"I'm dying laughing! Every girl who got scammed has a different reaction!"
"I'm laughing so hard my jaw's about to dislocate. People still believe that scumbag is faithful!"
"See? To keep a girl, you gotta have a CPU!"
"That sea king's brainwashing skills are seriously strong. No wonder he can juggle so many relationships at once."
"The last girl was the best, though. As soon as she found out she was tricked, she went straight to scratch the scumbag's face."
"Who would have thought, among the scammed girls, two of them are fans of the Old Daoist. Counting Jiang, that makes three."
"Out of eleven girls, three are from our chat. Looks like the Old Daoist's fame is really spreading!"
"Speaking from experience here, I advise our female friends to keep their eyes open when dating, stay sharp, and avoid getting scammed by scumbags and sea kings."
"Don't be like Jiang, silly and clueless. If you don't like him, don't agree to date him just because he's attentive."
