Bob was definitely not a lazy guy, but thanks to the RLSSDs and the weirdly comforting companionship of Gigachad, he had found himself enjoying and looking forward to sleeping more and more!
[A useful life hack for workaholics to encourage them to sleep and maintain a healthy schedule and routine, maybe then you can unlock your own Dream World, or we can also undergo 'Subconscious training like Bob… 🫢✨]
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Teacher: *hands on hips, upset and speaking to student who is asleep* "Hey! Wake up! Why are you sleeping?!?!"
Student: *quickly awake, regaining their bearings* "Uh… Bob!!! Rizzmaster: The Adventures of Bob!!!"
Teacher: "Eh? Nani!?!?"
*The scenario changes to Product placement advertising.*
*Student suddenly whips out his phone which has Rizzmaster: The Adventures of Bob loaded on it.*
Student: "You see, in the novel, the MC, Bob, who is a top student, amongst other things, sleeps in order to level up and improve his learning ability!"
Teacher: "Wow!!! R-really?"
Student: "Yeah!!! What's more, it's FREE, and there's NO ADS!!![1]"
Teacher: *Interested* *Also takes out their phone* "How can such a great thing exist?"
Student: "Well, the Author, nightskynear is just a handsome and good person like that… What's more, the esteemed readers that read the novel are guaranteed to be good looking and talented as well - it's canon!!!"
Teacher: *gasps* "Oh, I see! So you were just sleeping in order to learn!!!"
Student: "Uh… yeah!!!"
*Read Rizzmaster: The Adventures of Bob today!!!*
"So yeah. Author, what do you think?" George Lazer coughed as he paused the promo video on the ending frame, showing the teacher, and the student energetically showing their phones towards the viewers with the webnovel Rizzmaster: The Adventures of Bob loaded on their screens, and which was inspired by the countless ads that Author had watched on Webnovel whilst writing this novel…
[1] A/N: This is a spoof of Webnovel Ads telling people to download a certain game or app which often includes these two 'positive points'…"
Author nodded giving George Lazer, his trusty multi-purpose media and PR guy the thumbs up.
"It's pretty good, but just make sure you include a line telling them to bring their Powerstones!!! 🫢✨🤭😍🔥💖🌻"
George inwardly cringed.
["S-so shameless!!!"]
Of course though, he was a professional, and so outwardly, he maintained perfect composure.
"Uh, All right boss…"
[Thank you for your contribution!!! 🤭✨💖✨🌻🔥]
*Author chucks George some powerstones*
+1 + 1
*Author's motivation has increased!!!* ✨💫
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Just when he thought he had seen it all.
Bob facepalmed. Even his Dreams now had ads?!?!
He had clicked the "Y…" expecting to be thrown back into the new RLSSD #3 to give it another go, only to be struck with this blow - the above scene… which was surprising, but admittedly good advertising - due to Author being, as usual, enterprising…
Author grinned as he leaned back in his usual shameless manner [Indeed, despite writing so many words to date, he still didn't know the meaning of the word 'shame'...] "Well it's for a good cause Bob, the more people know about Rizzmaster: The Adventures of Bob, the better it would be for you too right!"
"Hahahaghahah-!!!!"
Author was getting ready to engage in yet another bout of ludicrous laughing about his perfect promotional plan with George [as in Chapter 313] but at this critical juncture, in the Audience, Pep-Z Guy couldn't help himself, and pointed out the obvious problem in Author's 'seemingly seamless strategy'.
"But Author, did you realise that your advertising about the book… is currently *within* the book itself!?!?!"
"…"
"…"
"…Pep-Z Guy, for once, you are absolutely right. But never fear. If Author can be bothered to do it, he will definitely come up with a good advertising strategy… but for now, full steam ahead with his main aim, which is enjoying writing and completing the novel!!! 🫢✨"
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Bob tried the Recurring Lucid Save-State Dream RLSSD #3 again a few times, but unfortunately, he was unable to make any meaningful progress.
At this point, Gigachad had reappeared.
"Tch tch tch. Bob. That's what you get for skipping the cutscene."
Bob wasn't a top student for nothing though, and with his Level 432 Adaptability, he quickly learned his lesson. In the end, as per usual, he had wasted even more time than if he had just listened properly from the beginning!
"All right. Sorry GC, I won't skip your cutscene anymore 🫢✨"
Gigachad beamed like the Sun itself, a great, girthy, grizzled grin of grizzled, girthy greatness.
"Hahaha, no sweat Bob, we go way back, from Chapter 6 yeah, where I told you that you had to fulfill your destiny…"
"…"
"-Sure GC… yeah man, that's very good." Bob quickly said some stuffs that he hoped Gigachad would want to hear.
"Now… can you give me the RLSSD #3 info?"
Bob knew that as always, if he wasn't ruthless, then the Plot would never progress, so he had to take his chances when the opportunity arose.
Gigachad nodded, an earthen, empowering nod that sharply showcased his chiseled chin and jagged jawline.
"Of course my chosen successor. Indeed, this is the first secret of this RLSSD #3… Life is better connected - with everything, including your besties 🫢✨"
Bob exhaled. ...Of course! True Rizzmastery was not only about connecting genuinely with other people, but also about connecting genuinely with everything in Life itself...!?!?
This meant that he should respect and apply CARE not only in his interactions with others, but with *everything*, including even cutscenes in his dreams!!!
"Thanks GC!!! ✨"
Bob could feel himself levelling up again from this new insight!
"Don't mention it. But it won't be easy. As you can see, you're beginning to understand more about the burden now, and what the mantle will involve...!"
"Anyway. That is your clue."
*Ding* *New Ability unlocked!!!*
*You have unlocked the new Subconscious Ability: [Deep Dive] Lv 1. This ability will allow you to explore the depths, and new areas of your Subconscious, that you formerly could not access... *