Redness sometimes comes after being extremely speechless. I never expected that this guy Nojima not only had no dignity, but didn't even have a shred of conscience left!
Miyazawa Yuu could only admit his bad luck, crossing his hands into a huge 'X' in front of his chest, regretting it on the spot.
"Ahaha, suddenly I feel refreshed now, my body is probably fine!"
"Is that so? What a pity, this one's back-patting technique is second to none!"
"..."
Speechlessly staring at Nojima who was bragging about himself, Miyazawa Yuu's eyes were scornful, but he also gradually lowered his guard.
Seeing that this guy was still talking flirtatiously, did he really not notice anything unusual at all?
Azusa-senpai makeup skills are really top-notch, she can even fool the Scum Trio who have super strong telepathy. I must give her a good reward when I go back.
Since that's the case...
"Um, this young man, if you are fine, you can leave now. There are still people queuing behind you~"
Smiling and spreading his hand to the side, Miyazawa Yuu's tone became stiff—since Nojima hadn't noticed anything wrong, it was the perfect opportunity to drive him away.
It was a blunder that the inexperienced school staff didn't arrange a meeting time for the handshake event. It seems they completely failed to consider the possibility of encountering a pervert!
"Huh? Is that so?"
Embarrassedly scratching the back of his head, Nojima Gen turned around and showed the young lady behind him a smile that he thought was gentlemanly, but was actually extremely lewd.
"My apologies, could you please wait a little longer?"
"Eh! You can stay as long as you want, if we are in the way we can leave right now!"
"Mhmm!"
Goosebumps rose all over her body. The Seikai University female student, who had never seen anything like this before, took half a step back, covered her mouth and shivered, terrified to the point of tears.
To be honest, it was hard for her to describe in words what kind of creature she had just seen.
If she had to give Nojima a modifier, it would be a male peacock whose butt hair had been plucked clean, but who shamelessly insisted on displaying his cloaca!
Truth be told, if the Magical Girl Peach Pink wasn't really beautiful and approachable, they would have long since run away!
"Arigato! Sa! Magical Girl Miss is just like this, these lovely Girls have no objection!"
"Is... that so?!"
"That's right, beautiful lady! May this one have the honor of shaking your noble hand?"
"..."
If he were in his male state, Miyazawa Yuu naturally wouldn't care.
Although they didn't see eye-to-eye, Nojima was somewhat like a brother, and shaking hands was absolutely normal.
But all of that had to be based on the premise that the latter had no ill intentions!
The thought of this guy fantasizing about marrying him—let alone shaking hands—he wished he could directly crush every one of Nojima's bones!
But when under someone else's roof, one has to bow one's head...
"Of course... you can~"
"Hero!"
"This Nojima guy, did he absolutely do it before coming?!"
Staring dumbfounded as Yuu reached out his hand and shook Nojima's, Iori Kitahara and Kohei Imamura were so shocked that the strength in their hands was slightly unbalanced, directly pinching the young lady.
"Ow~!"
"Sorry, sorry! It's just that I saw Peach Pink she..."
The painful cry near his ear abruptly pulled his eyes back to his eyeballs, and Iori quickly apologized to the girl in front of him, who also sighed understandingly.
"It's okay, you must be very tired too, sometimes you encounter perverts like this and that..."
"Exactly!"
Hit right in the heart, Iori Kitahara almost couldn't hold back the tears that were about to burst out—
What a good girl! She even voluntarily showed concern for the Pab Three Stooges who were forced to work. Sure enough, bigger breasts mean a bigger heart!
"Well, the older sister over there must be having a hard time, if you encounter trouble, remember to ask the campus police for help!"
"Mhmm! Hiss... campus police?"
Suddenly realizing something, Iori looked up around the handshake event and found that although the school hadn't arranged a detailed procedure for the handshake event, they had at least equipped campus police!
But if they directly reported this group of scumbags who longed for female university students, they would be escorted out of the school, right?
Putting himself in their shoes, would that be too cruel?
"Mmm—! Miss Peach Pink's hand is really soft! Her body also smells very fragrant, it's the pure scent of Lancôme Miracle!"
"Is that so? I don't pay much attention to perfume brands~"
On the other side, with Nojima's sentence, Miyazawa Yuu was startled, and all the hair on his body stood on end.
Commenting on the other person's perfume scent on a first meeting is a huge taboo in dating or even social interaction!
Even if it's a very familiar girl, when you notice she has changed her shampoo or shower gel, it is best not to explicitly mention it, otherwise, you will definitely be seen as a pervert who secretly sniffs girls and peeks into their private lives!
Of course! The current situation does not fall into the above. Miyazawa Yuu is more afraid of Nojima smelling a familiar scent on him than he is of his private life!
"However, your skill in judging perfume is truly profound, ahaha..."
"Not at all, not at all~ Not only the scent of Lancôme, Miss Peach Pink's mouthwash also smells great!"
It's over! Not only did he fail to hint at rejection, but he actually made this beast more excited!
Sure enough, the next second Miyazawa Yuu was secretly groaning in his heart, Gen Nojima said what he least wanted to hear—
"But... why is there also the smell of Life Water mixed in, it seems similar to those three scumbags?"
"Eh? Is there? It should have rubbed off when we shook hands just now?"
"Is that so~ then it's not strange!"
Laughing and patting his chest, Gen Nojima didn't realize the seriousness of the matter and laughed as he warned: "You must be careful if you meet them again! Those are all very dangerous characters, you know!"
"Hmm?"
Detecting the key element, Miyazawa Yuu's forced composure paused, and the muscles on his face twitched twice, condensing subtle suspicion and anger.
These guys wouldn't just casually ruin his reputation outside, would they? Or rather, what kind of image does he really have in their eyes? It's a question worth investigating!
"Then, what exactly do the scumbags you mentioned look like? I'm so curious~"
"I'm telling you, those guys usually wear half-naked! Especially the one named Yuu, not only is he a womanizer, but he also particularly likes to show off his pectoralis major. He's a complete scumbag, you know!"
"So that's how it is..."
Veins stretched from his neck all the way to his eyes, the black and white in Miyazawa Yuu's eyes reversed, and the terrifying dark aura emanating from him surged layer after layer, even blowing up the hem of Iori's skirt next to him.
So that's how it is, he's just a big guy who only makes strange noises in the eyes of these guys? Interesting!
Narrowing his eyes and mimicking his mother to cover up the abnormality he was born with, he put on a troubled expression and squeezed out two tears from the corner of his eye: "That's really scary! What should I do if I encounter them~"
"It's okay, as a man, I will protect you from any harm!"
A flash of light appeared in Gen Nojima's eyes—a frightened girl, a terrifying enemy, wasn't this a great opportunity to show off his manhood and win over the girl!
Stepping forward and hugging Magical Girl Peach Pink's shoulder, his eyes were full of sincerity as he loudly declared.
"Although it might be too early to say this, please believe that I will absolutely never let go of you, and I will absolutely never leave your side!"
"Ah! So touching!"
The corners of his mouth curved into a terrifying arc, his black-and-white reversed eyes stared intently at the hand tightly hugging his shoulder, and Miyazawa Yuu gently opened his mouth to tempt: "Then, are you willing to go somewhere with me?"
"Your house?"
"Something like that, it's a place absolutely suitable for you to stay!"
...
"Yosh, we understand, this is the guy who harassed you, right?"
"That's right, he not only crossed the red line and hugged me, but he also said something like he would never let go in this life, it's so scary..."
"Thank you for reporting this, Miss, we will definitely send this guy to the place where he belongs!"
Hoisting up Gen Nojima, whose mouth was taped shut with Magical Girl tape, the campus police lowered their hats in thanks, and then dragged the former away without hesitation.
To actually sneak in during the girls' school festival and commit bad deeds, such scum must be heavily punished!
"Ah, that Nojima guy was dragged away..."
"Exactly, but he totally looks like he deserved it..."
To give Yuu such a bad evaluation and talk nonsense to girls outside, he was actually subjected to a fair trial instead of being directly carried away by an Earth Throw. Nojima was really let off easy.
However, by analogy, Iori Kitahara and Kohei Imamura felt that Yamamoto and the others' private evaluations of them would definitely not be much better.
After all, two different kinds of people cannot sleep in the same quilt. These guys are obviously birds of a feather, which means...
"I don't feel guilty at all! Yuu is the best!"
"Let's drive out the rest of the scumbags in one go and restore peace and clarity to Seikai Women's University!"