Asmodeus floated cross-legged above Sarry's back as she slowly moved across the desert, sliding on the sand with her stomach and not even needing any help. The Sheathipede was on autopilot, while C-3PO piloted the YT. Those fourteen 'dragon balls' orbited around his body slowly and emitted bright lights, along with a dull, roaring hum. He opened those golden eyes with a smirk on his lips.
"What if we built a super huge lightsaber?"
'For me?'
"Maybe you could hold them with your tentacles?"
'Dangerous.'
"Uh… Yeah, probably. But what if we built a giant mecha and then gave it a lightsaber?"
'Not my expertise.'
"Same. But I think Shmi could do it! Right?"
He looked over further down the broad back, where the two women were clashing lightsabers fiercely. Obviously they were only using the training setting, but they still acted as if it was life or death. Shmi showed amazing progress these past few months! But then again, so did Eldra. Even with two yellow blades against one blue, the Twi'lek still easily parried and counterattacked, while Shmi was already out of breath.
"Hey Shmi! Can you build a giant mech?!"
"Yes, Master!" She replied instinctively, then got hit in the face with a buzzing blue saber when she stopped to actually process what he said…
"Don't lose your focus." Eldra chided, then turned to her Master and complained, "You too! Can you be a little more serious? Instead of fantasizing about giant lightsabers and mechas, you should actually practice your fighting skills with us!"
"We're running outta clothes. And if we fight naked, it's just gonna make us end up fucking and we won't get any actual training done." Asmodeus stretched out his legs and floated higher, then soared up into the air a few hundred meters! Those brightly-glowing dragon pearls also followed him up into the sky!
"Now you're just showing off!" Eldra blocked a yellow blade that almost hit her face, but then screamed in pain as one of her lekku was zapped by an arc of purple lightning!
"You cheating Sith schutta!"
"It's not cheating! You use the Force all the time while fighting!"
"That's different!" Eldra blocked another arc of lightning as the double-bladed lightsaber also swung around, nearly hitting her in the leg. Although it wouldn't actually hurt or do any damage to her prosthetics, if this was a real fight, then she'd lose her leg!
"Force Acrobatics are different from-Stop that!"
"Master is right! You need to train your Force Techniques more!"
While the two of them were bickering, Asmodeus looked down at the endless desert. They've been traveling to the west for so long that they're going to be in the 'east' soon. He enjoyed the feeling of 'flying' with the Force. It felt surprisingly natural and easy… Then again, why was it so hard in the first place?
He looked down at the two starships that were easily hovering around without using much effort or energy and smiled wryly. His pride was immediately smacked back down a few notches. After all, even a random Mando with a jetpack or a cripple with a hover chair could 'fly' much more easily than him.
"It's still fucking cool, okay?!"
'I wish I could fly.'
"As long as we put some anti-grav bullshit inside your belly and shove an engine up your ass, it should be fine."
'Maybe I should wait for the ship.'
"Hahaha~! Seriously though, why can't we put anti-gravity things inside you?"
'Maybe you should try it first?'
"Uh… Well whatever. The ship should only take a few more months anyway."
Shmi's monthly payment plan was pretty useful. The total price only came down to 5 million Credits. At 50k a month, it would only take about eight years. They had to pay a few thousand Peggats as a down payment. The pornsite income actually went up to 5,000 a month, so they had about 150k a month of disposable income. Fuel actually wasn't that expensive, especially if all you were doing was flying around on a planet. Other things like food, water, clothing, et cetera were actually more expensive, but still miniscule in comparison.
No one was dumb or insane enough to fuck with them in Mos Espa after what happened last time. Basically whenever anyone sees them, they generally run away or try to escape. The 'real' Sith treatment.
"I guess when it really comes down to it, flying isn't really that big of a deal. I still can't figure out how to teleport, turn into mist, phase through shit or even just make 'Force Fire'. Why is Force Lightning easier than Force Fire? It doesn't even make sense!"
There were countless ways to use the Force. Though most things could actually be replicated or even done more easily with the aid of technology. Which was probably why the Jedi tended to be more grounded and 'simple'. If they needed to fly, they'd just jump in a Starfighter and head into space!
'You dropped a ball.'
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