At the old dormitory
There were 2 people wearing robes that covered them completely without revealing anything, standing inside a room.
It wasn't hard to recognize that this was the room where Hex, Igor and Alice had discovered the existence of the Alchemist summon.
"Great, someone found it and instead of learning more about it, they burned it right away, are you kidding me?" one of them wearing a brown robe said, his voice very rough.
They had only recently discovered it, the thing their cult was trying hard to find clues about. At that time he had to listen to his leader cry like he had never cried before and order him and the others to prepare to return to research it more carefully.
Of course after discovering this type of summoning he had activated the abandoned monster cards with the purpose of preventing anyone from entering and only then reported to the leader.
Then when the leader assigned the mission and he went there together with his colleague, the papers he had deliberately shuffled to avoid anyone discovering them were burned completely!
WOW! At least solve the puzzle and research it first, who told you to burn it right away??
"I clearly remember my Hundred Demons Night Parade did a good job… Could that gremlin Principal have found out?"
"Onii-chan~ I don't think that happened, Kyun Kyun!"
"..." He covered his face, not wanting to let out a single breath, and looked at his colleague.
A large figure, muscles clearly visible even under the robe, every angle extremely sharp and powerful as if he was born to join the battlefield.
IF HE WASN'T WEARING A PINK ROBE WITH HELLO KITTY ATTACHED TO IT!
"Nani?! Omai wa looking at me like that?! It feels so good, yamete looking at me…" The deep voice that couldn't be deeper was deliberately distorted to sound as sappy as possible.
I really want to throw up, why did I have to go with him?
"Shut your mouth, Kitty."
"Kyaa?! Calling me without even using honorifics?! So bold, Bull~"
"I'll throw up on your face right now, stop it!"
He rubbed his temples and started being serious.
"Why did you say earlier it wasn't the principles?"
"Simple, even though he's a great sage who's lived longer than even elves, that doesn't mean he's good at every field and omnipotent," Kitty's voice suddenly became more serious than necessary.
"What we placed in here was a high-level isolated domain created by the leader. Even gods would have a hard time seeing inside, let alone that childish old man."
"…I'm surprised you know how to talk seriously."
"Or do you like me better now~?" He swayed and posed like a young girl, making Bull step far away.
Damn it, if I knew I wouldn't have chosen this guy! No matter how skilled he is, his brain is the most problematic in the group!
"Ah, and even if it really was him who knew, he wouldn't burn it. Every mage is greedy for knowledge," Kitty said, hand on his chin.
"Then… do you know who did it?"
"Definitely the ex-boyfriend—hey no need to raise your fist, I was joking."
Then Kitty's eyes turned serious.
"Definitely those who know about it—"
"You ramble on and still say such obvious things!" Bull punched Kitty hard in the face.
However only Bull's hand got bent, while Kitty was completely fine.
"A-You hit me?! Has our relationship become this cold already?!"
"Kill yourself."
"Oh Romeo… you're so heartless, but I don't mind being a masochist…" Kitty covered his face shyly.
He really wanted to smash a brick over his head and turn himself in.
"Actually I already know who it was, their scent is still left behind," Kitty said cheerfully as he stood up.
"Then who is it?"
"It's the scent of a little boy and a little girl! Sniff sniff! Definitely not even 12 years old yet!"
"Motherf— why don't you just die?"
"Just kidding just kidding, but there really were two kids under 12 and one with an extremely heavy deathly scent."
"…is it him?"
"Yeah, it's Hex Mactor."
Wow, then it's serious, no wonder the Hundred Demons Night Parade I created was solved so quickly.
"According to the kid we lured, the Guardians and the teachers are best left alone, especially since Hex Mactor is a hard counter to those who specialize in using evil spirits like you."
If you're curious, that kid is Siutsu, who is in the same class as Igor.
This kid is quite easy to lure because he's greedy for attention and hates someone, so you can immediately guess what he wants.
Honestly, they didn't want to use this kid because they know how annoying people like him are, since in their group there's already someone exactly like that kid but worse.
"It was so tiring to infiltrate the academy without the old man noticing, and then we run into this, truly unlucky to the extreme," Bull covered his face tiredly.
Infiltrating here is VERY VERY VERY TIRING. Imagine a floating fortress that is always moving with no fixed stopping point, plus extremely powerful defensive mechanisms and extremely sophisticated traps.
And the worst part is after overcoming all of that, what they saw in front of them was a magic circle covering the entire academy, AND IT HAD 5 LAYERS OF DEFENSE!!!
At that time Bull had thought about retiring. If the leader didn't pay so generously, he would have found a way to leave the group already.
Money really isn't easy to earn…
Thanks to Kitty, whom the leader considered very suitable to pair with Bull, they found an extremely tiny gap to sneak through.
Indeed, apart from being a gay freak, this guy is good at everything. Compared to his other colleagues, Kitty is like an angel who came down to help without asking for anything in return.
…if this guy wasn't a pervert, that is.
So at that time both of them crawled into that gap, and it was pure hell for him.
The space was narrow, crawling in was hot and uncomfortable, and in front of him was Kitty's firm butt!
Every time Kitty suddenly stopped he would face-plant into that butt, and then Kitty would moan things that made him wish he was deaf.
This guy is good at everything, but he's a sick pervert!
And after going through 7749 hardships, he returned only to find that someone had burned it. A completely useless trip.
Now they have to go back and report to the leader. He's definitely going to eat them alive…
"I wish we could use communication magic or contact card, because going in and out of this damn academy is really shortening my lifespan…" Bull squatted down and rubbed his temples, trying to soothe his mental fatigue.
"Can't help it, this is his domain. Use it once and he'll notice immediately, then we'll become sex slaves."
"You shut up…" Bull sighed and stood up.
"First, besides Hex, who else is there?"
"Shota and Loli under 12?"
"That's not what I mean you pedophile, their names."
"Hmm… Right, it's Igor Snowy-Kun and Alice Caroll-Chan."
Alice Caroll? Wait, isn't that—
"I don't know what you're monologuing about but yeah, better stay away from that girl," Kitty's voice suddenly became serious again.
When it comes to experience and information, Kitty is the most useful person in the cult. Although his personality is weirder than anyone's, sometimes he's the one you can rely on the most.
From the very first days he joined this cult, Kitty had helped him a lot, so even if he acted like he hated him, he couldn't deny that he was very grateful to this eccentric senior.
If possible, later if he leaves the group he'll invite this guy to come along. After all that group isn't any good, you can lose your life easily.
"Kya?! Why is Senpai looking at me like that, it feels so good~"
Actually leaving him behind is also not a bad idea.
"So we'll report to the leader about Hex, that kid, and the girl Alice."
"I'm looking forward to the master's punishment~"
"Get lost."
After that both of them left.
***
"Okay chill out, ghost girl with the fierce nipples, why do you keep acting like you hate me to the bone?" I looked at the Ghost girl who was struggling to lunge at me.
Honestly if an outsider looked at this it would be no different from the familiar plot of those doujin about Shota and Onee-san.
Too bad I don't like shotas, those brats don't deserve good things, only proper adult men do!
Saying that while my own body is only 11 years old is a bit crazy, but oh well, time will pass.
"…" Felia floated and looked at the girl who was trying to lunge at it master, while it master was observing and studying.
It didn't understand much, what's there to study about that thing? The body is invisible so you can't see anything except the white cloth covering her whole body that reveals the figure, there's nothing cute about it.
"The previous owner of this monster really had culture, this one is no different from walking straight out of a doujin, too seductive," I was impressed after finishing observing, then started checking the Ghost girl monster card more carefully.
Ghost girl (Lv 3)
Type: Ghost
Atk: 500
Hp: 1000
Race: Undead
Passive: Invisible body
Skill: Scare
Information: A beautiful vengeful spirit, for some reason she hates men quite a lot.
…the information part is shorter than I thought.
And she hates men?
I looked at the Ghost girl who was trying to grab me.
Understandable, probably some scenario like she had a boyfriend who betrayed and abandoned her, or some man who abused her.
Either way, it still sounds pretty bad for her.
"Hmm, before buying that root, I need to check what Ghost-type monsters can do. Although I've already guessed a few things, what if I miss something?" I said to myself, turning away to get the book I had borrowed from the library, exposing my unprotected back.
And right when I wasn't paying attention and was careless, the ghost girl used her passive. The cloth she was wearing also became invisible and she started phasing through the spider webs.
Felia and Elara were startled and wanted to rush out to save me but it was too late.
Ghost girl raised her hand toward me, about to attack.
WHOOSH!!!
My body suddenly released an extremely strong cold aura, even creating snowflakes that spread everywhere.
Everything around was frozen in an instant. Both Elara and Felia were pushed back by the powerful blizzard never seen before.
I was startled feeling the cold that pierced to the bone, shivering and unable to speak.
Damn! What the hell is happening??
After a while, my body stopped releasing the blizzard. I hugged myself to keep warm even though I was wearing a fur coat.
"IF I KNEW I WOULD HAVE WORN AN EXTRA COAT, WHY DID IT SUDDENLY RELEASE A BLIZZARD LIKE THAT??" I said, starting to look around.
The whole room was now covered in thick snow. Felia seemed to be enjoying it while Elara was horrified looking at her spider nest that was now shattered into pieces after being frozen.
And Ghost girl?
"…turned into an ice statue already?"
Ghost girl was frozen, revealing the invisible parts. Her face showed extreme terror.
Should I say she brought it on herself?
"Oh shit?" I looked at the book I borrowed from the library that was now frozen solid, making it extremely fragile.
Holy crap, is this power or magic of mine a bit too strong??
From helping me create Ice Evolution, now to this overly strong self-defense ability, what does Igor's body contain?
I definitely have to ask the teacher, otherwise if I keep going like this without preparation I'll waste a lot of my stuff…
So I started pushing the snow off my desk, then rummaged for something.
"Here it is."
I brushed the snow off that card, then looked carefully.
Emergency Contact
(Special)
Information: allows contact with a pre-set target, after use the card will disappear.
Note: Students can go meet the Dormitory Manager or those working under her who are in charge of the manager's work to request this card. Only after using the previous card can they request another one.
This is the landline phone of this world.
How it works is quite simple, because it's no different from communication magic but doesn't continuously consume mana to maintain the call, plus it can be mass-produced so there's always stock outside.
Too bad, the academy doesn't allow selling it to students from grade 9 and below.
And the card I'm holding is the prototype of those later communication cards. I remember the original name was "One-time Walkie-talkie". Hearing walkie-talkie you immediately know it was created during wartime.
I poured mana into it, then waited.
Click…
[Hello, is there a problem?]
A woman's crackling voice rang out.
"Umm… I don't know how to say it, but there really is a problem on my side. Please listen to me sentence by sentence and don't call me an idiot or anything?"
[I've seen all kinds of things happen in the dormitory already, masturbating in front of the Principal's photo is one of them.]
????
What the hell?! That wild??
"Then… please."
So I started explaining, hoping I wouldn't get punished or anything because my situation was a bit unavoidable.
Hoping so…