[We're married, you know—☆]
Strolling on the seaside road, the slightly salty, moist sea breeze was invigorating.
Looking at the congratulatory message sent by his brother on his phone, the blonde young man's mouth involuntarily curved into an arc, and the corners of his eyes became moist.
Time flies. He never expected that his best brother in college had already entered the hall of marriage. The relationship between men and women is truly miraculous...
"Beast! Iori! Let's smash the window and take out this bastard!"
"Understood! A guy who enters adulthood early has no right to enjoy this wonderful world! As best friends, we should have the resolve to die without regrets after taking off!"
"Wait a moment, you two, don't get so agitated."
"..."
Looking blankly at the figures moving by the villa window in the distance, although the blonde young man was unclear about what was going on, he undoubtedly sensed a strong murderous intent.
Speaking of which, his best friend should be directly taken out after taking off. What kind of perverse friendship is this?
Regardless...
"Hello, is this 110? I saw two men and two women planning a robbery, and it looks like they are acquaintances—"
"Waaah! Watch me smash the glass with my head!"
"I already told you to calm down!!!"
Clutching the black-faced, giant-sized Iori tightly, Yoshikawa Aina's small face turned red from the effort, barely managing to save the repair costs for the glass.
Besides, although Yu, who had prepared in advance, was suspected of premeditated seduction, it was best not to take any radical action before the truth came out!
"Um, if the villa's front door was reinforced with soundproofing, the glass would still have a slightly weaker soundproofing effect, right?"
Placing her hand on her lips, Chisa Kotegawa waited for Iori and Kohei to calm down, and carefully pressed her ear against the cold glass.
"Thump thump thump!"
As the ambient noise disappeared, the surge of the ocean waves became clear in Chisa's ears, and the muffled thud that sounded at the same time was her own heartbeat.
Closing her eyes and taking a deep breath, her hearing was enhanced again, and her heartbeat gradually subsided.
Finally, familiar sounds began to sneak into her ears. Although still very faint, she could barely distinguish them...
"Mhm... don't move around."
"So hot... I can't breathe! Spare me..."
"Be obedient!"
"..."
The light faded from her eyes. If she hadn't misheard, Chisa Kotegawa was 90% certain that the voices belonged to her sister and Yu.
However, the situation in the room seemed a little different from what she had imagined. Why was Nanaka-nee the one taking the initiative!!!
At the same time, in the room, Miyazawa Yu's instinctive movements of constantly stretching his arms and legs finally angered Kotegawa Nanaka in her sleep.
In the latter's happy dream, she had already hugged her cute little Chisa tightly and was cuddling with her frantically.
However, Chisa was being disobedient and constantly struggling. Helpless, she could only stick out her tongue and lick the other person's ear, comforting her: "It's okay, just give your body to your sister!"
"???"
Separated by the glass, Chisa Kotegawa's expression was completely blank.
What did she mean by "just give your body to your sister"? Was Nanaka-nee actually a super-well-hidden carnivore?
That tone seemed to imply that she absolutely wouldn't stop until she had completely devoured Yu! As a woman, shouldn't she at least be more reserved about this kind of thing!
"Chisa! What's the situation in the room? What about it?"
"Should we smash the window and rescue Azusa-senpai from the fire and water!"
"Ah! This..."
Suddenly snapping back to reality, seeing Kohei pull out a powerful-looking chainsaw from somewhere, Chisa Kotegawa quickly waved her hands in panic: "N-nothing! There's no sound at all! Ahahaha~"
"Eh? Really?"
Chisa's panicked expression was too suspicious. Iori Kitahara, half-believing and half-doubting, pressed his head against the glass.
Just as Chisa Kotegawa turned her head away, unable to bear her sister's habits being exposed, the former's expression instantly became a mix of seriousness and terror.
"Iori, actually..."
"No good! There's an inside man! Stop the transaction!"
"Eh?"
Before Chisa could ask what had happened, she suddenly felt a tightening sensation in her chest. By the time she came to her senses, she and Aina were already standing on the ground.
The next second, the flashing red and blue lights of a police car from the Metropolitan Police Department lit up in the distance. She immediately realized what they were.
And their current behavior...
To put it nicely, it was peering into someone else's privacy. To put it bluntly, it was attempted breaking and entering, because what normal person gathers in front of someone's window late at night instead of sleeping!
"Iori! What do you do?"
"It's okay, Chisa and Aina, hurry back first!!"
"Don't worry, a small matter like this won't stump us!"
Jumping up, Kohei Imamura clenched the chainsaw in his mouth, placed both his hands and feet on the wall, directly supporting himself in the narrow space above the window sill.
As for Iori, he pulled out the diving mask tucked into his waist, bit down on the breathing tube, and leaped up.
While performing two and a half turns in the air, he didn't forget to give Chisa, who was already entering the door, a reliable smile and a thumbs-up, and then plunged into the outdoor swimming pool with a splash.
He accurately controlled the height to leave only a small section of the snorkel above the water. As long as the police didn't carefully check the corner of the pool, they would definitely not discover a living person hiding inside!
"..." X2
Stunned, witnessing this slick combination move with her own eyes, Yoshikawa Aina had only one thought—
These two guys are truly overqualified for the Pab club. If they traveled back a few hundred years, they could easily be ninjas with these two skills, without any sense of incongruity!
"Hmm, 12 Rinkai Road?"
Straightening his hat, the police officer with a unique tough-guy look stopped his police car and checked the alarm caller's report. He confirmed that the house that was being intruded upon was the one in front of him!
However, compared to the liveliness thirty seconds ago, all that remained for the officer now was quiet tranquility.
"Isn't there absolutely no one here? Was it a false alarm?"
Walking across the lawn with his hands behind his back, he stopped by the edge of the pool and looked up at the completely dark windows of the villa.
"!!!"
Sensing a gaze directed at him, Kohei Imamura's eyes instantly became tense.
Although the chainsaw appeared in his hand by itself, if he tried to explain that reason, he would 100% be considered insane!
To avoid being arrested by the righteous officer and eating a pork cutlet bowl in the interrogation room, his jaw muscles bulged on both sides of his face, his teeth clenched the chainsaw blade tightly, and his veiny hands moved up a few centimeters to hide his body as much as possible in the darkness.
"Hmm, no one..."
"By the way, this house has a private pool. Is it a villa rented out for parties?"
"!!!"
Looking up, hearing the footsteps so close to his ear, Iori Kitahara could even see the officer's rugged face.
His Adam's apple bobbed up and down. If he hadn't been the only one in the pool, he probably would have peed his pants in fear!
However, the thing he feared came true. Just as the footsteps gradually moved away, and he thought he wouldn't be discovered, a large amount of water suddenly rushed into the lower end of his diving mask, instantly submerging his eyes.
"Gurgle gurgle..."
Suddenly losing his vision, Iori Kitahara instinctively exhaled a large cluster of bubbles in panic. The sudden ripple in the calm water also alerted the police officer.
"Is there something in the water?"
"!!!"
His vision completely black, hearing the sound of footsteps approaching again, Iori's heart instantly beat violently at a super-high frequency, like an epileptic seizure.
Being taken away by the police for peeking into Nanaka-nee's room, if that got out, he wouldn't be able to stay in the Pab club!
In any case, he must restore his vision first! Otherwise, he had no room to maneuver!
In a flash of lightning, having decided on the right path in his heart, he immediately tilted his head back and forced all the remaining air in his lungs out through his nose into the diving mask.
Although he had practiced all morning with no results, this was a life-or-death challenge. If he didn't succeed, he'd be socially dead!
"..."
Walking to the edge of the pool and looking down, the police officer frowned and then squatted down... and picked up the pair of underwear floating in the water, his head full of question marks.
First of all, this was undoubtedly a pair of men's swimming trunks, but the problem was that behind every pair of underwear that appeared alone, there was definitely a completely naked man!
Could it be that the owner of the house carelessly left them behind?
"Although it's very late and it's inappropriate to disturb them, it's better to ask!"
No longer hesitating, he stood up and walked to the back door of the villa, knocked twice, and pressed the intercom on the side of the door.
"Hoo—! Hoo—!"
Gasping heavily through the snorkel, the naked Iori Kitahara was leaning against a corner of the pool, his pupils dilated, looking like he had been gone for a while.
That was a close call. Fortunately, the drifting underwear attracted the officer's attention, allowing him to quietly swim away along the edge.
Speaking of which, crisis is a good thing. The mask clearing technique that he couldn't learn after several hours of practice, he actually succeeded at this time.
It seems he doesn't have to worry about failing the diving certificate test tomorrow!!!
"Yes, yes! Oh, Officer! Is there a problem?"
"Actually, someone reported that two men and two women were attempting to break in and rob the house..."
Tipping his hat to the homeowner, the tough-guy officer repeated the alarm information in a rough voice, while taking out a notepad and pen, and questioned with deep suspicion: "Did you two notice anything unusual?"
"I see, I'm sorry, we were sleeping very soundly, so we didn't hear anything at all. Right, Kotobuki?"
"That's right! That's how it is!"
Nodding with his arms crossed, Ryujiro Kotobuki revealed a cheerful smile and flexed his muscles, reassuring the unfamiliar officer: "And even if there was, it's okay! We can protect ourselves!"
"I see, I understand..."
Diligently recording the conversation between the two parties in his notebook, the tough-guy officer immediately turned his pen and pointed the focus at the lower bodies of the two naked men in front of him.
"And also, could you please explain your attire?"
"Hmm? It's just ordinary nakedness!"
"No, no! Normal people wouldn't open the door for someone without wearing underwear, would they?"
"Oh~ I think there was something like that..."
Looking down and sinking into thought, realizing that strolling around naked in front of a police officer was indeed impolite, Shinji Tokita picked up the cardboard box that contained the beer and placed it over his groin.
"This should be fine, right?"
"Emmm... is there something wrong with your heads? In that case, please register here. Here are your swimming trunks back. Remember not to wander the streets and harm anyone, okay?"
"No problem, no problem."
"..."
Hiding in the stairwell and watching the tall backs of the seniors handling the situation with ease, Chisa and Aina were silent, with two streams of bloody tears flowing from the corners of their eyes.
Although they were grateful for the help, wasn't this a bit too humiliating!!!