At any rate, It was on this particular date.
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In his office, Fatteus Slacké checks his watch - it's 6 to 9.
Good. It seemed that there was still time…
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"…So in total, 6 Deluxe Emperor Burger Meals and 7 Large Drinks to go, will that be all, sir?"
Phitnus Firsté - "Phit" for short - was taking and making orders in a blur.
It just so happened, that today marked 2 whole years that Phitnus had been 'Undercover'.
It was business as usual, work before workout, and Phitnus Firsté was, as usual, manning his usual post at the Burger Emperor Store…
He had slapped and played around with over 676767 breasts… of chicken on the grill - bringing the heat 🔥 to, on average, over 927.08 of the succulent, satisfying meaty mounds on a daily basis…
He had spread, fondled, and glazed - with a creamy, [patented] blend of mayonnaise - over 1 353 534 buns - an average of over 1854 daily… strokes and smears, over the course of his current, covert career…
When at last! After flipping and furnishing what turned out to be his 696969th burger filled with smokin' hot [grilled chicken] breast - a personal best!!! - he finally got something more - than Fatteus' usual deliver-to-door request!!!
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"Phitnus. Get over here ASAP." [1]
"…It's time to execute… Plan… D !!!"
Fatteus' [rather] full voice carries across the encrypted comms line.
Along with the long-awaited… 'top secret' code sign…!?!?!!!
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[1] suggested to pronounce each letter individually "Ay Ess Ay Pee" here to maximise your reading experience ✨🤭 [ASAP = As Soon As Possible ✨]