(Exam hall. The students of Class D are taking their midterm exams.)
TOP
Wait a minute. This is not the same exams as the one for last year. It's a complete different paper. Juwon. You tricked us!
JUWON
Don't blame me. How was I supposed to know that the teachers would stop being lazy and print a new paper?
SHELLY
Juwon and TOP, be quiet!
JUWON
My bad.
TOP
Sorry, teach.
GRACE
Just know that you're dead Kim Juwon.
ABBY
How will you take responsibility if I don't get a 40?
JUWON
Stop attacking me and do your paper. If you're smart enough, you might notice that the questions are from what we learnt.
BEN
How? Some of us don't even write notes.
STEWART
We're going to be expelled.
JUSTIN
No one is going to be expelled. We'll just help each other out.
KEVIN
But would that get into trouble?
SHELLY
Why am I hearing noises? If I catch you talking, there will be serious consequences. Whoever I catch, I'll deduct 10 marks.
FABLO
[This teacher is not being fabulous after all. But I'm half way through my paper. A fabulous grade awaits me.]
HANNA
Even if the paper is now different. That doesn't mean the questions will be different. For example, this question is exactly the same as the one in the past papers.
(She starts filling in the answers.)
FABLO
[Did the girl find out the trick the teachers did?]
LISA
Hmm. Something is fishy about this paper.
JUWON
Hmm. I know that there is something wrong with the paper but I can't prove it.
HANNA
Of course, there is something wrong with the paper. Connect the dots.
JUWON
Ahhhhhhh! This is hard! We're cooked Chat!
HANNA
Idiot.
SHELLY
Juwon! What did I say about talking in the exam room? I'm going to deduct 10 marks.
SUKINI
Will the main character have plot armor or not?
JUWON
Wait. Don't deduct 10 marks. I beg of you.
SHELLY
And why should I not?
JUWON
Because, I got you a Chanel bag.
SHELLY
A Chanel bag?
JUWON
Yeah!
(He hands it over to Ms. Shelly.)
SHELLY
And where did you get the points to afford one?
JUWON
I'm a rich guy. I bought it with real money.
SHELLY
Do you actually think you can bribe your own teacher?
JUWON
Yes, I can.
SHELLY
Let me not find you talking again.
(She goes back to her seat smiling internally.)
SHELLY
I should post this on Facebook.
KEVIN
Boomer.
SHELLY
Who said that? That's very rude of you. And whoever said that may he not get a girlfriend in the future?
TOP
That's probably true Kevin, because of your plump body you get no huzz.
KEVIN
….
(Maddie concentrates on the paper.)
MADDIE
Hmm. Is there a clue on this paper? I can't seem to be figure out. Aha! I got it. It's the color of the paper. It's white in color.
(She raises her hand.)
SHELLY
Yes, Maddie.
MADDIE
I don't like the color of the paper.
SHELLY
And why is that a problem?
MADDIE
The paper should be pink and not white. And pink is my favorite color.
SHELLY
Just do your paper. Or 10 marks gone.
MADDIE
...
SHELLY
Gosh! This class is going to give me grey hair and I'm 27 years old.
JUWON
Damn, she's old.
SHELLY
Excuse me, I'm not that old.
HAKI
This paper is hard. I'm going to bed.
(He falls asleep. Ms. Shelly wakes him up with a loud hailer.)
SHELLY
HAKI! WAKE UP!!!!
HAKI
Unghaaaaaaa!!!!
(He falls from his seat making the other students laugh.)
STUDENTS
Hahahahahahahaha!
(Clive farts.)
CLIVE
Much better.
ASHLEY
Ew! Ew! Ew!
TIFFANY
I think I've gotten what's wrong with the paper. It's the same as the past paper but different.
KHLOE
You found out the trick?
TIFFANY
Yeah. All you need to do is to pay attention to each of the question.
JUWON
She's right. They just flipped the questions. Because the 1st question in the past paper is the last question of this current paper.
HANNA
Finally, you got the trick. I was about to call you an idiot.
[To be continued]
