Floyd was laughing so hard he had to put his head down on the desk.
Lukas smiled despite himself and handed Ryan's phone back. He pulled out his own phone almost immediately, because if the classroom had found it, the first-team group chat had definitely found it too.
He was right.
The Manchester City group chat was chaos.
Messages were arriving faster than he could read them.
Bernardo Silva: LUKAS.
Phil Foden: Nahhhhhhh ššš
Erling Haaland: You have killed a manager.
Rayan Cherki: This is not normal behaviour.
Jeremy Doku: Bro came to England and started collecting managers.
RĆŗben Dias: Everyone relax.
Bernardo Silva: No, RĆŗben. This is a serious investigation.
Erling Haaland: First derby. Hat-trick. Two assists. Manager gone next morning. Efficient.
Then Haaland tagged him directly.
Erling Haaland: What did Amorim do to you?
Lukas covered his mouth with one hand, trying not to laugh too obviously in the middle of the classroom.
Floyd leaned closer.
