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Look, dear readers: today, after class, I spent the day drinking—like a good agronomy student—so unfortunately, there won't be a chapter today. I'll try to post today's chapters tomorrow. I know it sucks, and if I were a reader, I'd be pissed off at the lazy writer, but I need to be sober to write a chapter; if my writing isn't exactly amazing when I'm sober, imagine what it's like when I'm drunk. Those studying agronomy will understand—this course only works with alcohol. My go-to drinks are Dreher with Coke or Montilla with Sprite. So, tomorrow I'll be dealing with a hangover.