I'm not going to tell you what the pundits said. I'm not going to tell you what Neville said on Sky or what Carragher said or what Keane said or what the newspapers printed or what trended on Twitter or what the phone-in callers from Barnsley and Bristol and Croydon shouted into their microphones at nine in the morning.
I'm not going to tell you about the tactical breakdowns or the match ratings or the player grades or the editorial columns about what it means for English football.
I've told you all of that before. After Milan. After Liverpool. After every match that mattered this season, I've sat you down and walked you through the reactions, the headlines, the social media, the pundit panels.
You know what they look like by now. You know the rhythm. Neville says something generous. Carragher pushes back. Keane says something nobody wants to hear. Ferdinand adds the personal touch. The newspapers print the headlines. Twitter does what Twitter does.
