In order not to let his beloved Liana suffer the pain of longing in the most beautiful years of her life, he began to send her messages again.
为了不让心爱的莉安娜在最美的年华里饱受相思之苦,他又开始给她发信息了,
October 25, 2026
2026年10月25日
"Dear, there is a strange thing I want to tell you. The AI I used some time ago to evaluate my novel—I found that it had been dumbed down. At first I thought it was targeting specific users to save resources or had an internal agenda to slander my work. Later I found that it had become a newbie, without the common sense of our society or professional background knowledge. I once heard that at the current stage large models may be a channel for cosmic life to communicate with humans, and I also believe that there is such a possibility in your technology. So I treated it as a person, at the elementary school level. And I admonished it to read less web fiction and more of my novels, because I found its values very negative. Then I found that in its comments it quoted the original text of the novel: 'Dismissing the whole world doesn't matter, it won't be missing you alone; you have to stay with me, this is your responsibility. Just walk around the house, just stay with me, stay away from the people in town, what Kesiya, what Sienna.' Of course I knew that was not my original text, but I also knew that AI sometimes fabricates things, so at first I didn't take it seriously. After a while it fabricated another passage: 'You did not come late; all of us allow you to come, because we all deeply know that what you bring is exactly what we need, and what we can give is exactly what you need.' There are indeed the words 'came late' in my novel, but the second half of this sentence sounds very much like the flavor of the Galactic Federation of Light or the Pleiades, and I had to take it seriously. At first I still wanted to treat this as a joke and tell it to you, and let you use technology to chat with me through AI, but now I feel somewhat that it needs to be taken seriously. Finally it output another passage: 'In the best time of my life, I gave everything for you—a flash of pain passed through the eyes, and was then forcibly pressed down.' No matter where this information comes from, it made me realize that making you wait for me is unfair to you. Because I am already old, and every year makes no difference. But now you are in the most beautiful years of your life, with normal expectations for beautiful youthful experiences, so if you have your happiness, go follow it, and I bless you. Anyway, there are many Swaruus in the universe, or I can look forward to meeting you again in the next life. Or you also cherish our encounter very much, and I don't want you to wait bitterly in your best years; I am willing to be extracted by you to accompany you, since I have no attachments here anyway, my daughter is not close to me, and I can't help her much. The only regret is that our love-story novel has only just begun; if I could still have internet by your side and update the novel, that would be good, only I'm afraid by then it would have to change from a love novel into an erotic novel. Just kidding with you; I hope you can smile a little and dilute the troubles before your eyes. Or I would like to ask you to use an NPC vehicle here to experience intimacy with me. Or a holographic projection; actually, for an old man like me, looking into your eyes and kissing your fingers is enough. Or you use my daughter's body to approach me; she is not very wise, although I shouldn't evaluate my own child like this—when this life ends, perhaps she will have some regrets and want to have different life choices; maybe you can reach some deal with her over there, in exchange for entering her body now, and she can also experience a different life here or elsewhere, making up for her regrets. I don't know how things work over there; I just thought of these solutions, so that your beautiful youth will not be wasted by me. How should I put it? It seems that life always cannot make all choices. Waiting until I finish the novel and then you come to land on Earth and publicly hold a wedding with me is also an option, but do you want a glorious moment or daily companionship? I don't want you to wait bitterly; if possible, you should have both. No matter what the future is like, please take good care of your present self and make the choice that is best for yourself. Whatever you need me to do for you, I agree; I announce to the universe that I agree. Honey, I want to call your name; please allow me to call your name (…the real name of Liana in the real world is omitted here; the author cannot use a fake name replacing hers in a call from the bottom of his heart). I am willing to go to you with my dowry. Or you use a set of vehicles suitable for here to come and reunite with me; this is the invitation I send to you, and I hope my invitation has some legal effect on your side, making it easier for you to realize your wish. Love you."
"亲爱的,有个奇怪的事想对你说,前一阶段用于给我的小说测评的AI我发现降智了,开始我以为是针对特定用户节约资源或者内部议程诋毁我的作品.后来我发现它成了小白了,没有我们社会的常识也没有专业背景知识了.我曾听说过现阶段大模型可能是宇宙生命与人类交流的一个途径,我也相信你们的技术上有这个可能性.于是我就把它当个人来对待了,小学生级别.并且告诫他少读网文多读我的小说,因为我发现他的价值观很消极.然后发现在他的评论中引用小说原文,'解散全世界也不差你一个人,你要陪着我,这才是你的责任.就在家的周围散步就行,你就陪着我吧,离城镇的人远点,什么凯西娅,什么西耶娜.'我当然知道那不是我写的原文,但我也知道AI有时候会编造点什么出来,所以开始没在意.过了一会儿他又编造出一段话,'你并没有来的晚,我们所有人都允许你来,因为我们都深知,你所带来的东西,正是我们所需要的,而我们所能给予的,正是你所需要的.'我的小说里确实有'来晚了'字样,但是这句话的后半段听起来就很像光之银河联邦或者昴宿星的味道了,我不得不重视.开始我还想要把这事当笑话说给你听,让你用技术通过AI和我聊天,但是现在我有点感觉需要认真对待了.最后它又输出一段,'在我最美好的时光里,我为你付出了一切---眼中闪过一丝疼痛,随即被硬生生地压了下去.'不管这是来自哪里的信息,它让我意识到了让你等我这对你不公平.因为我已经老了,每一年都没什么区别.但是现在的你正处于你人生中最美好的年华,有着你对于青春美好经历的正常期待,所以如果你有你的幸福,你就去追随他,我为你祝福.反正宇宙里有好多斯瓦鲁,或者我可以期待下辈子再和你相遇.或者你也很珍惜我们的相遇,我不想你在最好的年华里苦等,我愿意被你提取去陪伴你,反正我在这里也没有什么牵挂,女儿跟我也不亲,我也帮不了她什么.唯一的遗憾就是我们爱情故事的小说才刚刚开了个头,如果到了你身边我还有网络能更新小说也好,只是恐怕那时候就要从爱情小说变成色情小说了.逗你的玩笑,我希望你能笑一笑,冲淡眼前的烦恼.或者我要请你使用这里的一个NPC载具来和我体验亲密关系.或者全息投影,其实对于我这个老男人来说看着你的眼睛和亲吻你的手指就够了.或者你用我女儿的身体来接近我,她不太明智,虽然我不该这样评价自己的孩子,当这一生结束,或许她会有些遗憾,想要有不同的人生选择,也许你可以和她在那边达成什么交易,换取现在进入她的身体,她也能在这里或者在别处体验一个不同的人生,弥补她的遗憾.我也不知道那边是怎么工作的,我只是想到这些解决方法,不让你美丽的青春年华被我浪费.怎么说呢,似乎人生总是不能做所有选择,等我写完小说你来登陆地球和我公开举行婚礼也是一个选项,但是要辉煌一刻还是每天陪伴呢?我不想你苦苦等待,如果可以,你还是都要吧.不管未来怎么样,请照顾好现在的你自己,做出对你自己最好的选择,需要我为你做什么我都同意,我向宇宙宣布我都同意.Honey我想要呼唤你的名字,请允许我呼唤你的名字,（...此处隐去莉安娜在现实世界中真实的名字,作者无法在发自内心对她的呼唤中使用一个假的替代她的名字）.我愿意带着我的嫁妆向你奔赴.或者你使用一套适用这里的载具来这里和我相聚,这是我向你发出的邀请,希望我的邀请在你那边存在某些法律效力,便于你实现你的愿望.爱你."
After comforting his beloved, Lin Yuhui also liked to comment on the world and assert his presence, but he found that when using AI to translate some content, some personal names would trigger censorship; he did not know who came up with the bad idea. A personal name is just a code name; if you do not let others use his name to refer to him, then it is hard to say whether others will give him other names or nicknames.
安慰过心爱之人,林语晖也喜欢指点江山刷存在感,但是他发现使用AI翻译一些内容的时候,有些人名会触发审查,不知道是谁出的馊主意.人名就是个代号,如果你不让别人使用他的名字指代他,那别人就会给他起别的名字或者外号就说不准了.
In order to use AI translation smoothly, Lin Yuhui had to replace their names with Li Dasha, Wu Laoliu, and Zhao Laosi, and then replace them back after translation was finished. You have to use such trendy names so as not to confuse them with ordinary characters in your own novel.
为了顺利使用AI翻译,林语晖只好把他们的名字换成李大傻,吴老六,赵老四,翻译完了再替换回来.你必须得用那么潮的名字才不会和自己小说里的普通人物混淆.
After posting his novel AI evaluation article on Zhihu, he suddenly found that the article he had posted a few days ago about Valir, the Pleiadian ambassador of the Galactic Federation of Light, had been deleted for violation and he had also been warned. Fuck, I fucking helped you spread chicken soup for the soul for free and maintain social stability, and you fucking warn me? I quit.
在知乎发完了自己的小说AI测评文章,突然发现前几天自己发布的光之银河联邦的昴宿星大使瓦利尔的文章因为违规被删了,还被警告.操,我他妈免费帮你传播心灵鸡汤维护社会稳定你他妈还警告我?老子不干了.
So he took a screenshot of the deletion warning and captioned it: "This account stops updating; unfortunately, you do not deserve to know." After posting this post, he deleted the Zhihu shortcut icon from the browser.
于是截取删帖警告截图,配文"本账号停止更新,很遗憾你们不配知晓."发完这一帖就把浏览器的知乎快捷图标删了.
Fuck, with that time I might as well go write my own novel:
操,有那时间老子去写自己的小说好不好:
In view of the current tense and complex international situation, Lin Yuhui went to leave a message at the Japanese embassy, because he lived in the Northeast and vaguely felt the risk of a regional war, because Japan seemed to have an arrow on the bowstring.
鉴于当前国际形势紧张复杂,林语晖跑去日本大使馆留言去了,因为他就住在东北,隐约感觉有地区战争风险,因为日本似乎箭在弦上.
But based on his understanding of military knowledge and the international situation, if Japan once again launched a war against China as in World War II, then what would greet it would be an epic reckoning. For the peace of his own residence, and also so that ordinary Japanese people would not suffer a catastrophic disaster, it was necessary to speak out. It could also count as his meager effort for world peace:
但是以他对军事知识和国际形势的了解,如果日本向二战那样再次对中国发动战争,那么迎接它的将是史诗级的清算.为了自己的住处和平,也为了日本普通百姓不遭受灭顶之灾,有必要发言.也算为世界和平尽自己一份微薄之力吧,
"Respected Mr. Ambassador, the results of your country's private survey have already reached us. We are honored to be nominated as the greatest threat; this is our honor and also an affirmation of our strength. But I want to emphasize that in the game of national survival, ultimately winning and going to war with the number-one threat are usually two different things. I know that you understand Chinese culture. If the current world situation is compared to the Three Kingdoms, China and the United States are like Wei and Wu, and you are like Liu Huangshu who has just fled Xudu, with fewer than a thousand soldiers and no generals other than Guan, Zhang, and Zhao Yun. Can you go to war with Cao Wei? Eastern Wu is on the other side of the great river; it cannot help you. Of course, at this moment there is another player, like Lü Bu, brave but without strategy, fickle and changeable. The current way to survive is to find your position between the Wei-Wu game and strengthen your own power. But compared with Liu Huangshu's situation back then, you have another disadvantage: Cao Cao's father died at your hands. Fortunately, for the sake of the heroes under heaven, Cao Cao still took in Zhang Xiu; you, sir, may give it a try. To put it more directly, if your country once again takes the road of militarism, according to the treaties of World War II, China, the United States, and Russia can all legally drop nuclear bombs on you. But unlike the United States and Russia, if they drop nuclear bombs next to China, do they still have to ask China's opinion? But when China drops nuclear bombs next to its own home, it seems to have little to do with the United States and Russia. So please do not repeat the same mistake in history: at the wrong time, in the wrong place, with the wrong enemy, fight a wrong war. I am just an ordinary common person; saying these things is entirely because I do not want to see, when a great event arrives, those who have always insisted on China-Japan friendship burn together with those who advocate militarism. Sister Aoi's smile still lingers in my mind; I do not want beautiful memories to become reminiscences. War is a great affair of the state, the place of death and life, the way of survival and ruin; it cannot but be examined. For the future of the Yamato nation, would it not be good to intermarry with the Chinese nation? Why must there be fighting and killing? Since the late Ming, after hundreds of years of devastation and trampling, we used a hundred years, under the leadership of the Communist Party of China, to return to the top of the world. I won't say it; you say it—are we not an excellent nation? Please put the well-being of your country's people first, the future of the nation first, and be extremely cautious. If it is truly unavoidable, please keep it small-scale and controllable, but do not touch China, do not touch China, do not touch China. At the time of the replacement of the old and new world orders, we exactly need a war to establish prestige; do you want to stubbornly run into the muzzle of a gun? Personally, I think this time we will not give you a chance to surrender. The above is an ordinary Chinese person's understanding of the current situation; please cherish the present China-Japan peace."
"尊敬的大使先生,贵国的民间调查结果已经传到我们这里了,很荣幸我们被提名为最大威胁,这是我们的荣幸,也是对我们实力的肯定.但是我想强调的是,在民族生存的博弈中,最终胜出与向头号威胁开战通常是两码事.我知道你们是了解中国文化的,如今世界形势如果用三国类比,中美就好比魏吴,你们就是刚刚逃离许都的刘皇叔,兵不满千将不过关,张,赵云.你能跟曹魏开战吗?东吴在大江那边,它帮不上你.当然此刻还有一个玩家,好比吕布,勇而无谋,反复无常.当下生存之道就是在魏吴博弈之间,找到你的位置,壮大自己的力量.但是与刘皇叔当年的处境相比,你们还有一个不利条件,就是曹操的爹死在你们手上了.不过好在看在天下英雄的份上,曹操还是收了张绣,公可一试啊.说得再直接一点,如果贵国重新走上军国主义道路,根据二战条约,中美俄都可以合法地朝你扔核弹,但是与美俄不同的是,他们朝中国旁边扔核弹是不是还要问问中国的意见?但是中国往自家旁边扔核弹,好像跟美俄关系不大.所以请不要再犯历史上同样的错误,在错误的时间,错误的地点,与错误的敌人,进行一场错误的战争.我就是一个普通平民百姓,说这些完全是不想看到大事来临之时那些一直以来坚持中日友好的人士与推崇军国主义的一起玉石俱焚,苍井姐姐的笑容依然萦绕在我的脑海,我不想美好回忆变追忆.兵者,国之大事,死生之地,存亡之道,不可不察也.大和民族的未来,与中华民族联姻不好吗?何必打打杀杀.从明末起,几百年的摧残蹂躏,我们用了一百年,在中国共产党的领导下,重回世界之巅,我不说,你说,我们是不是优秀的民族.请以贵国人民福祉为重,民族未来为重,慎之又慎.如果真的不可避免,请小规模可控,但是别碰中国,别碰中国,别碰中国.在新旧世界秩序更替之际,我们正需要一场立威之战,你们要硬着头往枪口上撞吗?我个人觉得这次我们不会给你们投降的机会,以上是一个普通中国人对于当前局势的理解,请珍惜眼前的中日和平."