You die. Whoops, sorry, wrong bottle.
*Don't worry, I'll call in a favor. You're going to be reborn into a fantasy world, allowed to take one item of your choice (all electronics have infinite charge because magic is now fueling them) that you own. Your abilities will all be enhanced to above average degrees, and your potential will basically be limitless in whatever magic and abilities this world has. However, you will be gifted with an abnormal amount of common sense, finding ingenious ways to use simple abilities. Such as defeating legendary beasts with infinite slip spells.
*This will also subvert many tropes. Nobles and royals will actually be grateful and repay you for great deeds(saving them, curing their blind wife, uncovering a plot against the king, etc), girls won't be too oppose to sharing and at least one will encourage the others into it.
*You can effectively become a god with this. Speaking of which, here, take this Smartphone. If you have any problems, just have a talk with the guy in charge. Should be the contact labeled "God."