A deal...between The Joker and Fiona. An information exchange and even the willingness to kill Celia if she goes too far..., Sophie was shocked by the deal.
Sophie: "Fiona...You really want Celia to be killed?"
Fiona: "If she is a danger...yes."
Sophie: "But..."
Fiona stood up and filled a cup with milk and coffee and gave it to Sophie.
Sophie: "Ugh...thanks."
Fiona: "You're welcome."
Then she took cocoa, filled it with milk, and heated it.
Sophie: "You really think it will be a good...idea to go this far?"
Fiona: "Like I said, Sophie...only if it is necessary. If it is necessary to kill her...then I will do it...with responsibility."
Marcus: "And you are sure this is a good idea? What will the high ranks of the Dark Umbrella do?"
Fiona: "I know the higher ranks...once the mission is completed...they turn a blind eye."
Marcus: "And what if they don't? What if the mission fails...Fiona, you are playing a dangerous game here...They could even threaten your Crow title."
Fiona: "I will do it the way I was taught...to act. Hesitating only creates unnecessary victims. Do we want that?...Do we want Zantanel to get what she wants? Whatever she wants, one thing is certain...it is connected with chaos and pain...that is what she wants...And I want to prevent it...even if it means I have to work with The Joker."
Sophie: "Hmm..."
Marcus: "I understand...and I think that is the reason why they made you a Crow...because they knew you are willing to take risks when it comes to missions. But you must know...you can only kill Celia if we are sure...that she is a danger. That means not only documents..."
Sophie: "Yes."
Fiona: "I know...and here I already found something. Take this."
She gave them a document.
Sophie: "Hmm?...She...had a...wait...girlfriend?...She...she is a..."
Fiona: "Lesbian...good, you understood."
Marcus: "Could also be bisexual."
Fiona: "Yes...yes...and I think I know who is right for this."
Sophie: "Me?"
Fiona: "No...but...if you were a lesbian...which woman would interest you the most?"
Sophie: "(Sweat)...how should I know...mmm...The most beautiful woman...hmmm...It must be someone who can behave well...and even be caring...someone like...Sandy?"
Fiona: "Exactly...When The Joker took the role of Sandy back then...that's how it was, right? The Joker played the role so well that even in the documents it said that she...was also one."
Sophie: "Ohhh...I understand. So you want to gather information..."
Marcus: "By...making a relationship?"
Sophie: "I wonder if Joker will accept that."
Marcus: "Good question."
Fiona: "Let's ask her ourselves."
She took a number.
Fiona: "This is Sandy's number."
Sophie: "But she might not use it anymore."
Fiona: "I think she knows...that I will contact her this way."
(Dring)
The Joker: "Well, well...I knew you would call this number."
Fiona: "Hey...Joker...when you played Sandy, did you also play the role of a...woman who likes women?"
The Joker: "Oh...you are direct. No, not exactly...more like a woman who likes both...hehe...I tried to seduce you...but you are not a lesbian. Shame...I would have liked to see you without clothes."
Sophie: "(Sweat)...this is getting too crazy for me. I will go to the kitchen."
Marcus: "Yeah...I will also go to the hotel."
The Joker: "Anyway...why are you asking?"
Fiona: "I found out that Celia...apparently is interested in women too."
The Joker: "Ohh...let me guess...you want me to...seduce her?...in the Sandy role?"
Fiona: "Yes."
(Beep...beep)
Sophie: "Huh?"
Fiona: "She hung up."
Sophie: "(Sweat)...wow...even she refuses something like that."
(Knock) (Knock)
Sophie: "Huh?"
She opened the door...it was...The Joker.
The Joker: "Listen...even for me this is too much."
Fiona: "(Sweat)...Why the hell are you...here so quickly...were you watching us?"
The Joker: "Huh?...No, you idiot...my house is nearby, did you forget? I wanted to rest and I knew you would call me with the Sandy number...So you want me to sell my beautiful body...with her?"
Fiona: "Exactly. Nice that you understood."
Sophie: "Hahh...Fiona, a little compassion..."
Fiona: "Why? You have that role in Sandy."
The Joker: "Yes...because I never planned to do it."
Fiona: "Wait, so you are not into women?"
The Joker: "No."
Sophie: "But...you don't have to lie."
The Joker: "I'm not lying, you idiots."
Siegfried: "Um."
Sophie: "Hmm?"
Fiona: "You keep saying...oh Fiona...I would love to see you suffer and see blood on your beautiful face."
The Joker: "Dude, stop copying me. That's even creepy...and even creepier that you can do it so well...hahh...I...don't like anything...I like...well...blood...and people who bleed...that's it...doesn't matter if man or woman."
Sophie: "...Well...one could still say that...you are somewhat similar."
The Joker: "No...that is called more...brutality."
Fiona: "(Sweat)...Well...I think...it doesn't have a title because nobody is as sick as you."
The Joker: "That is called voyeurism of suffering. That is what you call it when someone likes watching others suffer."
Fiona: "Okay...so what now? Will you take the role?"
The Joker: "Under one condition...I don't have to do anything with you...so...no...kisses or oh babe...or those...ugh...relationship things."
Sophie: "(Sweat)...ugh, he is...something else, but okay."
Fiona: "I can't promise that...I don't know how...she will react."
The Joker: "I can also take the role of a man."
Sophie: "And what if she wants to...you know...do something? You are a woman...you have different body parts...and how will you hide those two...chests? I mean...they are not huge...but you have something."
The Joker: "Ohh, look at that...Do you like my beautiful body?...Come on, let's go into the shower."
Sophie hid behind Fiona.
Sophie: "No, take Fiona here."
Fiona: "(Sweat)...Sophie...She is just messing with you..."
Sophie: "She is scary."
The Joker: "Mmm...ohhh...does she also like boys?"
Fiona: "Here it says she actually had a relationship with a man once, but that was a long time ago."
The Joker: "Oh...is she pretty?"
Sophie: "Yes...actually she is."
The Joker: "Body?"
Fiona: "Hmm."
She looked at Sophie.
Sophie: "Definition of a woman with melons."
The Joker: "Great...I know someone who can do it, and no, that person is not me."
Sophie: "Huh?"
Fiona: "Hmm?"
The Joker: "The Musician...One last question...why did they break up with her?"
Fiona: "It doesn't say..."
Sophie: "Hmm..."
The Joker: "Hehe...because it isn't written, I assume it is because she truly is...a perverted slut."
Sophie: "The only perverted one here is you..."
Fiona: "Sophie...can you stop hiding behind me...and if you do, don't make yourself small. Your hands are on my waist."
Sophie: "Oh, sorry."
She stood up.
The Joker: "So...what do you think?"
Fiona: "You try first, and then...you can ask the Musician."
Siegfried: "Ohh...yurification, yes!"
Sophie: "(Sweat)..."
Fiona: "(Sweat)..."
The Joker: "(Sweat)...what...is wrong with him?"
Fiona: "Just ignore him. He is simply like that."
The Joker: "Hahh...I understand. You want to know if she is more attracted to women or men...What if she isn't into younger people? As far as I know, I don't think she is even 30."
Fiona: "You are right...she is 37."
Sophie: "What?!!!...but...but...but...she looks younger than me."
Fiona: "Yes...I was surprised too."
The Joker: "37...Forget the Musician, he prefers younger women."
Sophie: "Pedo?"
The Joker: "Well...I wouldn't go that far...I hope...even I say no to that."
Fiona: "Oh...look at that...you actually have limits."
The Joker: "Of course...Why would someone like that? I don't understand. Anyway...back to the topic...The Musician might not accept this, but The Finger...once you tell him it is for the mission, he is willing to do it."
Sophie: "Ohh."
Fiona: "I understand...Yes...this could work. Who tests first?"
Sophie: "Hmm."
The Joker: "The Finger...make him do it first. If it doesn't work...I guess I have to step in...ugh...for that I want you to get slightly injured, Fiona...or Sophie...preferably on the neck or finger."
Sophie: "Fiona...slowly...I have the feeling we will regret this soon."
Fiona: "I already regret it, but I have no choice...hahhh...okay...I would prefer not to kill Celia."
Sophie: "Huh?...Look at that, that means you are against it too?"
Fiona: "Of course I am against it...I would rather solve this peacefully without blood...as for the relationship thing, you can do that."
The Joker: "Question...what if she doesn't react to me or The Finger? What then?"
Siegfried: "Ask me...The Yuri King."
Sophie threw the basket on his head.
Sophie: "Shut up over there...Nobody asked for your opinion. Go upstairs, keep reading your Yuri stuff, or jump out the window...preferably the second."
He went upstairs.
The Joker: "So...how about if we ever..."
Siegfried: "Aaaaaaaghh!"
(Crash!)
Silence.
Fiona: "...he didn't just jump out of the window."
The Joker: "(Sweat)...What a...clown."
Sophie: "He is fine. It isn't that high."
Siegfried: "I broke my finger."
Sophie: "Hahh..."
She closed the window.
Sophie: "So, back to the topic."
The Joker: "(Cough)...what if it doesn't work...and neither The Finger nor I can seduce her?"
Fiona: "With you two, I doubt that...because both of you are good-looking...especially The Finger and you actually look good."
The Joker: "Ohh...don't look at me like that...mmm...Do you want to flatter me?...hehe..."
Siegfried: "I'm back."
The Joker: "Hey...how is your finger?"
Siegfried: "Good."
The Joker: "Cool...hey...wait a second...I just thought of something...Fiona..."
Fiona: "Ugh...yes...I think I know what you are thinking. Hehehe."
The Joker: "Hehehehe..."
Both grinned evilly and looked at Siegfried.
Siegfried: "Um..."
Sophie: "Hmm?"
Joker: "Long hair."
Fiona: "Beautiful face."
Joker: "So beautiful that when I first saw you, I thought you were a woman...How about it? This could work. A man who looks like a woman."
Siegfried: "I look like a woman?...I have a penis."
Sophie: "(Sweat)...That...we know..."
The Joker: "Oh come on...this would work, Siegfried."
Fiona: "Yes...do it...you look good."
The Joker: "You have beautiful green eyes, long hair...and oh...muscles...that is...attractive. I will even give you a reward."
Siegfried: "What would that be?"
The Joker: "A secret."
She whispered into his ear.
Siegfried: "Ugh...wait, what if she...you know...with me...you know."
The Joker: "Ohh...that is a...good question."
Fiona: "Yes...that is actually important...you are not underage, right?"
Siegfried: "No...I'm 20."
Fiona: "Good, at least that...hmm."
The Joker: "Hmm...I see no problem...Siegfried...This is good...for you. Hehe..."
Sophie: "Just don't overdo it...in the end you will become a father."
The Joker: "Ugh."
Fiona: "Mmm...slowly I think this mission is not so...cool anymore."
The Joker: "Hahhh...let's try it."
(A few hours later)
Celia: "Hmm."
(Patch!) (Patch!)
Celia: "Shopping...let's see."
Siegfried: "Hmm...oh."
Both touched the same thing.
Celia: "Oh...sorry...oh...you are the guy from the Dark Umbrella."
Siegfried: "Oh...Miss Jimenez."
Celia: "Oh...um."
Siegfried: "Here you go."
He gave her the bread.
Celia: "But you wanted it too."
Siegfried: "No problem...I will buy it somewhere else."
Celia: "Um...o...okay...Where are your friends?"
Siegfried: "I wanted to walk alone for once...I am new...Sometimes I feel...like I don't belong."
Celia: "Oh...I am sorry to hear that...mmm..."
Siegfried: "And you...are you buying this for your children?"
Celia: "Oh...I don't have children. I am not married."
Siegfried: "What? A beautiful lady like you is not married?"
Celia: "Ugh...um...ahh...yes."
They were being watched.
The Joker: "One thing must be admitted...that guy is a flirt. A really good one."
Sophie: "Yes...that...is creepy."
Fiona: "Shhh..."
Celia: "Um...I am only buying bread for my sister."
Siegfried: "I understand...so you have no children and no relationship...hmph...People must have lost their good taste."
Celia: "Ugh...(turns red)...mmm...Thank you...I should probably...go."
Siegfried: "How about you have a coffee with me for a moment?...Unless you already have plans?"
Celia: "Uh...mmm..."
Siegfried: "It is on me...I won't let a lady pay."
Celia: "Hah...okay."
Sophie: "He did it!"
The Joker: "Shhh."
Fiona: "Quiet."
They sat down in a cafe.
Celia: "Mm...so...you are new."
Siegfried: "Yes."
Celia: "Oh...I understand...I thought you were buying something for a partner."
Siegfried: "No, unfortunately I am single at the moment."
Celia: "Oh...really? Even though you look good."
Siegfried: "Yes...Unfortunately, people often think I am a woman...because of my long hair...and big eyes."
Celia: "Ohh...I think that looks good."
Siegfried: "You think so?"
Celia: "Yes."
Siegfried: "Listen...I have a suggestion...nearby there is a hotel...how about we talk there?"
Sophie: "Dude, not that direct."
The Joker: "Not a good move."
Fiona: "Idiot."
Celia: "Sure."
Sophie: "Huh?!"
The Joker: "Nevermind...seems...she might be into that."
Fiona: "No wonder the mayor was murdered...with a security chief like that?"
The Joker: "Wow...you really don't hold back, do you?"