POKÉMON WORLD FORUMS
Logged in as MasterOfPsy-Sabrina (verified Psychic type Gym Leader)
⟢ SEPTEM THREAD
Champion Iris (verified Champion): I am overjoyed to see another dragon join the group… but poor Biscione got bullied, then treated like a Game Corner prize and given away to some edgy shmuck.
I really wanna hug that dragon girl, pat her head, and tell her it's all gonna be alright.
She doesn't deserve the abuse thrown her way.
*Screenshot of Biscione covering her blushing face in shock when she saw Siegfried*
*Screenshot of Jalter declaring Biscione "hers" *
*Clip of a terrified Biscione in dragon form being told to "calm her tits down" by Jalter."
► Charizard-MASTERace: Septem has been nothing but a PR heaven for the dragon type after Orleans. Tarasque, Biscione, Lou Carcohl, and of course, Elizabeth have given their all to help pull their weight in saving humanity.
It's always nice to see more dragon love being spread around.
► Honestly, I am still miffed that people are stupid enough to see pokemon negatively based on the actions of other species. I swear, the internet has made people dumber.
► Fou-IsTheBEST: Says the guy writing a comment on a forum that is hosted on the internet. Smh.
► Corphish-Clobber: Hey hey! Don't lump the rest of the group in that abuse accusation! Jalter was the one doing almost all the bullying, with Nero only doing it once or twice.
► DuRanter: Arceus above, I fucking HATE Nero.
► I-Digg: She does exude a lot of self confidence in herself, so I can understand why some people might dislike her.
Personally, I think that unbridled self assuredness is rather fun to watch.
► FairiesRGreat: As much as I pity her, I can't help but laugh at how comically she expresses her discomfort. Especially when it comes to half naked men lol.
► Drasna-E4(verified Elite Four): Despite her bullying of Biscione, I can't say I don't find Jalter's team up with Biscione a bad thing.
They both had great synergy when Boudica's Army showed up to invade.
Yes, the deaths of those soldiers was gruesome, but it was effective. It gave Gudao breathing room to command instead of being overwhelmed by the enemy's attempted swarm tactics.
► Slur-Puffin69 (Verified Sweet Tooth): Tarasque deserves a lot of praise too, and A LOT of it. He was basically the MVP of this campaign thus far with his strength, agility, and just overall aura that makes his enemies pee their pants in terror.
Yet he is also an adorable, but grumpy cat who loves his scritchies.
*Picture of Tarasque being scritched by two Saint Marthas.*
► DRaigHan(Verified Gym Leader):
quote = "*Picture of a blissful Tarasque being scritched by two Saint Marthas.*"
I've never been more jealous and proud of a dragon turtle than I have before I laid eyes on Tarasque.
This is why he is the GOGOAT.
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SaffroN'Rice:
*Screenshot of Spartacus moments before death with a caption that reads: "Nothing feels better than protecting the weak." - Spartacus"*
What a chad. He is the man every man and woman should aspire to be.
► Slow-Poker: The G-Forces that the "Spartacus Experience" generated nearly gave me a whiplash that would have paralyzed me from the neck down.
Guy goes from a psychopathic waifu beater, to creepy exhibitionist gym bro, to a fucking legend who selflessly sacrifices himself to save a little girl from certain death.
► Guy_1n_Desert: It's refreshing to see an example of a servant who has a zero tolerance for master/servant relationships.
Though his existence and his tendency for killing mages on sight for summoning him is more proof as to why it's best for Gudao to have other servants nearby when he summons a new recruit.
► Btw, fuck Just_N for being a bitch ass plasma grunt who calls humans opressors of pokemon. Punk ass bitch.
► Lanette34: Yeah, he is a bit of a stick in the mud, though I do recall that he mentioned he is a hermit who lives in the wilds and the only reason he's even online is because he's being forced to.
Can't verify if he's being truthful or bullshitting, but I can understand why he would be upset.
► ArmpitLikyLiky: Seriously though, who goes running around in a BDSM outfit while screaming about oppressors at the top of his lungs? Spartacus apparently, and that trainwreck somehow managed to endear himself to everyone by just saving one little girl.
► What is with that username lol?!! .·°՞(˃ ᗜ ˂)՞°·.
► Saving little girls from monsters is a one way trip straight to complete redemption in a lot of people's books. No matter how awful the actions of the person were before they performed the act.
► Don'tTouchMyBuns!: Like beating up a woman half to death until she pissed herself.
I really wanted to see that psycho get punched back. (⇀‸↼‶)
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IndoorElm: I know servants are not 1:1 the same as pokemon, but it's still fascinating to know that "Lily" servants are a very real thing.
We don't have a full explanation of what makes a lily servant yet because we didn't have much time to go over it, but I am eager to hear Da Vinci's next lecture about it!
I am also curious as to how servants shift forms like how we saw Altera do, but that is outside my expertise.
► Altera Lily is cute… Altera as an adult is beautiful… yet they are both pretty scary powerwise. Yet I love them both, when they aren't our enemies and instead our allies.
► Are we sure it was a form change and not an evolution?
► It looked more like a mega evolution to me, since she released a ton of power in that adult form of hers.
► Y'all are dead wrong. That girl performed a genuine digi-evolution.
► I honestly have no retort to that, she does know who BB and Hakuno are, and those two claim to come from a reality where the moon is a giant supercomputer built by aliens.
► ArmpitLikyLiky: Regardless of what it is, I know Kream will be hellbent on making sure she never does that again when Altera gets summoned.
► Ah right, the Kream problem. Of course, every time someone brings up Altera, we have to put up with Kream by default.
Poor Gudao is going to have to be forced to play judge during that messy custody battle.
► I mean, is there even a case? Altera already refused to see anyone but Boudica as her mother. Kream cannot and should not forcibly adopt someone if they already have a family.
► This whole situation is even more messed up when one remembers that Kream and Altera are actually ex marriage partners.
► ArmpitLikyLiky: Ugh. Kream has no shame.
► Best_Kohai-BB: She really doesn't, but regardless of who wins between Boudica and Kream, at the end of the day, Hakunon will always be Altera Lily's true mother.
► By the way BB, do you know why Charlie addresses Altera as "sister"? Are they actually siblings, or did they just grow up together?
► Best_Kohai-BB: Sorry, but my lips are sealed on that spoiler. Ask Charlie or Altera when they show up again. If you get no answer? Deal with it.
► Ehem, family disputes issues aside, can I just say that I really loved watching Altera count with her fingers?
So cute.
► Yeah! She is a smart cookie that just needed the right guidance, and luckily Gudao is a really great tutor.
► ArmpitLikyLiky: She picked up simple math faster than his Ex Girlfriend lmao.
► DuRanter (Verified Nero Hater): At least Xochi was humble enough to know she was wrong, unlike Nero.
► ArmpitLikyLiky: Dude, we get it, you hate Nero. Stfu.
► SeibahHATER (verified Assassin and Sword Hater): Ah, another kindred spirit. Truly my faith in the multiverse has increased.
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Slur-Puffin69 (Verified Sweet Tooth): Therapist: What is the difference between these two images?
*Image of Leonidas and Falinks side-by-side*
Me: These are the exact same thing.
► Slow-Poker: True!! The moment I saw Spartacus I thought he looked exactly like the leader of a large group of Falinks!!
► Spartacus? Uh, dude, that is Leonidas, not Spartacus. Spartacus is the shirtless guy with huge muscles, Leonidas is the badass with a cool billowing cape.
► Spartacus? I thought he was Sportacus?
► No, he's not. Sportacus is that guy from that kid's show Gudao showed us. Lazytown I think it was called.
► Slow-Poker: Oh right!! I remember that!! The guy who was one of the shining examples of a fighting type trainer in Gudao's world.
► Looks like Leonidas is a prime example of that too. Geez the guy is built like a statue.
► Downbad_Cowgirl (Verified Muscle Lover): I want to shred my homemade moomoo milk cheese on those abs.
► … I think I've had enough internet for one day.
►Corphish-Clobber: Hey Hey!!, Leonidas was farming a lot of aura during his fight. It's a damn shame he was playing for the other team, Zenobia didn't deserve him.
► SoniaYampers (verified Historian): I was gonna say the same thing about Caesar and Cleopatra, but after we found out they are dirty affair partners, I changed my mind.
They deserve each other.
► TechnologyIS-Amazing: Too bad Gudao isn't a girl, he could have rizzed Leonidas to their side.
► Downbad_Cowgirl (Verified Muscle Lover): Perish the thought!! If Gudao was a girl, she would just take all the hot men for herself, and I would be forced to become a homewrecker. (╥﹏╥)
► Uh… don't you mean you'd "be forced to move on"?
► Downbad_Cowgirl (Verified Muscle Lover): Not really. A little forbidden love isn't so bad, especially since there wouldn't be enough FemGudao to go around in this fictional scenario.
► @ Downbad_Cowgirl (Verified Muscle Lover) You are a sick woman.
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CorviPeasant: Ooh boy, last Singularity was a rough one for Gudao. Bro went through an entire dating sim experience in real life and had to personally kill the true main heroine (at her request mind you) so that the world could be saved.
Being Gudao is suffering.
*Edited image of Gudao looking up at the rainy sky.*
► Bruh… the very knife that we all begged him to get for self defense was used to stab an innocent girl to death.
The irony is fucking brutal.
► PerfectlySaneHex(Verified Delusional Fangirl): Fuck Zenobia!! And not in a fun way!! If it wasn't for her stupid, perfectly toned ass getting the grail, Gudao wouldn't have been forced to murder someone!!
► JoyVibes(verified Therapist): Technically not murder, it was assisted suicide, but that means little to the reality of the matter.
*Screenshot of Gudao's sorrowful face as he drove the knife inside Stheno's chest*
Gudao needs an immediate psych evaluation after this. It's not mentally healthy to kill someone by your own hands, especially someone who you grew close to and who expressed their love for you.
That kind of trauma never goes away and requires the full attention of a licensed mental health professional.
► Lt_Surge(Verified Gym Leader): I will admit, that request caught even me off guard, and I can't say I can relate to mercy killing an innocent woman who loves you…
Fuck I wish I could say more, but I think its best I keep my trap shut.
► PerfectlySaneHex(Verified Delusional Fangirl): They should have let Jalter kill Stheno.
Gudao didn't have to dirty his hands like that!!
► AbSolutelyCool (verified Absol Fan): Honestly, I get it. If someone from the future told me my home region of Hoenn and all the people living in it(including my friends and family) had to be destroyed for the good of the world, I too would be doing my damndest to fight against that fate.
Even if they showed me actual proof. I would rather fight it than allow such a thing to pass.
► Spoken like a true absol fan.
► Junior_Researcher (verified Intern): When you put it that way, I can understand why Zenobia would be so willing to lead the timeline into a dead end.
And isn't that a scary concept? The more I learn about the true nature of Gudao's world, the more I pity the normies who live while unaware of the monsters hiding in the dark.
► NuggetDigger: I still hate the smug bitch when she was taunting him into using his last command seal.
I could not stop smiling when I saw Zenobia's horrified face when Stheno decided to take the reigns.
► Lol right? Gudao honestly did a good job in verbalizing that last command. He basically used her own noble phantasm chant against her!!
► DuRanter (Verified Nero Hater): As bad and hateable as Zenobia is, Nero is still worse.
► Fucking troll. Nero is nowhere near as bad as Zenobia. Get the fuck out of here!!
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BidoofBro[MOD]:
*Clip of Romulus emerging from Mash's shield and tackling Flauros*
Man, Romulus was a treat to meet. He is now one of my personal heroes, and if Gudao channel makes merch of him, I'll buy it in an instant!!
ROMA!!
*Image of Romulus praising the sun*
► PsychicMoostache (verified Elite Level Pokemon): ROMA!!
► ShortShorts_QUEEN (verified member of the Comfy Shorts Club): ROMA!!
► ROMA!!
►DuRanter (Verified Nero Hater): Fuck Nero.
► [ DuRanter has been banned from replying to this thread. ]
► BidoofBro[MOD]: There shall be no Roma hate in my thread.
ROMA banishes you!!
► Finally!! That guy was everywhere and he was pissing me off!! ROMA!!
► UMU!! *Screenshot of Nero doing ROMA pose*
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Indigo Times: The Indigo Pokemon League announces that it will be amending a clause into a law concerning mind control and psionics to include charming as well.
Attract and Cute charm have not been something most people treat as seriously as mind control because of their temporary nature and lack of long-lasting harmful effects.
Things have now changed, as Gudao's stream has revealed and exposed an insidious long term type of charm that can manipulate people's emotions and thoughts.
While no such abilities exist or have been discovered in any pokemon or human thus far, the pokemon league is are not taking chances and are already implementing legislation to ensure that if such a thing was found happening on our world, they would have grounds to arrest the perpetrator the first time they make such an offense.
Comments
> Did the pokemon league just make being drop-dead gorgeous a crime?
>Deth2Sparklez: Yes, yes they did. Not that it matters to me because I am an ugly son of a bitch and I am proud of it.
>Enamoured @ Enamorus: Any idiot who dares to mess with pure love in such a way will suffer my wrath.
> The old farts in government are really wasting our tax dollars with pointless technicalities. There are more important things to put their attention to. Like can we start criminalizing those assholes on GTS who give their Haunters an everstone while trading?!
I fucking hate them.
> HardBoiledHappiny: It's a precaution, and like they said, it's only to set a precedent in case someone manages to figure out a similar technique over here.
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Lance Wataru @ DragonChamp:
To the people of Gudao's Twitch chat, it has come to my attention that many of you have been using the Text to Speech feature to taunt Gudao's enemies. Seeing you do this time and time again has made it clear to me that you all have forgotten the lesson Medusa taught us all in Fuyuki.
I am here to remind you of it.
No one is forcing you to use the TTS or Potshot features in chat. They are extra features. Gudao is not going to die if you don't send him a message telling him pointless trivia.
Gudao's channel has alternative donation options that do not require you putting your life and other viewer's lives at an unnecessary risk.
If you wish to help Gudao and Chaldea, buy his merch, contribute to his monthly supply shipment, anything!!
Please leave the TTS messages for when he is in the safety of Chaldea! But, if you have to send a message during a singularity, be courteous and don't antagonize anyone on the other side.
Gudao himself has stated multiple times that he doesn't want people to hurt themselves using these features, yet you don't listen.
I am unsure why GudakoBot or the mods refuse to make this a rule, but if they aren't going to enforce it, then I will.
If your messages end up getting someone killed on either Earth or the Pokemon World, be aware that you will face devastating real life consequences.
You have been warned.
Comments:
> I saw this coming a while ago. Stream already has moderation that stops chat from derailing Gudao's journey. It was only a matter of time until the government on our side of the portal decided to start threatening legal consequences to repeat offenders.
> CorviPeasant: I honestly am not a fan of using the redeems during missions at all. Visual redeems like those are meant to be a visual gag in a normal stream, and that is how I use them.
I occasionally use sand attacks on Jalter or Kream's face when the opportunity presents itself, but I would never dream of even touching that button while they are on a mission.
Same for TTS. I only use it sparingly like how Lance asked us to use it. The keyboard warriors are getting waay too comfortable yapping at psychos and volatile antagonists while forgetting that their actions come with a serious health risk.
> BattleMANIAC (verified ACE Trainer): Lol, I've seen you do that before. @ CorviPeasant, Dude, you better hope Jalter doesn't find out who you are IRL, because she keeps track of who throws sand in her face.
She checks chat every day to see who redeems it and keeps it in her mental book of grudges.
> CorviPeasant: I think I should be fine. There's like tons of other people that do what I do, and besides, the one who actually sand attacked and axe kicked Jalter was KicksYouIntheFace193.
So really, I am safe. Besides, I am not stupid enough to let myself get doxxed.
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DarkerThanBlack @ DisturbedArtist: Behold, the Gaul form Goodra!!
*Drawing of a new Sligoo evolution, one that resembles Lou Carcolh. The Goodra has no arms but instead has long, slimy tentacles that come out of its shell that help it move around, almost like a spider.
Its shell is made of solid metal that covers the lower part of its belly like a suit of armor.
It has a face that looks like an earth snail, with two Sligoo eyes rather than a normal Goodra's. The eyes both sit on long protruding stalks connected to the top of its head while also having two slimy feelers on its chin.
Its mouth is open and showing razor sharp teeth growing out of its mouth and throat.*
*Timelapse Gif of DarkerThanBlack physically drawing the image above on his tablet.*
Thanks to IliekQTthings for the inspiration. >:)
Comments:
> IliekQTthings: FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!! FUCK YOU WITH A RUSTY CROWBAR DIPPED IN EXTRA SPICY TAMATO SAUCE!!
> Yo, this fanart actually looks pretty sick!! Someone tag Arceus!! We need to make this a thing!!
> Llama_InA-HAT: @ DarkerThanBlack Thy evolution design is permissible with modifications.
It is done.
If thy manages to ferry a Sligoo into Gudao's Earth and evolve it anywhere within the borders of France, it shall become a Goodra of similar design as this illustration.
> DarkerThanBlack: Okay, thanks I guess? Talk about an impossible evolution condition.
> Joseph-TheBigCheese: That tracks with most evolutions in pokemon games that require a trade when you are broke and have no friends.
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UTUBE
|| *Video of Stheno getting kidnapped from the shapeless isle by Lev and turned into a divine core.*
Bratty Goddess get taken and ripped open by Ugly Tentacle
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by Gudao (subscribe)
Comments:
⇢ Oh great, more nightmare fuel. Great, I was starting to run out.
⇢BattleMANIAC: Geez, no wonder Stheno lost. Her noble phantasm is just a really juiced up Attract. It's too bad she used it on a heartless piece of shit, else it would have worked. RIP Stheno.
⇢ Bruh, that title is so fucked up.
⤷ It's not inaccurate tho.
⇢ What is up with Lev and abusing beautiful women? Is he gay?
| Be-My-Luvdisk: ಠಿ_ಠ First of all, gay people don't hate women, second of all, Flauros isn't a man, he is a demon who likes to lie and make people suffer.
He just hates humans bro, they have no specific hatred of one gender over the other…. Or did you forget just how much hatred his voice displayed when Romulus showed up?
⤷ Right… sorry, I didn't mean it that way. Though my point stands, as he's brutally killed a lot of beautiful women on a consistent basis since he showed up.
⇢Don'tTouchMyBuns!: Zenobia let Flauros off easy, he deserved a worse end.
Stupid abusers always getting away with a slap on the wrist.
⤷ At this point, no amount of torture would be enough to undo the sheer tragedy that he has brought into our lives.
That's why he's "The Main Villain" as Stheno pointed out.
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"Let me go! Let me go!!" Olga said as she desperately tried her best to move her body but failed, as the psychic hold proved too much for her to break out of.
"And why should I do that? You attacked me first. I am merely defending myself."
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> Stop the cap!! Lev, you rattata bastard!! Her attacks didn't do shit to you!! And you killed her! So she has every right to try to return the favor!!
]
"Director!!" Ritsuka yelled out at Olga as he saw her being dragged away by Lev.
Ritsuka's body moved before he could stop himself. He ran after Olga Marie, and both Mash and Gareth followed after him.
He tried to catch up, but at this rate, he'll never reach Olga in time.
"Shit! She's too far! Gareth!! Go grab her!!"
"On it!" Gareth followed Ritsuka's command and sprinted as fast as she could, towards Olga.
Lev notices their charge and scoffed, "stay out of this. This doesn't concern you lot."
Gareth ignored him and continued to run as fast as she could. When she built up enough momentum and was close enough, she jumped.
The lancer shot her body up like a rocket to grab a hold of Olga.
Olga stopped screaming and tried her best to look behind herself until she caught the knight in her peripheral vision.
"Gareth!! Help me!! Please!!"
Gareth's fingers were mere inches away from grabbing Olga, "Don't worry, I got-"
Unfortunately for everyone, Lev wouldn't allow things to be that easy.
"I said. Stay out of my way mutt."
One moment, Gareth was in the sky, the next, her body dropped to the ground like a stone. She never managed to hit the ground, because a pair of lasers hit the center of her chest, which violently pushed her away.
Gareth let out a cry of pain as tumbled in the air. Thankfully for the lancer, she avoided further damage as Mash caught her in her arms before she could smash face first into the ground.
The hope from Olga's eyes vanished and the fear returned as her only hope of survival was ripped from her grasp.
[ > Ranger75: Fuck!! So close!!
> Kohga: Unfortunate.
> Hool4hHoops: Man, now he has laser vision?!! What is he, superman?!
> Maybe an evil one. Someone bring out the kryptonite!!
> PsychicMoostache(MOD): If only I could use my psychic powers, I could have helped!! Damn it!! ]
"Damn!!" Ritsuka cursed as he saw Gareth fail to save Olga and got injured in the process.
"Sorry master…" Gareth ended up saying, wincing as she clutched the area where Saber had wounded her, as Lev's attack had reopened her wound.
"It's okay Gareth, you tried." Ritsuka told her, but inside the guilt and helplessness he felt only grew; however, Ritsuka suddenly felt an overwhelming feeling of dread. He looked up and saw Lev's gaze was now laser focused on them.
"Trying to ruin my fun now, aren't you number 48? I was merely going to stand here and let you witness your precious Director's death before I killed you, but your mutt soured my mood."
He outstretched a hand towards Ritsuka, and suddenly he felt his body become weightless, he then felt his body get dragged into the air just like Olga.
Gareth let out a grunt of pain as Mash dropped her like a sack of potatoes and threw herself at Ritsuka.
Mash's hand reached out in panic, trying to grab a hold of his hand, but fate was cruel and their hands missed each other by a hair's breadth.
Ritsuka screamed in terror as his body joined Olga Marie in the air.
[> ShortShorts_QUEEN: GUDAO!!
> PerfectlySaneHex: NO LET HIM GO!! ]
"You wanted to save your precious Director?! Then you can join her in ETERNAL SUFFERING!!"
"SENPAI!!" Mash cried out and she jumped into the air and kicked off a transparent shield she manifested behind her.
Unlike with Gareth, Mash actually managed to hold onto Ritsuka;however, Lev's patience had run out.
"Ah, typical servant. Always willing to die to protect their Masters. Well, that's too bad Mash Kyrielight, because you will be joining him too!!"
With a gesture from his fingers, Lev's psychic hold dragged both of them faster into CHALDEAS.
"MASH!! RITSUKA NO!! " Romani cried out in fear as he saw the last hope of humanity about to die.
[ > ShortShorts_QUEEN: OH NO!! NOW THEY'RE BOTH BEING DRAGGED INTO THAT BLACK HOLE!! ]
From the corner of his eye, Lev noticed Gareth forcing herself to run and he scoffed.
"To think you'd make me waste energy like this, consider it an honor you welp."
His eyes shined and a massive cloud of dense magical energy rushed toward Gareth.
Gareth stood no chance and was engulfed by the attack.
Both Mash and Ritsuka watched in horror as Gareth lay unmoving on the ground below, her body already turning into motes of light.
[GudakoBot: Streamer in danger. Restrictions lifted. ]
One moment, Ritsuka and Mash were being dragged into CHALDEAS, the next, they stopped in their tracks.
Mash looked around in confusion, "What's happening!?"
[> PsychicMoostache(MOD): It's Okay!! I have you both!!!
> PerfectlySaneHex: Way to go Moostache!! ]
Ritsuka's eyes widened, tears filling his eyes as he read the message, "Moostache..."
"OH THANK GOD!! WHOEVER YOU ARE, THANK YOU!! "Romani said with sincere gratitude.
Lev raised a brow at the sudden interruption, "Hm? What is it now?"
Lev's focus went straight to Ritsuka, completely ignoring Olga's screams of agony as she died in the background.
He made a grabbing motion with his hand and pulled the duo harder.
Ritsuka and Mash were pulled towards CHALDEAS, but then their bodies refused to budge once again, as if they were caught by some invisible snag somewhere.
Lev ground his inhuman teeth in irritation when he realized that something was interfering and preventing him from throwing Number 48 and Mash Kyrielight away into CHALDEAS.
His eyes noticed a familiar sensation nearby and he narrowed his eyes, "There you are. I've had enough of this farce. Show yourself!!"
Lev snapped his fingers and another portal opened, this time it was a much smaller one.
Ritsuka and Mash were surprised to see a real life Alakazam wearing a headset just beyond the portal. He was sitting in a chair in a rather clean living room. The Alakazam's eyes were also open wide in surprise, clearly not expecting the sudden phenomena.
[ > N-No way!! Did Lev just… open a portal into our world!!?
> Uh Oh, Uh Oh!!
> Quick!! Everyone hide!!!
> Hool4hHoops: Should we do something about that?
> HeavenlyDivinePearl: THE HEAVENS DICTATE WE DO NOT INTERFERE UNTIL GUDAO CROSSES THROUGH THE PORTAL.
> Hool4hHoops: Welp, my hands are tied then. ]
"Moostache.... Is that you?!"
Moostache looked at Ritsuka, surprise and panic quickly giving way to reassurance. He gently nudged the two of them in their heads with his psychic powers and spoke.
'Do not worry you two, I will save you.' Both Mash and Ritsuka flinched as Moostache's thoughts entered their heads, but they quickly became relieved when the words settled on their minds.
"A real Alakazam!!! It's so cool!! Wait, this is no time to fanboy!! Thank you, but please hurry and evacuate them into your world! Da Vinci is already triangulating your world line's coordinates, just get them out of there!! "
Alakazam nodded and put more effort into pulling the duo to safety, meanwhile, below them, Lev scowled at the Alakazam, "a phantasmal psychic, helping a human? How pathetic. Why would your kind ever help humans?"
Alakazam's kindness turns into a blind rage as he beholds the beast before him, but rather than send messages through his mind or speak normally, Alakazam used his psychic power to vibrate the molecules in the surrounding air, projecting his voice so that everyone who was listening could hear.
"Those humans you look down on are my friends and family!!" He narrowed his eyes, "A monster like you would never understand what it's like to have close bonds with them. To feel pain when one of them is hurt. The pain I felt when you hurt my Sabrina!!"
Lev looked confused for a moment before he remembered who Moostache was talking about.
"Ah. You're talking about that child that tried invading my mind? Sabrina was it? Heh. So she survived? I'm impressed. A normal human would have died from one of my psychic attacks, I'll be sure to remember her name."
Lev's grin turned demonic, "ONCE I'M DONE WITH NUMBER 48, I WILL FIND THAT HUMAN OF YOURS AND RIP HER APART NERVE BY NERVE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!"
Hearing this causes Alakazam's anger to boil over.
Alakazam's body is engulfed in a sphere of power, and it exploded and flooded both dimensions with raw, overwhelming psychic type energy.
Even Lev was taken aback by the display, clearly not expecting the sudden transformation.
[ > Sycamore_Aug: Mega Evolution without a trainer?! Incredible!!! I never knew such a thing was possible!!
> :O x 4521 ]
The newly mega evolved Moostache's spoons hovered around him before they suddenly stopped midair before they all simultaneously bent backwards at a 90 degree angle.
The stalemate ended, and Ritsuka and Mash were pulled away from Lev's grasp and dashing towards Mega Alakazam.
[ > Heart0f6old: It's working!! Keep going Moostache!!
> PerfectlySaneHex: Please hurry!! Please!! ]
The camera shifts the scene to Lev, who had gone from surprised to furious.
"A transformation, eh? Well don't get cocky!!"
An overwhelming surge of magical energy exploded from Lev.
Lev's arm shifts into a tentacle with hundreds of eyes, and his arm jutted forward, uncaring that the last master of Chaldea and Mash were in his way.
Moostache's eyes widened in fear, and he immediately used his powers to push the two out of the way, leaving him exposed to the attack coming towards him.
SLAM.
To his and everyone's surprise, the tentacle crashed into an invisible barrier that connected the two worlds.
Moostache actually flinched from the speed of the attack, but he let out a sigh of relief when he realized the attack failed.
[ > Oh thank Arceus above!! Moostache didn't die!!
> ShortShorts_QUEEN: Yeah but… what now?! Lev just proved that living things can't cross!!
> Dragon's-Iris: Don't give up Moostache!! I'm sure you'll figure something out!!
> DragonMasterLance: I'm on my way!! The League will provide support!! Hang on just a bit longer, Moostache!! ]
Moostache pulsed his psychic power harder, which caused the master/servant pair to get drawn closer into the portal.
Lev said nothing and watched with interest, an interest that only grew when one of their hands actually managed to reach through the other side of the portal.
Lev had seen enough, he cracked his neck and tried a different approach.
Moostache suddenly tensed, and his body stood stiff, upright as if he was grabbed by an invisible hand and levitated off his chair.
"Moostache!!"
"Mr. Moostache!!" Both Ritsuka and Mash cried out moments before Moostache slammed into the barrier, forcing the two out of the portal.
The same could not be said for Moostache as the mega Alakazam slammed into the barrier, unable to leave his home dimension.
"Hmmm. It would seem like the wall between dimensions prevents either of us from traversing between end points… but not the human and the demiservant. How peculiar."
Suddenly, Lev's eyes glowed ominously in the dark cave before they unleashed a massive beam of heat straight at Moostache.
The pokemon saw the incoming attack and using all its might, erected a Protect barrier just in time to intercept the attack.
The attack hit Moostache head on and the Protect held, but it still forced the frail pokemon through the kitchen, punching a hole through the fridge, and collapsing the wall behind it.
Moostache kept going and crashed through several more houses, with a few unfortunate residents getting knocked back or suffering severe burns from the superheated laser.
Then the energy exploded, levelling the 5th house and incinerating everyone living inside the building and hurting the people who were unfortunate enough to be near the vicinity of the explosion.
The dust dissipated, showing a shattered Protect barely holding itself together.
The mega energy dissipated and Alakazam went limp, his eyes now swirling in defeat.
From Fuyuki, both Mash and Ritsuka watched in horror as their saviour was seemingly killed in front of them.
"Hahahahaha! It seems like I can still attack you through other means. Interloper!! "
Lev looked back at the duo, and grinned when he noticed the duo were still looking at the open portal showing a devastated living room in disbelief.
"And there goes your last hope for survival Mash and number 48. What. A. Shame. Do not worry, now no one can keep you from your fate."
With a flick of his wrist, Ritsuka and Mash were once again back on course to their death, except this time, no one else interfered.
[ > Za_WARUDO: THIS TIMELINE HAS REACHED A DEAD END.
> HeavenlyDivinePearl: A SHAME, TRULY.
> ShortSHorts_QUEEN: What the heck are you two talking about!!?
]
Both Mash and Ritsuka,realizing their deaths were near, did the only thing they could do at that moment.
They held each other in comfort, and braced for the impact with CHALDEAS, but before either of their bodies touched the blackhole, a human sized portal opened in front of them and swallowed them both before vanishing.
Lev saw the phenomenon with wide eyes before he growled in anger at being denied yet again by another interloper.
He clicked his tongue before he vanished and reappeared in Chaldea's Control Room.
Romani gasped at Lev's sudden appearance, but he quickly shook it off before he threw a punch at the hat man. Unfortunately for Romani, his fist never reached Lev as the man transformed into a massive pillar of flesh.
The screen flickered and showed the desolate landscape of the Antarctic, but Chaldea was gone. Instead, there was only a crater that dug deep into the Earth. It too was now caught on fire, all of the survivors incinerated just like every other human on Earth.
The screen faded to black while the desolate frigid winds of the Antarctic blewin the background. ||
Bad End: Aggroed the Demon Pillar Too Early
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by Gudao (subscribe)
Comments:
⇢ SaffroN'Rice: Dude…. WTF. Gudao Channel is now showing us literal bad ends!? Is life just one big visual novel?!!
⤷ Idk… and I honestly don't want to know, so I am gonna ignore the fact this video exists.
⇢ Aw man, I was just about to head to sleep… fuck now I can't close my eyes without seeing Lev's stupid face.
⇢ ShortShorts_QUEEN: Everytime the Olga wound scabs over and tries to heal, either GudakoBot or Gudao Channel decides to rip it off and bleed all over again!!
I am tired chief.
⇢NuggetDigger: We were just discussing this very scenario in the Septem thread over in the PWF.
All I have to say is… Holy shit Gudao and Mash dodged a heck of a bullet.
No kidding. We just got confirmation that yes, Chaldea definitely would have been fucked if Lev became serious.
| Magnet_King: He didn't go full tentacle, but it was still scary af he could take on a Mega Alakazam by himself with ease. RIP Alternate world Moostache tho.
⤷ RIP AU Moostache
⇢ Whatever or Whoever opened that portal, would it have been too much to ask for you to do the same to Olga Marie?!!
| Hool4hHoops: Whoever that was, he probably tried just to piss off Lev, but was restricted by higher powers.
One does not simply open a portal in Gudao's world without serious consequences.
| And how could you possibly know that?
| Hool4hHoops: I know because I am Hoopa, the Djinn pokemon. I make portals to alternate dimensions all the time.
| Yeah, sure whatever. And I am Suicune.
| LegendChaser-Eus: Are you?! :D
No. I was making fun of @ Hool4hHoops.
⤷ LegendChaser-Eus: Oh… :(
⇢ PachiRitsu: So Lev had the ability to force the camera into a window the whole time… that is deeply disturbing and now I fear that this shit is gonna happen in our timeline too.
Chat really needs to watch what they say or do while interacting with Gudao's stream from now on.
| Thankfully, no one from Chat has died on the stream… yet.
| PachiRitsu: Officer Jenny was the closest we got, and unfortunately, she won't be the last. Chat is too stupid and has a big mouth, so I fear even with the threat of three dragonites breathing down their necks will not be enough deter some of them until they get vaporized or stabbed through the screen.
⤷ HardBoiledHappiny: Oh yeah, Lance made an announcement about that. Sucks to suck, those idiots are now going to be held even more accountable.
⇢ JoltTrick: Hm, so it seems that at a point of certain death, the stream will undo the restrictions preventing us from reaching out and helping Gudao.
This "bad end" or alternative timeline happened before we unlocked potshots, so I assume that should Gudao face the same situation, we might get a chance to use unlimited potshots.
⤷ *Shrugs* True, but I'd rather Gudao never be forced into a position like this at all. Besides, he's better off relying on his servants than us.
⇢ It's rather surreal seeing a version of yourself die a horrible way. Part of my brain refuses to accept what I just saw as anything but what I would look like if I were an extra in a really violent movie.
| I'm sorry for your loss. Your other self died way too young.
| Hool4hHoops: It never gets easy seeing that kind of stuff unless you're a psychopath. Just live your life to the fullest, pull a few pranks on someone you hate, and you'll be alright.
⤷ Thanks @ Hool4hHoops.
⇢ MoonLight: Well at least Gudao and Mash are alive. Though I get the feeling that their transfer into our world came with complications.
Especially since Lev actually managed to finish off Chaldea and, I assume, destroyed their bodies.
| Dr_Griseous: Their souls will either stay solid and retain their human shape or they will immediately transform into ghost pokemon. That is the fate of most souls who lack bodies in our world.
⤷ That is a sad fate, at least Mash and Gudao will have each other to lean on.
⇢ As much as I hate it, in hindsight, Olga's death was inevitable. Gudao fought Lev with a squadron of servants, and a lot of them died!!
He had almost nothing to work with in Fuyuki.
Chiyome was dead.
Gareth and Mash were exhausted from fighting King Arthur, and Cu would have not been able to stack up against Flauros if he went full demon pillar.
| I'm sure he could have pulled off some bullshit if he rizzed Salter.
⤷ Nah, they wouldn't. They probably would have lasted longer than in this video, but they were clearly struggling against Lev.
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|| A massive wall of sand is visible on the horizon.
Thousands of roman soldiers could only stare at the incoming storm in confusion then horror when they saw the storm grow larger as it approached them.
One of the generals calls out the next to find shelter. Men scattered, looking for places to hide but they were too slow.
The first man was consumed by the storm, and in an instant, his skin, muscles, and bones were sandblasted into nonexistence.
The cacophony of screams was brief, but it was decisive and brutal, as nothing the men could do could stop their inevitable death.
…
Martha looks at the incoming sandstorm from her window with tear stricken eyes.
"They failed… May God bless their souls."
She closed the wooden shutters and walked into her kitchen. The angry winds roared ominously in the background, but she was not afraid. Instead, Martha kneeled, pressed her hands together and prayed.
She prayed for Mash and Ritsuka, for Biscione, and the thousands of souls who would get caught up in this world ending event.
She even prayed for her servant self, and for Tarasque.
The longer she prayed, the louder the winds got. Her home's shutters rattled from the sand battering them.
Then the screams began.
She could hear the few souls who dared venture outside cry out their last screams before they were sent to The Lord.
"Amen."
Her house's roof could no longer hold the strain of the storm and collapsed over her head.
Martha died while buried under her own home.
…
The video shows the ruins of Rome while the sandstorm roars in the background.
Again it cuts to China, Japan, and finally America is covered in sand.
Then the scene cuts to the Palmyran empire.
A wall of sand and dust now looms in the background over land.
In Palmyra, a victorious Zenobia now sitting on her throne, her legs crossed and a wicked smile on her face. ||
Lostbelt Septem
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by Gudao (subscribe)
Comments:
⇢Oh look, another Bad end. And this one is just as depressing as the last one.
⤷ Well, at least the generals that shit on Gudao died horrible deaths there, so silver linings.
⇢ Ah, so the Rizz failed to bring out Stheno in this timeline. That sucks.
| Impossible, clearly this is some elaborate prank by some evil extraterrestrial who hates Gudao and wants to torture us by showing us these depressing videos.
⤷ That's just normal Gudao Stream at this point.
⇢ IcePryce(Verified Ice type Specialist): All this death and devastation, just for the sake of some woman's ambitions. Despicable.
⇢ Man, Martha can't catch a break. She died alone, crushed under the debris of her own home.
⤷ Cynthia(verified Champion): I'm gonna let Martha know in the next chaldea stream how much we love her and wish the best for her.
⇢ It still seems crazy to me that Gudao's world has freaking prerequisites that decide whether a world should continue existing or not. What right does Alaya or Gaia have to delete worlds that don't meet their standards?
| Junior_Researcher: Iirc, the two of them aren't really living things, so we can't really anthropomorphize and convict them of being criminals or evil. They are just living systems, similar to a network of mycelium, but on a planetary scale.
| Even so, it's still fucked up, and it scares me that its possible something similar exists on our world.
| URS-Zossie: Ah, you don't have to worry, our multiverse systems don't work that way. It's still rather terrifying at times, but that's just how cosmic nature is.
| Source?
⤷ URS-Zossie: That is considered classified by your planet's governments I'm afraid, but you can trust me, fr fr.
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Camelot Singularity, 1273 AD
Lion King POV
Inside a massive, pristine stone castle, a woman sat on a tall throne overlooking a vast, large throne room with a ceiling so tall that the candlelight could not reach it.
The blonde haired woman wore a crown and had powerful looking armor. Her golden eyes looked static and dull, almost as if they were lifeless.
She was hearing her knight's daily reports when out of nowhere, something caught her attention.
Her eyes shifted West, towards the direction where Europe would be if not for the walls of the singularity that enclosed her realm in spacetime.
Her sudden distraction proved enough to draw concern from her knights.
"Is something the matter my king?" One of her knights who was giving the report, Gawain, asked, clearly confused about her sudden action.
"It would seem a new goddess has ascended into the realm of divinity and is recklessly creating waves large enough that I can feel them, even in another era."
Her knights all seemed to grow tense and surprised by her statement.
While it could be seen as a concerning phenomenon to most, to her it was only natural that she could sense such things given how the two singularities had some overlap in terms of geolocation.
It seems like this goddess had a similar realization to herself about the Incineration of Humanity, but instead chose a more disruptive, but riskier method to achieve her goals by creating a new timeline.
She was certain that the King of Mages and the King of Heroes also felt that disruption, though she knew that like her, they only made a note of it as a passing curiosity, because that was all it was.
Unfortunately for the new goddess, The World noticed and has already moved to isolate that budding lostbelt and prime it for pruning.
Such were the faults of the shortsighted youth.
"Will they be a problem we have to worry about my king?" Gawain asked, clearly ready to drop everything and confront a budding new goddess in her honor.
"No. That goddess's method to save humanity, while foolish, is not something that concerns us. I was merely making an observation."
Unlike that other goddess, her plan would be far more effective and discrete enough to work. She will grant humanity eternity and ensure only those who do no evil remain.
That is her conviction, and she will do it no matter the cost.
"Disregard my musings Gawain, continue the report." She demanded and Gawain acquiesced before he continued to read the list of people who passed the selection.
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AN: So for those who didn't read the original, the bad end that showed Lev was initially an omake I posted a while ago in Questionable questing, right after I finished Fuyuki. I wrote it in a heat of passion and left it on extra's tab as a proof of what would happen if Mash and Ritsuka interfered to stop Lev from killing Olga. I decided to revisit it and rewrote it so everyone is a lot more proactive and made the ending a bit more bittersweet.
Bitter because Chaldea was destroyed, but sweet because Gudao and Mash are still alive.
I also gave a sneak peek of a future singularity for funsies, so I hope you enjoyed that.
Leave a like or a comment if you so wish and I will see you again next week.