?" Gudao yelped as hundreds of bugs emerged and ran away from them.
"Ah, I set up an anti bug bounded field. We don't have to worry about scorpions or other bugs climbing on top of us while we sleep. Give it a few moments, they should clear the area soon. "
Sure enough, the desert went silent a minute after.
"Looks like they are all gone. You should head to bed, Senpai."
"R-Right."
Gudao did not sleep well that night. ||
Creepy Crawlies
200k views
by Gudao (subscribe)
Comments:
⇢Lanette34: Dunno why Gudao was so freaked out about seeing that many bugs. He lives with a bunch of them.
| Yeah, but cockroaches aren't poisonous. A health hazard sure, but they won't sting and inject him with poison.
⤷ Even so, his mystic code should provide enough protection that they should be a non issue.
⇢ Compared to the swarms of bug types in our forests? This is tame. Though seeing so many tiny critters scuttle away to safety is sad.
⇢Misty_Terrain: EW GROSS, BUGS. :Vomit Emoji:
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|| Video showsGudao, Mash and Zenobia resting for the night after a long run through the desert heat.
Suddenly, Gudao hears a little girl giggling.
He asks what that was, and both Zenobia and Mash wonder what he means, until the noise happens again.
All three look at the source of the noise.
The camera shows a lurking four legged figure nearby.
It opens its glowing eyes and screeches before it lunges.
Mash immediately goes on the offensive and slams her shield into the unidentified creature.
It rolls and gets on all fours.
Its eyes widen as a bolt from Zenobia's ballistas pierce its skull, killing it.
The creature slumps and disappears in motes of purple light.
More creepy noises emerge from the desert, surrounding them.
Zenobia unleashes her noble phantasm.
By the end, dozens of fangs are laying on the ground where the monsters once stood.
More creatures howled around them, making both Zenobia and Mash let out a sigh of exacerbation.
It was going to be a long night.
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Ambush at Midnight
400k views
by Gudao (subscribe)
Comments:
⇢PerfectlySaneHex: Just your normal ghost type ambush. Nothing special to see here.
⇢ I was wondering when the army of mobs would come to attack Gudao and Mash non stop. They really can't catch a break from the constant skirmishes can they?
⇢ Part of me wonders if ghost types can cross over to their world.
⤷ Junior_Researcher: Probably not. Ghost types aren't easy to study. They don't exactly play by the same rules as most pokemon types and are notorious for messing with lab equipment.
⇢ JoltTrick: Zenobiawasn't kidding when she claimed that the desert was haunted ho-fuck that was scary!
⇢ Never trust a child's voice in the middle of the night.
⇢ A fucking Gengar and his gang of haunter pulled this shit on me a while back. Heh, bastard had no idea I was packing a Hydreigon.
Fuck ghost types.
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Video shows Gudao and Mash staring into the sea, but really, they were just discreetly talking with chat.
[ > Gudao: So, is anything interesting happening in the pokemon world?
> The exhibition match between Blaine against Cynthia, Iris, and Diantha is still being organized. Supposedly soon, but we have no idea when it will be.
> Gudao: Oof, poor Blaine. Fighting three champions at once in a triple battle has to suck.
> Hotheaded_Quiz_Master:Don't worry about me Kid, I've fought hordes of pokemon at once before in life or death situations before, so a friendly triple battle is not that big of a deal.
'Sides, it's for charity. ]
Gudao looked like he wanted to say something but eventually chose to not say it aloud.
He instead decided to focus on the clouds.
After a moment of quiet contemplation, he finally spoke up.
"It would be nice though."
"What would be nice Senpai?" Gudao's gaze shifted from chat to Mash.
"I was just thinking that it would be nice to be able to watch real life pokemon battles. For as fun as the games and the anime are, a real life battle would probably be much more exciting to watch."
Mash hummed at hearing Gudao's thoughts, "you're right Senpai. Playing a sport in a videogame and playing in real life are different things."
[ > That is an understatement. You guys are missing out, the anime's battles don't compare to the real deal.
> CasCu: Oh well, we'll make do with the coliseum battles then.
> The what?
> Beaumains: Basically pokemon battles, but much bloodier and deadly. The Romans loved to put on death shows for the masses. In some, prisoners were thrown into a pit against Gladiators or wild animals that were starved for days and would fight for their lives until either the man and/or beast died.
> Uh…
> Bunny_Aachan: ooh! Don't forget about the spectacles where they filled the coliseum with water so boats could sail in the arena to replicate naval battles from across history!
> Oh cool, so it's basically like a water gym puzzle, but let me guess, it was also a battle to the death wasn't it?
> Bunny_Aachan: Yup!! Just as the Romans intended.
> Marvelous. I've always wanted to see gladiators fight to the deth.
> Bunny_Aachan: Actually, out of all of the participants, the gladiators were the least likely to die. They were heavily invested in by rich people and all that time and money would go to waste if the gladiators died every time they fought.
> Huh, really?
> Bunny_Aachan: Yup! And once they have enough money saved up, they usually retire and live cushy lives. Well, everyone except the criminals who are thrown in to fight them. They still die.
> Of course they do. ] ||
Chat finds out Rome's favorite pastime.
6M views
by Gudao (subscribe)
Comments:
⇢ I hope we don't get a chance to see that. Killing magical beasts in self defense is one thing, but killing them for sport?
Nuh uh. Way too far.
⤷ Same. So glad we have refs to stop pokemon battles from getting to that point.
⇢ JoltTrick: I mean, I wouldn't mind seeing a naval battle tbh. Sure it's horrible because people are dying, but if the opportunity comes up and we get a chance to see, I'm not gonna say no.
I believe the saying is: "When in Rome, do as the Romans do"?
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|| "Wait a moment, so you are telling me that there is an entire audience of thousands of people watching us?" Nero asked, her expression skeptical.
"Um yeah, they have been observing me throughout my journey so far. They were the ones who let me know that you were the ones we had to help." Gudao said.
Before Nero could ask for proof, the chat decided to present themselves via TTS.
Nero heard the invisible voice, but did not panic or show fear, instead, she was excited.
"Incredible!! Simply incredible!!" Nero stood up from her throne and put her hands on her hips.
"Welcome to my Rome, Chat. From the bottom of my very generous heart, I thank you for preventing catastrophe and guiding my new Praetor to our side."
She spreads her arms open, "I apologize for the lackluster entertainment, but we are at war and thus l do not have the time to show off the brilliance of my acting to you!!"
"I wouldn't worry about that Nero." Nero turned to Elizabeth, who was looking at chat with a cheeky smile.
"Umu? What do you mean?"
"The piggies don't need much active entertainment to stay happy. After all, they've been staring at your dress window for hours without complaint." Elizabeth declared, while shaking her head in disapproval.
Gudao's eyes widened in horror, his face turning pale from the revelation that Elizabeth just dropped on Nero.
Nero herself didn't look bothered in the slightest.
She smiled and nodded to herself, "I see. So the mysterious invisible audience are people who can appreciate perfection. Umu!"
Nero suddenly turned around and puffed her chest up in pride while sticking her butt out slightly.
"Gaze upon the brilliant cheeks that even Venus envies!!"
The camera followed Nero's command before Gudao or Mash could protest. Unfortunately for the viewers, the video ended before the camera got too close.
Feast Your Eyes!!
By Gudao
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Comments:
⇢ *Takes a deep whiff* Ah, smells like Rome sweet Rome.
| Based.
Ugh, dude… WTF?
⤷ (≧▽≦)
⇢ JigglyWiggly: Seriously, who is controlling the camera? It's getting kinda annoying to switch to a different tab everytime I watch this stream in public.
See, that's a "you" problem. Everyone knows what kind of content shows up on Gudao channel now, so you only have yourself to blame if people catch you sniffing your screen like the top comment on thhis comment section.
⤷ MagnetKing: My theory is that Nero's butt just naturally draws in the camera into its orbit due to the strong gravitational pull.
There's no point in trying to argue with it, it's just nature.
⇢ Don'tTouchMyBuns!: This is gonna be a recurring gag isn't it?
| Most definitely. Makes me wonder if the camera is gonna do the same to other servants.
| I hope not. Our mere existence is something many of them tolerate. I don't want to antagonize them by having camera zoom in on their privates.
⤷ Heart0f6old: Nero seems cools with it though, so I think we good for now. Though if it happens again with someone else, I'll try to respectfully look away.
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AN: Here's this week's chappie. We were overdue for another of these, so here you go.
Not happy with some of these, but I have been staring at this all day so it's likely just my perfectionism getting in my way.
See you next week.