Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Little Demon Demon asked such a great question, insightful! Who will take responsibility for the deaths of those innocent citizens? Isn't Loki, that damn guy, the main culprit? Why can he get away so easily? Uncle absolutely will not agree to this!
Having sent the message, Deadpool's gaze suddenly turned towards Loki, who was standing on the rooftop of Starrk Tower.
The god of mischief from Norse mythology currently looked quite pleased with himself, arms crossed, watching the superheroes fighting a bloody battle.
I need to find a way to get behind him and take down this bastard quickly!
Deadpool thought this to himself, and his body slowly floated upwards as if climbing a mountain, stepping on the air. This was clearly Death God's ability, using spirit particles as a stepping stone to ascend.
But because he had only recently acquired this ability, Deadpool was not skilled at using it. Especially Shunpo, he bumped into walls several times.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: ??? What kind of nickname is that? What the heck is Little Demon Demon?
Doujin Artist: Hahaha, Skirt-Flipping Maniac's demon.
Machete Girl: You know, it actually sounds kind of cute when you first hear it. Little Demon Demon, it has that vibe.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Cute my ass, just call me by my name!
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: I think it was a necessary evil for Thor to take Loki away. After all, Earth can't withstand the power and wrath of Asgard. Nick Fury must have thought of this too, which is why he tacitly agreed.
Shark-Faced Guy: Yeah, I think that's definitely a factor. If we get into conflict with Asgard over how to deal with one criminal, Earth could suffer even greater losses.
Amegakure Village's Angel: But this is appeasement. If we let one criminal go today, we might let a whole country go tomorrow. What will we do when there's nothing left to give?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I agree, a precedent like this really shouldn't be set. We know that Asgard is likely a friendly planet to Earth in the grand scheme of things. But in the Marvel universe, Asgard isn't the only alien planet. If an extremely aggressive planet came asking for someone, would we have to comply?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Whether they're aggressive or friendly, there's no room for negotiation on issues related to sovereignty.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Exactly! This scoundrel who caused chaos on our planet must pay with his life! Public execution, Uncle will personally carry it out!
Doujin Artist: Pfft, Deadpool, are you that worked up? Don't forget you're also a criminal yourself, hey!
Machete Girl: Exactly. If we're talking about paying with one's life... shouldn't you be the first one to go?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: I say, who are you guys on the side of anyway? Aren't we discussing that weakling god right now? Why are you all dragging Uncle out to be crucified?
Amegakure Village's Angel: We're certainly on our own side, but we still need to look at things objectively, don't we?
Doujin Artist: Right! The sins you've committed are probably no less than Loki's, are they? But S.H.I.E.L.D. only gave you about six months of confinement. Now when it's someone else's turn, you want them to pay with their life?
Curly-haired Guy: That behavior of yours is called double standards, you know?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Alright, alright, Uncle admits defeat. So, what do you guys think is the most appropriate course of action for him now? Do we still have to let Thor, that cuckolded king, take him away like in the original story?
Lazy Kitten: That's definitely not okay. Loki must stay on Earth to atone!
Soul Society's Villain: Why don't we just use our usual method? Labor reform. Let this little prince of Asgard experience the hardships of a laborer.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: That's a good suggestion.
Doujin Artist: I'm also planning to send those nobles in the southeastern province who aren't deserving of death to labor reform. We'll have a public trial in the main square tomorrow.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Wait, Mr. Deadpool, what did you just call Thor? What the heck is "cuckolded king"?
Machete Girl: Pfft! Ruiko, I didn't even notice until you brought it up. Why "cuckolded king"? Thor, who did he get cuckolded by? He and his girlfriend didn't end up together, but his girlfriend didn't cheat on him, did she?
Lazy Kitten: Speaking of a cuckolded king, I think Bruce Banner has the potential.
Doujin Artist: We're on the same page. Bruce Banner is truly cuckolded. Just like his skin color when he transforms into the Hulk, it's the same shade of green.
Curly-haired Guy: I see! Is that why he's called the Hulk, because he got cuckolded?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: No, no, no, I just thought Thor's head would suit a green hat. I didn't mean anything else, don't overthink it, everyone.
While sending messages, Deadpool quietly crept closer to Loki. But at this moment, a Chitauri spacecraft came charging directly at him.
"Damn shit!"
Deadpool cursed, dodging nimbly. At the same time, he lifted his leg and kicked at the Chitauri pilot of the spacecraft.
Bang.
The Chitauri pilot was sent flying through the air, and the uncontrolled spacecraft crashed heavily into the exterior wall of Starrk Tower.
Boom.
A huge roar echoed, sparks flying.
Deadpool took the opportunity to look up, only to find that Loki on the top floor had disappeared. This instantly ignited his rage, almost making him curse out loud.
So close, just a little bit closer! He could have captured that damn culprit and changed the group members' impression of him. Deadpool had even already figured out what pose Loki would be photographed in.
But he never expected such an accident to happen halfway through!
My mind is broken!
Deadpool's right hand, gripping his long sword, trembled slightly. His gaze continued to search everywhere, but he couldn't see a trace of Loki anymore. "Damn Chitauri, Uncle is going to turn you all into Mapo Tofu!"
Finally unable to hold back a curse, Deadpool jumped directly from mid-air to the ground. He swung his long sword, and all the Chitauri standing in his path were chopped into pieces.
After an unknown amount of time, he saw Loki's graceful figure again in a coffee shop. With an excited expression, Deadpool could no longer care about anything else and prepared to use Shunpo to rush over.
"Loki!"
But at this moment, a figure moving like lightning was faster than him. Thor, wrapped in lightning, charged towards the coffee shop like an out-of-control locomotive, rushing madly towards his brother.
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