Author's Note: I am not an editor or a professional writer. I will write this and edit it to the best of my ability. I also do not own Uma Musume, which is owned by Cygames. Watch the animes and read the mangas, for they are pretty good. Finally, please enjoy.
High Spice POV:
After my girl left me in the infirmary, leaving me shocked by what she had just revealed, I calmed down and started thinking about how to get even with my team. First, I had to make them trust me again. Then I'd find a way to humiliate them in the most embarrassing way possible.
With what my girl told me, I think I just got what I needed.
I soon texted everyone on the team, "Yo, guess whose girl just got her agency hired as the Org's primary agency?"
They all quickly responded with shocked and congratulatory messages, followed by reminders that they were still mad or disappointed in me.
Still, I got them hooked, line, and sinker.
That's when I texted them, "Calm down. Here's some info you're gonna love and probably forgive me for. I heard from Ayana that the staff are having a meeting tonight, so if you want to meet up with your new interest right after this, tonight would be the time."
They all thanked me and forgave me immediately. Those chumps are so easy to manipulate.
Still, that Mana girl was hot. I still remembered her from a few hours ago.
I could just imagine Ayana in one arm and Mana in the other. It also helped that she looked like Mejiro Ardan. I soon went to bed, unable to wait to see how those idiots looked tomorrow.
This was going to be interesting.
The Next Day
The day after, I was released from the clinic. I was surprised by just how much faster an Uma Musume's healing factor was. My bruises and wounds had almost completely healed overnight.
I didn't have any injuries beyond that because they had made sure not to seriously injure me during the fight. Plus, Uma Musume naturally have much higher endurance than humans.
Jo also said that the combination of our three souls and the blessing of the Three Goddesses gave us an even faster and stronger healing factor than other Uma Musume.
The extra soul—our original one—mixed with the original's two souls had really boosted everything.
I soon headed to the team cafeteria, grabbed some food, and waited for the rest of the team. I really wanted to see the mess they had made of themselves after the information I gave them.
The first to show up were ImP and Lily, who looked hungover and barely conscious.
Then came Norn, who looked absolutely sexually frustrated, probably having struck out again last night.
Right after her was Steel, who looked like she hadn't gotten any sleep. She was still worriedly mumbling about something.
Mama and GW were both pouting, though about similar yet different things.
Then BlaD walked in, excited about something but obviously exhausted.
Next came Jo and KiWi, with Jo still doing research while KiWi pouted that Jo hadn't looked at her once all night.
Surprisingly, Rain and Sweets came in looking absolutely exhausted and complaining about muscle pain.
Following them were Gray and Rose, both worn out and looking like they felt absolutely stupid.
Finally, Vic came in looking like he had gotten very little sleep, mumbling to himself about preparations.
I didn't even have to plan anything to make this team embarrass themselves. All I had to do was plant one little seed, and they did the rest themselves.
They're dumb like that.
...But they're still my dummies.
When they all sat down, I smirked at them.
ImP immediately noticed and irritably asked, "What's with that look, Spice?"
I simply smiled and asked, "So... how was last night, everybody?"
Everyone immediately glared at me before flipping me off in a united front.
I burst out laughing, though it hurt my still-healing sides a bit.
It seemed I had been completely right about what happened.
I happily continued eating my breakfast in complete satisfaction.