Kayson sighed, "Alright, before you go on your date with Madam Maxime, let's take a walk together. I'll explain the various layouts and Alchemy equipment of our Hogwarts to you first, and then you can go on your date with her."
"Huh? Why?" Hagrid asked, bewildered.
"If she asks you why Hogwarts can stand up, how will you answer?" they asked.
"Alchemy."
"Uh huh, specifically? For example, what are the functions of each Alchemy device, and what are they called?"
"You'd have to ask me that, and that should be a secret of our Hogwarts, I certainly can't tell her," Hagrid shook his head.
"In fact, she agreed to go on a date with you this time probably to get that information. Of course, she definitely loves you too, you don't need to doubt that," Kayson added.
"But I can't use Hogwarts' secrets to satisfy my own romantic ambitions… That's not what a Hogwarts Professor should do!" Hagrid suddenly shouted loudly, as if Kayson had seen him as someone who would subconsciously betray Hogwarts' interests.
Although in fact, it was true, but unconsciously.
"Just speak boldly, there are many of these Alchemy devices that can be made, but to assemble them and get them to this point, I'll just say, besides me, not even Nicolas Flamel can do it," Kayson said.
"Alright then." Hagrid nodded, "Shall we go now?"
"Yes, starting from the Great Hall." Kayson walked over and put his hand on Hagrid's shoulder, and the two directly Ender Teleported to the Hogwarts gate. Behind the gate was the Entrance Hall, and behind the Entrance Hall was the Great Hall.
The two spent an entire afternoon roughly going through all the places in Hogwarts that had been upgraded with Alchemy equipment.
"Did you remember?" Kayson asked Hagrid, who was sitting beside him, during dinner.
"I remembered, I remembered… Um… What's that above our heads right now?" Hagrid asked just after remembering.
"...A gyroscope, used to maintain the balance of the hogwarts titan," Kayson said speechlessly.
"Okay, okay, no problem." Hagrid nodded.
"Um, I hope your date with Madam Maxime goes smoothly. Oh, by the way, when do you start?" Kayson suddenly asked.
"I'll pick her up after dinner," Hagrid said.
"Well, you two are really quick on the draw," Kayson sighed.
Everyone began to enjoy dinner. For Kayson himself, eating was not a task to maintain vital signs, but an important and happy process in life.
However, there were always people who wanted to destroy this happiness.
Just like at this moment, a series of owls carrying a series of urgent Daily Prophet newspapers rushed into Hogwarts.
Kayson picked up a newspaper casually while eating and started to read it.
This time, The Daily Prophet unusually used double headlines, and both headlines were very eye-catching.
Firstly, emmm... Hermione, Ron, Krum, and Miss Harley, plus Draco's five-way romance.
That's right, in this report, Ron was bisexual.
Roughly summarized, it could be said that Harry and Ron were a couple, Hermione and Ron were a couple, Ron was two-timing, but after Harry turned into Harley and gained outstanding looks, she began to be dissatisfied with poor Ron and hooked up with rich Draco.
And the fact that Ron was two-timing was also discovered by Hermione. At this point, Hermione reluctantly accepted Krum's invitation, but Ron, having lost two lovers in a row, couldn't accept it. He couldn't compete with the deeply rooted House of Malfoy in England, so he had to bully the outsider Krum.
He used magic to snatch Hermione from Krum, and that's how incredibly melodramatic the story was.
The second thing was Hagrid selling out the school for love. The astonishing event of the hogwarts titan was sensational news in the global magic community, and even Muggle leaders of various countries knew about this astonishing event.
But Hagrid, as Hogwarts' Professor of Magical Creatures, relying on his slight acquaintance with the Alchemy Professor, used foul means to extract the Alchemy secrets from the Alchemy Professor, intending to hand them over to Madam Maxime to gain financial affection.
It was an article like this, even more exciting and outrageous than the five-way romance in the previous chapter, even slandering Hagrid as a traitor to England.
"I know who wrote this article with my toes," Kayson said, his hand gripping the newspaper turning white from the force.
"This is complete nonsense!" Hagrid angrily smashed the newspaper and was about to look at Kayson, but Kayson had already disappeared.
"Where did he go?" Hagrid asked.
"Someone is going to be in trouble," Professor McGonagall explained.
"Even die, I felt a hint of killing intent," Snape added.
"I gave you two chances, let me think, the first time you slandered Dumbledore, I buried you in the ground." Kayson suddenly appeared in Rita Skeeter's home, and the moment he appeared, he used spider webs to restrain her.
"Then the second time, let me think, just recently, you slandered Harry Potter, and at that time, I had Arthur bury you and your photographer. Now it's the third time, what do you think I should do?" Kayson took a deep breath and said.
Rita now truly knew who the culprit was who had twice personally buried her, and for a moment, she was almost exploding with anger.
But soon she sneered, "So what, I've already sent out the newspaper. It can't be taken back… At most, I'll apologize to you in the next issue? Let me calculate the time, there will probably be a fingernail-sized space next month to write an apology article."
At this point, she had already thought it through. It was just being buried, harmless, and compared to the five-figure Galleon manuscript fee The Daily Prophet gave her, let alone being buried, even if she was put in a flowerpot to be a potted plant for The Daily Prophet, it wouldn't be impossible.
But Kayson shook his head, "No, I didn't come here this time to make you apologize."
"Huh?" Rita Skeeter looked at Kayson in confusion.
And the latter slowly pulled out a blade shimmering with purple light, "I should congratulate you, you have received the same treatment as Minister for Magic Fudge."
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