Congratulations… you are officially legendary in your dedication ✨🌻💖🔥. But you were warned. You can still wait for the next chapter for the plot to continue... Author takes no responsibility for those who dare to continue past this line...
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At this point, as a counterpoint to all the intensity, and just for fun, Author figured that it was time to reveal his latest cursed creations, and pull the curtain back on some of the"outtakes" - basically, to provide a window into the random stuff that sometimes happened behind-the-scenes when he would start writing a chapter, as a bit of 'bonus content' for the esteemed readers to enjoy... 🤭 !!!
(last chance to turn back)
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*Pure, Unedited Draft for your reading enjoyment…*
bob and the bad rapper
Tepe playa sighed. Hugo wasn't the same cool dude he once was.
He had become different.
*End of Pure, Unedited Draft for your reading enjoyment…*
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…What injustice.
To think that he, Tepe Playa, might never get a chance to shine, to show the world what he was truly capable of.
No… It couldn't end like this!
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*Just as Author and his possibly planted testimonial troupe finished shilling, *ahem* that is to say, presenting the whole "Powerstone Contribution" Scheme…*
Tepe knew that this was his chance.
*Breaking free from his abandoned draft, He ascends to the stage, and grabs the mic!!?!?!!?*
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📼🎶🎤
Yo yo [🪀]
I was just a flash in the pan,
a mere slice of lamb
A broken man
But then after a brief internet scan
I found 5-Chan
Came up with a plan
While I ate my fruit flan
And got a spray tan
Called myself Dan
And got myself banned.
For writing poor rhymes
Countless times
Never saw the signs
Never paid my fines
Crossing those lines
As I was spittin' out bars
I thought to myself 'Nah'
Wouldn't happen to me
As I was climbing a tree
While charging a fee - for my fried rice
No dice
Now I'm done playin' nice
Will this suffice?
Now it's time to pay the price
with a slice~ and some top-spin
and some pottin'
mix, roll a six add some sticks to my licks
it's a quick fix lay those bricks yo~
with a *mix mix* but you gotta be slick bro~
in the end can't defend then you'll go down
so make no mistake only then can you claim the crown
Lost and found all around don't say that I didn't warn ya
cos it ain't about the loudness of the shout, just mow the lawn ah
and then don't preten-d that it was all part of the plan
if indeed deep in your heart you know that you truly ran
just know that you can man that's all
don't be afraid to go flow with the fall, y'all
but then just get back up and make your standin' count
increase all your money in the bank account
rise and shine it's the beginning of a new day
don't give up, try again, until you fly away
and say "hey" that was pretty cool, i guess it wasn't too bad
i ended up makin' people more happy and not so sad
then again, as you know it's all temporary
but even so, it all adds up in the obituary
in the memory and the melody
so are ya ready?
Then let's go!!!!!!!!!!!!
Writin' words that you know, just might touch the soul
Peace.
-Tepe Playa
*mic drops*
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"?????????????????????????????????"
"?????????????????????????????????"
"?????????????????????????????????"
"Bro."
"What is going on!?!?!?"
"W-Why am I entertained!?!?"
"Author has finally finally lost it."
"...I-It's still a Yes from me."
"I… Agree…"
Amidst the cacophony and uproar, suddenly, another voice spoke up.
Reedink Intuit?!
"...But wait...! It sounds like nonsense on the first read, but if you give it a second chance, and then a third chance... then Tepe reveals himself to you, and then you can't get rid of him afterwards, he will always be a part of you..."
"Wait, really?"
"Yeah man. I mean check out these lines brah..."
*rewinds and replays footage*
(in slow motion, played at x0.5 speed showing Tepe killin' it on the stage)
"-Lo-st and fou-nd al-l aro-und do-n't sa-y th-at I di-dn't war-n yaaaaa
co-s it ai-n't ab-out the lou-dness of the sho-ut, ju-st mo-w the la-wn a-hhhhh"
"-Like, here, it's actually telling us that actions speak louder than words..."
"Ohhhh yeah, I see it now... wow... Profound...!!!!"
The Audience bubbles and burbles with excited surprise, before eventually, bursting into applause!!!!!!!!!
Author: *trying to go with it and pretending like this was all part of the plan*
"Uh... You're welcome. We will continue the story in the next chapter…"
Tepe: "B-but wait I got more!!!!"
Author hurriedly motions to the film crew to cut to the ad break.
"Nah man, Tepe, you did good bro-You did real good."
*drags him struggling offstage*
Tepe *calling out*: "I-I'm Tepe Playa, remember the name yeah?!?!"
"Yeahforsurebroofcourse" *the backstage crew try to quickly appease him*
"-Now -get -down!!!!"
*camera cuts*
*happy go-lucky commercial jingle plays*
*We will return to our usual programming tomorrow.*
Thank you for your support !!!!! 💖🤭✨ - From Author
(I was just a flash in the pan,
a mere slice of lamb...) 🎶✨