"Son, how have you been lately?"
"Not too bad, nothing special."
"That's good. Your dad was worried sick because you didn't come back for the National Day holiday. You must remember to come back next vacation!"
"Yeah, okay."
"By the way, things have been a bit chaotic recently, you need to be careful out there by yourself."
"Don't meddle in things you shouldn't, and pay more attention when you go out. Safety first no matter what..."
"I know, I won't meddle in unnecessary things."
"That's good. Remember to check in once a week, don't make me always call you first."
"Okay, I'll remember."
"And also, you've been at school for a few months already, have you found a girlfriend?"
"If you have, don't hide it from Mom. I'll ask your dad to give you more living expenses!"
"No, you're overthinking it."
"Huh? Then you'd better hurry up!"
"In today's society, once you leave school, it's hard to trick girls. Everyone's very realistic!"
"Mom! You're pretty realistic too."
