Leilani.
Never in my life did I ever stop to imagine that a day would come when I would be pronounced dead on national TV for everyone to see.
I never rated myself enough to imagine that my death would be something important enough to make national news, so now that it was happening, I couldn't help but be shocked.
And do you know what makes the whole situation even funnier, even though it isn't supposed to be funny?
The fact that I was not dead.
Hell, I am NOT dead.
It was funny that while the entire world mourned my demise, I was in fact lodged in a cheap motel, munching away on some spicy sugary potato chips while I watched my house burn to the ground.
