"According to what's said online, college beautiful girls actually don't like those who are too unconventional, so when striking up a conversation, you must learn to read the room!"
"Hmm... and so?"
"Dressing too flashy will be seen as having ulterior motives, but if it's too frivolous, you'll be treated as a playboy and avoided, so it's best to wear clothes that blend into the surrounding environment..."
"I see, that's really enlightening!"
After listening to Iori's insightful advice, Miyazawa Yuu clapped his hands and showed a look of sudden realization.
Just striking up a conversation with girls, there are actually so many tricks to it. Thinking back, he was truly unrestrained when he first met Nanaka-nee.
But regrettably, even if he memorized this knowledge now, he probably wouldn't have the chance to practice it!
"Well! Anyway, having Nanaka-nee and Azusa-senpai is enough for me, so there's no need to worry about this, right~"
"That's true..."
Veins popped out on his forehead, Kitahara Iori clenched his fists, gritting his teeth and glaring at the completely oblivious Miyazawa Yuu, and only after a long pause did he squeeze out the second half of the sentence—
"But I need it! Being naked from the waist up, will anyone really attend a campus festival dressed like that!"
"Eh? Isn't this quite normal?!"
Raising his head with his arms crossed, speaking righteously, Miyazawa Yuu refuted with a shameless attitude of completely not understanding what Iori was saying: "You and Kohei were also dressed like this during the Izu Campus Festival, right!"
"No! Look over there! Girls are completely afraid to come near, okay! How can I pick up girls like this!"
"That's Iori's problem, please don't cause trouble here..."
Guiltily turning his head away, Miyazawa Yuu naturally knew that the muscular guy attribute would definitely be a negative bonus at a girls' university, but there was a reason why he was doing this!
Thanks to two-timing, coupled with Azusa-senpai excessively high popularity, since the news of his successful 'reaching base' spread, the number of assassination attempts from all quarters has sharply increased!
As the saying goes, don't fear a thief, fear a thief who keeps lurking. For personal safety, he could only maintain his transformed state when outside these past few days.
No choice, the normal physique in sportswear has an object resistance rating of $i \cdot \text{san} \cdot \text{wu} \cdot \text{qi} (\text{nine}) \cdot \text{III}er$ which is indeed a bit low, it would be bad if he was ambushed and thrown into the sea to feed the fish!
"Well, Iori, whatever clothes Yuu wears is his freedom, we cannot interfere unnecessarily!"
Standing beside him, Imamura Kohei had a helpless expression, shaking his head with a feeling of regret that iron cannot be made into steel.
Right in front of them was a holy land for single dogs like a girls' university, yet these two guys, Iori and Yuu, were still arguing loudly, truly lacking judgment!
Not only that, but Kaya-sama is coming to hold a concert, shouldn't they greet her in the most enthusiastic state?
"...I don't think you're qualified to say that at all."
Glow sticks, cheering headbands, and a large open-front cardigan that only people wear at festivals, Kitahara Iori stared at the unkempt Kohei in front of him, his expression quickly becoming extremely disgusted.
Especially those two fan-like antennae on his head! Was he trying to scare all the girls away by cosplaying a giant southern cockroach!
The two-dimensional world is unreliable indeed, just a voice actor concert has already upstaged everything else, seizing the C-spot in Kohei's heart.
It looks like today he is destined to fight alone, let this guy Kohei live out his life with anime!
"Speaking of which..."
Pinching his brow, Kitahara Iori took two steps back, distancing himself from the two perverts right now, and frowned as he reminded: "Are you sure the school security won't just detain you in this getup?"
"Ah~ no way, it's a very normal outfit after all!"
"Exactly, there are no flaws visible at all, we don't look like suspicious people at all!"
"That's a lie! You are visibly dangerous people!"
"Hmm..."
That is indeed a question worth considering. One has to ask, is it possible for the girls' school security to let a half-naked strong man enter...
"Wait for me!"
Miyazawa Yuu felt it was a bit risky. Although he could be flippant when dealing with Iori, the school security probably wouldn't fall for his Pab Club's unique 'three-no' attitude.
"Hello, during the campus festival, this school refuses entry to people in strange attire!"
As expected, just as he reached the entrance and before he could speak, the school security guards stationed at the ticket check immediately spotted the approaching strong man.
First, their pupils contracted, shocked that such a muscular giant could exist in the world, but then the two quickly reacted, pressing the walkie-talkies in their hands, and seven or eight people swarmed out.
No choice, the oppressive presence of the opponent was too strong, and relying only on two people didn't look like a high chance of success at all.
"Excuse me, sir, do you have an entrance ticket? If so, please go home and change your clothes before coming back, the ticket station can check tickets at any time!"
"Emmm... as expected, I was stopped!"
Observing secretly not far behind, Kitahara Iori saw the school security directly calling for reinforcements, and an expression of 'as expected' instantly appeared on his face.
Just imagine a strong man over two meters tall, whose biceps on his arms are thicker than a girls' university student's waist, wanting to enter a girls' school. What exactly does he want to do?
Even if it wasn't a perverted scenario, normal people would probably associate it with something bad!
"Huh? Yuu, what's wrong, were you stopped?"
"It looks like it, after all, this state is too conspicuous, you can't even touch his back when hugging him~"
"Azusa!"
Quickly covering Hamaoka Azusa's sieve-like mouth that let everything out, Kotobuki Nanaka smiled gently with a flushed face and greeted: "Iori, Kohei, you guys came so early, did you have breakfast?"
"Nanaka-nee, you're here. That guy Yuu brought us traditional Japanese sweets for breakfast."
With his hands in his pockets, Kitahara Iori secretly estimated Azusa-senpai arm span. Even with her oppai cushioning in the middle, she still couldn't reach Yuu's back...
It's really hard to describe this guy Yuu's physique without actually measuring it!
"Both of you, you must be tired! Please take good care of our Yuu!"
"Eh?"
"Mm-hmm, it is indeed very tiring..."
Nodding in deep agreement, Hamaoka Azusa pressed one hand onto Iori's shoulder and hammered her own aching lower back a few times, indicating that she absolutely didn't slack off and always gave her full effort every time!
"Ah, speaking of which, Yuu seems to have gone in."
"Nani?!"
Suddenly turning his head to look at the entrance, sure enough, in the gap while they were chatting, Miyazawa Yuu had already confused the school security by some means and was stepping inside the school.
"They actually let him through, I suddenly feel worried about the school's security level..."
"I know, right!"
Running to the fence of the school wall, Kitahara Iori put out a hand with an expression like facing a formidable enemy: "Hand it over!"
"I'm sorry, I don't have a gadget that makes beautiful girls fall in love with you and obey your every command with a press of a button! Or a tool to modify the common sense of campus rules, oh!"
Without Iori having to say it clearly, Miyazawa Yuu knew what that brain filled with trash and yellow waste was thinking.
But unfortunately, he was a transmigrator, not Doraemon. Being able to satisfy wishes by digging into his pocket was a complete pipe dream!
"Eh? Really?"
Expressing strong doubt about this, Kitahara Iori stretched out his Great Wilderness Imprisonment Heaven Finger and questioned unwillingly: "Then how did you get in? You must have modified common sense!"
"Not at all, I just told the school security that I was a special performer for a dance, and they let me straight in without even checking my work pass."
"Ah, this... I can only say it's very reasonable!"
Indeed, how could a normal person intentionally train to become a muscular giant, but if you say he's a special effects actor, it becomes much easier for people to accept.
And the school is also hosting a voice actor concert, so inviting strange guys is perfectly normal. Miyazawa Yuu's move was a case of finding the obvious by looking past it.
"Alright! Has Chisa arrived? Take the tickets and hurry in."
"Oh, Chisa seems to be bringing Yamamoto and the others in, so she'll be a little late."
"Yamamoto, huh..."
Glancing behind Iori, Miyazawa Yuu pointed tiredly at the hollow-eyed Chisa, and the three flashy guys escorting her behind.
"Are you referring to those flashy guys wearing sequin outfits?"
"Pfft ah!"
Taking two steps back to prevent Iori's spew of old blood from splashing onto him, Miyazawa Yuu disdainfully handed the ticket to Nanaka-nee and reminded: "If you get stuck with those guys, you'll probably lose the priority right to choose the best girls, right?"
"!!!"
His pupils dilated in shock. Kitahara Iori's conscience frantically wavered between saving Chisa and securing his own lifelong happiness, but given that the former was not in immediate mortal danger...
"Nanaka-nee!"
"Hmm?"
"Onegai, let's hurry up and enter the venue!!!"
Kneeling down directly to plead, the chance to enter a girls' university might never come again in this lifetime, Iori really didn't want to give up this opportunity!
"But Chisa..."
"Chisa is available anytime, but my happiness is only once, this is an emergency, Nanaka-nee!"
Seeing that Iori was already doing a headstand and bowing, Kotobuki Nanaka puffed out her cheeks and hesitated for a moment, but in the end, she could only choose to temporarily abandon Chisa and check in ahead of time.