"Excuse me, oh, Iori, you're here too? Long time no see!"
Miyazawa Yuu had just pushed the door and walked two steps into the Make-up Girl Cafe when he turned his head and saw Kitahara Iori, whose neck was being choked by Chisa, the whole person lifted up against the wall and struggling madly.
"Wooo ahh! Quack!"
"Mm-hmm, I'm glad to see you too, Kana!"
If nothing unexpected happened, this must be Chisa taking revenge for being abandoned. As one of the culprits, Miyazawa Yuu deeply understood the principle of 'better a dead Taoist friend than a poor one.'
Nodding to himself, he turned his head and walked into the shop without any attachment; a piece of recyclable trash like Iori was not worth pitying even if he died.
"Welcome home! Master!"
"I'm back~ Well, it seems you're entirely copying the maid cafe in Tokyo, Aina."
"We can't help it, after all, we have absolutely no experience with this, so borrowing from them is very normal!"
Her golden twin tails shimmered. Yoshihara Aina slapped the menu onto the table with a flushed face, appearing once again in the form of a 'Make-up Corpse Beast!'
Not only that, but even the maids cheering at the entrance just now, and the ladies serving inside the shop, were all dressed up as 'Make-up Corpse Beasts,' looking exactly like something out of a horror movie at a glance.
"I said... does 'Make-up Girl' refer to heavy make-up? This already constitutes fraud, doesn't it!"
"I can't help it! My classmates all became eager to try after seeing the photos from our last mixer, so..."
"Ah! It's the indifferent handsome guy who also came to the last mixer!"
Having just finished serving a tray of coffee, Kamiya Kiyoko turned her head and saw an old acquaintance, immediately running over excitedly to take credit.
"How is it? Our cafe!"
"To be honest, it's something that the Market Supervision Bureau would immediately deploy to shut down!"
Tilting his head and thinking for a few seconds, Miyazawa Yuu seriously gave a very pertinent evaluation. After all, with such thick make-up, the powder alone would probably cause customers to drink a mouthful of foam.
However, faced with this sharp critique, Kamiya Kiyoko suddenly showed a relieved smile: "Ah, then I'm relieved."
"Eh?"
"After all, our goal is the 'Absolutely Must Fail Cafe!' Just like the 'Absolutely Must Fail Mixer' that Aina asked us to do last time!"
"Absolutely Must Fail Mixer?!"
With deep hand marks on his neck, having just been rescued by Nanaka from Chisa's clutches, Kitahara Iori turned to Aina with a face full of anger.
"What do you mean?!"
"Ah, well... there really wasn't any deep meaning behind it~"
Suddenly sold out by her best friend, Yoshihara Aina couldn't hide her guilt even with the heavy make-up on her face, immediately waving her hands and frantically backing away.
However, before Iori could pursue, Kamiya Kiyoko used her oppai as a buffer, smiling mischievously as she wrapped Aina in her arms and frantically poked her face.
"Eh? No deep meaning? Wasn't there someone in there who absolutely couldn't be snatched away?"
"No, no, no! I'll get angry if you keep doing this!!!"
Tears sprang from the corner of her eyes. Seeing no way to escape, Yoshihara Aina simply breathed out, took a bite out of Kiyoko's neck.
"Wuu ah... I've been attacked by the hungry beast Aina, so scary!"
Looking at the girls' university students playing around in a heap, Miyazawa Yuu's brain instinctively told him that he should view the current farce with an appreciative eye for beauty.
However, Aina's make-up skills were too good, the heavy make-up almost concealed all the girl's advantages, making him feel more and more depressed the more he looked.
"So why did you guys go to such lengths? The customers are completely unable to be happy!"
"Of course~"
Extending a finger, Iida Kanako walked over and introduced the reason for the cafe's creation point by point: "Boys outside get super excited when they talk about the girls' university, so the first phase must kill their spirit!"
"That's right! And wasn't Yuu-kun attracted here too?"
Gently bowing, Suzuki Keiko, the most reserved of Aina's best friends, placed the coffee on the table, indicating that this cup was complimentary from the shop.
"Thank you..."
Picking up the coffee without much enthusiasm and taking a sip, Miyazawa Yuu heard the former's words, hesitated for two seconds, and then quietly explained: "However, actually, Kaya said she had an urgent matter, which is why I came over to find her."
"Onee-san?"
"That's right, she's about to go on stage, so something unexpected must have happened."
His small hands very unconsciously started 'auto-collecting.' Miyazawa Yuu walked into the counter as if no one was around, squatted down, and started searching inside.
Kanako Iida was initially wondering why her sister was looking for Yuu, but seeing the latter almost stuffing his head into the counter, she couldn't help but ask: "Um, what are you looking for?"
"Hiss... I can't find it at all, Kanako, do you guys have any alcohol here?"
"There's no way we would have any..."
What on earth did this guy think the maid cafe was!
Sighing deeply, Iida Kanako was frowning and just about to call her sister, but in the next second, panting sounds suddenly rang out right next to her ear.
This impolite social distance, and the slightly damp, salty sensation...
The girl's body instantly stiffened, and her face immediately turned black like the bottom of a pot. The alarm bells went off in her mind— it's a pervert!!!
"Yada! Get away from me!"
Her eyes instantly pooled with tears. In her panic, Iida Kanako gritted her teeth, stepped back, and got close! Reversing her grip on the arm plus a shoulder throw over the head!
Swoosh—! Thump!
Without any ability to resist, the figure wearing a brown trench coat was carried into the air in a daze, finally landing hard on their butt on the floor.
"Wuu! So painful!"
"What's going on!?"
Flickering out from the back kitchen, holding two bottles of sweet wine he had just found, Miyazawa Yuu looked around vigilantly twice, before locking his gaze on the trench coat figure who was constantly wailing while clutching their butt.
Listening to Kanako's voice just now, it sounded like she was being harassed, but the person who was just thrown over the shoulder was clearly speaking with a female voice.
And...
"Hiss, this familiar voice... Kaya?"
"Onee-san!?"
"That's right! It's me!!!"
Tearing off the hood of the trench coat to reveal her fiery red long hair twin tails, Mizuki Kaya grabbed Iida Kanako's skirt and struggled to stand up.
However, judging by her out-turned stance, her butt must still be hurting a lot.
"Ah, my butt..."
"Onee-san, why would you wear this and come over, and even breathe in my ear!"
Mosquito coils spinning in her eyes, Iida Kanako felt extremely remorseful after realizing she had performed a shoulder throw on her own sister. Hearing her words, she immediately reached out to rub the former's butt.
"Mnn Yng! Wait, Kanako!"
The painful butt made contact with the hand, and Mizuki Kaya instantly let out a shy shriek.
"Yes, what's wrong, Onee-san?"
"Forget it... continue."
Glancing around at everyone present, she was thankful that she had come relatively early and that the Make-up Girl Cafe hadn't had any unfamiliar customers yet, so she simply lowered her guard and enjoyed the butt massage service.
She couldn't help it, it was really too painful. Even if Kanako was massaging her, she still needed the comfort, otherwise, she couldn't walk at all!
"It really is Kaya, what's wrong? Why are you wrapped up so tightly like a pig wrapped in bacon?"
Going over to help her remove the sunglasses and mask from her face, Miyazawa Yuu looked at the completely damp thin mask and finally understood why she was mistaken for a bad person.
This was like a mage being ambushed from behind by a warrior, plus this set of decorations was too suspicious and really didn't look like a good person, no wonder Kanako overreacted.
"I didn't want to either, I'm boiling hot..."
Taking off the trench coat unhappily, Mizuki Kaya pulled at her collar with a distressed expression and shook it twice, sending the cold air from the air conditioner into her shirt through the gaps.
"But there were really too many strangers on the road, it would be bad if I was recognized!"
"That's true, after all, you're a famous voice actor with tons of fans, right?"
"Don't flatter me, Azusa!"
Slapping Hamaoka Azusa's back vigorously with enjoyment, Mizuki Kaya smiled mischievously and loudly teased: "Speaking of you, Azusa, even if you have a husband, don't forget our H affection!"
"Ah, an ex-girlfriend has appeared, should I be angry now?"
"Yuu is so petty~ Wasn't Kaya here first though?"
"Hiss..."
Suddenly reminded by Nanaka-nee, Miyazawa Yuu inhaled a breath of cool air and immediately puffed out his chest— That's right! Chronologically speaking, he was the cuckold!
So the blonde one was actually himself?!
"Their relationship is so good."
"After all, they have been best friends for a long time, but Yuu integrated seamlessly, I must say..."
Nodding in deep agreement, Yoshihara Aina watched the four people gradually getting into a lively conversation, then interjected, raising her hand to ask a question.
"Um! Didn't Kaya-senpai have something urgent to talk to Yuu about?"
"Ah! That's right!"
Suddenly realizing that she wasn't here just to chat, Mizuki Kaya coughed twice and squeezed out two large tears from her eyes.
"Yuu, you absolutely have to save me this time, this is the request of my life!"
"Eh!!!"
"Wait, shouldn't the normal situation be the other way around?!"