"Don't move, the false eyelashes seem crooked again..."
"Aina, are you even capable? Don't bring the 'Make-up Corpse Beast' technique here, okay!"
"I've been working very hard to refine my make-up skills, alright!"
Prying open Iori's eyelid, Yoshihara Aina finally managed to stick the false eyelash on. She sighed in relief, wiped the sweat from her forehead, and then pulled out a sharp eyeliner pencil from her make-up box, reminding him: "You absolutely cannot move now, understood! It's very dangerous!"
"Even if you say that..."
With a potentially fatal weapon five centimeters above his eyeball, Kitahara Iori's hands and feet were all being held down by Kamiya Kiyoko and the others. He could only force a pitiful smile and asked: "Um, Aina, your make-up skills must have improved, right?"
"Of course~"
Confidently puffing out her meager chest, Yoshihara Aina pointed to her lips and said proudly: "Look! My lipstick isn't crooked at all today!"
"Shine! Even a gorilla in the African rainforest couldn't put on crooked lipstick! I want a change of person, help!"
"Shh! It would be bad if you touched your eyeball."
"Yaa!!!"
...It's simply a human tragedy!
Seeing Iori first energetically moving his arms and legs, only to be left with physiological twitching in the end, Miyazawa Yuu's cold sweat almost smeared the make-up that had just been applied.
Compared to Aina, Azusa-senpai make-up skills could be described as godly; at least she wouldn't commit the human tragedy of poking an eyeball with a pen tip.
However, relatively speaking, being finished the fastest also meant facing reality the quickest: the reality of being bullied like a doll.
"So cute! Just like Chisa, so cute! Please stay like this forever, okay, Yuu~"
"Absolutely not, and there will definitely not be a next time!"
Refusing Nanaka-nee's request for the first time in his life, Miyazawa Yuu's excessively long twin tails wandered around the room helplessly, trying to shake off the former, whose eyes were filled with hearts.
To be honest, Azusa-senpai truly understood Nanaka-nee's preferences. Right now, his entire face resembled Chisa by at least 70%.
From the more defined nose bridge achieved by a nose clip to the rounded face shape, even Kotobuki Chisa's eyes lit up when she saw him, as if she was looking at a twin sister.
"Hold on, Yuu Onii-chan~"
"Hiss... Chisa, what do you want to do?"
His skirt hem was grabbed. Looking at Chisa, who was smiling and looking up at him, Miyazawa Yuu felt his heart was pierced by the cuteness.
He couldn't help it; when the usually cold goddess suddenly smiled at him, this contrast was an ultimate pleasure that was impossible to resist!
"A photo? Is that okay?"
Utilizing her own advantage very skillfully, Kotobuki Chisa easily played the role of an obedient and well-behaved little sister, pulling out her phone with a cunning smile at the corner of her mouth.
"Seriously, that's too much..."
"Is it not okay, Onii-chan?"
"Isn't that obvious! Of course..."
Forming a peace sign and hugging Chisa in her little sister state, Miyazawa Yuu agreed with a look of utter satisfaction: "It's fine~ Take it! Take as many as you want, just let me pet you a couple of times!"
Chisa felt great to the touch, but she usually gave off the vibe of an aloof ginger cat, so it was hard to find such an opportunity to pet her to his heart's content.
"I want to join too!"
"Please do~"
"...This is truly a harmonious scene!"
Taking photos of the three beautiful girls petting each other from a distance, Hamaoka Azusa nodded frantically with an 'auntie' smile; this was exactly the kind of scene she wanted to see!
Her craftsmanship was superb. If it weren't for her oppai being too big that even a breast binder couldn't solve, she would have long since cross-dressed as Chisa to ask Nanaka for a hug!
"Alright, Yuu, how do you feel? Is there anything uncomfortable?"
"If I really had to say, aren't these false twin tails a bit too long? They're already touching the ground! Will the Magical Girls really not trip when fighting?"
Reluctantly letting go of Chisa, who had started to struggle, Miyazawa Yuu thought for a moment and violently shook his head forward, and the two pink cockroach antennae immediately covered his entire face.
"Like this, with this volume of hair, if you put a filter on it, it would climb out of a well without any sense of incongruity, right!"
"Pfft! Not at all, it's very cute!"
"Hold on a minute, were you laughing just now, Kanako?"
Flashing with his long hair to Iida Kanako, who couldn't hold back her laughter and whose oppai was shaking violently.
Miyazawa Yuu reached out and pulled the wig apart, creating a small slit in the middle, and then threatened ominously: "Don't look under your bed tonight, okay? The vengeance of the Magical Girl ghost will come for you!"
"Sumimasen, please, Magical Girl, forgive my ignorance..."
"Yuu! Honestly, you ruined the twin tails, now I have to redo them!"
Finally finishing the make-up on Kohei's face, Mizuki Kaya saw the hard-earned drill twin tails being ruined and immediately rushed over to clean up in a panic.
To be honest, she didn't understand why directors always swore at people on set before.
Now that she was the chief commander, just three actors were making her mentally exhausted. The curses bottled up in her heart were truly bursting to be let out!
"I'm sorry! I actually have one tiny question!"
"Ask!"
"For a children's anime, won't the skirt this short expose anything?"
"..."
That was a good question. Looking at Miyazawa Yuu's serious face, veins popped out on Mizuki Kaya's forehead— What's wrong with a short skirt? Dissolving Lalako even has battle-damage holy light!
"Then please be a little more lady-like and try your best to protect your panties!"
Kicking closed the wide-open back door (legs) of Yuu, Mizuki Kaya hurried off to inspect Iori's make-up situation.
"How violent~ such a good girl was almost driven crazy. I already said I'm not suitable for playing a Magical Girl!"
Patting his thigh where he was kicked, Miyazawa Yuu still had the leisure to spread his hands and complain, clearly not harmed in the slightest.
Compared to which...
"Hey! Wake up, Kohei, the audience wants to see a living Magical Girl, although a project like 'Unconscious, Completely Defenseless Magical Girl' seems to have some potential too."
"..."
He seemed to have gone inert. Facing Yuu's call, Imamura Kohei kept a straight face and showed no reaction, like a defeated Magical Girl ready to be picked after being vanquished.
"Emmm... let me see! Aha! Blue panties, a perfect color match for the outfit!"
Playing the role of the villain immorally, Miyazawa Yuu got curious, so he tiptoed closer and suddenly lifted the aquamarine Magical Girl's short skirt.
No choice, imagine an unconscious Magical Girl right in front of you. Would he still be a man if he didn't do this!
"Wuu ah! Yuu, what are you doing! Shine me!!!"
"Ara~ so you were still alive, you bastard."
Clasping his hands in front of his chest, Miyazawa Yuu parried the punch Kohei threw at him and sincerely praised with a raised thumb: "That's a nice pair of panties!"
"The one who defiled the Magical Girl!"
His immersive experience of being personally served by a voice actor was broken, plus his idol was being violated , Imamura Kohei leaped down from the make-up chair murderously, the veins on his neck spreading down to his chin.
"Unforgivable!"
"Hoh hoh! Boxers, boxers! How can a mere aquamarine Magical Girl resist a pink Magical Girl? From the color scheme of a children's anime, you should know who will win!"
"Ora! Ora..."
"Muda! Muda..."
"These two guys..."
Feeling like her eyes were going blind, witnessing Magical Girls engaging in close-quarters combat, Yoshihara Aina, who was replaced by Mizuki Kaya and had nothing to do, said speechlessly: "Can they really be considered Magical Girls?"
"More like a bloody, splatter-filled 18+ hot-blooded shonen manga than a Magical Girl one!"
"It is truly so!"
Putting aside the strange verbal ticks, just the sight of this fist-to-fist combat is a real shame not to put it in a hot-blooded shonen manga to make money!
"Yuu! The clothes are getting wrinkled!!!"
Flashing behind Yuu and Kohei and punching each of them on the head, Mizuki Kaya's twin tails were sticking up to the sky in anger.
Keep in mind that cosplay outfits are fragile things. If they engage in a full-blown brawl while wearing them, they might really turn into battle-damaged versions that only cover the vital areas!
"Sumimasen!"
"Forgive us!"
"Hoo—Forget it, Iori, come here too. From now on, you are the Magical Girls Peach Pink, Aquamarine, and Sulfur, understood?"
Looking at the Magical Girls who were reluctantly standing in a row, still secretly settling private scores with each other, the girls collectively let out gasps of amazement.
"Oh! So amazing, you can't tell any flaws at all!"
"Are they really boys? Are you interested in transferring to Aomi to study~"
"Ah, ah..."
His eyes turning into dead fish eyes, feeling the unsafe sensation of the wind blowing from beneath his skirt, Miyazawa Yuu rarely understood why girls ran away when they saw Iori.
That feeling of impolite gazes fixed on his thighs was truly scorching, making him instinctively clench his legs in retaliation.
"It's 'Peach Pink' instead of 'Pink,' so what kind of weird name is this? I feel like we'll often encounter misfortune!"
"I have no reason to disagree!"
"It really feels like Magical Girls who could be defeated at any moment and then subjected to inhumane violation..."
Tugging at their skirts and stomping their feet, Iori and Kohei also shared the same feeling, and their butts were already starting to ache faintly!
"Alright! Stop complaining! Don't move vigorously before going on stage, or your make-up will run!"
Slap! Mizuki Kaya threw the stage positioning chart in front of the three of them and seriously gave instructions with professional demeanor.
"The audience won't want to see Magical Girls standing around dumbly, so you must act super cute! And super lively! These are the basic movements and stage positioning."
"Super cute?"
"Super lively and all that..."
"And there's even a positioning map, can we freely improvise?"
Picking up the Magical Girl instruction manual, Miyazawa Yuu felt colder and colder the more he read. Then, he tried holding his hands in front of his chest: "Ciallo (∠( っ'ヮ')っ"
"So cute!"
"Gag..."
Fighting to bury their heads in the same trash can, Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei patted their backs, retching continuously, as if they had seen something disgusting.
"No, no, it won't work, just seeing it makes me this sick, I can't act it out..."
"No discussion! Although Yuu is indeed disgusting, what affects Kayako is my concern! Snap out of it, Iori!"
"Are you two being polite?"
They actually threw up just from seeing him. Miyazawa Yuu stood next to them with a contemptuous look, his soul suffering critical damage, the kind that couldn't be soothed.
"Pfft, pfft haha, you are indeed cute, Yuu."
"Your words hold no convincing power..."
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
Pushing the others out of the room, Mizuki Kaya covered her mouth to stifle her laughter while using her foot to close the door.
"We won't disturb you anymore, try to immerse yourselves in the role. Please!"
"Immerse ourselves in the role? Who knows how to immerse themselves in a Magical Girl role?"
"..."