Kairen was responsible for the battlefield of the Land of Rivers. This time, he traveled alone, bringing Wolon and Fenchu with him.
When he was about to leave, Doctor Snake and Academic Genius walked up. The two handed him a brick-style mobile phone.
Kairen looked at the brick phone in his hand and fell into deep thought.
Doctor Snake pushed up his glasses. "Stop staring at it. It's just a communication tool—nothing special!"
Kairen nodded. "That's true!"
They could already use magic; creating a primitive version of a mobile phone wasn't excessive at all.
Kairen instructed them, "Put more focus on technology in the future. Try to recreate all the mobile devices from my past life. I want to livestream myself chopping Rasa!"
Actually, deep down, he still had another dream.
He hoped that some censored videos could have live comments, otherwise every time he watched them it felt like performing a solo act.
Discussing things together with everyone would be much more interesting.
"Yo! Look! Look! It sprayed! It sprayed!"
"This woman really doesn't know her limits. She doesn't even look at how capable she is, daring to solo challenge more than a dozen burly men."
Everyone exchanging knowledge together, pooling the strengths of many, making up for one's own shortcomings—how great would that be!
He hoped some websites could optimize this aspect a bit more.
Doctor Snake nodded. "Alright!"
Seeing that there was nothing else to do, Kairen sat on Wolon's back, gave it a pat, and slowly left.
Tsunade quietly gazed at Kairen's retreating figure, until the two iron-eating beasts carrying him disappeared into the forest.
She was the Hokage, responsible for rear-line coordination. Actual fighting still had to be done by Kairen.
Most importantly, it was Kairen who told her not to go to the battlefield.
He said she was only responsible for producing milk, providing him with combat power.
Kushina was the same—she didn't go to the front lines either. She tentatively walked over to Tsunade and asked,
"Tsunade, are you toward Kairen…?"
Tsunade looked at Kushina in shock. "How did you know!"
At this point, Kushina was certain of Tsunade's poisoning of Kairen.
"How can you be like this? He's still just a child!"
Tsunade fell silent.
She indeed felt somewhat guilty, but Kairen liked it quite a lot. Every time, he took the initiative, and even taught her many bedroom techniques.
She didn't know where this child had learned them.
According to him, he learned them from online courses.
Tsunade was furious on the spot, angrily scolding how a teacher could teach such indecent things.
Seeing Tsunade's silence, Kushina basically confirmed Tsunade's psychological abnormality.
"Tsunade, you can't let Kairen follow you anymore. If this continues, you'll ruin his life."
Tsunade panicked. "His parents agreed too, and both of my grandfathers agreed as well! You're just a woman—why are you meddling so much!"
Kushina retorted, "You don't have to lie to this extent, do you? Kairen's parents died long ago!"
Tsunade explained, "No—Orochimaru resurrected his parents. His parents also agreed to me being together with Kairen."
"You're lying. You just see Kairen as your private property."
"I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense."
...
Now back to Orochimaru's side.
Last time, it was said that after Orochimaru obtained Kairen's blood-spit sample, he rushed nonstop to a cave several hundred li away from Konoha and began his research.
Although the equipment was crude, Orochimaru discovered the characteristics of Kairen's cells.
They were simply too perfect—like the blood of the Creator.
Cells that could possess all genetic material and proteins.
"So this is the blood of a god?" Orochimaru muttered softly.
Only a god could possess such blood, and it was precisely because of this that Kairen possessed divine power.
Orochimaru let out a sinister chuckle. "Hehe, all of this is mine."
Kairen's cells could fuse with all genes, proving that their rejection was extremely low. He didn't even need to repeatedly perform fusions—he could directly conduct genetic experiments.
When he awakened, he would become an immortal existence.
Orochimaru stared at the serum in his hand. Rather than calling it cell fusion, it was more like being devoured by Kairen's cells.
If devoured by Kairen's cells, one would be tainted by the other party's spiritual will—even personality traits would become similar.
"Whatever. As long as I can obtain power, I don't care what I become."
Orochimaru injected the serum into his vein.
At that very moment, Kairen chopped off his own head. After death, the rebirth mechanism was triggered, and all blood hereditary factors disappeared.
What Orochimaru should have fused was a bottle of plain water, but within it remained a portion of Kairen's degenerated cells.
After completing the genetic experiment, Orochimaru fell into a deep sleep for more than ten minutes.
When he awoke, he realized that nothing about himself had changed.
"Damn it! Damn it! I messed it up again!"
Orochimaru flew into helpless rage. After venting his anger, he lay quietly.
In his heart, he began planning his next step.
But suddenly, he felt some thoughts surfacing in his mind.
He didn't want to work hard anymore! Might as well lie flat! No matter how hard he tried, he could never compete with those Kekkei genkai anyway!
Orochimaru seemed to have become a Buddha—his gloomy aura was gone, and his entire body emitted a sense of decadence.
"Sigh… I'll find a place to retire. I am washing my hands of this world!"
Orochimaru immediately noticed that something was wrong with his body.
"Damn it, I fused with Moku Kairen's degenerated cells."
"No, I have to get rid of them. I have to strive, I have to struggle—I want immortality…"
From the depths of his heart, Orochimaru desperately wanted to rid himself of Kairen's degenerated cells.
But the other party's degenerated cells were like a virus, constantly eroding his mind.
He also picked up some habitual phrases.
"Really want to fire one off! But I just swore yesterday not to touch it again! Forget it—I'll swear again tomorrow!"
"Where's my website? Damn it, I have to slowly search for it again!"
Orochimaru clutched his head and ran wildly around the cave, muttering to himself,
"That brat's spiritual will is too strong. Why can't I shake it off? What exactly did he get infected with?"
...
At this moment, far away, Kairen sat on Wolon's back, looking at the Book of Seals, when a string of system notifications suddenly rang out in his mind.
"Orochimaru has generated 100 points of grievance toward you!"
"Orochimaru has generated 120 points of grievance toward you!"
...
"Orochimaru has generated 1000 points of grievance toward you and questions what on earth is inside your head!"
Kairen: (⊙_☉).